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Somze you are a blasted liar just like Christopher Columbus,

FYI, MR> Joblesss Educator, my english is very well intact,

Have you forgotten so soon mope? on the Reply signature, Yes or NO ( and I can name more) threads where you would follow brawlers around "begging" them to brawl,  You 2faced man heifer( if there is such a word)

I have exposed and discarded you and your crew, Now move on. Islander does NOT mingle with Snakes, and that's what you and your likes are,

Yes I started the war with Nella, so what? I did it and I don't give a damn, I never called you, but as we say in the islands ( you use sparts to catch whales) Now that I have done what I wanted to do, get LOST,

PS.please Somze stop the lying because I can have my " secretary" send me all our convos and post them here. yes I have my own Secretary whom I copy and paste everything any NLder says to me, since I know its customary for you people to lie through your teeth, I do so to safe guard myself


@Jejelolatu,
Friend from where? This is called PAYBACK, No one steps on my tail and escape,

diva_naija:
. . . . that Even though u can put up with a lot, never ever try to bear "too" much. If someone upsets or hurts u, tell them in the face. Don't pretend you're a martyr. It will really hurt u d most in d end,cus

well said///

mdsocks:
somze and Islander
please stop these now
i dey beg una, just forget it

Thanks for you imput, but I beg for the opportunity to expose people like Somze who think that they can get away with being snakes with Islander,  I have been "dying" for this day. Now it is here, please don't deprive me, abeg

rubie:
Islander whats up, how you doing today.

Who are the people getting on your nerves?

Rubie I am cool, just dealing with some snakes who thought I was their friend,  fools.


@Somze
let me take my time,

1. You never started the war with myself and Moonie, but you know what you did and what youn said, Like I said you are an instigator so stop lying.

2. Why are you so hell bent on lamenting that I gossip about you? Boy the last time I checked your weren't worth $6 figures.  I just know that I was warned about you, gossip man( you forgot how you got me entangled in your mess last time then claim you were trying to make peace?LOL)

3. Look. Islander has NOT been talking to you for weeks. you took it upon yourself to wake me up some mornings ago to beg me to go post on some birthday thread you made for Nella, as if I f.ucking cared if it was her bday or not,

4. And I have told you over and over that I have[b] 2[/b] friends here on Nairaland and my cous Coco, so people like you never really counted much to me, Gossiping about you wouldn't reward me anything,
BTW according to your gospel everyone gossips about you, just like you were screaming like a bitch on 42nd st in the Sports section.

5. Finally Somze, Island has locked you off,,,please let it go and get going, Don't talk to me bat

mukina2:
Sold who out?
why do you always assume that people talk about you

where?
ddnt you see the girl's post?
anyways have fun . Mukina is gone i gots things to do

thinknig the sun is getting hotter but i would go in there with my disguise

thought I told you earlier,NOT to speak to me.

You have been caugth red-handed AGAIN!Now please git, Baby snake,

Somze, you lie even through your butt, and that's gross.

1. Denial, I remembered when moondust and I were fighting, when Omo and others were begging for peace ,you would follow us around stating "let the brawl continue"  LOL,  A liar has no memory,

2. Please Somze, as I said,  don't wait around for the p/ussy, I have "seen" it being promised to others here as well,

3. Keep the emoticons to yourself.they only make you look more foolish. Remotely think about me? LOL. Somze are you suffering from short term memory? you forget so easily? Damn. YOu were on my YIM some days ago lamenting how much you missed talking to me. Fool you didn't know I was avoiding you?

4.I was looking  forward to this day, now that it is here I am having fun.

5. Again, let me and my God rest nah? Is it by force?

6. islander does't associate with snakes, that's why she is ridding herself of the likes of you. And Nairaland is the best place to accomplish such,

somze:
Guilty conscience
Nice joke, you deserve an award,

Anyway i just made bold your hypocrisy, here you accuse everyone else of being gossips where as you just shot your self in the head claiming someone else warned you about me.

In essence you and whoever go talking about me behind my back

Anyway say anything about and to me if it will make you feel better about yourself.

And I'm sure your god allows you to go about causing fights, [b]mongering rumours, accusing falsely, indulging in vulgar insults etc.[/b]I certainly don't want that for myself so i'd take your advice and find another God.

You modified the original? LOL was about to ask who do I carry rumours to? you are all a bunch of hyprocrites, Coming to my YIM with heavy tongues, that's why I love to take my time and expose and rid myself of every one of you.

