T-smooth:
Nna! me na november wetin dat one come mean?

e mean say make u waka. Waka!

michelin89: Hopefully this pic will get to NL. me on sunday ready for church!

church? Luks more like u were going on a mission 2 cause multiple accidents on d road b4 u reach church. Nice pix.

kandiikane: After getting stoned, my mates and I decided to run naked on the campus. Luckily it was night.

Unclad as in NAKKED or wit ur briefs on? U shlda ran 2 d ladies' hostel na. U cld hv gotn lucky.

Once,i told my friends i liked a girl, evn tho' i was yet 2 approach her. We were stil at d 'eyeing' stage. I was d president of d student body dat session. My eediots friends saw d girl one day nd told her dat i told dem dat i liked her. God, i almst killed dem. It was fun tho. She told dem 2 tell me dat i was a chicken. D day i finally approached her, it was damn funny. It went like...
Me: hi, u cald me a chicken.
Her:*feigning ignorance* hv we met b4?
Me:yeah our eyes hv met. U cn deny all ur want bt i'v caught u on more dan 1 occasion stealing glances at me. And u told my friends dat i'm a chicken!
Her:oh! U'r d one. How cld u send ur friends on ur behalf?
Me: i neva did. They were only being mischievous. I actually do like u bt u hurt my ego. My friends expect me 2 bring bck ur numba else i'l become a real chicken. We cn do it d hard way or d easy way.
Her:is dat a threat?
Me:oh dear, i dnt threaten pple. Just er, gimme ur numba nd we cld hv lunch later..get 2 knw ourselves etc.
She did, we bcame friends nd dated awhile. My friends always took d credit 4 our relatnshp.

Keji OJ:

No.. web designing fall under computer Eng..

seriously?? Tel me sumthng. Under wat area is software again? Or wat do u use 2 design web?

I tel u, na real wah. Make dese eediots let us hear word na. D president is nt subject 2 d bloody senate of d school. Only d Senate, i mean d national assembly senate, can undo dis. Mumus.

Web design nd programming both fall under comp sci. Besides, u'l do a bit of comp eng. in comp. sci. U won't get it d oda way round.

Wonderful panenka penalty from pirlo. Class.

'I don't gv a damn'? Joe don dey get balls o.

'If they naked you'? Wtf? On national tv?

Wat is ds guy saying? If dem bomb America, shey Obama go travel?

Jeez! Dis guy's got no swag atall. Doesn't hv d aura of a president. By now, OBJ 4 don gv us one word to carry go house. 7.45, i dey switch 2 euro 2012

D guy neva mention Cassava bread yet sha.

Super1759: if dem go show the talk 4 cnn.good am in

cnn ke? I laugh in Egba.

Mehn, dat Pedro step over na die. He sent dat defender on errand...hahahaha.

Luks like frm here on, all major fta stations wil show d rest of d euros. Mbc, tvm, tv3 and odas. I'm nt 100% sure yet bt i'l try 2 reconfirm. If dey all show 2days match, den dey'll show d rest.

Mkenyaa:
>>Did Chelsea known Obi Mikel or they had to wait for the 'racist club' to sign him then...
>>Why are they having football Club clinics in Kenya?
>> why did they honor Mike Adenunga?
>> Why did they tour Africa in 2008? How many pl clubs have toured Africa?
>> Where did Chelsea 'the nurturers of African' players take that Kenyan boy who was in their academy 3 years ago?
>> We have Asian players. How many pl clubs have Asians? Are they also racist?

