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CelebritiesRe: Guess Who This Lady Is And Win N500 Recharge Card Instantly by isonlagba(op): 11:53pm On Jun 11, 2013
Sorry......for every competition, examination etc, there is always a time limit, isn't it?
So the recharge card gift would go to the 1st person to give us the right answer before 12.00pm (midday) tomorrow, Wednesday, June 12, 2012. Thanks and bless you all.

Let the games begin......................
CelebritiesGuess Who This Lady Is And Win N500 Recharge Card Instantly by isonlagba(op): 11:48pm On Jun 11, 2013
Hi Nairalanders,

The young lady in the pic below is now a famous personality in the world.
Can you guess who she is and what does she do for a living?

If you can correctly answer both questions, I 'd send the recharge nos of any GSM of your choice to you within the next 30 mins of supplying us with the right answer! Ok, so let the game begin!!!

Lest I forget, the recharge card value shall not exceed N500. So, over to all of U.

SportsRafael Nadal Wins Record Eighth French Open Title by isonlagba(op): 4:48pm On Jun 09, 2013
After going through a gruelling, yet memorable 5-set thriller with The joker and world No 1, Novak Djokovic, on Friday 7/6/13 which ended in Nadal's favour 6-4,3-6,6-1,7-6,9-7, Nadal predictably today 9/7/13 easily shoved aside fellow spaniard David Ferrer 6-3,6-2,6-3 in only 90 minutes to win the French Open for a record eight time!

It was the first time ever for David Ferrer to play in a grand slam final in over 43 grand slam appearances.

Congrats Rafa, you are doubtless the King of clay and an all-time Tennis Legend.

CelebritiesRe: Who's The Craziest Of Them - Fela, Charly Boy Or Weird MC by isonlagba: 12:35am On Apr 03, 2013
This is obviously a no - brainer!!!
It's the Abami Eda himself (deceased) - see him in full action below:

SportsSerena Williams Wins Wimby In 3 Sets! by isonlagba(op): 5:11pm On Jul 07, 2012
WIMBLEDON, England (AP)—Serena Williams won her fifth Wimbledon and 14th major championship, by beating Agnieszka Radwanska of Poland 6-1, 5-7, 6-2 Saturday.

Williams had little trouble at the start on Centre Court, using her hard serve and powerful groundstrokes to win the first five games and run Radwanska all over the grass.

Williams responded in the third set, breaking twice and serving out to win another major title, her fifth Wimbledon title and 14th grand slam title!!

SportsWimbledon 2012 - It's Home Boy Andy Murray Vs Roger Federer In Sunday's Final by isonlagba(op): 7:31pm On Jul 06, 2012
WIMMBLEDON, England (AP)—Andy Murray reached the Wimbledon final for the first time, beating Jo-Wilfried Tsonga 6-3, 6-4, 3-6, 7-5 Friday in the semifinals.
Murray had lost in the semifinals in each of the last three years. He'll face Roger Federer on Sunday in the final.

Murray is the first British man to play in the Wimbledon final since Bunny Austin in 1938. The last British man to win the title was Fred Perry in 1936.

BusinessRe: UBA Minimum Account Balance Now N25,000 by isonlagba: 7:25pm On Jul 04, 2011
UBA with its atrocious record of extremely poor customer service can ii- afford to implement this N25K nonsense! If however it goes ahead foolishly to implement it. then that will definetely be the beginning of the end for UBA.

It appears the bank is in some big trouble already. Its PAT for 2010 year end was the worst in the industry - a paltry N598M!
SportsWimbledon Quarter - Finals: Jo-winfried - Tsonga Upsets Roger Federer by isonlagba(op): 12:38am On Jun 30, 2011
The first major Super star casualty in the men's Wimbledon Tennis Finals was recorded yesterday, Thursday June 28, 2011 when the ''Mohammed Ali look-alike'' called Jo-Wilfried Tsonga (ranked 19 in the world) defeated stunned the ace veteran Roger Federer (ranked No 3 in the world).

The 26 yr old Jo-Wilfried Tsonga, starting slowly like someone waking up from sleep, lost the first 2 set 3 - 6, 6 - 7. By now, Jo had fully woken up and he won the next 3 sets swifly and decisively - 6 -4, 6 - 4 & 6 - 4. The whole 5 - set match lasting just 3hrs 8 mins! It would be recalled that Roger Federer just last month lost at Roland Garros final to the great Rafael Nadar.

