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Let's start from number 5 dear

cassieblake:
You are very silly
Well sha you said not all girls

You could have just said, "I'm guilty" we would understand instead of the abuse

Instead of them to stand with Buhari, they are fighting

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People are more inclined to comment if they see one or two comments already there

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Meanwhile, read this and crack up: https://www.nairaland.com/2617683/lamentations-nigerian-tech-blogger

Yeah

That is why most Nigerians will prefer the story of a bread seller who baba god pick her call, to a graduate would notch 5 point through discipline, hardwork and determination.

We are just too lazy to go to the fundamental and think our way up to the solution, we are just too use to patch things and solve temporary problems as we go.

The truth is that on that thread, no one really believe that it is a problem that can be solved, so they hand it over to God and get on with their lives like it can never happen to them or anyone close to them

Another babymama loading

And to think that our representatives from the south allow this to happen

Tomorrow there will be more goods going to North and we in the south will be shouting north north

*Lagos-Calabar N60 billion coastal railway removed
*Idu-Kaduna rail line cut by N8.7 billion
*Major federal roads slashed
*Polio eradication, essential drugs for HIV/AIDS expunged
*Agric/water resources re-allocated to constituency projects

President Muhammadu Buhari appears set to return the 2016 Budget to the National Assembly to rework because what the lawmakers sent to him on Thursday  for assent, according to Presidency sources, fell below his expectations. By implication, Buhari will not sign the Appropriation Bill into law, as earlier planned, before jetting out of the country this weekend to China for economic and business deals for Nigeria.

The sources confirmed to  Sunday  Vanguard that the President felt disappointed that provisions for major national projects and programmes that could turn around the economy were either outrightly removed or funds for them ridiculously slashed by the lawmakers. It will be  recalled that, in a bid to urgently assent to the bill, which was transmitted to him on  Thursday, the Presidency had convened an emergency Federal Executive Council (FEC) meeting  on Friday  where the document was distributed to Ministers to review as it affected  their respective ministries, departments and agencies. At the review meeting presided over by Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, who is the Head of the Economic Team, it was discovered that many strategic projects were either removed or provisions made for them significantly slashed to the point that made a mockery of the projects.

Among the key projects removed from the budget by the lawmakers are the all-important Calabar-Lagos coastal rail line for which Buhari had made a provision of N60 billion in the 2016 estimates. Incidentally, the railway project is one of the key issues taking Buhari to China. While that was removed, the lawmakers left the Kano/Lagos railway project untouched but also went ahead to reduce the amount set aside for the completion of the Idu/Kaduna railway project, which has reached an advanced stage of completion, by N8.7 billion.

A top government official, who  was privy to the fiscal document, summed the discoveries in the budget that shocked Buhari this way: “At the meeting, it was noticed that some very key aspects of the budget, which have to do with government’s core infrastructural focus, were removed. One of the projects is the subject of the President’s trip to China – the Lagos/ Calabar coastal railway project  –  for which a counterpart funding of N60bn was  provided,  but which was completely removed by the National Assembly. “The executive  is working on  two major rail arteries, among other rail projects,  to service the northern and eastern parts of the country  – the  Lagos/Kano line and the  Calabar/Lagos line. While the Lagos-Kano provision was left untouched, the Calabar/ Lagos  line was removed. The projects are to be funded  jointly by governments of China and Nigeria. It is one of the main reasons  for the President’s scheduled trip to China. “Also, the amount proposed for the completion of the Idu/Kaduna rail project which has reached an advanced stage, was reduced by N8.7bn, a development which will make it difficult for the project to be completed”.

The source added that another fundamental area noticed in the document was the completion of on-going road projects. It was learnt that while the executive had provided for the completion of all major road projects across the country, the National Assembly reduced the amounts provided and instead included new roads which studies have not even been conducted. The source lamented: “The amounts provided by the National Assembly for the projects can neither complete the on-going road projects nor the new ones proposed. At the end of the year, no progress would have been made”.

According to the source, a top Presidency official, allocations for the purchase of essential drugs for major health campaigns like polio and AIDS for which the store is fast depleting, were removed and the amounts allocated to provision of ambulance, which the health ministry did not ask for. “It was also observed that certain provisions made in the areas of agriculture and water resources to further the Federal Government’s diversification project were either removed or reduced while the funds were moved to provisions of rural health facilities  and boreholes, for which provisions have been made elsewhere,” the official said. “The President is desirous of signing the Bill into law so that implementation of the provisions could begin in earnest for the benefit of the people. That is why the moment he received the document on Thursday, a meeting was convened for Friday to immediately start work on it”, the source concluded.

