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OMG Doyin I never in my life would have thought someone could be such an asshole,
Relationship from where?

Look baboon, you canot PUT claim to someting you have NEVER seen much less touch. Ask your informers which one of those ulgy MF's have ever seen or touch Islander's delicate skin?? Please, go and come again,

I see you have resorted to "gibbrish" . Well the last I checked English was supposedly your first language,

LOLOLOL, Jamaican? In your dreams. Yes I love my yardies 2 death, but Islander isn't one,

Again who cares about those useless heifers who defiled their tun tun and spread their legs for a goat? I don't .

Doyin you are a sorry excuse of a man. Grow some balls onto that 2in pencil you have wobbling between those boney legs,

Islander has class, I have been telling you that since creation muppet,

I can see you like to be tortured. You remind me of people who have sufferes tramatic childhoods. Even after the stimuli has been removed they still react at an indication,

Now scram batty buoy, we does bun gays wey I an I com from,

Doyin I swear to God you are boring the beauty out of moi, The last time I have been this bored was afew years ago when I was convinced to go see that "Benifer" movie,

Ok, ok, I do have a thing for Michael Ezueronye, NOnso Diobo and Ramsey Nouha( did you get it or I should break it down for you dunce?) well those are light skinned, kinda fine brothers. The other 99.9% wowo, just like you,

And please don't be jealous of me and my family. My parents worked very hard you know,

Doyin for the last time, if this is all you can muster up, go suck on your pacifer and let other people have fun,

PS. Who here told you I loved them? Poor boy, he must have been dreaming, I like to doing that you know, tempt them with pics, nice words, LMFAO, Islander Rocks!!!

Now DOYIN, speak up, I have things to finish mongoose,

Cool aliob, Me quiere baile muy mucho .

@Henry, are you going to hang out later or what?

@moody, see this yeye girl not calling me sef,

"Outed" who? Dream on Hezekiah Mass man,

@Aloib, don't cry baby, the night is still young( I think) we will hang out a bit in our thread. Trying to do a bit of "skulling" here,

@Moody, u don sleep jare?

Doyin I have been whipping your ass for the last 2 pages and you keep coming with some oldass recyled shit.

Ok, let me break it down in "lay mans" terms for you, Islander is a Diva, NO she was fortunate enough to have been reared in a great home, with great parents, I have everything a child could have ever wanted thus the need for her to become a ho NEVER presented itself. Then again, look who's talking about Indecency? You people are notorious for prostitution world wide, soon Italy would be closing its doors. ( come with something better Dolphin)

2. Where and when have I mentioned I was looking for a man on NL? Ok mumu, if I were to ever date an African, Nigeria would have not been a choice( I stick to BBC like glue)

3. My advise to you is to stop doing what you best and put your hands to the plough, for by the sweat of man brow he shall eat,

4. Again slowpoke, all my neices and nephews are "lookers". My sisters and brothers have taste and so do I. When I am ready to procreate it would be with a handsome, light skinned bobo, not a wowoass like you.

@Aloib, sorry sweetie, hormones raging,

Lo siento, I see comprehension just hapens to be one of your many deficiencies. Probably I should administer a DRTA analysis on you. Please stop humiliating your asshole and read and comprehend. Where did I mention I work in finances? Money is my worse enemy, thank God for my BFF or I would have been a broke ass nigga( yes she handles my money), just recently started practising frugality,

Please Dolphin stop fooling your ass, God never for us all to be geniuses (neither handsome)

Lick your what? Another dreamer. How much are you worth again? Bomber!!!


You order financial analyts around with what? Your cane? Please I have a stomach ache promised myself NOT to laugh tonight.

Until you have something reasonable and wothwhile to say to the Empress, go eat shit, I have things to do,

QUeen B will be back!!!

PS, NO again go back to your dogs and infrom them Islander is NOT a shrink,

Asswax the next time I visit my investment banker at Credit
Suisse I would enquire of any custodial positions for your dejected ass. Yes I have people on Wall street, I am very frugal and wise with my finances,

I love being called a bitch, so morons like you would know how far you can go.

