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Thanks y'all,

@coco, but see this girl nah, Mama is waiting for you to tell her why you went MIA sha.

See this one Mukina nah, All I want for my buffday is a talll hunk with kissable lips

@moody, we ginne chat later baby,

@Debo, see this boy nah, don dey tell people say how me is 40 yrs old. God forbid

@Star aka Ayefele aka babaluka aka Shakira, hummmmmm I am going to church after classes, I will need to pray about this one jare,

@Niceuzor, and what am I apologising for again??

debosky:
Happy Birthday Les

Here's wishing you many more years, and many more successes in all you do

We may not see eye to eye on everything, but you know I got nothing but love for ya.
To the Haters: She's only going to get better with age, y'all better get ready for more heart attacks

But isn't that what defines "true Friendship"

No hard feelings Papi, Nuff Luv from your Island girl ( I will buzz you later)

niceuzor:
meaning what? kitty if she is crazy then i don't wish crazy plp happy birthday i wish them to be "NORMAL"

i guess when she is normal, then i will wish her [b]HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!.[

Don't beat yourself up child, NOt that I am sitting around anxiously awaiting a "BD wish" from you,


@Moody,
thanks a lot (rushing to school in a bit dear)

@Cute-ass we will chat later hun,

See this one Cute-ass don mek me cry nah .

Thank you my dear, those words of yours have most certainly made my day, hun hun , Respect!!

I am "e-mailing" cake and drinks over for everyone of you ( Somze make sure you send Acid's share "down under for her oo"

"I call it Love"Lionel Ritchie

Missing my Posse

Moodylady
Cute ass
Moondust
Mukina
Chiogo
Ronnie rolling slimmy
Somze
Babeelove
Ferlie
Acidrop
PTBnaija
Crazykid
Jaybaby
Coco29
2old4that
Debo
Sexyabby
, and all those who missed me as well,

@Acid I spoke to Somze today, he's ok, (what's up girly?)

@Afro, how is life babee? I missed u bad bad

@topic,
I am really sleepy, I need someone from this thread to sing me a lulluby,

mukina2:
Uglyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

you're ugly . .ugly . ugly


i was only singing a song o

Me quiere los gatos muy mucho, meow meow meow,

See my trouble here nah. Ugly? God forbid

Muchas gracias mi ami

Thanks for being my souljah. Remember WE RIDE OR DIE!!!.

FRIENDS FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EVER( got it yet? )

Hello my dearest Somze, thanks a lot for the greetings. Also to my other well wishers thanks, thanks, thanks ( I am waiting for Missy Cutey, Acid, Ronnie and Moody to show up)

@Pettygoat( my play name for u oo) thanks bro, but I thought my sister told you,

Well my day is "dry". I am at work, about running to the next child. Plus I have an exam later on tonight (Anatomy & Physiology) damn this world is a cruel place. Then later one I have rehearsal at church( yes Islander sings at church) I said "sing" NOT"make a joyful noise"

Once again thanks y'all, and nuff love

PS, C'mon peeps follow Somze's rules, I promise NOT to bite (today is my bd afterall) luv uno,

PS Muki I will kill u, Aloib thanks ooo baby.

Thinking about how I can't wait to drop an atomic bomb here on NL, stay tuned people I shall be back,
Monkeyass people,

Acid baby drop me a line here and I will reply. But I believe u attended school jare. is that Somze been feeding me lies

Babeelove my Empress, we ginne chat later, ah running like a refugee right now.

Mood,,ttyl baby,

.

Missing you much much too Ronnie slimmy baby, Thanks for the condolences.

Missing my sisters, Moodylady(lazy ass gal fast alseep)

Cute ass( can't seem to find this one jare )
Muki2 (she needs to release my T )

Also missing my brothers Somze and Moondust, wat ah gwarn dreads?