With this latest defeat, it may well be the end of an illustrious tennis era for the 29 yr old Roger Federer, a 6 - time Wimbledon Champion and who had formerly being No 1 in the world for 237 consecutive weeks until Rafael Nadar overthrew him.

In a professional career spanning just 13 yrs, Roger Federer has earned a total career prize money of over $60m.

Please you may wish to get more information from the report below in which the top Tennis reporter Peter Bodo fittingly described Tsonga's win as[b] '', a sting''[/b]

http://blogs.tennis.com/tennisworld/2011/06/tsonga.html
PoliticsIs It True That David Mark Earns N250m Per Quarter For This? by isonlagba(op): 5:27pm On Jun 29, 2011
Nigeria, without a doubt, is certainly the World Headquarters of unfairness, cheating, wickedness, evil and sin.

Otherwise why would a David Mark be earning N250M per quarter for doing just this : ''Those in support say ay; those against say nay! The ayes have it!!''

Gbam! - David Mark then bangs his gavel on the table and pockets N1.OBN annually!!

I can't believe this is happening or what do you think?
CelebritiesMiss Taraba Wins Mbgn 2011! by isonlagba(op): 11:10pm On Jun 25, 2011
Incredible as it may sound, [b]Miss Taraba - Slyvia Nduka - [/b]has just won the MGBN 2011 takingn place at Eko Hotel and Suites, Lagos.
She defeated Bayelsa and Lagos representatives to 2nd and 3rd places respectively.

Interestingly, Miss Bayelsa received only 1 vote in the Nairaland voting! Miss Abia who topped the Nairaland voting with 28 votes did not even make the last 15! Shocker!!
PoliticsAtiku May Yet Emerge As Obasanjo's President Come 2011! by isonlagba(op): 11:25pm On Nov 26, 2010
Despite Obasanjo's shenanigans, pretenses, unforgiveness, moral bankruptcy, unparalleled corruption, vindictiveness, do - or - die disposition and ''I dey laugh'' facade, Atiku is well positioned to be Obasanjo's president by April 2011. Let's look at the following pointers in history:

1. Atiku it was that singlehandedly demystified Obasanjo by grounding Obasanjo's hidden third term agenda for which Obasanjo shamelessly pursued and vilified Atiku to no mean extent. We recall the issue of the PDF scandal and numerous other exposes that Obasanjo threw up all in a fruitless bid to punish Atiku for killing his third term agenda. Obasano kicked him out of PDP, stripped him of his VP post but Instead Atiku took Obasanjo to court 9 times and won 100% in all the 9 suits! STILL OBASANJO FAILED WOEFULLY TO STOP ATIKU FROM CONTESTING THE 2007 ELECTIONS!This was the same Obasanjo that had knelt down in 2003 to beg Atiku to allow him to contest for 2nd term!

2. Atiku it was that singlehandedly found AC (now ACN). At the height of Obasanjo's tomfoolery and witch hunting, he got Atiku booted out of PDP, but Atiku (ever incisive, dogged and forward-looking) had created a soft-landing for himself in AC. We are all living testimonies to the many successes of AC today - Fashola (Best Governor in Nigeria 2008, 2009), Adams Oshiomole (Best Governor in Nigeria 2010), Kayode Fayemi and now Rauf Aregbesola. The latter two (Kayode Fayemi & Rauf Aregbesola) being recently installed as governors following a 3 - yr long court case and thus overthrowing the Obasanjo - led ''do or die'' fraudulent election rigging in those states. Even more than PDP, AC is Atiku's creation and the party unarguably is the most formidable opposition to the antediluvian and highly corrupt PDP.

3. Obasanjo is ten times more corrupt than Atiku. We are all witnesses to OFN (Operation Fool Nigerians), the PDF scam, Siemens and Haliburton. Indeed, so many aides of Obasano are variously been indicted / standing trial for corruption - Femi Fanikayode, Adeyanju (Obasanjo's personal assistant who reportedly collected his principal's bribe on his behalf) etc, etc. So far, none of Atiku's aides or relations have been so indicted. Even Obasanjo's daughter, Iyabo Bello - Obasanjo, was also indicted in a N10M Health excess allocation refund scam! So what are we talking about?

In saner climes, Obasanjo should by now be in prison (again) for conducting the worst ever election in Africa, for which results are being overturned daily!

