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You may have probably watched too much porn back then, those images are in your subconscious memory and requires little trigger to come out.

To fight, actively tell yourself that those images are wrong, hold a sword and swing it at any of the characters in your imagination or dreams. Killing them with sword instead of trying to hold down or divert the thoughts works for me, just try it.
Sometimes practical exercises are better than praying and casting

Let me help you bro

And what if she is not a virgin?
And give occasions of speech against her, and bring up an evil name upon her, and say, I took this woman, and when I came to her, I found her not a maid: Deut 22

You take a girl home thinking she is a virgin, when you go down there, you found out that she is not, the punishment was to stone her but since we are under grace, we just let the girl go, but if a virgin, that chapter says, you go to the Father's and do what you are supposed to do.

The previous chapter also talks about taking a girl home and later found out that you have no delight in her after the sex, read up

notoriousbabe:
My body dey do me like say I don get belle

Who gave you belle? Definitely #notoursenatepresident

Government of propaganda
No wonder Ministry of information is getting more than Ministry of Education

If you can still login to the blog, just go to settings and add the new email as author, then login from thenew eemail, accept the invitation, then go back to the main blog account and you will see the new account, you then elevate the new email from author to admin.

Open blogger from the new email and continue blogging

Never forget, as much as you can, to include the image title and alt text when posting your imag.

I alalways use exif cleaner then rename and move it to corel paint to add another background image or text and viola, I have my original image. That takes time though but from search results, it's worth all the efforts

Some times I use print screen then paste it in corel, corel gives a better output that Ms paint

nenergy:
Nice. Thanks! Please how do you change permalinks and remove dates?

If you are on Blogger, there is a permalink option by the right side, go there and change from auto, then type your preferred url

I really don't go with you on the ranking of WP above Blogger.
WP is a bit easy cos you have a plug-in that handles it for you but Blogger will always get higher if you know how to fix your meta tags and search settings, also google bots finds it easier to crawl Blogger if only you got the meta tags right.

That's why blogs like www.ityunit.com which is on Blogger (and will always be) ranks higher

But it is true

Wetin dey pain me pass is that after ranting about 16 years of misrule, the same Buhari is having series of meeting and taking advice from Obasanjo the chief navigator of 8 out of the 16 years and recently, he referred to Obasanjo as the wisest man in Nigeria during his birthday. I don't understand

If Obasanjo had stopped governance to fight years of military corruption and looted funds, will we have achieved the little we achieved?

If the question was "is it alright for a girl to mmmmmm too often? ", I would say no

BTW, tell your 'friend' that I like her profile pix

If some of you here were politically active or read about the political scene between 1983 - 1985, you would never imagined that Nigerians could vote for Buhari again after the hardship that was experienced as well as the celebration and relief that greeted the coup that brought IBB to power.

Buhari was completely written off in the Nigeria political landscape. If he could come back then GEJ has a chance.

But my surprise is, why are these Muslim bodies not complaining about the northern rulers that commandeered our Commonwealth and left the north very improvised, if Goodluck were to go after Yar'adua wife for the daylight looting when the husband was away, he would never have achieved half of what he achieved.

I hope it would not be like the case of Akwa Ibom where almost all the low cost housing Estates originally developed for workers have been commandeered by politicians. Some of them even buying up to 4 plots then go ahead to destroy the already built apartments to erect their mansions

This one you are placing it on top Bible, are you sure everything is okay?

Place it on the ground and switch it on let me see before I name my price

No, no, no don't do that

Just enter with confidence and do your best, when you are through, jokingly tell her, "do you know that was my first time".
Look at that priceless once-in-a-lifetime look on her face, she might do all those 'it is a lie girl stunt', don't try to convince or argue about it, just tell her she was wonderful and would never forget her for being the first (we always forget anyway but just say it with all sincerity and then silently say to yourself, so help me God).

Son, there's a life outside of nairaland, the real life
Spend more time there

PrimeMeso:
None

Let's start from number 5 dear

cassieblake:
You are very silly
Well sha you said not all girls

You could have just said, "I'm guilty" we would understand instead of the abuse

Instead of them to stand with Buhari, they are fighting

Best and fastest way, find a good comments exchange group and be active

People are more inclined to comment if they see one or two comments already there

Click my signature and contact me if you are interested in the group

Meanwhile, read this and crack up: https://www.nairaland.com/2617683/lamentations-nigerian-tech-blogger

Yeah

That is why most Nigerians will prefer the story of a bread seller who baba god pick her call, to a graduate would notch 5 point through discipline, hardwork and determination.

