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Politics / Re: 1600 Buses To Be Deployed Nation Wide by isquar3d3(m): 6:11pm On Jan 04, 2012
1600 buses @ 10million each gives 16billion and @5million each gves 8billion! Is our government sick? Y r u planning on saving money frm subsidy if u plan on spending so much on buses dat each states CLEARLY do nt need! Evn wit our bloody transport system in Lasgidi here, evrybody stil dey reach house evryday.
Religion / Re: Okotie Cancels New Year Eve Service by isquar3d3(m): 1:45pm On Dec 31, 2011
Lucy001:

From Your statement its obvious u dont read your bible, dont come here and be misleading and turning d bible upside down.
Hey dear, baby Jesus ws taken 2 Egypt too. I think u were looking at it frm a diff. context.
Religion / Re: Okotie Cancels New Year Eve Service by isquar3d3(m): 12:41pm On Dec 31, 2011
Sm of d comments i'v read here r so dumb. These r d same pple dat'll come on nairaland here nd berate pastors 4 nt taking cautionary measures 2 protect their members. So, because we r christians, we shld nt take caution in d face of evident danger?
thehomer:

Has God forsaken these churches? It looks as if Boko Haram has already won the religious battle of wills. These Christians are already running. I wonder what will happen on Easter.

Why can't the man of God ask God to send his angels as bodyguards? After all many of those angels are just lounging away in heaven whiling away time playing with harps. Those angels should go to work.
i.d.i.o.t. The last persn i remember saying this was d devil himself wen he was bent on tempting Jesus. Faith without works is dead.
Religion / Re: Okotie Cancels New Year Eve Service by isquar3d3(m): 9:38am On Dec 31, 2011
Deeper life bible church has also brought 4ward its service frm d conventional nite service to 4p.m-7p.m dis evening. Prevention is beta dan cure.
logica:

You mean, they can't pray about it and bind the "Demons of Boko-Haram"?
Evn Jesus, wen he heard about d plot to assasinate him, he took d nxt available ship out of dat city. There r times like these.
Family / Re: How Not To Train Your Child by isquar3d3(m): 12:44pm On Dec 21, 2011
ismhab:

is not beer, she poured water inside the bottle so as the child will drink from it, confirm first before posting anything please.
R u tryin 2 b sarcastic or wat? Er, pray tell, since wen does water produce foam in any form?
Religion / Re: Video : Bishop David Oyedepo Responds To Slap-gate ! by isquar3d3(m): 10:49am On Dec 20, 2011
musKeeto:

A summary of the bullshit about to occur on this thread,
muahahaha.
Foreign Affairs / Re: North Korean Leader Kim Jong II, 69, Has Died by isquar3d3(m): 10:32am On Dec 19, 2011
Terrible heading! U think he chose his third son 2 take over frm him 4 nthng? Jong Un is as heady nd strongwilled as d late Jong Il. His older sons were 'weak' 2 him. He might be young bt lets hope he doesn't bcom worse dan his father.
Sports / Re: Yobo Bags National Merit Award by isquar3d3(m): 3:50pm On Nov 15, 2011
i think he deserves it. 10 years no be joke. Besides, against Zambia 2day in Kaduna, he wil be wearing his 86th cap 4 d eagles equalling d all time record held by both Kanu nd Muda Lawal. Obviously by d time he retires, he wil b d eagle wit d record of all time appearance. I know d eagles hv been worthless lately nd hvnt won anythng in ages bt imo, yobo has been a gud leader. Apart frm his occasional calamities, his disciplinary record has been more or less squeaky clean. For d past 1 or 2 years, we neva hear say persn no gree cme camp. He championed d idea of donating their bonuses after d last championship 2 charities. Abeg he deservs smthng jor. If u say no, make persn help me list Amos Adamu achievement.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Bostwana - Super Eagles Friendly - (0 - 0) On Sat 12th November 2011 by isquar3d3(m): 4:49pm On Nov 12, 2011
kalu uche looks d best eagle so far. Now i knw y sia1 didnt invite etuhu during his time. D guy jus dey spoil ball.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Bostwana - Super Eagles Friendly - (0 - 0) On Sat 12th November 2011 by isquar3d3(m): 4:45pm On Nov 12, 2011
dunno y i'm watchn dis match sef. Stil so so. Er by d way, d coaches need 2 shop 4 a natural right full back soon. We can't keep playin mediocres there. Odiah is gone, so get a younger one!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Bostwana - Super Eagles Friendly - (0 - 0) On Sat 12th November 2011 by isquar3d3(m): 4:35pm On Nov 12, 2011
match don start. Enyeama, yobo, fengor, ambrose, taiwo, ayila, joel, etuhu, ehiosun, ik, em, em, e remain 1 abi? I dey come or beta stil, make una go check google
Sports / Re: AFCON Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Guinea Conakry (2 - 2) On 8th October 2011 by isquar3d3(m): 4:20pm On Oct 08, 2011
phreakabit:

Emenike na confirmed shaved monkey! That guy has an override on his brain!


hahahaha. Lwkmd.
Sports / Re: AFCON Qualifier: Nigeria Vs Guinea Conakry (2 - 2) On 8th October 2011 by isquar3d3(m): 3:06pm On Oct 08, 2011
as in, wetin dey friggin happen 4 dis match ke? D boys dey ball bt d ball no gree enta post. Abeg wey babalawo o! 9ja must nt lose dis match o or else,
Politics / Re: Wikileaks: Lagos Governor Tinubu On Funsho Williams' Murder by isquar3d3(m): 2:00pm On Sep 07, 2011
bisiaet:

So Nigeria society is now where the God forsaken Wikileak has finally get a resting place? Wikileak here, wikileak there this so surprising after almost all better countries in the world has disowned the so called Wikileak or brainleak site now is Nigeria matter now to talk about and people are wasting their time answering or posting something about Wikileak nonsense report?May God have mercy.

Posters Wikileak is an outdated site, no longer relevant in world society so no need of wasting time because it is all about craps, uninteresting and nonsense.
er, wat's ur point here really. Is it dat these documents r nt real or that they too real 4 u to believe they r actually true? These documents cld hv been obtained fraudulently by wikileaks bt it doesn't take away their authenticity.
Politics / Re: Patrick Obahiagbon On GEJ's 100 Days In Office by isquar3d3(m): 11:34pm On Sep 05, 2011
Jakumo:

For the avoidance of vacillation or vacuous rhetoric, I enthusiastically concur with the fundamental parametric locus standii established by the Honorable Grammar Meister Patrick Obahiagbon, with respect to the modus operandii deployed by disgruntled, snivelling career prognosticators of doom, as they seek philosophical footing and transcendent relevance amid shifting sands intermittently reconstituted by ephemeral rip-tides of political compartmentalization.

Truth be told, dispassionate international observers still reminisce in bouts of wistful nostalgia about the Golden Era of Enlightened Discourse and Linguistic Multidimensionality, when fabled Grammar Meister Obahiagbon held the rapt floor spellbound as he regaled august gatherings with unrelenting bombardments of sanctimonious invective, pseudo-argumentative jousting, irreverent yet insightful banter and tautological extrapolation ad-nauseum ad-infinitum, nihil incarborendum illegitimii.

The bland, subdued, understated, uneventful, stupefyingly laborious, tedious, ponderous and unmitigatingly morose tone of all Nigerian House of Assembly gatherings convened during the dark, neuvo-nihilistic, Bohemian Post-Obahiagbon Era, have established in a fundamental, unequivocal, irrefutable and incontrovertible manner, that an individual of grandiloquent bearing, caliber, fortitude and constitution did once hold forth in those hallowed halls, and shall thus be remembered by appreciative chroniclers of the human condition in both its panoramic complexity and its parabolic trajectory.
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Articulate disorientation. grin grin grin
Sports / Re: Afcon Qualifier: Madagascar Vs Nigeria (0 - 2) On 4th September 2011 by isquar3d3(m): 2:07pm On Sep 04, 2011
Anoda Goal. Nsofor. 2-0
Sports / Re: Afcon Qualifier: Madagascar Vs Nigeria (0 - 2) On 4th September 2011 by isquar3d3(m): 2:04pm On Sep 04, 2011
Jkorokoro:

ruled offside
r u sick? It stands!
Sports / Re: Afcon Qualifier: Madagascar Vs Nigeria (0 - 2) On 4th September 2011 by isquar3d3(m): 1:16pm On Sep 04, 2011
rafhell:

omg. joseph yobo just scored an own goal. this is looking bad for the super eagle
shut up! Which match r u watchin? Or r u using a kerosene powered tv?
Politics / Re: President Jonathan's Official Statement On UN Building Bomb Blast by isquar3d3(m): 5:09pm On Aug 26, 2011
onye_ngbu*:

PRESIDENT JONATHAN SAYS ATTACK ON UN BUILDING IS AN ASSAULT ON GLOBAL PEACE AND SECURITY
by Goodluck Jonathan on Saturday, August 27, 2011 at 2:38am
/269350229759286
er sorry bt is this statement not meant to come out sm time 2moro morn'n? It says 2:38a.m August 27. Who con leak am?



[/quote] He urges all Nigerians and foreigners resident in the country to go about their normal affairs with the full assurance that the Federal Government and its law enforcement agencies will continue working diligently to ensure the full protection of lives and property in the country.
Go about our normal affairs?? On d grounds dat u r working 2 protect us. really?? Tel that to d dead.


Reuben Abati, Ph.D

Special Adviser to the President

(Media & Publicity)

August 26, 2011
[quote]
PHD? Shld hv read, KG. And y is it dated August 26 down here??
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Mourinho Refuses To Apologise For Eye-poke by isquar3d3(m): 9:40pm On Aug 22, 2011
folahann:

Did anyone see Mourinho's face after Tito pushed him? Kind of smiling wink

There was a time Mourinho also slapped Puyol hard on the head while he was managing Chelsea, it happened in the dug-out though.
Leave the guy and let him have fun the way he could.

Words of Advice
Mr. Mourinho please don't try this in a champion's league match esp against Barca, otherwise you will be banned for 5matches and be banned again if you dare make a comment. You can take a clue from Wenger.
Also, don't try it in the premier league should you mistakenly be Arsenal manager someday, you will be banned with your players even if it's the opposing team player that slapped you 1st (he will only get a yellow).

PS. You may also suffer the same fate as above with any team in the premier league if you do it against manchested unitud
lwkmd. Efrybodi know b4 say Man Utd na mafia 4 premier league.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Mourinho Refuses To Apologise For Eye-poke by isquar3d3(m): 5:56pm On Aug 22, 2011
^^^my guy, d more u look,
Pictures can b deceptive attimes. Hv u watchd d video of d incident? This picture deceived many, including me at first(didn't see d incidence clearly while watchn d match) until i watchd d video. It was d EAR.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Mourinho Refuses To Apologise For Eye-poke by isquar3d3(m): 5:38pm On Aug 22, 2011
ddippset:

With the kinds of comments iam seeing here i wonder if it's in this same country we criticise our reps and senators for fighting. Well thank God for messi and co who gave us something to smile about that nite.
my guy, ur ability to analyse is terribly flawed. So it was only Jose who did evrythng wrong on d pitch, right? 'Messi and co' ko, u didn't see any barca player do anythng wrong, abi? U didn't see Villa, did u? U didn't see Pique talking rudely 2 Mou' unprovoked jst b4 he took a throwing?? 'Messi and co' ni. If u can neva be objective in ur friggin' life, shut up.
This, of course does nt absolve Jose of blame here. He shld try 2 restrain himself more nxt time.
Literature / Re: Which Books Are You Currently Reading? by isquar3d3(m): 3:50pm On Aug 12, 2011
Thrillers get me. I'v read 15 John Grisham books, 4 Dan Brown, 4 Tom Clancy, 2 Jonathan Kellerman, 3 Stephen King and hundreds of other random selection. I need 2 lay my itchy hands on Dan Brown's latest book, The Lost Symbol. I'm nt an e-book person, i'm more of a collector. Anytime i wake up nd i see my book shelf wit d many books there, i smile, dunno y. D best i'v read remains D davinci code, bourne identity, kiss d girls, angels nd demons, the client and d hunt 4 red october in no particular order. Awesome thrillers!
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland 2011 Ethnic Census. by isquar3d3(m): 11:23am On Aug 03, 2011
This list lacks Federal Character so i refuse to vote. grin grin grin grin grin.
Op, d northerners wil nt come out now nd vote because they'r either too tired 2 vote due to fasting or they r perfecting plans 2 rig dis poll mayb wit underaged voters. grin grin grin
Jokes Etc / Re: Idi Amin And Queen Elizabeth! by isquar3d3(m): 9:50pm On Jul 29, 2011
ode remo:

place my trophy, bin gbagbos head on top of my jeep. grin grin

grin grin
hahaha. U wan finish me wit lafta 4 here.
Religion / Re: Tai Solarin: His Life, Ideas, And Accomplishments by isquar3d3(m): 6:49pm On Jul 29, 2011
Chrisbenogor:

So wait kumuyi was indoctrinated  grin grin grin grin grin then God "un-indoctrinated" him  grin grin grin grin then he started indoctrinating people  grin grin grin
obviously, i'm nt goin' 2 engage in argument wit any1 here. If u read wat i wrote well, u'd see that wat i'm tryin 2 pass across is dat there is a difference btw indoctrination and comprehension. Tai was asking dem 2 repeat d same words evryday bt God, in his own wisdom was stil able 2 reveal Himself to him thru understanding d merits nd d demerits of wat he'd always recited. If u don't understand wat 'to indoctrinate' means, just ask.
Religion / Re: Tai Solarin: His Life, Ideas, And Accomplishments by isquar3d3(m): 6:41pm On Jul 29, 2011
Chrisbenogor:

Dear SweetNecta
Can you please google Pascals Wager?
We have past the what is there to loose if you serve God issue around jeez angry angry angry
nice one.
"If i saw no signs of a divinity, i would fix myself in denial" and
"if reason cannot be trusted, it is a better wager to believe in God than not to do so".
These two quotes got me. All these athiest on here, how many of u can confidently say that since u were born, u'v neva seen any signs of a divinity smwhere, no matter how small. How many?? Also, it is obvious dat NONE of u can say that u'r unmistakably sure(if u r, show me proof) that there's no God. So, if u were 2 wager, wldn't it be sensible 2 place a bet dat there's a God rather than on d believe that there's none? At least then, there's a chance dat u cld hv been right all along?hat there's none? At least then, there's a chance dat u cld hv been right all along?
Religion / Re: Tai Solarin: His Life, Ideas, And Accomplishments by isquar3d3(m): 6:21pm On Jul 29, 2011
, and even in an environment with an atheist like Tai, God was stil able 2 raise up a man 2 prove that he is GOD. Read Pastor W.F. Kumuyi's story about his time in Mayflower, his struggle between believing all d philosophy dat had been planted in his head and how God was stil able 2 prove 2 him dat He existed. Only a supreme being can take an indoctrinated man and turn him around.
Politics / Re: What Does 'Lagos' Mean & Who Coined The Name? by isquar3d3(m): 4:56pm On Jul 28, 2011
This thread was hijacked by d numerous owl-eyed homunculus' on nland. At d end of d day, most of us leave d thread more confused dan wen we entered.
Business / Re: Listening To Sanusi, I Am Proud To Be A Nigerian! by isquar3d3(m): 11:55am On Jul 28, 2011
I have not ceased to be amazed with the fervor and orgasmic zeal with which SLS has spent defending this non interest banking scheme. Personally, i have no problems with floating this bank but, my main issue with it remains this:
How does allowing the formation of NIS boost our economy right now?
Are the benefits so numerous to warrant this dust it's blown up?
If Soludo conceived this idea and implemented it during his tenure, would our economy be somewhat better than it is now?
Besides, highlighting its success in parts of Europe, does that guarantee its success in a politically, economically and religiously volatile state like Nigeria?
If SLS jettisons this idea until the next administration(which hopefully should be more stable), will Nigeria lose anything?
Having said all these, and with the current state of the north and the opposition it's getting, wouldn't it be better if the idea is allowed to lay low for a while? Just my humble opinion.

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