u gat 2 b kidding me.
1. Chelsea rescued Mikel frm 'kidnappers' who wantd 2 use d boy and dump him. $50 says dat if Mikel had gone 2 Man utd, he wld hv lng been offloaded.
2. Where r d products of d clinics in Old Trafford. Any club can hv clinics anywhere.
3. Adenuga? It's jst gud business, nthng personal.
4. Again, touring Africa was just gud business. Vodafone took dem 2 SA and dey got huge money 4 spending those few hours at Abuja.
5. Which Kenyan boy? U'r talking abt an isolated case in respect to d argument abt Man utd doing it on large scale? Smh. Mention another case wit chelsea if u can.
5. Asia! I laugh. Evryone knows dat man utd only goes 2 Asia 2 sell. Purely commercial purpose.
Ur argument stinks.

wat do ya think? Twld b a gud idea bt make him wait make i tell my friend wey be gateman 4 there make him commot first. Hahaha

Jst found this on twitter now. Wld hv posted d link bt i'm on mobile:
An angry Nigerian, who simply
identified himself as Man of
Native God has declared that he
is currently building a nuclear
weapon in Lagos and has
declared his intention to blow
up the National Assembly
premises in Abuja in protest
against the corruption and
misgovernance of the occupiers
of the assembly. In a statement
which he issued on the Punch
website early this morning in
response to a publication by the
newpaper in Hon Farouk Lawan
was said to have admitted
collecting $500,000 from
businessman Femi Otedola to
influence the report of the
House of Representatives Adhoc
Committee on Fuel Subsidy, Man
of Native God threatened that
the horror of Hiroshima and
Nagasaki will be nothing
compared to the terror he is set
to unleash on the members of
Nigeria’s ruling class. The details
of his statement are given
below:
Man of Native God June 12,
2012 at 3:50 am
Nigeria.! Nigeria..!! Nigeria…!!!
How many times did I call you? I
don’t need an Intercontinental
Ballistic Missile (Topol-M or SS-18
Satan) I don’t need an
Intermediate Range Ballistic
Missile (Agni-5) I don’t need a
cruise missile (Tomahawk or
Iskander) I don’t need a mobile
missile launcher. I don’t need a
nuclear powered aircraft carrier
(USS Nimitz or Admiral
Kuznetsov) I don’t need a
nuclear powered ballistic
submarine (HMS Vigilant or USS
Pennsylvania) I don’t need a
strategic bomber (B2-Spirit or
Tupolev Tu-160 Blackjack) I
don’t need a stealth bomber or
a 5th-Gen fighter jet (F-22
Raptor or Sukhoi Su-35) All I
need is ONE working nuclear
warhead..! I wouldn’t mind
transporting and delivering the
package BY HAND to the
National Assembly Complex.
Blow up that shrine of
corruption and put an end to
this geographical expression!
How can I be alive, a Man of
Native God like myself, and idiots
and chickens would be stealing
me dry both in broad daylight
and pitch darkness? The earlier
we finalise this geographic
divorce the better for we. The
clock is ticking. I am already
synthesising and enriching
Plutonium-239 here in Lagos.
Oh yes! If you like go and invite
the IAEA and the UN Security
Council. Tell them to search and
comb all of LAGOS for
“clandestine nuclear weapons
activities”. They won’t find me.
Once I enrich up to weapons
grade level (90%), Hiroshima will
be child’s play. Nagasaki will be
like a game of Nintendo. This
country will hear a very Big
Bang!! I don tell una my mind.
People wey get ear, make them
hear. Rubbish. ********** MAN
of NATIVE GOD . . .

damn! This sh1t stinks 2 high heavens! It's so obvious dat Otedola had smthng 2 hide else he wld nt hv been involved in a sting operation. He is just too big 4 dat na! Imagine 'litl' Farouk going 2 Alhaji Dangote and trying dis sh.it wit him. Na upside down dem go take carry Farouk commot 4 Dangote house. Both parties seem guilty smwhere. They shld b investigated nd if found culpable, jailed.
Wen d sh1t hits d fan, God don't walk beside me, he carry me man!!

kiyosaki1: l'm not sure the guy pay any dime with the kind of technology available ounce the kidnappers made their call from their mobile phone their location can be traced and the police just need to put their drag net around the area and do the waiting game.If you have a phone it do transmit signals and your exact location can be determined it just required a little bit of intelligent

seriously?? So wtf r dey waiting 4? Let'em use same 2 catch dem boko idi.ot.s. Mtcheeew. D questn is, can our police force do enof 2 train their pple in d use of tech?