We are just too lazy to go to the fundamental and think our way up to the solution, we are just too use to patch things and solve temporary problems as we go.

The truth is that on that thread, no one really believe that it is a problem that can be solved, so they hand it over to God and get on with their lives like it can never happen to them or anyone close to them

Another babymama loading

And to think that our representatives from the south allow this to happen

Tomorrow there will be more goods going to North and we in the south will be shouting north north

*Lagos-Calabar N60 billion coastal railway removed
*Idu-Kaduna rail line cut by N8.7 billion
*Major federal roads slashed
*Polio eradication, essential drugs for HIV/AIDS expunged
*Agric/water resources re-allocated to constituency projects

President Muhammadu Buhari appears set to return the 2016 Budget to the National Assembly to rework because what the lawmakers sent to him on Thursday  for assent, according to Presidency sources, fell below his expectations. By implication, Buhari will not sign the Appropriation Bill into law, as earlier planned, before jetting out of the country this weekend to China for economic and business deals for Nigeria.

The sources confirmed to  Sunday  Vanguard that the President felt disappointed that provisions for major national projects and programmes that could turn around the economy were either outrightly removed or funds for them ridiculously slashed by the lawmakers. It will be  recalled that, in a bid to urgently assent to the bill, which was transmitted to him on  Thursday, the Presidency had convened an emergency Federal Executive Council (FEC) meeting  on Friday  where the document was distributed to Ministers to review as it affected  their respective ministries, departments and agencies. At the review meeting presided over by Vice President Yemi Osinbajo, who is the Head of the Economic Team, it was discovered that many strategic projects were either removed or provisions made for them significantly slashed to the point that made a mockery of the projects.

Among the key projects removed from the budget by the lawmakers are the all-important Calabar-Lagos coastal rail line for which Buhari had made a provision of N60 billion in the 2016 estimates. Incidentally, the railway project is one of the key issues taking Buhari to China. While that was removed, the lawmakers left the Kano/Lagos railway project untouched but also went ahead to reduce the amount set aside for the completion of the Idu/Kaduna railway project, which has reached an advanced stage of completion, by N8.7 billion.

A top government official, who  was privy to the fiscal document, summed the discoveries in the budget that shocked Buhari this way: “At the meeting, it was noticed that some very key aspects of the budget, which have to do with government’s core infrastructural focus, were removed. One of the projects is the subject of the President’s trip to China – the Lagos/ Calabar coastal railway project  –  for which a counterpart funding of N60bn was  provided,  but which was completely removed by the National Assembly. “The executive  is working on  two major rail arteries, among other rail projects,  to service the northern and eastern parts of the country  – the  Lagos/Kano line and the  Calabar/Lagos line. While the Lagos-Kano provision was left untouched, the Calabar/ Lagos  line was removed. The projects are to be funded  jointly by governments of China and Nigeria. It is one of the main reasons  for the President’s scheduled trip to China. “Also, the amount proposed for the completion of the Idu/Kaduna rail project which has reached an advanced stage, was reduced by N8.7bn, a development which will make it difficult for the project to be completed”.

The source added that another fundamental area noticed in the document was the completion of on-going road projects. It was learnt that while the executive had provided for the completion of all major road projects across the country, the National Assembly reduced the amounts provided and instead included new roads which studies have not even been conducted. The source lamented: “The amounts provided by the National Assembly for the projects can neither complete the on-going road projects nor the new ones proposed. At the end of the year, no progress would have been made”.

According to the source, a top Presidency official, allocations for the purchase of essential drugs for major health campaigns like polio and AIDS for which the store is fast depleting, were removed and the amounts allocated to provision of ambulance, which the health ministry did not ask for. “It was also observed that certain provisions made in the areas of agriculture and water resources to further the Federal Government’s diversification project were either removed or reduced while the funds were moved to provisions of rural health facilities  and boreholes, for which provisions have been made elsewhere,” the official said. “The President is desirous of signing the Bill into law so that implementation of the provisions could begin in earnest for the benefit of the people. That is why the moment he received the document on Thursday, a meeting was convened for Friday to immediately start work on it”, the source concluded.

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/04/missing-projects-buhari-return-2016-budget-nass/

Yeah, it's too low, get it to 20%, what about our telecoms tax, when are we going to start paying tax to make calls

I saw this story in 2009, is the girl still there?

successincentiv:
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Wetin Buhari know about details of a budget, let the professional (VP) handle that while he fights kwaruption and prepare for the next available flight to China