FYI, I am well aware of al the financial institutions on Wall street, I mingle among important people. Stop trying to impress yourself mope Islander has been places. She's no "now come"

Now please git, back to the kernel that is,

Dog win,
As we say ah yard " know yo hairless asshole" are you jealous? Did I encourage you to waste time in school?

LMFAO, I am lokin for a cleaner, maybe you can recommend one of your illegal cousins here for the job, what do you think? I am willing to pay $15 per hr, off the books, Again don't get jealous of my credentials, we all have equal opportunites to move mountains, Yes I have clients, so your NL ho has been doing her job, tell her don't send you to come to Islander herself, Bunch of asswaxes,

Guess what? I just an offer with another agency. Heard my christmas bonus would be a handful, if you commence classes soon I may pity yourass a christmas toy.

I warned you NOT to f.uck with me, Now its going down man-ho,

PS, Look naija bob from where? Boy I will be making Grandbabies for Mama, NOT grand monkeys,

Good for you, Jamaican girl eat bushmeat, the girls where I am from don't . I see you have been studying the map of Jamaica, good, a mind is a terrible thing to waste,

And leave my peanut breasts alone, Mr. Islander loves them that way. He doesn't wish to be suffocated in his sleep,

@topic, back to the topic before we were rudely interrupted, I need Snaggle to seek urgent help for this her obvious deficiency, lying of course,

@moody, hit me up later jare. Need to finish up the Pterygoid process and the facial bones, Love ya,

@Henry, see ya later in the Insomniac thread. Where cool pple like us hang out, NO LYING THERE!

Dolphin, f.uck off

If your uglyass had read my original post you would have deduced (if you know what that means) that my claims about her being a liar has absolutely nothing to do with her kitchen post. Who cares about what she posted here. Isn't it a normal thing for you pple to lie through your teeth on this forum, From Chemists to Doctors to Preacher to Scientists, I have heard them all,

Who cares about who your f.ucking dad is? I don't . Please spare me your sorry ass tales. I am not at all concerned,

Again let snaggledown come here and refute my claims, she won't I know because I will spread her ass out here, just like I have a few more liars to expose.

Now get your chi chi mon ass out of my thread, I don't have luck with ugly people. Better yet why don't you suckle on those DDD of that the heifer you follow around NL like a sissy,

I just love it when you pple start getting hypertension regarding my Nationality. I once created havoc on a thread called " stereotype", FYI I am NOT Kittian, I am 101% West Indian, ( was "born" on all the islands)

@topic,
Where is Ms. Chiori? Let her come and prove Islander aka Neelsel wrong, until then you bats you need to get back in your caves,

@Dolphin, get off the damn thread nah,
Everyone tells a white lie to get them out of danger, but not the way this girl has. I am NOT accusing her of anything that has NOT be proven so take your wahala elsewhere jare. Let Snaggledown come here nad refute my claims, (she knows what I am talking about) until then go take a cold shower, it relieves stress,

Babeelove the Empress.don't mind them "distractors" maybe they were sent by those "bushmeats", lmfao


Aloib, am good hun hun, rushing over to the lab, I have to return some skulls. Then I am coming home to clean up my new apt,

@Henry you had me laughing hard boy.

@somze you have my blessings. Go ahead and marry Babee. Just make sure I get nuff food to eat at the wedding or I am taking back my gift( that's how we roll in the Islands)

@All you peeps who hate sleep, islander love uno bad bad,

Babbeeeloooveee.
Sorry I took a shot of brandy and fell asleep, damn I was tired. Anyway, how did it go last night? Did you reach heaven?

@somze, leave Babee alone nah. I told you she is untouchable

Has anyone seen that Druglord Moodylady? Can't seem to find her ass.

@Acid make sure you go to school today,

@Aloib, what now? Did those chinese boys hit on you again?

Where are all the people who hates sleep?

I have a few mins to spare, come out of your cocoons and make my night nah .

@Babeelove are you at work? Make sure those patients get their right medications oo, .