Acid da bomber

Aloib you seem to have suddenly gone MIA

Crazykid

2old4that

Chigo my baby darling little sis

Afrodick aka , NL Hitler , missing u baby,

Jaybaby my souljah

PTBnaija, long time girlfriend

And to all those whose names weren't mentioned, with time you shall make my list.

PS. Have my hands full with work and school, so I may not be around. funeral is this Friday. thanks y'all, luv uno bad bad

Awwwww Babeeeee. I mised you sweetie. Sorry was preoccupied with on monkey. Have been trying to get him admitted to the zoo in Rochester, but mating season has been closed.

I hope you are doing great, keeping the hussy alive and kicking.

I lost a dear friend so I won't be around for a bit. But keep me posted ok, Take care,

Thinking, what is Acid up to?

Thinking about NNN( Niaraland National Nincompoop) and how I can't wait to play with his tail, yes he's a monkey, He knows who he is people. Stay tune, this shall be the fight of the year, I can't wait.

Thinking where are all my people at?
Moodylady.
Cuteass
Mukina
Moondust
Somze
Ferlie
Babeelove
PTBnaija
Jaybaby
Crazykid
2old4that
Acidrop
Chiogo
, wey una dey oooo
.

R(OFLMSAO, Moondust tell them to go kiss where the sun doesn't shine ooo.

@topic
I am missing AJ, He died last Wednesday night in a vehicular accident. I just hugged AJ last week in church on his 22nd birthday. We planned on going fishing this week(for my bd)
AJ was little rock. He made me smile when I was sad. He had this way of cracking me up even when I was mad with the world.
RIP my little brother. Gone by NOT forgotten,

I am also missing

Moodylady, my sidekick

Cute ass, Little angle

Muki Muki, My smally

Somze

Moondust, my new pally

Acid da bomb, stay in school now

PTBNaija

Babeeloveee, da Empress

Jaybaby, my sister

Coco29, my dear cous

Chiogo, my little sweetie

2old4that,

And I am "missing" one bald headed, uglyass monkey, But I promise to be back for his lying ass. He knows who he is,

mukina2:


Islander I will loan u a million only if you kill those cats

@topic,
I am very tired right now,

I love T very very much (eat your heart out Mukina )

@aliob, Cumpleanos feliz, I didn't know we share the same birth month, How cool is that? Hoped it was excellently spent,

Sweetie I am online right now, buzz me nah,

Work is just great jare,

@topic

Have you been given a phone by your supposedly boyfriend?

Is there one? (what's up dear? )

NO


have you?

I "love" men who gossips, LOL


I adore those who pamper their "ladies" or someone else's for that matter,


Brawling I love to do with NLders,

@Gamine, you don't like short people?


@muki, Do you have any $$ to spare me? I am jobless ( Community Colleges graduates don't make a dime)

:d

davidylan:
lol do you perchance have indigestion? BTW it is not spelled [b]I-N-D-E-G-E-S-T-I-O-N (for someone studying pterygoid processes that should be an elementary error eh?)[/b]It would be a sheer waste of space and time to have my conscience tingling because of you. You and your pack of wolverines just amused me no end with your incessant penchant for stirring up inchoate, classless and childish verbal spats every thread you find urselves.

lol riling others up? LMAO! 5 pages on the Insomnia thread is enough to RAISE A DEAD BODY FROM THE GRAVE! Even my hi5 link is there. Wow!

Isnt it rather ironic someone who struggles with his "ie" and "ei" somehow took time out to note a simple error? It is called "Brain-Hand coordination" Mr. fellowship,

Again.You really do NOT wish to get into an e-brawl with me, You know that too,

Sorry David, Mr. Fellowship
Had to go take care of some errands. I see you have sent your "monkeys" to hld forth while I was away.