You came into something that Had nothing to do with you asshole. Now I will be in your nightmares, dreams, garri et al,

I will insult whomever get in my face without merit, and that includes you and your crew,

Look at you Somze, NO# hyprocrite. I can still vividly recall you going around NL instigating fights. I am happy you got "saved" Now relax, maybe one day I would to,,

mukina2:
Islander i don't have to say anything to justify anything to you . geddit?
My post was for Nella . and not you .
so why are you posting for me?
where you not the one who said "when we rattle next on YIM" ?

And where did I imply I needed you or any of your baboons to justify anything to me? Please girl, don't even go there.

You and Nella can continue doing what you do best,

Yes you saw my post about "YIM"but somehow missed the one prior to that where your pal sold you out, Then again why the hell am I NOT surprized.

somze:
Yeah we know,
After your devotion to God you come out here with the most foul language possible, insulting all and sundry for NO JUST CAUSE.

A good way you represent your God

Anyway like I say, throw me and anyone else more insults if it will make you feel better.

Your guilty conscience seems to be getting the better of you. Now be gone, I have nothing more to say to you snake.  I was warned being me I never paid heed. Now that I know, I have nothing more to say to you. I have a God, you better go find yours. Now I understand your sudden interest in this, But back off she has promised others here the womanliness as well, damn fool

@Mukina, just take a look at you. I made my comment about YIM how many posts ago? Yet Nella just saw it. You both think you are posting for a child.
But as I have told you a zillion times before, I know you, so nothing you post here means shit to me,

@Nella where are you? Why have you disappeared

NEVER to trust people who speak from both sides of their mouths,

Jena and Bud are back for more, Give me a few, need to do my devotion, BRB fools.

toyinrayo:
EYA. . . HON, that mouth of urs need some cleaning. what u need is someone to be trashy with ya. . .but i wnt give u the satisfaction. u dnt got to tell the story of ya life to nairalanders. . .we can clearly see that u had no sensible parents to teach you morality^{and self respect}. . . Idots like you belong . . .^{gosh, can't think of anyplace for you}. guess u dnt just belong. Skanky ass bitch. all you know is to curse and curse like u aint got no common sense. bet your parents are lamenting on not using Condoms and prayer before they had you. i feel sorry for them. Lol, enjoy my last and final reply to hoes like you. wonders on nairaland. people are making their life better. . . others are looking for one. girl, u best go get a life before someone put a curse on you to shut u up for good. God, knows someone needs to do it quickly. . . . God is the only one that can help you now!!!! nairaland can't. . .u hear. peace out!!

, Coward you came looking for heat now you are running? Bastard,

FYI my parents are great, I have my correct dad(RIP) because my mom didn't sleep around like yours. Ever wondered why you look nothing like your other siblings? hmmmmmm,maybe you should have a serious discussion with that village ho you call a Ma.

Ho you called me?? Please, Last time I checked Prostitutes were NOT our main export, go check your self before you come talking to the likes of me. You do NOT qualify.

Next time you see Islander aka Neelsel, RUN, Don't you dare approach me unless I summon you puppy, Bleached-out, bad-weave wearing, messed-up dressers,

Now take your dunce ass back to night school,

toyinrayo:
lol


Girl, u been cursing alot lately. . that don't make you tough. hon, bite? then you haven't met victoria. girl, i'll chew you and spit u out. nobody, was refering to you, so slow down your roll, the attitude, i dnt want none of that. you got a job, as u have obviously stated before. . .so by that i can infer u're older than me, so act it. why u got to speak in spanish for? say it in english so we can all understand na? Imean, we're both humans^{. . atleast i hope you are}. u got sth to say, say it. dnt hide it beneath your breath. please, dnt waste my time here o, damn!!!!!!!!! thats why i dnt hang out with too much girls. . .they're too much drama.

You f.ucking nappyheaded ho,  who the hell called you? Your stink STD infested asshole have not a clue what you just gotten yourself into.

You f.uck truck, you asked for it, now it is on.

You whoring stink abortion queen .you need to go see your GYN ASAP to ascertain your womb is still funtionable. All the f.ucking has done you absolutely no good.

I have been warning your type for years that sex is NOT for teenagers, It damages the uterus, Now take your dunce ass back to your mud hut and enjoy your garri stink cotch,

ROFLMSAO, mope if only you knew what Islander looks like, Lo siento el stupido,

chi Chi mon all over the land. Why the f.uck can't you get what is on your hairless chest off??

