₦airaland Forum

farem:
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Congrats for this your lifetime ambition. Kindly collect the plaque from Seun and hang it at the entrance of your village.

This 'uncommon achievement' so blinded your eyes that you have nothing else (reasonable) to contribute over this incidence. You know how much dem dey sell side mirror so?

U dey vex o!u for do am small small!lolzzzz

outstandingsyll:
Clara gave out my number to people without my permission. 08055857539, +2348162199446 ......have fun.

What did u just do?

DanIndia:
No, you need the new one for CCNA v2 which is the 200-120.

Kk,tnx

DanIndia:
Really ? Then that's all you need for the sessions then. We are scheduling the first for 15th and it will be for as long as you can.

Buh I don't tink dats the latest edition,d 1 I made use of was 642-813

DanIndia:
Really ? Then that's all you need for the sessions then. We are scheduling the first for 15th and it will be for as long as you can.

Tnx a lot

Dimples192:
Hahaha I was first
I booked that spot

Miss dimple,u try o!nice pic dou,ur dimple seems real abi u go buy am?lolz

DanIndia:
We are starting precisely on the 15th and If you can lay your hands on an E-copy of the CCNA 200-120 Official Cert Guide by Cisco Press, that'll be very useful as we'll be using that topic wise. We might move on a fast pace so I'd be glad if you can do some catching up later after the sessions, as the folks and I planning to conduct the sessions are heading for CCNP. We're just doing a CCNA brush-up.

I tink I hv dt on my system

Mzflexydeeva:
the best way a girl does....in d saloon

Hmmm,y do ladies love goin to saloon wt their boyfriends?

Mzflexydeeva:
Taaa! Taaa!! I v not. How u doing? Weekend bells

Lolz,Am gud.Yea,aw do u wana spend it(weekend)?

hamabra:
Pallies,
I Recieved SMS Message from HR ONeall
saying ''you are requested to attend a formal test/assessment 21/03/2015, 9:15am At 1 Babatunde street, along Ogunlana drive, Surulere Lagos
Ref: HR/011/2015.

Please did anyone recieved such message and how authentic is this invite

Don't mind those crazy asses!b careful because they can stil change their name.

adeememman:
i just wonder if there is any pleasure in dis type of kiss

Na holy kiss

DanIndia:
Hi Larry,

Have any basic networking Skills ? Reliable internet for video sessions ? The hangouts will resume fully sometime in the mid of next month. So you have enough time for secure a good internet access if you don't have one now.

Have gotten the basic knwledge abt networking bfre,I did it some time ago buh didn't get tru wt it!so when next month are we starting?

Mzflexydeeva:
from all u've seen I guess u can answer that yourself.

Taaa!v u taken dat personal?

leeport:
well u just posted here so I guess it is SIR

Tnx,just wana meet new freinds.

Mzflexydeeva:
Some of us are so busy, others are too shy to make new friends. Why not just meet new cool people who love you just for being you. You never can tell where you meet that great friend. Meet people with diferent ideas who are willing to share and be a part of your life. No one is an island remember.

Is this thread stil functioning?

DanIndia:
Send me your email address

Wud appreciate it if you can also send me the link and also I wud like to join d grp!email: okunlola.israel@gmail.com

Hmm

auntymi:
yes siR

Would really love to know u dear!

Na fame she want na

deskossy:
I have been to various concert Nigerian and international artists alike,i was in wizkid concert awhile back,and i wasn't surprised cos i wasn't expecting more from him anyway ..but the way he lip synced was embarrassing,all he did was bring girls with big booty on stage and lip synced all through,no live band no nothing!
So i heard Asa was coming to hamburg, my girlfriend got me d ticket 3 months in advance..was really pleased
cos she's one my favourite artist.
When we got to the concert yesterday,it was packed to the brim with white people.then i said to my girlfriend it will be a shame if I'm d only black guy in here considering the fact that hamburg is packed with black folks ...we looked around then she pointed there,a black girl; I'm like no she is missed!

At about 9p.m punkt Asa came out with her band,man she was beautiful! Her performance was out of this world, never knew she could dance too especially while performing to her Yoruba classics. .Meanwhile i was still looking around for my kind...then comes one of her hit songs "jailer",in d middle of it she said what i was thinking "is there any Nigerian in d building "?then some Large voices chorused from d back..we dey here oo! ;Dhumble down to earth lady speaking in a crisp Nigerian accent mixed with yankee........
here are some photos and a video. .............P.S i didn't prove read,pls forgive any typo!