4. Lastly but not the least, Atiku it is that has single-handedly demystified Ibrahim Badamosi Babaginda by being chosen as the NPLF's consensus candidate.
It therefore follows by parallel syllogism, inductive, irreversible and mathematical reasoning that Obasanjo's senile ''I dey laugh'' and Jonathan's puerile ''jubilations over Atiku's choice'' may unwittingly result into a last laugh for Atiku, Nigeria's grand political master strategist. Obasanjo is simply an opportunist who has never known the limits of his luck and no other person could have described him better than Soyinka who got it 100% correct that ''Obasanjo is an accident of history'' How true.

We advise Jonathan to tread sofly and stay away from Obasanjo's misguidance as he (Jonathan) is no match for Atiku. He should heed the sayings of our elders that ''he who allows them to use his head to break coconut will end up not eating out of the coconut'' A word is enough for the wise.

Atiku is poised to rule over Obasanjo as President of the Federal Republic of Nigeria come 2011. So it has been written. So shall it be. As students of time honored history, we are not unaware that the only thing Man learns from history is that Man learns nothing from history.
AutosWhy You Must Have An Auto Accident Insurance Policy Now? by isonlagba(op): 5:43pm On Nov 19, 2010
As you buy your cars, a lot of people forget the all-important need for auto accident insurance policy.
With increasing technology these days, you can get a cheap, affordable insurance quote online today in just 3 mins.
Chect it all here now http://www.autoaccidentinsuranceonline.info
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Get €200 Euros In Your Adsense Account Within 30 Days by isonlagba: 3:25am On Nov 03, 2010
This one na old trick, e no go work lai, lai!
HealthRe: Grow Taller - Gain Between 1 - 6 Inches In Height Safely Now! by isonlagba: 9:23pm On Oct 11, 2010
Thanks a mille for this helpful guides. But I've only been able to increase my height bt 2 inches o! All the same - THANKS.
PropertiesRe: Discover The Goldmine In These Real Estate Offers! by isonlagba: 9:15pm On Sep 23, 2010
Thanks so much, this is a great deal!
Christianity EtcRe: Secrets Of Effective Prayers For Immediate Results by isonlagba: 8:56pm On Sep 23, 2010
Thanks so much as this has really helped us.
LiteratureA Poem I Read & Want To Share With Everyone Else - The Eureka Bird by isonlagba(op): 9:41pm On Aug 21, 2010
Hello, My Name Is Tixie
Tixie, The Humming Bird
I’m A Bird Of The Skies
I Fly High, High And High
Up And Up Above The Mountains
Where No Man Or Wits Can Ever Reach Me

O - La – La, I’m So Free As The Air
But When I Swoop Down In One Fall
To Pick A Caterpillar For A Meal
GBAAM! – Goes The Cage Door On Me
Someone Help Me!; I’m Not So Free After All

Hello, My Name Is Kiri Kita
Tixie, Andre, Freedom And Other Friends Call Me Kiki
I’m A Robin, A Bird Of The Skies
I Fly High, High And High
Up And Up Above The Mountains
Where No Man Or Wits Can Ever Reach Me

O - La – La, I’m So Free As The Air
But When I Swoop Down In One Fall
To Pick A Mango For A Meal
KAPUT! – Goes The Stone From The Catapult
And I Fall To The Ground; As Free As A Bird Indeed!

Hello, My Name Is Andre
I’m An Eagle, A Bird Of The Skies
Since Men Have Learnt To Shoot Without Missing
I Have Also Learn To Fly Without Perching
Up, Up And Up Into The Sky I Fly
Where No Man Or Wits Can Ever Reach Me

O - La – La, I’m So Free As The Air
But When I Swoop Down In One Fall
On A Chicken For A Meal
BOOM! – Goes The Farmer’s Double Barrel
Like Tixie And Kiki, I End Up In The Farmer’s Cooking Pot
As Free As A Bird Indeed


Hello, My Name Is Freedom
But All My Preys Like To Call Me EUREKA
Unlike Tixie, Kiki And Andre, I’m A Bird Of Wealth, Ideas
Invincible And Invisible, Yet Visible To Only My Preys
I Fly Everywhere, Every time, High And Low

But When I Swoop Down To Prey On The Human Mind
I Cause The Little Obscure Man Of Yesterday
To Become The Great Scientist, Thinker, Philosopher, Musician And Leader
Who Makes The World A Better Place Than They Met It