@moodylady,,are you at Bible study?

And where is Aloib and Acid?

@Somze u sleeping too,

And where is that one Dolphin?

People if una nah com quick me garn,

@Chiogo my apologies baby,
See that one Cutey with her 20\20.

@topic lie is you are married,


I eat a lot, ( like Moodylady)

I have all my 32's

I have climbed a volcano before,

:oMoondust missed Neelsel? Wow!

Missed you around too jare,

Missing

Aloib

Babeeeee LOVe , Empress!!

Moody crazy laye

Rolly ronnie slim

Cutey pie,

Mukineeeeee

Acid bomb

Pthnaija,

Jaybaba

Coco, crazy 9

A-40, the hench man

And all those who missed me, Don't who don't. Who cares??

Babeeelove, I am so sorry you sent away so early. I feel your pain, some peeps just done know "when, where and How" jare.

Anyway enjoy your nap, but why not take some brandy in your OJ? It works better than those dawn, pills.


@somze bear with me oooo, connection problems,

@moody, did u see how NL members can plan things up? Lard, I am missing Ferlie my bobo,

@dolphin, one sentence for you,

The first 2 years of a child's life are VERY crucial, Attention from parents are vital and necessary at this delicate stage,

@Babeelove, why the shock darling? You thought I was fake??

@Aloib, what's ur addy? I can't send nothing if I don't know how to reach you girlfriend,

@all, so give me your opinion. I have this new client who seems to be mentally and Psychologically maimed, rather then spech delayed. Anyway, I did my final write up on him and delivered the finding earlier today so that his parents can now refer him to an Audiologist. You know this white heifer looked at me and told me I am incompetent, because nothing is wrong with her pickney? Lard how how me almost trun Vivica Fox in her red ass. Anyway islander has home training, so I behaved like a nice brought up( not dragged up girl). I told her to take the child down on 70 and 1st to see a specialist. Would you believe the gentleman just called( he's white) to ask me why did I even send them since my findings were accurate.

I think it's because am black those white peole believe I am not qualified to diagnose their brats, Truth be told I so mad. I canot wait until when I see her next week to laugh at the bitch,

Babeelove, so tell me what was all those quotes for? Are you doing research on Islander too??

Let me save you some time and energy, Islander has NO skeletons in her closet, nor her womb ( no abortion queeny here oo)

She has small boobs, So Ghana can go ahead without her,

She is very beautiful( ask Pataki and Moodylady and Mukina ) Ugliness DOES NOT run in her family,

She is gainfully employed ( unlike lying heifer who wants to be Chemist et al)

She is cool until tested, then she goes kolomental, For sure,

She used to be Neelsel, until that "Osewa Bin Laden" locked her up, So now she's Islander,

She doesn't stand nonsense, especially from those on NL who rattles their pals on my YIM, then act civil towards them on NL, ( You all know yourselves, I am waiting the opportunity to lay them out flat here) come test me nah??

Islander loves to joke around a lot. But she takes friendship seriously,

I can be your knight in shining armour and the devil's advocate, you choose ooo.

PS, If I think of anything else, ah go come back yo 'ear, LOL,

@Aliob, what's up baby?

@moody, seems like ur tele don ringy ringy,

@Acid, good girl, (shhhhh Somze did tell me you skip school oo )

Missing Mr. Ferlie, I can't understand how this relationship will work if he keeps on disappearing like that? As we say in the islands "out ah sight, out ah mind",
If anyone sees him tell him to hurry come, because I don't know how long I can withstand this lonely feelings

C'mon Aloib darling, Islander thought you were fast asleep, after those classes last night, How can I not greet my partner in crime? .

I am at work mon, just went to the bathroom to do my thing and decided to scroll on my sidekick, heading back now. Have one client waiting oo, ( told the parents the child Needs Jesus,,yet them expect me to work miracles, cha)

Respect all!!