I pray you know what you are getting yourself into baboon, Islander bites very hard,

One a more serious note, cierre la boca sucia muy feo el nino,

Hell no,

U?

why can't some gays stay the hell out of what doesn't concern them? F.cukers,

Now stupidity really is the order of the day. Last time I checked my citizens didn't even require a VISA to vist Canada, Britain etc ( thank God for our good records worldwide)

Star spare yourself the misery. Islander has been a legal resident since age 19( still contemplating whether or not I should sell my birthrite)

And one last thing, stay off my YIM. Anything you need to whimp about do it here on NL,

@Moody, bad bad girl, ( heading home now baby, call your momma later or else)

I ginne die ooo.
Omo Eko you rock girlfriend, Continue doing you,

I see now tempers are flawing, nostrils are flawing, I NEVER make trouble, it always finds me. So deal with it. Did I call you asswax?

LMSFAO, Islander and her mysterious age. GOSH! Pple. Even at 40 I look like a teenager. And no Star, unlike you and your likes, relationship aren't paramount. MONEY and CAREEr are, that's why we buy toys and build our accounts, rather than get married at 21 and die paupers,

Anyway as I said earlier, I have no time for losers like you,

PS citizen my foot, ( stop coming to our islands to buy our passports, we have enforced stiffer penalties,

OMO EKO, I love you darling, muh muh muh,

@n-guage why are you wasting your precious time trying to instill sense into uncultured swine??

@Star aka Ayefele ak Babaluka aka Shakira ak, only God knows, I promise you this would be my one and reply to your dirty, illegal, burger flipping, Dunce ass.

You wished that the village ho who gave birth to you looked 1\4 of what I looked like. Secondly, I have been advising you for months to go see a shrink. It is not only a sin, but also a crime to have sex with children (boys and girls) under the age of 5. Does the Akata you have sold your dinigy for that green card knows what really goes on when she leaves her children under your care to work that second job just so the social welfare doesn't place them into foster homes?

Stop making a mockery of yourself Star. I have told you 1 zillion times, I don't need your apologies, so stop acting like a child who has thrown his pacifier out of the crib because he or she didn't get what they wanted,

OMG! Is PUSSY a word that taunt you? I see, Your bearer refused to push you out, instead she asked the doctor to cut you out thus your obseesion and hatred for us whose moms decided to gave birth to us the natural way Awww. You poor child.

You have been begging for my attention for months, and I have been ignoring you, Now enjoy it!!!

I am NOT acid so don't you dare think you can us me as your YIM image and not face any consequences,

Last but certainly not least, Islander is NOT in your deminutive league, she has class. Go mingle with the likes of Nella et al, they fit right in that hole with you,

And next time you think about investing in a Tims.please buy a real one. Those fake yellow ones look hideous.

PS, stop fooling everyone on NL about research paper. We all have been tortured by your spelling and grammar. What makes you think they pay Professors to be subjected to such low level of literay,

Please bat, I get lost,

Yea right Mukina, random name my foot, tell that to some bat. I am not one. Hmmmm. Thank God I am no longer blind. Guilt has over taken everyone of you. Hiding behind empty posts won't justify anything.

I don't give a Phock who chats about me( behind my back) that only speaks volume, I am No pretender, I say what I mean,and mean what I say. To all my haters, kiss my BBB,

@Siena, how can we all get along as you claim when there are so many bitches and pretenders on NL?

@Mukina, I see you are still avoiding my question, why the hell are you quoting me? How the hell first mentioned your name? Are you afraid if you confront her I may hear something I am NOT supposed to hear? You people will NEVER cease to amaze me.

@All, my haters, continue hating. I get more sweeter with age and wiser too.
Words cannot bore holes in my beautiful body, Neelsel stil ROCKS!!

Coco I thought you meant someone of importance. Little did I know you were refering to that stinkass gay who is annoyed because Neelsel doesn't roll in mud ( Go check His numerous posts kissing my butt, begging for forgiveness and friendship) Please dear don't even waste your time dearie.

Mukina, why are you quoting me? Why don't you enquire of your pally her reason for subjectively mentioning your name in reference to me ( I see she has done her job and have summon her crew)

Siena, nothing exceptional happeneing. Just need to deal with a few nitwits, that's all,

Girl someone directed my attention before to your obvious iliteracy. Now after reading through your numerous post, it has been determined that you are indeed slow. You remind me of those athestic children I used a few months ago for my case study.

