₦airaland Forum

Nah, if it was 2 weeks I would have say you are in hot soup

The first 500 was for ground testing

I think Buhari was preparing for tribunal and inciting almirijis? instead of to be sworn in. The victory took him by surprise

Can they survive the Reapers?

Rrankdonga:
Dear Dr Goodluck Jonathan.
Sir, while you have gone.

1.) Those who accused you of cluelessnesss are today taking selfies at the Auto plants and with Made in Nigeria vehicles a dividend of your auto policy.

2.) Those who insulted you and insisted that the Petroleum subsidy program was a scam just approved a 0.5 Trillion naira subsidy scam payment.

3.) The Professor who claimed your successor will definitely bring fuel pump to = N40 have suddenly gone deaf and dumb while fuel prize is currently cruising around 600 naira in some cities.

4.) Those who claimed you were heading to Chad to plan more attacks on us were the first to visit Chad after you left.

5.) Your agricultural policies which yielded a lot of dividend is the next achievement your adversaries are planning to appropriate to themselves.

6.) When the Treasury Single Account was been hailed as a super invention they concealed your name and in scripted theirs, immediately it had little issues they dumped it on you, tomorrow they will claim IPPIS.

7.) They said you lacked the political will to fight insurgency yet most if not all the LGA'S you reclaimed and handed over to them have been lost with unimaginable loss of lives.

8.) Those who claimed the presidential Air fleet was too large and a complete waste of resources have spent over 5 billion naira in just 6 months fuelling the fleet and junketing from one continent to another without any thing to show for it.

8.) You said your ambition was not worth the blood of a single Nigerian you proved it by your actions.

9.) The first female Cadets of the NDA are grateful.

10.) The First set of students from the 11 new federal universities who are now in 400 level are grateful.

11.) The first Sets of students from the University of Petroleum are grateful.

12.) The First sets of Nigerian Pilots trained abroad are Grateful.

13.) The Recipients of the Presidential scholarship scheme for first class students which was recently suspended by our change agents are grateful

14.) The recipients of the Youwwin programme and the Youwwin for women are grateful

15.);The beneficiaries of the innovation in fertiliser distribution will never forget you.
16.) The 1000 Beneficiaries of the TETFUND scholarships for Lecturers in Nigerian Universities are grateful

17.) The generations that will access information via the freedom of information act (FOI) will see your signature

18.) The Millions of Almajiri pupils across Nigeria who benefited from you milk of kindness will live to testify it.

19.) Those who ply the Abuja - Lokoja Benin road will remain thankful

20.) NYSC Members who will benefit and those who have benefited from the increased of allowances from =N= 8216 to =N= 19800 are grateful.

21.) those who benefited from 6000 minimum wage to 18000 minimum wage will forever remain grateful

May heaven and History be kind to you today and Always

You are Still the Best President so far.

God bless GEJ.
Credit;- wailingwailer00

Why you forget my constituency. SureP GIS, while APC Senators are opposing the promised 5k and their Baba had deny any of those scam promises, we are still getting our 30k and gathering internship experience.

God bless GEJ

Always the females

This is how they start before you come hear "Madam cuts housegirl brrasst, woman put pepper into the v of maid, Madam carry housegirl to fan her for 2 hours in salon"

If this is the change, when will it end?

But we still have not forgiven Ndigbo for the oppression during the short period and trying to change our names and the names of our towns

But Basketmouth is married, is she?

I wonder what you will learn about the resurrection

Get a tweak and dump their Internet

Have you heard of the 13 computers? They control the Internet and they are in America

What if you don't have any wifi connection to connect to?

I will pass

sinaj:
M married
Xo it's raw all the way

K but child spacing nkor?

sinaj:
D posters above sha

Does it really matter the type/brand of condoms used on you?

Asapcymg:
Am 23 in need of. House job

No need to go, she said she's pregnant

ipledge10:
Chaii...dz episode 8

Mehn Dembe is really loyal

In Red's voice "he's more than an associate"

Very possible

Not convincing

Every guy's dream. A beautiful friend with benefits
Though it is always awkward when you know that she is being bleeped at that very moment by another bro

How much is the one with MTK processor

First? How about Heritage Bank that was once a regional bank

Your client has done a fast one on you not UBA, get the police involved

Gather with which fuel?

Carter don come old like this?
I remember the last time we meet, he was still very vibrant with less wrinkles

How about accidental discharge

kushstalin:
how much

16500 + 1k delivery

You mean Akwa Ibom government people abi, cos an average man on the street does not even feel part of some dakk stuff, just for government contractors

Just got the m2 mini from konga for a client.

Nice phone

holyFRED:
How many Soludo's do we have in Nigeria?


Okay we have one on Nairaland and he's on front page saying the opposite of this thread

That must have been Chukwuma Soludo before the selection of ministers, this is Charles Soludo after the swearing in of ministers