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/missing-projects-buhari-return-2016-budget-nass/

Yeah, it's too low, get it to 20%, what about our telecoms tax, when are we going to start paying tax to make calls

I saw this story in 2009, is the girl still there?

successincentiv:
Please sir MOKOSHALB, I have been approved by adsense. The ads are only showing on desktop but not showing on mobile view. Whats wrong. My blog is www.successincentives..com

If you are yet to see the ads still, go back and create another ad unit using sync (the one that has Javascript on the head) not async.
I would advise you use this sparingly and in your posts where most traffic from mobile will be landing as too much will increase your blog load speed

Wetin Buhari know about details of a budget, let the professional (VP) handle that while he fights kwaruption and prepare for the next available flight to China

I hope psiphon will work on it

^^ SMH

If you are building up your blogging career, look through these stages, if you can identify with any particular stage, what was your experience like or tell us which stage you are now.

Forget about the textbook approach, this is a typical step-by-step experience of an average Nigerian blogger. And for the newbie, it is what to expect as you venture into blogging

1. Getting the set up with your Google profile.

2. Start posting: Here the serious ones already have their original articles ready and start publishing immediately, for others, the copy and paste feature just got an elevated priority.

3. Exploring and changing templates: After the initial hype, it seems their blog is not as neat as he saw others so it’s time to get better template design.

4. More posting: Here, even the serious ones are considering the copy and paste option but since they were warned that copy and paste is not good for Adsense, they hold themselves.

5. Start spamming Facebook and nairaland: 20 good articles and 15 pageviews? Something is not right. Time to do what he has been seeing others do. They start the endless running battle with antispambot, Mynd44 and Lalasticlala and the Facebook group admins. [img]https://4.bp..com/-5HEtVb02h2s/VwfCT7u37eI/AAAAAAAABN0/e9nSZdRytUM1u6zSwN4KZ3LtHEMEqrUZA/s320/banned3_2.jpg[/img]

6. Learning about SEO: When they start to realize the challenges in dropping links in forums and on facebook; bans, already saturated blogosphere etc, they start to look for ways to be ahead, one of the first step is to register on search engines and Google about keywords, backlinks, meta tags, domain name registration etc. Click Here to see how to start a high ranking blog!

7. Aha! The sign-up button for Adsense is now showing: They click on it with full expectation of making money the following week.

8. Adsense application Disapproved: . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

9. Still in shock, they go back to Ogbonge, nairaland etc and ask why they have been disapproved and they get lots of opinions and options.

10. The Hanging Mode: They will be considering all options provided including getting some features on the blog or buying an Adsense account while watching their traffic “waste away”.

11. The Action Mode: Works restarts on the blog template in order to go for another adsense attempt. Meanwhile, they start saving money to buy an account.

12. Second Attempt: After some days, they apply again and DISAPPROVED AGAIN!!! Poor navigation, no content bla bla

13. They have had enough, now is time to contact the Adsense Seller.
(Let’s cut the part of you falling into the wrong hands).

14. They buy the Adsense and implement it on the blog expecting $20 the next day.

15. Check the dashboard and see $0.06 current earnings with CPC of 0.01 and CTR of 0.02. [img]https://1.bp..com/-eAgvZZlt5p8/VwfCUHVbqFI/AAAAAAAABN4/udxjvLdpaIQ4sdm42MrdyDicgEQh57-Xw/s320/low-adsense-earnings.png[/img]

16. They go back to Google and the gurus to learn about “How to Optimize Adsense earnings”. Click Here to learn how to place ads below the post title automatically and earn more!.

17. Decision Time: Now is where they say, “Two things are involved”, Blessed are those who understand this stage for they shall earn well.
For others, you start seeing the signpost, “Adsense for Sale with $15 inside”, that means another blog about to be buried.

If you had experienced any of this, tell us how you overcame it and lessons learnt.

Source: ityunit.com/blogging

Na wetin suit am, he should remain outside the kitchen and comment since he cannot stand the heat inside

Just because one small girl turn into overnight temporary celebrity with a 50k hair post, she wan copy

Nigerians and copy copy

Have you read this comprehensive guide?
http://www.ityunit.com/2015/04/guide-and-points-to-consider-when.html

If you are going to use it for graphic or heavy 3D games, don't ever go for celeron

Good, you mean you successfully turn that man into a clown

You would have many clients on my street

Lol, see this one
Almost all your apps and even your Android OS is getting all info about you for some developer. What do you think fund all the free apps you download? Your data is the currency. Oya return back to Nokia 3310

No, I would rather use it responsibly to build a healthy relationship

Tomorrow APC will be ranting of 16 years of PDP rot while dinning with the father of 8 of the 16 years.

They are all the same

ghostofsparta:
Truth is. . . I DON'T WEED because when I twice experimented with Canabis, it made me hallucinate like sh1t for a long time, guess why? Because I realized perhaps I am already high by default. So nothing is clearing off by morning, have you any answer to the question ?

This is more serious than I thought

I will build a very big monument in his name with part of the money

Promise me you will send me a copy, I will tell you how

Just go to sleep, the weed will wear off before you wake up tomorrow

Is she married?

Imagine people fighting over a pix of egusi while I'm still moving the car at 50 meters per hour at a filling station queue

Good

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