Pls,wud appreciate it u can send me d video,ma email:okunlola.israel@gmail.com

The following are some insights on the usual facts about every legal occupants of the country named Nigeria.
*Nigeria,My country where fundamental human rights are useless(if you aren't a well influencial person,I can bet this that you would be subject againts your rights).
*My country where yahoo guys makes it up better than 60% of the graduates,(Unemployment rate is so alarming).
*My country where you see neighbours competing with Generators(I better pass my neighbours,due to lack of stable electricity!).
*My country where Rice has bcome a compulsory daily food.(Fried rice,coconut rice,white rice and jollof rice ect)rice na rice,those one na packaging.
*My country where nothin is free.(I got a scholarship with an ICT firm,I received a sms that have been offered a scholarship.I was so surprise somedays after I got an email from the same firm telling me the requirements for the scholarship,they started changing everything stylishly and formally that I have to pay materials fee which was even up to the amount of the fee for the course.).
*My country where no one loves themselves compared to other countries(respecting your self makes people respects you, appearances matters a lot)Not really comparing but I believe the country would get better if we start loving one another.
*My country where you have to be versatile in your ways of life.(This is where you would see a particular individual with so much credentials,like Bsc,masters degree,certification from a professional course,doctorate etc and stil go through lot of streSs before getting a job).
*Oh lord father,Thank you for a country like Nigeria.please come to our rescue!help our leaders to do what you know is right.Amen
Great people,Great nation,Nigeria!God bless Nigeria.

Issylarry
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Feel free to add yours!

ClintonNzedimma:
Most Nigerians bet blindly.
They dont analyze the game, they just follow betting tips from unknown guys.

Buh seriously,some people are really hitting it hard on the games!dose that knows how to forecast well

I vowed never to bet in my life the day I gave barca and madrid straight win last season ,they didn't even draw they lost .The following week I had a bet again giving them double chance (what could possibly go wrong ,they just lost for goodness sake) and as I will have it they lost AGAIN !!! N 2weeks in a roll ..... That's when I surrendered and vow never ever to bet again ,cos u can never predict a football match forget forcasting,tips,or predictions .... The painful tin is dat if you calculate the number of times uve actually won its not up to the number of times you lost(financially) . So my broda my advice .















STOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


















Before both of you sell your parents houses or properties.

Lolz,as I ddey luk dt guy so,e fit oo!

boluyongp:
Signs of end time. A friend was sold big "air pie" by a popular restaurant in Lagos at standard price..


Abaah, but if you ask me, na who I go ask?

Op,I hope u didn't form dz up?

Oluwatosean:
Nice1, buh me no fully support
.
. Professional golddigger dnt look local, infact dey luk tushed

Lolz,professional gold digger?lmao!where u tk get dt combination?

EroticAngelina:
I created a thread on how to catch guys who only want your body, and guys asked for a counter thread. So ive decided to do it.

I actually typed this list before, and copied it, but i dont know how it disappeared, i cried coz to start typing it all over again is so hard

note, i made this up, i didnt copy from any blog. So bloggers back off!

- any girl girl that appears local and poorly dressed are actually the real golddiggers! Cos they are ready to make money in anyway possible.

- she always spend money too much. Watch closely, any girl who spends money a lot is like to be a golddigger! This is one of the major ways to know them. They spend a lot because they know that they have maga/magas (sugar daddies) that provide the money whenever they want. But a girl who works and sweats for her money will never spend it like that.

- she always tells you her financial problems. When a girl is always telling you the financial problems shes going through, then she is likely to be a money sucker! She never complains of anything else, except money.

-she always want to go shopping with your money. When you complain, she says that she has to look good so that you wont leave her for another girl. Na so!

- she doesnt wanna meet your relatives or parents because shes not spending long time with you, and dont wanna make a bad name.

- most ladies who want your money are usually the ones who fake shyness and quietness. You will never know what they are upto. But the talkatives are usually caught because they can talk too much and they wont know when they talk what they shouldnt.

- 60% of golddiggers are very intelligent, and 40% are not. So be very careful and extra smart with them cos they know what they are doing

- she always ask for money. This is a direct appraoch. Its not bad to ask for money from ur man, but dont do it always or u will be labeled a golddigger. A girl who always asks for money..hmmm think twice about her.

- she is ready to do anything for money. Watch her well. Her eyes shine when ever she sees or hears money, and she is very smart and quick when it comes to money.

- she is never interested in your life or what you have to say or share with her. She doesnt act like your companion, but when the issue of money comes up, shes more than available. Such ladies should be avoided

- she steals. When you catch her stealing or trying to eat your money by decieving you, my dear brother, run away from her like shes the devil!! Cos if you still stay with her after she must have sweet talked you, you are on ya own!

Lolz,Lovin dz dear!u r for real,keep d ministry moving

I have a friend that could stay all night awake just to win sportbet.He has 3 different accounts betnaija,naijabet and surebet247.He most time makes his cool cash from it sometimes,he is always broke.when ever his broke he do ask me for money,during this time I used to tell him to stop playing sportbet but he hesitated. D other way round,when ever he makes his money he settles me oooo!but what should I do as a friend?should I stop him or keep collecting my share of it.This week game has broken his heart and he failed woefully.he don lose like mad and he won't stop!

korel9:
Who wan go die?

U dey mind dem?

Got same text,please any body with better info. Abt the appt. text shud plz share!

Logicalmind:
You should have ignored the thread instead of making a fool of yourself.

@Rubey, if you still like him, sort things out with him; and if you don't, just end the relationship.

There are many faithful guys out there.

Yeah,guys like me!

Abi na,am babeless,in need!