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Because of your English, we will pay you 15k a month

50GB on 4G network?

Olumyyde:
Hello, pls make me understand the civil servant part. Tnx.

Once a civil servant gets to the office, there's almost no movement outside of the secretariat till work closes, so getting a car here is not a necessity but luxury, class and convenient (all these means money).
Whatever you use the car to do doesn't add a kobo to your already fixed salary

If you are not a civil servant or some other 8 to 4 work.
A small fuel efficient car is a real necessity.
It can help to acquire money for land and other things

Visit a doctor at any teaching hospital
There's a drug to take care of the mucus and excessive wetness

Hope the two of you are having open discussion on this issue. It would help build her confidence

As long as they are not from the same family like before and they are all Imolites. Our money is circulating

Is like the person wey him no love come carry belle and family insist they must marry

In a statement by Garba Shehu, his spokesman,

Rubbish president that the citizens depend only on press releases from multiple aides

The person that put Kumuyi mouth near that asz won't make heaven

derrydinny:
na another thing my mind think o, I need help

I dey tell you
Him come post am under Romance

Hope you are recording the conversation on phone

When you say police tell you make you come outside, you no gree, say you no dress well. I come dey reason say you no dey Naija

The developers

Making name everywhere they go

Thank you GEJ for conceiving this 11 years ago

Believe me sis, you've got one of the remaining coolest and good great guy alive.

A guy remembers you to a side chick and vow never to leave you? Common girl, you won't see any better

Anyone better would be near the church yard, boring as well and probably close to enunch.

Best lovers are best at hiding and keeps a dual personality with each side completely unaware of the other existence.

The holy pass people may be saying otherwise but won't tell you what they are passing through or what they experienced

Dem don drive dis one comot the 4 from the RAV

Ok, forget the video, send me screenshots

How do you expect us to know what you are passing through.
We are here to help. We want to empathize

80mb video plus live nude call? Common bro, don't be such a wicked somebody, give her the preek already. The way you handle it with your gf makes you a man.
Go on bro

The solution to all these is for all police vehicles to have trackers, so that at any point, the control can know which squad is nearest to a crime scene.

This era of police running away after carrying out extra judiciary killings should be stopped

After increasing fuel price.

Subsidy miraculously increase instead of reducing.

Now we don't even know who is importing the fuel, no accountability.

Fight corruption, my foot

Who has the 80mb video?

like other women do.

Anyone noticed that he used this phrase more than 5 times?

You saw all these during dating but you were hell bent on marrying a medical doctor and a lady who doesn't demand from you.

Providing for your wife is a commandment. For me, if you don't ask anything from me as a man, I won't feel complete with you. Like every other thing, problem is when it's excessive

At 30+, she has seen it all, nothing excites her any more.
She just wanted a man to fertile her and just answer the name Married

I thought all of una bin dey complain say Glo too slow, network dey comot, Glo this Glo that

Why una dey vex now?

Stayed in Abuja with a guy playing ludo.

My friend, make una just convert unasef to friends with benefits and let peace reign.

The condition of your gf puszy does not affect the collation of election results in Rivers State

372 people are typing the word "adult" into a search engine.

The other 587 of us are typing the word "teen"

You can't fully shut it off unless you want to turn robotic

Instead you can handle it.

Forget the idea of suppressing it, it is against nature.

The best way from experience is to understand that all things happen for a reason.

Instead of to concentrate on the problem, think of the reason it happened and possible opportunity it may bring (remember, most times, chaos is a ladder)
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You should then think of how it could have been averted. For this, 1. Don't concentrate on blame 2. Don't waste too much time 3. Once you reason out how it could have been handled, file it away and move on

Here in Uyo, we don't know her

donpata:
thanks a much. Is there any specific feature lg and Samsung have over brands like hisense, skyrun and co?

Nope, just the brand name

Most tech you see Samsung, Sony, LG and the rest splashing on adverts are mostly on their high end TV with price tag starting from 250k, every other LED TV below 100k are basically the same.

Hisense has LG warranty cover, skyrun, Haier thermocool are good but I don't know about their warranty.
Polyster is good if you just want a TV

Best 43' at lowest price (ie below 100k) is Hisense
Add a few to get LG (beware of fake LG)

Make sure it is LED Screen not LCD (a bit bulky at the back)
I would advise don't go for Plasma, it has rich colors though but consumes relatively more power