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ugly, stupid and illiterate people,

sorry for not calling, hoped you are not mad.( ofcourse I was mad )

ROFLMSAO,

Anyway on a more serious note"

The best part of beauty is that which no picture can express


@Davidylan, be nice or else no scuba diving nor carnival for you o

ROFLMAS,

I love expensive things, blame my parents. Anyway I rather receive than purchase them though. I have been praying for the spirit of frugality to run me down and over take me.Amen.

Most expensive accessory is a ring from Michael Fina.

Shanice, ( Loving you) last i heard she was married to Flex Alexander from "One on One"


Eryka Badu

The Belt parkway,,, traffick for so, almost got out and walked home

Chiefoh where are u jare?

LMAO, Yes I am ageing and so are you. But guess what? Age is my best friend, so sad I cannot say the same for you.

Omo eko i8? LOL. Please child stop coming here with false tales about peoples' ages. Atleast we haven't lied on you yet. Your ugliness is evidently clear, and NO your are no longer faceless. Afterall you went drooling all over my hi5.(I know I get it all the time)
Your sisters are making what again? Niara? LOL,
I am making USD, lots of it.

What happened, why are you going soft on me now? I hate soft men, I love them tough. Come on Mr. 24( btw you look much older than I thought, LOL) when I was 24 (which wasn't that long ago) I looked 14. Yes dear, my family has perfect genes Chiefy,

Keep out of my hi5. I know the pimple face ugly she goat with breast to milk a whole farm doesn't look like moi. But make do with her, you hear

Oh! No no I am not vertically challenged as you claimed. Rather I am a petite Diva who was born into a fashionable family and just loves her stilettoes.

BTW, did I mention that we are ALL damn beautiful, ?? Yes oo, we are. One day when you sell your Honda I will invite you for a stay in my islands. But promise to do something about that "fivehead".- cannot be seen with ugly people .now,

Hurry up and come back here boy, I hate to be kept waiting. It breaks my tender heart,

ROFLMAO,

Chiefoh come here littl boy, don't run away when you are being summoned.

Ok, Let me ease you of your stress. I see you maybe learnt a bit of mathematics in school, however, the '74 on my YIM addy represents the year my Grandma( whom I never met) died. All my years I have been told I am her replica. So slowpoke ,, NO I wasn't born in 1974

Now again as long as bats like you continue to get invloved in things that do not concern you I will blast insults like a volcano,

Oh! And you went snooping on my HI5, yet you failed to mentioned any facts. You and your wowo-ness have nothing on Me.

I am drop-dead gorgeous( for 33 ) and I don't drive a honda either. A fine island girl like moi cannot be seen in a Honda. I have a reputation to maintain.

And please stop this "tis is my last response" shit, Please come back. I just love playing with you nephew,

PS. Today is kind o hectic, but I promise to tap in every now and then to check up on you, ok. Don't keep me waiting now,

well more like a rinse, last month( shoot It is due for a retouch)


WWTLT you felt like strangling someone??

I don't go on dates, waste of energy, time and money,

U?

Yes, I have advised her to. Matter of fact I am going to call her right now, I missed my Smally online today

Everyday I even shop in my sleep, It's a disease, HELPPPPPP,

u?

Last week, I pulled my gun on my "dutty" landlord and his woman,


U?

mr ferlie:
madam islander, i have missed you. plz interpret before i lose my temperature

You know I just love it when you are mad

I said God have patience with Ferlie, ( actually I missed "con"(with))

kulaShaker:
hahaha , what were you doing looking at his belly missy lol, B.T.W ugh! nasty men need to get rid of their love handles for real.

Very funny, Well it was more like his hideous tummy was looking at me .
I had to give away my lunch, ewwwwwwwwwwww,

@topic,
chief of ugliness, This wowo thinks he has got what it takes to raise my blood pressure, Hell NO, I don't have luck with ugly people,

I thank God that I am on Vacation, yippeee,,,,

Mean

Blunt

Extroverted

I think yesterday ( i need to be doing much better)

WWTLT you got pissed at someone for not minding their damn beeswax?

mr ferlie:
my piss pissed me off.

Dios tiene en paciencio de Ferlie,

@topic
This dude at the beach earlier today, Men if you don't have a six pack, please, abeg don't expose that pot belly on the beach.

Pigtail

steam banana and dumpling with some calaloo

wifeypenth:
@ omo eko and islander
u both are BEAUTIFUL chics.dnt let anyone bug u or reduce u from bein d sweetharts that u are.okay.

I Neelsel cannot get along either with those who shun the blunt truth, or those who make their peace with it too easily,

@topic,
A stupic slowpoke almost ran me off the Belt Parkway

@Omo, tell them to kiss where the sun doesn't shine, your ass that is,

@chief of ugliness,

Look monkey, You had me scared to go outside today after I took the displeasure of viewing your family. My good God, how can one family produce some much ugliness?  Where did your wowo parents went wrong?

Now I thought I had whipped your "pimple-ridden" "big black lip" "square head ass" But you remind me of " Little Albert", You just keep coming back for more.

Being married has nothing to do with beauty slowpoke.  Let me tell you a little story. You see ugly people are often more likely to marry quickly. Reason being, since beauty isn't on their side, and many are unsure if any man would be able to abide with their hideous exterior the first "DECK DECK" who comes running to them are chosen without even thinking twice.Now when a girl is as fine as moi, you have all the eligible bachelors literally eating out of our hands, thus we pick and choose.[/b]If you and those monkeys you call sisters only looked like Neelsel, trust me,  That village you are from wouldn't be able to contain you,

PS> No one constructed this for me sha,  I went to school, unlike you. Maybe you had paid attention in class you wouldn't end up in that beat up oldass Honda, 

[b]Omo see the 2faced sissys on the thread too.  Too bad, maybe they see their period as well jare.


@topic,
T-Mobile, for not giving accurate information regarding my DASH,

mr ferlie:
tell her not to ignore me.

I will try to later on tonight we when speak, In the mean time ease up with the "sex" thingy

What did she do now?
sorry though I won't "abuse" my Tally, but I would talk to her about it,

mr ferlie:
mukina2

wetin??
Leave her alone,

Mr. Ferlie,
Who trouble you now? tell me let me exercise my tongue on them right this minute,

explosion in midtown, take alternative route home,

Buller batty buoy chief HO,

@desodgi:
do you have to understand. . .its prolly something sad. . islander,sowie oooooo.

Thanks oo,

Omo Eko:
Translate joooooooooooo

it means, Thank you very much my friend, My heart is hurting,

Omo Eko:
Does cereal are going to the trash

Which one be .48, i hope it isnt what am thinking

Sidekick what happened to your Dash

Be nice oo, abeg, (shhhh, I sent the DASH packing)

And my cereal is here to stay,

Yes that's the .48 the same one I almost used the other night


@topic
I am missing my mother, She is the apple of my eyes.

Omo Eko:
rip

Muchas gracias mi amiga, Me corazon es muy duele,