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Funny Thread

Kissing is based on individual interests, be it Christian, Muslim or Pagan.

Subject: Otondo President LMAO
Once upon a time, when Baba (Obasanjo) was in office as the president, he got an invitation from the Queen to come for a visit to England. After all the banquets and carriage rides and what not, Baba finally got the quiet moment he has craved all day in order to have a one on one chat with her majesty. After the usual small talk, Baba quickly popped the question (no silly, not that question). He asked her what the secret to her success was. You know Nigerians, we think everything is a secret…the President’s health status is a secret, his whereabouts is a secret, reports of the various panels of enquiry set up by govt to investigate the causes of different crises around the country are kept secret, we even have secret registries in every government agency in d country. Maybe we are a secretive people, we love secrets.`

Anyway, back to our story. So Baba asked for the SECRET to d Queens’s success and she told him that she relies on her people a lot and therefore she makes certain that only the intelligent get to positions of authority.
She decided to show him exactly what she meant and so she phoned Tony Blair. "Now listen carefully, Mr. Obasanjo, I'm going to ask Mr. Blair a question to determine his intelligence.”

Queen: "Hello Mr. Blair, I have a question for you: your mother has a child, and your father has a child. This child is not your brother and is not your sister. Who is he?"
Tony Blair replied instantly, "It's ME your majesty!"
Queen: "Correct! Thank you and goodbye"
"You see Mr. Obasanjo?" said the Queen
"Yes”, he replied “and thanks a lot, I'll definitely be using that!"


Once back in Nigeria he decided that he has doubts about Atiku’s level of intelligence and he decided to test him. He arranged a meeting with him and asked him:

"Atiku I have a question for you; your mother and father have a child. The child is not your brother and is not your sister, who is he?."


Atiku thinks, and thinks………and thinks, and finally says, "Em, Mr. President, you must give me more time to think about it."


And Mr. Obasanjo gave him 2 weeks to come up with an answer. That afternoon, Atiku called a meeting of all his aides, advisers and assistants to discuss the question, but NOBODY knew the answer.

He then decided to phone his very good friend President Kuffour of Ghana who had always sounded intelligent to Atiku and thus may have the answer to this really difficult question.
" Kuffour, your mother and father have a child. The child is not your brother and is not your sister, who is he?."

Kuffour answers immediately. "Hey, Atiku, It's me of course, you dumb Nigerian!"
Atiku could not believe his luck and so he rushed to Aso Rock villa, his motorcade of five cars moving at top speed with sirens blaring. Ordinary Nigerians going about their normal businesses scampered out of the way. When they finally arrived their destination, Atiku literarily ran all the way to the President's office.

"Mr. President, Mr. President”, he called out, breathing heavily. “I know who he is”
Obasanjo: “Good, so tell me”
Atiku: “ it’s Kuffour Sir!
Obasanjo: " Kuffour ko, Kuku ni. You are such a stupid VP. Olodo rakpata! I'll make sure you don’t return to office after this term. Stupid man, the correct answer is TONY BLAIR!"

So lets stop kissing ooo

Hausa girls do kiss, but because close to 8o percent of hausa girls are Muslims they feel reluctant to kiss especially in the public in observation of the islamic code of coducts, the most fundamental being the sharia law. Unmarried couples according to islam are not expected to engage in too much intimate physical contact such as kissing and cuddlingand also sex; in islam it is a sin, However hausas and muslims in general do kiss especially to those they are married to or when there is no likelyhood of a sharia police watching.i.e in private areas.
You can simply mingle with lot of hausa professionals by visiting www.professionalsinnigeria.com.

even the bad egg is holding back from him therefore seem to me that he is in worse shape than he is letting us know about.

lol

@Poster, please take that warning from Ishmaeel or whatever seriously o. I reside in Abuja and once dated a muslim girl. d girl sabi kiss sha and she sabi do but her elder brother and his muslim friends tried to "Boko Haram- ise" me. They threatened to cut off my "abunna" if i did not stop seeing the girl. I ran for my dear life. Do same OOOO!!!

why not? come to Maitama and see evening kissing by the road side!

@ poster; since she sits on Ur thighs, romances, but never kisses, dat means she does not dig sex either, if i am correct, then


the answer is simple: she"s afraid of STDs!!!!!!!!!!!

