₦airaland Forum

k0be:
islander? what for? why the proverb?

Me say me throw me corn, but me nah call no fowl,

me nah say coup, coup, coup, cop, cop, cop.

So who da cap fit, let dem wear it, who da cap fit, let dem wear, RIP Robert Nesta Marley,, nuff luv,

I literally live in them



u?

You are known by the company you keep, Just some food for thought,


@Pataki, enjoy your movie. I am going to indulge in some Nollywood too

No and I pray never?


Do you like heels?

@Kobe, me nah chat wid yo buoy,, blood cloth. ah don me don, cha. Rhatid, me don.  Mon ah trod like a refugee, ah gone, ga long nah

Not yet



u?

nope, but went to zimbabwee 3 yrs ago( planning too soon)


Have you ever been to the Caribbean?

It depends, love their seafood,

u?

@Pataki, I hope you make Nigerian Men proud and don't jump on the bandwagon.  Because the styreotyping really hurts. I know you are all NOT the same. Am out jare, I am so disappointed, once again,

Have not a clue what it is, but I love soup in general, so maybe I might like that one too,


Do you like wheat bread?

What's going on here?
Babelove, why now?? . What did PTH do? He's a great guy, Don't get worked up over anything Babe, trust me I used to let NL get to me. Not anymore.

@topic
Omarion is cute, but I rather PTH

k0be:
doyin, you can never expect the bad girls to give in that easily.  there could be another man on the outside that's givin her the glo, girls like that will only be using your attention as a way to reassure themselves that they still got it. through this internet means how can you tell if she's got it if she ain't got the picture? she'll snap anytime you say she's ugly, believe that.

The last time I checked Kobe, it was guys like you that result in Nairaland ladies and ladies in general react as beasts. FYI, I am a highly respectable young woman, from a recognisable family with a very financially stabled job.  I am well bred, thus the need for me to use the internet in an attempt to solicit anything or anyone is not at all in my genes.  Just so you know, if indeed I was seeing a mate, Nairaland would not have even qualified as a possible option.

I am not at all suffering from inferior complex, thus I don't need to post a pic here in order to have other validate what I look like. So please in the event you were "dragged up" instead of "brought up", it is not too late to make ammends.

On that note, I have NOTHING further to say to you.  YOu have instilled yet another foul taste in my mouth regarding "men",  I am out,

@Doyin, nice "playing" with you. take care,

@Pataki, join me on YIM, we have business to take care of, BTW have you seen PTH? That boy has abandoned his cow farm

doyin13:
If Kobe with all his basketball charms and money can't get you

Wetin man go do eh.

Or is it the personality that counts.

The race is NOT for the swift, but for those who can endure to the end,

@Kobe, I am still here working on you oo. The Lord said I need help so I have summoned some sisters from the church to pray along,

@Pataki, wen ah catch yo is thunder,

k0be:
islander islander islander, how many times did i call you? how does this address the topic? did the topic ask if you're enduring? it's just another way you're using to flaunt your shio in who knows what's face. i'm equally able-bodied, even better we have something in common.

Awwww. naughty boy, You see what you have allowed your thoughts to do? I am praying for you this very moment


@Doyin, I have never heard of any of those Islands, Did you invent them>?


@Pataki, you are surely going to swim with the sharks

@Kobe, I will pass, Need to seek the Lord on this one :


@Doyin, age is golden, haven't you heard?  Don't worry, I am not in the habit of  chasing guys, it's the other way around.

@Pataki, look what you got me into jare

k0be:
stop talking about your beautiful teeth until you're able to provide proof of it, until then I'm sure we could careless, or we could equally boast that we have flawless teeths as well.  I will go wherever I want, but I won't go where everybody's been thanks to your revelation.

Do so nah like so, awww. Don't call wolf yet oo. You went down that "teeth road" was only doing my civic duty by following. Why the hypertension?


@Dolphin, so you are a copy cat too

Yea for now ( I usually don't work on Mondays)


Do you like travelling by air?

