₦airaland Forum

Gaidenk:
My elder sis is just two years older than me and she finished secondary school at 14. She had double promotion twice and my parents rejected the 3rd attempt. So know not everyone follows "the convention",and before you question the school system, her primary education was in the early 90's in from a school who's staff was mostly ghanians,liberians,Europeans and a handful of Nigerians. I even wrote and passed my entrance exams from primary 4 and got enrolled in secondary school to try and bridge the gap btw me and her and still couldn't catch up. So son,its very possible.

Okay, understood pop

End time daughters

Seun did answer a question like this in 2007, wait let me dig it up

Ever still SKINNY

You should have completed the bullshiit by threatening us to type Amen or the same thing will happen to our relatives and friends

madridguy:
PDP is worst than CANCER.

Yeah and the same PDP that created the Subsidy fraud is visiting Buhari every time Buhari visit Nigeria to give him advice.

Obasanjo + Atiku created subsidy, both of them are in APC now

Every location in Nigeria has its unique postcode, the area I am in PH has postal code : 560102
Go to http://www.nigeriapostcodes.com/ and confirm the specific code for your location

Noted

Youngzedd:
Marketing strategy, don't be surprised that only 5 pcs was sold at that price.

Yeah, limited stock, that is the idea
At least it was sold

If I had seen this post in May, iI would have thought they are referring to Nigeria

paramedic:
[b]THIS IS THE CHANGE WE CLAMOUR FOR!!!!

CHANGE, THE TANZANIAN WAY
"UPDATES FROM TANZANIA POST ELECTION ACTIVITIES
Last weekend they were opening parliament and there was a state dinner planned for all guests that was going to cost about 300m. President Magulufi cut the budget to 25m and ordered that the rest be taken to buy hospital beds for Muhimbili. They got 300 beds and
mattresses and 600 bedsheets from that money.

On 23rd Nov 2015 he announced that there will be no official ceremonies for Independence Day on 9th December, the money is to be used for more pressing issues and the day should instead be spent cleaning up our environment.

On Saturday 21st Nov 2015 a group of 50 people were about to set off for a tour of commonwealth countries (don’t know for what) but President Magulufi cut that list down to 4 people, saving government 600m in tickets, accommodation and per diems.

No more foreign travel, embassies will take care; if it’s necessary to go, special permission must be sought from him or Chief Secretary.

No more 1st class and business class travel for all officials except President, Vice, and Prime
Minister.No more workshops and seminars in expensive hotels when there are so many ministry board rooms available.

President Magulufi asked how come engineers are given V8s when a pick-up is more suitable for their jobs. No more sitting allowances. How the hell are you paid allowance for a job which you have a monthly salary? That also applies to MP’s.

President Magulufi has literally pressed the reset button; returning Tanzania to default factory settings, because that was the TZ Nyerere left us with.

On the day after he was brought to power, in the morning as State House officials were showing him round he decided to take a walk to ministry of finance, told them to get their act together, asked why some employees weren’t in office (ever since then the traffic jam in mornings has become worse) and ordered TRA to scrap all tax exemptions, everyone must pay taxes especially the big guys.

President Magulufi went to Muhimbili Hospital unannounced and walked through the worst parts that they keep hiding from important visitors. He fired the director, fired the hospital board and ordered that all machines that weren’t working (so that people go to private hospitals owned by some doctors) to be repaired within 2 weeks otherwise he fires even the new director; the machines were repaired in 3 days.

Finally, last week when going to officially open parliament President Magulufi didn’t go by plane, drove the whole 600km from Dar to Dodoma.

President Magulufi has reduced the size of the presidential convoy, even reduced the size of
presidential delegation that travels with him
President Magulufi chose a Prime Minister we haven’t heard of before, a guy with reputation for hard work and no corruption. All the big guys we expected could be PM have been let wondering what hit them. His motto is: Hapa Kazi Tu.
After President Magulufi visited ministry of finance and Muhimbii Hospital without announcing, it is said the ports, (most corrupt, delaying, thieving officials) were all of a sudden the most efficient place. No loads are missing, things are done quickly and that habit of forcing for a bribe so that your container is released is no more.
Oh, they say when he was confirmed as winner people started congratulating him and wanting
to bring gifts to his place he turned them back, saying he will receive all congrats over the phone, nobody should visit him.

All individuals/firms that bought state companies that were privatized but haven’t done anything (20yrs later) are to either revive the industries immediately or hand them back to the government.”[/b]

Greekgoddess:
Op u still dey here dey open thread while me i don dey trek dey go Cameroon like dis

Hey let me join you so that anytime we are tired along the way, we can *some text missing*

Igbo Elders should as a matter of urgency look into the bride price issue. It is getting out of hand

Be your own boss and solve the problem

When is the International Day of Solidarity with the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB)?

It means you know nothing about Black Friday, the western world shops that they are copying do sell at crazy prices. It is once a year and the benefits of the awareness covers any temporary loss in the long run.

Someone with a fast finger bought Infinixh Hot 2 for about 9k

The only girl I can treat like a queen is my wife, the rest are just for the highest bidder.
Me being with her at that moment as the highest bidder does not mean someone else would not place a higher bid and there she goes. Pure waste of time to keep a gf

Minimum age to finish sec school should be 16 no matter how brilliant you are.
If the kids ever goes into federal Universities, they will have psychological issues when mixing with older, bolder, more intimidating peer group.

Best for these set is to push them into the private University where they will still be in controlled territory and focus on their academics though these set can never compete in the real world with the ones who have passed through the necessary levels of human physiological development

This man suppose relax ffirst, already the state Assembly are against Bello, him for just cool down enter the office then start plotting for impeachment

klassiquette:
You've finally learnt the humility code.. Nice

I think he deserves a round for that

Just when I was thinking about someone saying that Innosson sounds local and Igbotic, I wonder what he will say about Kantanka Omama

You dey masturbate then you come be gay, find way sleep with your sister to secure your self-contained apartment for hellfire

If I have any car that comes with anything remote, that will be the first thing I would disabled.
I want to be in full control of my vehicle, if dem thief am, I will manually find the thief.

The first thing I disabled on my newly installed Windows 10 was cortana, I mean what are you learning my habits for?
I would never own an apple product that every key stroke is sent to servers in US

The situation of the ministers is pathetic.
There are only 3 ministers in Nigeria, Fashola, Ameachi and others, and the others are regarded as noisemakers by the president and has directed the respective permanent secretaries to report to him instead.

She should be taking care of her children

Why do Camry consume less fuel than Prado?

When she was receiving the caring why she go know where the money is from

I don't think APC were really prepared for what they are seeing.
Buhari will be surprised when he doesn't see any of his tactics worked

Mr Poster, are you a member of APC? Cos your lies are shocking

Just when we thought we know all the tricks, another one pop up.

Transparent breast lift for fallen angels? This one is very likely to pass our Poolside test without detection

We already have it on Telegram since 1867
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That is why I am so straight forward
I tell you, I can't be your friend, simple and they just go
Only one nairalander dey vex me , I tell am "I can't be just your friend either lover or leave", she just dey laugh me dey say "Oya come chop nah make I see"

Response how?
She don go nah, na to fish another fish.
We are not stingy, we treat them fine, take what we want and pass it around