Ok, yes I admit I did make an error in the spelling of indigestion, (its difficult typing on a handheld device)

And why are you getting so worked up about my pterygoid process? Ok, As I said earlier, we can do our thing on a diffrent thread, And please, please, you know yoy DO NOT wish to get into a verbal altercation on Nairaland with me? Please, Please, , I have a way with bringing some seriouis situations to light,

BTW, Insomniacs annoy you ths much, LOL, well go to bed, I have volunteer work to do at my "community college' tomorrow.( rOflmaso) so I have to burn these eyes,
Hey, where did your mate Doyin disappeared to? Just when we were having fun you had to come spoilt everything " papa-kill-joy"

Now whatever is bothering you, drink some milk it helps, or better go rattle me on I'M.( they usually post for me so I know)

David it is obvious that you have something tingling on your conscience, why don't you just spite it out and save us both indegestion,
I remmebered our very first fight on NL evolved from similar circumstances. You have a tendancy to go around caredully selecting posts in an attempt to rile up others. Well you of all persons know how much I love to tangle,

Your mentioning of my bones classes wwre posted first of all NOT to Dolphin, The other things you meticulously mentioned were done so after your pigeon pal attacked me.

Anyway why am even givng you an explanation. Look David I am really not in the mood for your "sissy fights" as I mentioned, this is me and Doyin's war, please. Thank you,
BTW who the f.uck mentioned Wall street first? Wasn't it ]oyin who did. Wy don't you dessit from initiating wars and stick to doing what you were taught to do? This has NOTHING to do with you at all. I told you, if you like we can start our own thread,
@doyin lets carry on,
Lkook at this fool using Naturakl disasters as ammunition. I was right about you, you are a bat.

Again, keep naming islands ( good I see I have made you pulled out that atlas) afterall I am doing great,
Yes Hurricanes, etc ravaged the islands the same Katrina did the south ( what was your point again?)

Hurry up man, you are as dry as the sahara, don't keep me waiting, and I mean it,

David, bloated you say? Naa, I think you are mixing me up with your twin jare,
Anyway once again, Japan may be tiny, it is still a giant compare to 150sq mls of mountains. Please use another analogy,

And please stop making Doyin feels important, I need space to deal with him. If you don't mind, save your cooments for Islander and we will open our own thread, Aiight!!!(wink)

Back to basics,
Doyin, Dolphin, Dogshit( choose one)
Please, How many times must I tell you not call your momma a ho? Anyway I think it is innate, poor thing,
Let me tuck my kitty in bed, brb,

And Doyin again ( you really need to read and know your Geography) I cannot remembered our islands ever being affected by a hurricane, drought et al. We were blessed with mountainous terrains, so please take this you crap elsehwere.

Who took you in when war was raging in your country? Who took in other refugees from other African countries? I think you should ease up that cheapass weed you smoke for lunch,

"Slave babies" how ironic, an african using that terminolgy in a negative way. No dear I do have african heritage but not all my ancestors were from there,

You have been my attention for weeks.I am giving it to you 101%. Oh! The same Europeans who colonialised African did so in the islands too. Yes the educational system there is the same. So yes we have primary, secondary and we do write GCE et,

Please don't transform your anger to my beautiful islands oo, abeg, Let us handle tis war here and now,

David welcome, I see Dolfin has retrieved you in attempt to solicit some help ( he needs it). And I so happy that of all the posts that were made here you somehow ONLY was able to detect that one, then again why am I even surprized.

First of all, don't you think comparing a country as Japan to a tiny caribbean island is rather far fectched? Then again I would have really loved to divert some attention to you, however I need all my energy to deal with bat.