@Kobe, what is garri

@topic, Well I do have endurance , So am willing and able

doyin13:
Islander

Show me what you got little mama

Show me what you got pretty lady

Is this a prelude to your long awaited Rap record?

PS. I am indeed a pretty lady

@Pataki, what are you starting here? I will take to the Islands and  sen you adrift you on a raft  

k0be:
pataki, your deficient thought-process?
islander, where's proof that your trap is cleaner and healthier than his? who knows where your trap has been, or what it's caught?

You really expect to trust your mail service and post you my dental records?  Ok, if you are willing to pay the FED EX or DHL, I will.

And no my "trap" has caught nothing but the dental floss that daily wrapped around my beautiful teeth and the mouth wash that I use to gaggle.  So please Kobe, don't go down that road with Islander. I have made a promise( thanks to Patake ) to be a changed Nlder.

doyin13:
awwwww

@Islander

Hell hath no fury, like a woman with a shut trap

Hell will feel fury, when I open my trap

@Kobe, so you send Doyin to confuzzle Islander, eh? Well I hoped you gave him a case of energy drink, since he would be in for a long night

@Kobe, ah go chop yo dollar oo

doyin13:
@Islander

What kind of thread do you think this is.

Equality for women is still years away.

Till then shut your trap



_{Hears bangs on door- ''PC Police, Open the Door''}

@Dolphin, Cierra la boca sucia

FYI, Kobe and myself are having a civil conversation. From whence you came mongrel?

Just so you know, my "trap" is clean and very healthy, (I have a great dentist)  So before you attempt to step up to my face, make sure your "trap" is of similar quality.

k0be:
traps were made to catch things, but "trap" in this context means "mouth" & mine needs no closing, it forever talks.

Exactly my point. I am well aware that "traps" were not used in its literal sense, thus my response. Good, now that you have made your stand, I guess it is only wise to say that we all are at liberty to use our "traps" when, where and how. Therefore, there should be no fuss!!!

@Pataki see what you started oo, You better come back here at once

Yes Yes, (Somze thanks, soon heading to bed, had a long day)


Coffee  or tea?

k0be:
what else do you think he means by "show"? he means you people are always running your traps

FYI "traps" were made to catch things, And correct me if I am wrong, what did you just do by replying the previous posts, closed yours?

k0be:
pataki is saying nairaland ladies are foul-mouthed

Really? .so is this really true Mr. Pataki?

Somze I have, too much,


@topic, anyone who has anything to say to moi can do so without taking swipes online. Les can handle herself very well.

Have you ever tried instilling values but went no where?

ROFLMSAO,
Bat, didn't you read what I wrote? Oopps. Sowry, forget you lack comprehension like your counterparts. No I DIDN'T look at your profile asswax.

Anyway let me save what I have for you until tomorrow. You see I don't take out thrash on Sundays, it's my special day, reserved for special things and people.

Before I go, just one thing. I always thought Ebonics was an Akata invention. Wow after I met you am not sure anymore. LOLOL, Ok. Have fun with your clients, yahoo yahoo, Make sure they can understand yor emptyless rantings.

PS, The members of family occupy positions that you and your cesspool of amphibians only see on TV or read about.
And for your information, my dad and brothers and 2 sisters are over 6ft, so take your rubbsh abck to Akawa where you belong.

Ciao until gutter rat. I aml hitting the road, LOLOL, Oh! And after you have had that sitdown with your nappyheaded ho of a mother, maybe you would desist from calling even your Edo cousins hoes,

@moondust, I dare you to run away like that little stick you have in that pant. I told you I am going to take care of some business, So do come back here. I am dead serious.

Here is your thought for the day, Do not attempt to fight anyone's battles, because before you know it you shall be left standing alone, while they laugh from the sidelines

@Somze, wey yo dey buoy

I eat raw tomatoes, they are tastey,


I cannot get along well with people who are confuzzled,

I sing in the shower, but who doesn't,

I suck my tongue, an old habit I am working on changing,

I love green steamed bananas,

I am a "momma's" girl

My job requires that I do one every six months( NO I don't work in Law enforcement either)

WWTLT you had thorough medical examination??