Oh dats just terrible. Nigeria jst keeps acting like d U.S of Africa, sending soldiers 4 peace keeping cos we largely dnt need them here and watching dem being killed off like chickens. Sm families out here in Nigeria r weeping over d death of their luvd ones nd d government will barely do much abt it. Hw abt bringing dem hme nd draping their coffins in d green and white colours of d country nd giving dem a beffiting service at d airport there? No, neva. Not Nigeria. Many odas hv died nd many odas wil bt we'll neva do wats right. Gv dese soldiers a reasn 2 want 2 die in d line of service.

I sincerely hope dat it wasn't d first half of extra time dat a certain guy was predicting about o!

oraclefemi: Look all you saying shyte about it being wrong or something are mentally forked..it was all fun we had when we were young and trust me a lot of us miss it, not that we were poor but it was just the mentality our parents had..so if you didnt experience it, just pass along the thread and go and open another thread that says those who ate to church ..i am sure seun experienced it thats why it made front page..i miss the good old days..still remembering the stew right now ! fyi i didnt give my offering , i saved it for mario games later ...

lol @ not giving your offering. I used to do it too sometimes and then try 2 explain 2 God later, justifying my actions and promising to give him more the following Sunday.

tpia@:
why is bright007 the one being dumped on when the op started the thread to abuse his mother's technique of raising him?

others then followed suit and started lambasting their mothers.


where exactly is bright007 to blame for all of this?

seriously? Lambasting his mom? Where's your sense of humour? I thought i saw pride nd fulfilment in the Op's post.

Hi all, my cousin recently got admission in2 an American college in Sri lanka bt 4 d past few mnths, he has been finding it hard coping cos of paucity of funds. Pls how do u send money frm Nigeria 2 Sri lanka? Western union says dey cnt take it frm 9ja 2 Asia and i dont knw whch oda medium 2 use. Pls guys help out. Tnx.

I think most of us already know dat NOI will not win dis electn. As sm1 pointd out in a similar thread, dis is an electn yr 4 Obama and there's no way he wld hv foolishly put out a candidate he wasn't sure wld win. He wld hv prolly supportd NOI if he felt it wld help his profile amongst black nations nd blacks in the U.S bt he's chosen sm1 dat WILL win. I want Iweala 2 win bt it won't be dis time sadly. D stakes r way too high 4 America to lose control of d world bank now. For NOI, i see her going places in d internatnal community.

do@home:

My own question here is "wetin" concern "agberu" with overload, because Nigeria is not a technology driven country, even in the area of internet aor computer appreciation we are still lagging behind. So why is Nigeria being mentioned in this matter? Please i need more light into this.

bro, we r talking individual nd nt national now. D fact dat 9ja is nt 'tech advanced' doesnt mean there aren't guys out here who can hold their own any time of d day. Guys no dey wait 4 skul again o! Wise up nd stand up 2 b ur own man.

Okija_juju:

Yoruba people. .

Everything is just weird with them. . He asked for for phone, she gave him gun!!

^^^This.

Utter Rubbish! The guy must have read too many Dan Brown novels. I dn't blame him sha. Hasn't Nicki Minaj already installed a new pope?? Guess d illuminati is real afterall.

na_joke:

what are you doing in the midst of Iweala, the daughter of a Professor and king in ogwashi ukwu and, An IMF returnee, everybody in her family went to harvard, she had ice cream for breakfast while you were walking barefoot looking for fish in the sun of ogbia

THIS

Madam headgear is talking rubbish. I want d two of dem to face pple like Bismarck Rewane and Pat Utomi and cntinue stammering like this.