Awww. A-40.don't go. Please stay. I am sure Rapsody would apologise, Maybe he didn't mean all those harsh things he said to us . One love brother,

Somze , Babeee Love is 2 HOT 2 Handle and 2 COLD 2 Hold, I am warning you oo, Anyway peeps, duty calls. Love uno nuff nuff.

Somze, buzz me up later boyfriend

Buenos dias mi my hersoma amiga Babeeeeeee .

I am up ooo. Girl kudos to you I slept like the queen I am . Heading to work now. Have to meet 2 new clients today oo. Say a prayer for your Island sistren, abeg!!

Please keep it nice until I return, Babeee girl I really have to invite for a stay on my islands. Mama must meet you, you ROCK!!!

@somze, what were you saying again, I mean regarding Babbeeeee?

@Acid, see this gril nah, little Miss. Trouble. BTW how is school?

@Moodygirl , hit up your sister later, I have gone out to toil, for by the sweat of a man's brow so shall he eats.( I work oo, unlike one liar ass wannebe Chemist, phoking liar) ah gone, all my haters can now hyperventilate, as long as they don't call my names( neelsel aka Islander) or else, is Hell fire and brimstone on Nairaland today,

Mon ah trod like Bob Marley peeps, keep the thread alive,

:DHail da Queen Babeelove, respect sistren. Well actually I took A&P in undergrad before, this particular one (of the Cranium and the neck) is ONLY for my special field, Thanks for the advise girl, don't worry I am really hitting these books darling,

I ginne nite nite now, I have to meet 2 new clients tomorrow and I need to impress oo, Nuff love Babeeeeeeee, but ah go com back tmorrow jes fo read yo chats g.al, Lard u ginne kill me ( but nah kill the people last chile oo, Mama has hopes fo me oo abeg )

@Aloib, all the best with ur classes sha,

@Moody, call me now so I can wish my sweetie nite nite,

Opps! You are wrong again baby Chiogo, I LOVE my job, I hate school jare .

@topic the lie is you hate sneakers,


I am in love with George,

I was in jail,

I sleep on the right side of my bed ONLY!!

@Aloib, yes oo, Anatomy & physiology, (have to take it for my MBS) am tired man, because I hate anything to do with the sciences,

@henry, have u ever heard " all that glitters isn't gold"?

@topic, thinking how I am so tired but I cannot sleep just yet,

See that greedy ass one above me

Thinking where is that liar wifey.penth,

Thinking about, ethmoid, lacrimal, frontal, sphenoid, parietal,temporal,occipital bones, zygomatic process, ptergoid process, man I am tired jare,

Babeelove, I bow, girl I tried paying attention in that A&P class tonight, but mon u dey pon me mind like fleas pon dogs.

I have not laughed this much before, well I did when I read all the crap one lionel ritchie has been posting when he never lost his virginity until he was pitied some "whining" by one old stinkass trailer thrash ho,

Anyway I ginne hit my bed, work tomorrow plus I have to lots of skulls to finish tonight,

@Aloib, wata gwarn g.al? BTW have u seen the 2 liars.? Wifeypenth and Snazzydawn,

@Moodylady, wey is u chike?

@Rapsody,
Greetings. Let me first of all admit that I indeed did NOT read the origin of the thread before posting. For that I offer my sincerest apology, (eating my words have never given me indigestion). However, having said all that, I believe Naija and othrs who responded to your posts did so mostly out of concern for the threats you resorted to hault at them. I can vividly recall one instance where you condemned us to hell fire. Now from my knowledge of the Rastafarian movement( 2 of my brothers are indeed Dreadlocks natty dreads) hate is not synonymous with that movement. Well the true Rastafarians that I have had the priviledge of coming in contact with, were all peace-loving souls.

I said all that to say, maybe if you tone down the verbal swipes a bit, then maybe others would start taking you more seriously. Remember! There's no need for the fake after tones, just be yourself and all would be well

Finally I must say I appreciate the fact that you have taken interest to the culture, afterall Rastarianism got its roots from Africa.

Mon glad to see a african son showin respect fo 'em black brothers, but wait nah so tings fo be.?.cha, one luv, respect,