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my xperience, my voice was shaky and i was stammering, then the magi world came out, "u are d most prettiest gal hav ever met,everyday i dream about u, i want u to be my soulmate" it was very brief and d gal smiled and gave me a dirty slap on my face. 2years later she developed interest in me and told one of her friend to tell me dat she really like me. it was funny, it was my turn to do shakara, i later wooed her and she bcame my first luv. wow, i feel like ringin her, bt she is married now.

i will soon let d cat out of the bag, very soon i will change my profile name and she will also change her profile name too. we plan to make it a very big surprise, u guys should just watch out and keep your fingers crossed.

i think ladies dont really know what they want, u keep saying that it is not necessary for a woman to cook for your husband, d person dat is suppose to be d love of her life, her prince charming, d king of her kingdom. if u now recruit d service of a maid to cook for your husband and the guy is eating d food of the maid and d other food d maid is willing to give oga, u will be first person to start complainin and ranting that d man has ruined your life, whereas u were d architect of all your woes. i think u gals better get it straight into ya head and get into d kitchen to prepare a sumptous and delicious dish for your hubby and also b ready to give him d after service after d meal.

WARNING; ladies learn how to prepare good recipes for your husband or u risk the chance of losing him to mama cass, iya basira, iya taju, mama ngozi, hajia asabe and d rest.

NL is a forum i will never forget in my life, i found d love of my life here on NL and very soon we will call everyone to come and witness d blessin of our union.

imagine, how do girls that stammer moan?

@ poster, your radar no get direction that is why u neva catch any babe for NL. BTW why NL why not try babes outsides NL. it has been researched that 78.76% of females on NL are not what they present themselves to be on NL. in dat 78.76% some of them are furstrated ladies who have given hope on marriage as they are above 32yrs. in dat 78.76% again 2% of them are lesbians.

actually, i just started dis research, very soon i will present a documented result and outcome for everybody to see.

i dont know why people are gullible at times, must u believe everything you read or listen to in the news? u guys have not heard the other side of the story and u have started heaping blames on the guy. its not every man that enjoy beating their spouse but people never care to ask the man what prompted his action. who knows or care if she is cheating on him or is doing something bad to him. though violence against women is not an acceptable act. but i find it difficult to believe anything that she is saying. most of this our Nigerian actress flirt a lot.

the funds that will be used in building and establishing these new universities should be channelled into maintaing the existing ones, what we want is quality not quantity. every year universities in Nigeria churn out graduates with little hope of getting a reasonable job(if there is any one at all). the government instead should set up vocational schools or institute that will teach and train many youths artisan work. the rate of unemployment is very high in Nigeria, and the youths should be encouraged and trained to learn how to be self employed.

no way, i cant compromise my stomach for any love. there is no use marrying a woman that cant cook for me and my kids.

tanx may Allah reward u abundantly,Jazakalaum khaira. where i live in bham is a muslim dominated area but most time they speak only pakistani language in their sermon durin jumuat service and moreover am just new here and am used to the sunday assalat i used to do back in Nigeria, and am really missin it here. so i need a forum where one will be able to meet with Nigerian muslims livin in bham. tanx, hope u can help on dat too. if u can reply am online now. Jazakalaum khaira.

when i see handicap people i usually fell in love wit dem immediately especially d blind ones. i usually feel for them imagine wat dey are missin not being able to see things happenin around them. for me i can marry a handicap lady esp a blind lady.

pat, i really admire u a lot.

Dats cool same thing with me, and my friends enjoy makin fun of me about it. so u live in evil fowest?

patwhizkid, pls is this how u talk in real life or u just like making fun of people dat cant pronounce R

lol= look on looker lol

patwhizkid i like d way u pwonounce kawi, lanwe. i just cant stop laughin, u made me wemember how i use to pwonounce R

Mr mooch moore can u pls give us a link to where i made any comment regarding that.

@Ranoshky u fail to see any fault in what d poster and wasted a lot of cyber space just 2 get at me. The problem that we have in this country is that some people always feel their tribe or religion is better than others, for God sake we are all Nigerians and we dont have to be differentiating ourselves by tribe or religion. How can he post DO HAUSA MUSLIM KISS, that is very wrong he is directing his post to a particular tribe and religion which is very bad. There are many christain girls out there that dont kiss, kissing is a matter of choice or mayb his partner is naive about kissing or dont fancy it. The main point is that, i think he is trying to ridicule a particular tribe which i dont subscribe to, if he likes let him sleep with all hausa muslim girls he come across, that's his own cup of coffee, is just that this thing about yoruba does this,hausa does this,igbo does this,christain does this,muslim does this has to stop. This is Nairaland and not ethnic or religion land.

the whole yabis, and threat is just to make fun of the whole thing, i dont have a dagger and dont even know how to use one. i do have many christain female friends, annawhite is one of them, she is even my friend on facebook. cheers.

mordi4evah always pop in to peep then disappear lol!

we get Queen

we dat are there we know there are many things dat is keeping us there.

its 15.14hrs here. serious, do u really wanna come to UK

i am through 4 d day, am at home now chilling, 2morrow i will be going to d stadium to watch astonvilla vs manchester united, its going to be a great match

amina, how u doing, it seems u love movies a lot, i had a wondaful day today, how about u?

eyah pele, sorry sannu kin ji ko, hw i wish i was dere to help u out, hope u are feeling better now? it seems u and d-sense are gettin along together so let me just leave d room for u guys. i swear am not jealous.

@annawhite, the poster can help u on that.

Too many questions and wrong perception always lead to failures in many relationships and marriages.

what am gonna do? am gonna kiss u.

what the poster posted is too insultive, why cant he use other phrase like "my girlfriend refuse to kiss me" why must it be hausa muslim girl, i think he is only trying to raise an attention that he is dating an hausa girl and to ridicule them too. I may sound abusive but the guy really provoke my anger. i dont have any business with him if he likes let him sleep with d whole hausa girls dats his own cup of coffee, but if the law should catch up with him then he should have himself to blame. I every topic should go under some screening before they are posted, sensitive phrase like this should not be condoned at all, remember this is Nigeria consisting of different tribes and faith so one should be watchful and careful about what he writes here cos it might be offensive to other people.

@annawhite, be careful. @poster,am sorry for all what i said to u, but next time watch your back cos u are playin a dangerous game.