Hause gurls too watch india movies,

i need a kis, who wil do that

AISHHA:

why not? come to Maitama and see evening kissing by the road side!

ashawo kiss, by the way what is 'ABUNNA'

@annawhite, the poster can help u on that.

EVEN IN CHRISTIANITY SEX AND DRINKING IS PROHIBITED BUT STILL CHRISTIAN DO THIS THINGS, KISSING I WHITEMANS THING IT IS NOT AFRICAN

I just hope this thread does not cause anoda religious riot in the north.

I really dont think that this should be a subject of controversy! Hausa Christian and Muslim girls in generality love to kiss and they kiss well too. If ur gf doesnt like kissing you, it could mean either of two things; one you have a foul smelly breath which she is barely managing to tolerate or two, she's not down with you as a person and simply wants to take her time to define the kind of relationship she wants to have with you.
Either way, find out what she really wants and you redefine the relationship and if she's still insistent on just merely romancing ur face, thighs, dickoko and what have you, then i'll suggest you either propose to her so you can get the 'fulll works' or you call it quits with her, cos my man, a relationship deviod of kissing and kisses is drinking coffee without sugar or cream!

engelbert:

I really dont think that this should be a subject of controversy! Hausa Christian and Muslim girls in generality love to kiss and they kiss well too. If your gf doesnt like kissing you, it could mean either of two things; one you have a foul smelly breath which she is barely managing to tolerate or two, she's not down with you as a person and simply wants to take her time to define the kind of relationship she wants to have with you.
Either way, find out what she really wants and you redefine the relationship and if she's still insistent on just merely romancing your face, thighs, dickoko and what have you, then i'll suggest you either propose to her so you can get the 'fulll works' or you call it quits with her, cos my man, a relationship deviod of kissing and kisses is drinking coffee without sugar or cream!

engelbert has spoken

@sizzler- 'abunna' is bastardized hausa slang for 'privates'. In actual usage it means 'Thing' so actually not far off it's informal meaning lol. Hausa girls, kai, touchy subject. I'm part hausa and bear a hausa name but look or sound nothing like hausa so i NEVER got a fair hearing from hausa chicks. 4get the hijab, a girl's a girl and will do what ALL girls do- eventually. Enjoy ur lapdance for now mate, tis more than i ever got!

it could not have been that  the posters mouth stinks,  i am a resdent of the usa, and i just left nigeria a few weeks ago, and i know for a fact that some nigeria girls dont kiss at all. so stop being rude guys.

wait before i say anything i want to ask for permission from my brothers from the other part of nigeria, when we talk about kissing an hausa Muslims girl is any thing bad in it? come on this is thing of the heart let us not make it look like we are fighting ourself for love and romance. @poster u ask a good question but the answer is that they do kiss a lot so koboko or no koboko one day we all will see it in the morning when a muslim is kissing a christen. thank you

muhbest:

Kissing is an individual preferences does matter which tribe or nationality you are, as a matter of fact I spoke to an African American girl yesterday that told me she don’t like kissing. Hausa girls do kiss at the right place at the right time with the right guy, the problem with Hausa girls is they date from their tribe only, they like something that can lead to marriage,  I am Hausa by tribe I know what I am talking about.

. . .hmmm! Realy? So tell us, do you like Kissing? Abi do I ve to kiss you too with a straw?? Lol

Them girls want the kiss but the guys teeth and breath is so bad that they can't stand it  

rhymz:

. . .hmmm! Realy? So tell us, do you like Kissing? Abi do I ve to kiss you too with a straw?? Lol

Nah the straw thing is best on kitty juice

I'm not sure if kissing is limited to a tribe or religion, same thing may apply if she's a Yoruba girl or Igbo, not everyone wants a kiss or want to kiss

THIS IS SIMPLY TRIBALISM , BUT THE POSTER AND ISMAEL , YOU ARE BOTH NOT WORTHY TO BE A NIGERIAN ,  SOME LADIES DONT REALLY LIKE KISSING NOT ONLY HAUSAS OR MUSLIMS , AND ISMAEL YOU DONT NEED TO TAKE PERSONAL
BE CAREFUL

zionic:

Subject: Otondo President LMAO
Once upon a time, when Baba (Obasanjo) was in office as the president, he got an invitation from the Queen to come for a visit to England. After all the banquets and carriage rides and what not, Baba finally got the quiet moment he has craved all day in order to have a one on one chat with her majesty. After the usual small talk, Baba quickly popped the question (no silly, not that question). He asked her what the secret to her success was. You know Nigerians, we think everything is a secret…the President’s health status is a secret, his whereabouts is a secret, reports of the various panels of enquiry set up by govt to investigate the causes of different crises around the country are kept secret, we even have secret registries in every government agency in d country. Maybe we are a secretive people, we love secrets.`

Anyway, back to our story. So Baba asked for the SECRET to d Queens’s success and she told him that she relies on her people a lot and therefore she makes certain that only the intelligent get to positions of authority.
She decided to show him exactly what she meant and so she phoned Tony Blair. "Now listen carefully, Mr. Obasanjo, I'm going to ask Mr. Blair a question to determine his intelligence.”

Queen: "Hello Mr. Blair, I have a question for you: your mother has a child, and your father has a child. This child is not your brother and is not your sister. Who is he?"
Tony Blair replied instantly, "It's ME your majesty!"
Queen: "Correct! Thank you and goodbye"
"You see Mr. Obasanjo?" said the Queen
"Yes”, he replied “and thanks a lot, I'll definitely be using that!"


Once back in Nigeria he decided that he has doubts about Atiku’s level of intelligence and he decided to test him. He arranged a meeting with him and asked him:

"Atiku I have a question for you; your mother and father have a child. The child is not your brother and is not your sister, who is he?."


Atiku thinks, and thinks………and thinks, and finally says, "Em, Mr. President, you must give me more time to think about it."


And Mr. Obasanjo gave him 2 weeks to come up with an answer. That afternoon, Atiku called a meeting of all his aides, advisers and assistants to discuss the question, but NOBODY knew the answer.

He then decided to phone his very good friend President Kuffour of Ghana who had always sounded intelligent to Atiku and thus may have the answer to this really difficult question.
" Kuffour, your mother and father have a child. The child is not your brother and is not your sister, who is he?."

Kuffour answers immediately. "Hey, Atiku, It's me of course, you dumb Nigerian!"
Atiku could not believe his luck and so he rushed to Aso Rock villa, his motorcade of five cars moving at top speed with sirens blaring. Ordinary Nigerians going about their normal businesses scampered out of the way. When they finally arrived their destination, Atiku literarily ran all the way to the President's office.

"Mr. President, Mr. President”, he called out, breathing heavily. “I know who he is”
Obasanjo: “Good, so tell me”
Atiku: “ it’s Kuffour Sir!
Obasanjo: " Kuffour ko, Kuku ni. You are such a silly VP. Olodo rakpata! I'll make sure you don’t return to office after this term. silly man, the correct answer is TONY BLAIR!"

So lets stop kissing ooo

i love this story.

@ poster, i know and observed that some hausa gurls are very erotic, if she kisses u she will definitely demand for bleep

i love all my country men and women, no matter their faith and were they come from, kissing is an individual thing

It really baffles me alot cos i dont know if muslim hausa girls ever kiss. Because i dated a muslim girl that hailed from Kano and since we were dating, she never agreed to kiss me even once. She it is a dirty and sinful heart. Yet she sits on my thighs and romances me but she never kissed me,  Dont bother asking; i have a nice breath and a white set of teeth. I dont even know if they kiss on their wedding. Can more light be shed on this thread?

why don't you  kiss your mother?

b4stard

:-x

@namfav . U are a bastard in the highest level, i already know u are a very insentive person so u dont have to come up in here and embarass urself publicly. I know u would have loved to kiss u mama if she had lips. Shege ka shiro uban ka.

[size=18pt]Yes they do! but only and strictly to thier husbands, siblings, parents, sons and daugthers provided they are morally sound and aim at portraying the good image of their culture & religion.[/size]

lolz wanne irin zance ne wannan? to saidai a yi ma emmboy addu'a domin naga kaman soyya ta kama shi yana so ya aure iyar masulma.
translation: what kind of discussion is this? we just need to pray for emmboy cos I think he is in love and wants marry a muslim girl. peace