Why is the "ugly" taunting becoming a thorn in your pickly flesh? Ahhhhh. Truth hurts, que las ti ma,

Anyway, you are NO fun, I can be better entertained by plucking my eyebrows,
Oh! Tell your baboons they can now stop viewing as "guest" and come back to the thread, I promise NOT to bite,

Duty calls, but if time permits I shall be keeping tab,

Until such time, Don't touch or I will bite,

Ok Mumu Nella,

First tell me why on earth would I be jealous of an under achiever like yourself? Show me your bank account, stocks & bonds, your credentials et al, hmmmmm, when you do then we can determine whether you are worth my jealousy,

And again, why you keep replying if you don't care what I think? Stupidity seems be follow you everywhere you go,

Why did you send your "mentor" home early. I thought he was going to stick around for a share of the action,

Finally, go scrub that face and then come back to speak to me, I cannot deal with unhealthy looking faces, now git,

PS, so all of a sudden a light bulb went off and you remembered, suddenly why I don't like you? LMFSAO,

Ok Numbskull I refuse to even waste 1 calorie by quoting you.

1. Show where did I imply that I was NOT beefing with you??

2. Mukina knows that if I have anything to say to her, I do NOT NEED to beat around the bush to tell her, ask her the next time you two rattle on YIM,

3. You are NO BODY as far as Islander is concerned, so beefing with you is like wiping my shoes,

4. I am elated that you bit my bait, now you have made my day, still waiting for the other iguanas to come on board,

5. In case you were wondering why? it is simple, I DONT like you!!!! , I have a phobia for ugliness,

6. No "my own pattern" as you claim just happens to be synonymous with your type,

7. I will be back as soon as I am settled at work,

Nella:
Allright, let me get this straight, : so u want to beef and bring Nella's ass down, and u started by using every tactics u could think of to get me to beef with u, and when i didn't throw words like - " 4uck, bitch etc. back to u, u changed it to an English class and asked me to phock 4uk off? - which is perfectly iight, because i d' rather 4uk off than stay here on Nairaland and remember the days when i was two years old.


It just doesn't make sense, normally in such cases i would be mad but in this case, i'm not even able to get mad, because i don't know what to get mad at, why would some one u never talked to suddenly want a beef?? - what i get is confused not mad mehn, but i pushed both aside and just took my conclusions.

the whole sudden " happy B-day wishes to Acid like (on pg 87 of the thread ) a hundred years after her B-day and on d same day every one were wishing me thesame?? - come on, i ain't no kid, we both know what the purpose was. but all it did was make me laugh. - " How-nice".
The : " Coward, coward, coward every where u go"?? - the same page? - and etc. Christ!

You are one confused, self-deluded asshole. You keep repeating over and over that we know not each other, yet in the same breath you turn around and conclude that I have been attempting to beef with you. Girl please, stay in school and leave flirting etc to the professionals, It is obvious books and boys don't mix.

Secondly, so "Mr. Biggs" came reporting to you that I refused to wish you a Happy Birthday? LMSAO, well asshole, my greetings to Acid had nothing to do with you Ms. Pimple, who the f.uck cared about you and whether you were born or created in a lab? Certainly NOT MOI,

Coward, coward, coward, I see so your other coward associates sent you? I hope they stick around to nurse your wounds by the time I am done with your sorry ass,

And please, stop signing in and out, I have to go to work in a bit, bring your coward ass back and let's "play"

I don't get along with people who make friends too quickly,

Risorius,

Thinking why the hell some people like to stick their smelly noses into affairs that do not concern them, then they have the audacity to make it seems it's all your fault,

somze:
The unwillingness and disinterest in fighting silly and unnecessary battles does not make you a coward.
Please recheck you dictionary.

What are the stakes here? World Peace, Patriotism, Truth?
What is important here? Why should we waste our precious time?

Go on with your war, involve whoever and whatever.
Take on the whole of nairaland if it will make you feel better.

I am very confident in my own skin (my parents did an excellent job), So there is absolutely NOTHING to gain from beefing with a bunch of nonentities.

I see "whorisha" has sent you to fight her battles, ROFLMSAO, Well bring it on, the more the merrier,

Last but NOT least[b], F.UCK OFF[/b]

Won't mind at all,

Have you ever been lost before?