@doyin, pussy, you are bleeding yet?? Ok, go back and come again. All that crap you have mentioned were said earlier. Honestly I am becoming fed up of your bootleg posts, they hold NO merit,

And again, did a Jamaica girl break your vunerable heart Sowry, well " do so nah like so" they are good at breaking hearts, while you are good at breaking banks, oppps,

Please, one last time go and check your family tree and there you find perfect examples of hos, prostitutes et al

Once again my haters, we are economically stabled so the "prostitution" DOYIN brought here is not at all a thing we practise, now kiss my beautiful ass,

I now have concluded that the 13 ou added to your girly name represents your IQ,

Ok run that again birdbrain, I am waiting, ho and prostitute are different? Oh lord poor your gay infested HIV ass,

What happened? God broke stick in your ears? I have been trying edify you for the past hour, still no progress, Islanders don't do the prostitution thingy, go check out the European countries and search the nationality of the hos there bat.

Ok, Dolphin in my caribbean islands.US$1 = $2.65Ec, in orther words we are VERY comfortable, thus the need to sell tun tun is not paramont( gosh many times must I repeat that) even my poodle learns at a much faster pace,

Hahahahahahahahaha, If only you know who Isklander is you would bow. Yes one day I will reveal my status and my identity. Or better yet I would take you to visit the Archives at home then you will understand where I got al this spice from.

FYI, I am a prominent member on the caribbean forums around and very popular too, NO NO no skeletons in my closet ( neither my womb)

I can feel your pain, but I did warn you. You see, fowl who doesn't hear "vop" go feel "vap", LMFAO,

And please, stop visiting those ho houses.AIDS is real brother ( you of all persons should know that. Have you seen the latest findings among the top AIDS patients, LOLLOLOLOL,

Doyin once again leave my clients alone, they are but mere innocent angles, Stop toying with them,

BTW, I heard the UK is about to revamp its Immigration policies, so make sure your papers are in order. I know you wouldn't like to be sent back to that dark village of yours now,

Guess what? I am here (on n'l) until whenever I decide to leave, If you behave yourself I give out rewards (lollipos, icecreams etc) but when you throw tantrums I give "tongue lashings", you choose slowpoke,

Bear me yo hear, mon ah tend to some important things, but ah go com back soon,

Mi lard oo. See assholes in yo world oo.

Synonyms bat, they are called synoyms( ashewo, ho, slut, )

LOFASO, don't hate me for being a size 2, you wanted me to fat and slobbish? No mama taught us to eat in moderation, plus diabetes won't kill me oo,

And where is your freaking originality? Please I just called you a muppet, you came back and repeated it, damn boy, You reminded me of this guy who once copied from my Policital Science exam and tok down my name as well, you dunce,

I see you are running out of words. Why not buzz up your instigators? You reminded me of George Bush( useless man). He allowed his allieds to convince to invade Iraq, then they bounced and left him to wipe his ass,

Doyin, look owl you have NOTHING on moi, so I suggest you call it a night dork, didn't I warn you NOT to f.uck with me? You thought I was joking? No I don't mingle with pigs, oink, oink,

Go say your prayers (say one for me too oo abeg) and while you are at it, read a book, a brain is a terrible thing to waste dread,

Lard I am so sorry for your wasted ass. That's what happens to little boys when mommy sends them to school and they decide to go f.uck fowls instead, Your brain is as shallow as your butt. No need for me repeating myself.

But I want to, I love light skinned, handsome babies( like my brothers) I am not into dark assholes like you and your kind. I told you my kids would NOT be called nappyheaded, run boboon, monkey,

Again, bring thou forth who knows the shape of my butt and I shall bow and concede, Untill such time, cierra la boca sucia,

Ok Non skull, I was NOT speaking pidgin. Every islands has its own dialect, go read a History book and learn about the outside. Stop thinking inside that infested closed bx you have the nerves to call a brain,

No NO you are dead wrong. I was brought uo, nOT dragged up like you. But that doesn't mean I would sit back and allow nonentities like yourself to speak down to me. If I do my dada would roll over in his grave. He didn't raise any weakheart.

The next time you see Islander, run bat, run!!!

PS, Have you noticed your overuse of the word "ho" has no effect on me? I suggest you go research your family tree. Upon completion let me know if you really believe I am still a ho,