I Have Consumed Many A Mind For A Meal
Causing Them To Shout ‘’Eureka – I’ve Found It!’’
-Archimedes, Alexander Graham Bell, Alfred Nobel
Volta, The Wright Brothers, Jean And Marie-Currie, Isaac Newton
Shakespeare, Charles Dickens, George Orwell, Leonardo Da-Vinci, Adams Smith
Sigmund Freud, Wolfgang Mozart, Abraham Lincoln, Winston Churchill
-The List Is Endless And Timeless

Hey, Don’t You Forget My Name!
I’m Eureka, The Only Free Bird Of Ideas
I’m Freer Than Air Or Any Other Bird
I’m Lived Through Time And Age
Open Your Mind To Let Me Prey On You
And You Will Never Ever Be The Same Again

Ideas Are The Freest Gift Of Nature
It Cannot Be Killed Or Caged
Wealth Is Therefore Free And Flies Everywhere In The Air
From Person To Person: One Mind To The Other
You Only Have To Think And Grow Rich

I’m Eureka The Bird
Unlike Mortal Birds Like Tixie, Kiki And Andre
I’m A Bird Of Ideas, Wealth And Fame
Like The Genie From The Land Beyond, Beyond
Call On Me In Your Dreams
And I Will Make You Wealthy When You Wake Up
E-U-R-E-K-A!!! Yes, That’s My Name

source: http://www.poemsaliveportal..com

GamingRe: All You Need To Know About The Nintendo Wii & Why It Is So Popular! by isonlagba: 8:49pm On Aug 21, 2010
This has really been so, so, so . . . . educative! Love it. Thanks
PropertiesRe: Discover The Goldmine In These Real Estate Offers! by isonlagba: 8:37pm On Aug 21, 2010
This is good!
PropertiesRe: Discover The Goldmine In These Real Estate Offers! by isonlagba: 10:35pm On Jul 08, 2010
Great info.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Join The Shipping And Maritime Professional Career Network Now! by isonlagba: 10:13pm On Jul 08, 2010
Can I have your email address, Dora as this information of yours has really helped so many, ! Please. . . .
PoliticsRe: 2011 Presidency: Momodou Or Okotie? by isonlagba: 9:18pm On Jul 08, 2010
Good grief, I can't believe this! Momodu or Kris Okotie for president?! What are we going to hear next?

It only shows the abyssmal level of pathethic, leprous, lascivious decay and bastardisation that the exalted office of Predidency has descended in the contrivance called Nigeria.
I won't be shocked if we wake up tomorrow and we hear that Baba Suwe, Pasuma, Obesere, Saheed Osupa, Tuface, Usuofia or Aki and Pawpaw or Jim Iyke have all declared their intention to run for presidency in 2011!

Only God Almighty can save this Sodom and Gomorrah called Nigeria.
SportsIsn't It Time Gangling Rashidi Yekini Is Recalled From Retirement? by isonlagba(op): 1:26am On Jun 23, 2010
Looking at the way Yakubu, Martins, Victor Nsofor and Chinedu Obasi variously messed up several on-a-platter-gold, begging goal-chances, I could not but reminisce and remember the hay days of the greatest Nigerian striker ever, Rashidi Yekini and how he would have beautifully buried these chances that Yakubu & co repeatedly failed to convert!

Yakubu & co are a complete disgrace to the striking prowess of Rashidi Yekini, a living true legend that could covert one-tenth of a chance into a goal!

It's time the NFF recalls him from retirement to assist in any way possible to salvage our football, especially the goal scoring aspect.

HealthRe: Personal Experience Tips For Overcoming Obesity Fast! by isonlagba: 5:36pm On Jun 16, 2010
The issue is: Can one really experience another person's personal experience? Anyway, the recommended site makes interesting reading all the same. Thanks
HealthRe: Grow Taller - Gain Between 1 - 6 Inches In Height Safely Now! by isonlagba: 5:29pm On Jun 16, 2010
Please, 1 - 6 inches is too small for me. Any 'trick' for growing 12 - 24 inches? If I can add at least 12 inches, I would be good for American basketball and the millions will start rolling in aplenty!!! grin
HealthRe: Hiv Cure Scams! - How Genuine Are They? by isonlagba: 5:21pm On Jun 16, 2010
Yes, indeed,there are a lot of scam cures out there, but this report has taken the wind out of their sail! Thanks for showing us the light!!

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