₦airaland Forum

In Nigeria they have demolish the building to put up "a more befitting modern edifice" since.

We don't even have History in our curriculum

HIV testing kits are now free for home use only

indigenous234:
States more popular than their capital.

Lagos -Ikeja

Sokoto -Sokoto .�

Osun
Adamawa
Akwa Ibom

Python no dey dance for there?

If na IPOB, dem go do national broadcast.

Their gold, dem no send Southern soldiers to go and protect but na Hausa soldiers full oil communities.

The only place good for Southern soldiers na Sambisa forest

Na that one in native get that spot, make the Charismatic man go find another place

We are still "a little pissed"

These are the ones benefiting from subsidy, they will say anything and do anything like creating artificial scarcity to keep subsidy

Very insightful

More collection centres

Get laid with a responsible dude sis

No matter how long you keep it, 5 mins, it will all be over and reality sets in

Yeah, at least he will feel at home there where nobody will call him LIFELESS and vow never to see him again

Person wey never invest before dey go convince another person to come invest

tactius:
Linux is a good os

Better than Windows

Yeah, that's why 90% of laptops in Nigeria are running on Linux.
Olodo

Gone are the days someone would ask a question on nairaland and get a professional answer.

Today kids would be doing "FTC" and ask Google

London used Ronaldo

Because of your English, we will pay you 15k a month

50GB on 4G network?

Olumyyde:
Hello, pls make me understand the civil servant part. Tnx.

Once a civil servant gets to the office, there's almost no movement outside of the secretariat till work closes, so getting a car here is not a necessity but luxury, class and convenient (all these means money).
Whatever you use the car to do doesn't add a kobo to your already fixed salary

If you are not a civil servant or some other 8 to 4 work.
A small fuel efficient car is a real necessity.
It can help to acquire money for land and other things

Visit a doctor at any teaching hospital
There's a drug to take care of the mucus and excessive wetness

Hope the two of you are having open discussion on this issue. It would help build her confidence

As long as they are not from the same family like before and they are all Imolites. Our money is circulating

Is like the person wey him no love come carry belle and family insist they must marry

In a statement by Garba Shehu, his spokesman,

Rubbish president that the citizens depend only on press releases from multiple aides

The person that put Kumuyi mouth near that asz won't make heaven

derrydinny:
na another thing my mind think o, I need help

I dey tell you
Him come post am under Romance

Hope you are recording the conversation on phone

When you say police tell you make you come outside, you no gree, say you no dress well. I come dey reason say you no dey Naija

The developers

Making name everywhere they go

Thank you GEJ for conceiving this 11 years ago

Believe me sis, you've got one of the remaining coolest and good great guy alive.

A guy remembers you to a side chick and vow never to leave you? Common girl, you won't see any better

Anyone better would be near the church yard, boring as well and probably close to enunch.

Best lovers are best at hiding and keeps a dual personality with each side completely unaware of the other existence.

The holy pass people may be saying otherwise but won't tell you what they are passing through or what they experienced