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@Ballerina
you would be fine, It is NOT that difficult, Remember that GAS(general adaptation syndrome) has 3 stages:

1. Alarm or the "fight or flight" stage: here is when the body releases adrenaline and a variety of other psychological mechanisms in an effort to combat and control the stress.

2. Resistance or Adaptation stage: the body responses to long term protecttion.

3. Exhaustion stage: here is where the body runs out of all its reserve of body enery and immunity.

Just keep reading every night, like for 30mins. Trust me in time these notes would be like John 3:16. Best of luck?

I think I can be a bit over the edge with the mouth( if I get mad,real mad)



Do you drink Brandy?

A-40,  I think I need to invite Rapseey to my islands, then I will take him across to "Jam down" and have my aunt teach him some yardie.


until such time.mon ah trod outa this ya trouble-ration, Rapseeey is a bloodcloth chi chi man, we nah deal wid d.em ya chi chi man tal tal.

rubie:
Yar'Adua
Baba Iyabo
Osama bin laden

ROFLMSFAO,

@topic
Missing all the morons on NL who make my day. Donde estas usted?? , I am bored as hell,

Kingstown, St.Vincent & the Grenadines,

Naa Wifeypenth is another liar here. She changed her name to Owo Ilie but we caught her. She has since gone MIA, bunch of liars.

BTW where is Ms. Chiori to refute my cliams?

Snaggledown needs help jare, fast fast fast,

Islander:
Me quierro muchas los ninas hermosa y muchos dineros usted

henry007:
wish u cld translate

I wish you many beautiful chidren and lots of money ,

@topic
I wish you many blessings,

Druggie where are your questions?


I love to travel by air,

I have a boy's name,


I used to live in Cuba,

I am not soft spoken ( my clients NEED to hear what I am saying)
Sweet I am, but when pushed I am NOT,


Are you verbally and/or physically abusive?

Babelove,
You are the best thing to happen to NL since Militia, .

I am at work, but I just had to take a break to tell you , YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not gay,



Halle berry

I have been called worse


TPBM enjoys road trips

I sure did


TPBM lives in Lagos,

Oh Gosh! NO the opposite.

TPBM is a workaholic?

Hmmmmmmm. I see my instincts were accurate. Ok, lie is you have dimples,

I sleep an average of 5 hrs per night,

I detest liars, like wifeypenth aka owo ilie

I am ugly,

Roflmao.
@druggie you are a mess
Yes yes, Sister Snaggledown and Sis. Wifey lionel, birds of a feather, flock together, let's see who wins the trophy for biggest liar,

Man I wish their tongue stick to the roof of their mouths. A lying tongue is an abomination unto Jah,

@Aloib
Don't mind them, I am NOT speaking from no heresay, I have proof. Snaggledown needs help. She needs to ask her father to place his hands on her eeveryday for the next year, Rub her down with Holy Water and repeat Psalms like crazy.

What really provoked my spirit was after I caught her hands down dealing dirty, she went and joined with my haters in an attempt to fight me. Really the heifer didn't know that Islander is untouchable??

Snazzy repent for judgement day is soon approaching. If you continue lying you will go to hell in a piece of coconut shell,

I hate liars, you need the Lord. I am organising a prayer and fast just for you girl,

aloib:
heheheh tell me bout it, fake ass wannabe, thing irks me mehn, who knws what other stuffs she lies about, akuko

why did seun even lock the thread, https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-6219.0.html

ROFLMSAO, Yes oooo. This girl Needs Jesus, She is one liar,

floxyrangy:
this is sick

What is sick about stating facts? That's the problem with you people.Hide the truth for lies, All lies, Let her come and refute my claims.I have proof.Snazzydawn is notorious liar,

Drug lord

cute-ass:
buhahahaha . . u have a boat? u wish!

I see you have jokes ok missy,

Darkness you need Jesus.maybe wifey aka Owo Ilie should tag you along to prayer meeting ,

@topic,
I have learnt today that EVERYONE deserves a second chance,

Not yet, soon come,

You?

Moondust, that's where you are wrong. I happen to be a very good cook, Lie is I love chicken, I hate chicken,

@topic
Lie is you are bigboned,


I love to sing,

I have a boat,

I was born on an island,

I am in love with George, Curious Georlge that is. I think he is so cute. We have been together since I was 2.

I am the shortest in my family

I love cats,

I am very shy

Moondust I believe I can acturately attest to the fact that Islands porcupines and hedgehogs are more feisty and prickley than those in nIgeria

Have 6 fingers the lie,


I love chicken

I love to cook

I am a Carnival baby,

I wished, butstiness doesn't run in my family,


Do you like dancehall music?

Moondust, are u sure u want to hug me? I have needles protruding from every bone, muscle and crevacies,

@topic
You are at work that's the lie,

I am frugal

I love shoes and pocket books

I sing in church

, thank God for heels


@topic

Are you?

, awwwww. Cutey Pie, I simply said (no kissing infornt of cute ass, forgot to mention, behind her niether )

Oh! The tatoo is coming soon (my bd gift to myself )

@topic
The news thingy is the lie .

I have a sister who looks exactly like cous Coco29,

My dad is alive,

I suck my tongue when I want to sleep,

MD No besame delante de mi amiga cutey,

.@topic, fly everyweek lie I guess,


I have kinky hair

I eat like a bird

I am untrustworthy,

(Cutey, I don't sleepwalk oo)

I must admit(once in my life) I don't know which is the lie .

@topic
I have a tatoo

I love hiking

I walk in my sleep

Ferlie, all the best boy, same here too, I am killing myself with work joo,

But soon come back yo 'ear, me miss u bad bad bad,

@topic
Missing Druggie, Lord poor child must be having a hangover. I did warn her about smoking ganga from the islands, she never listened jah.