₦airaland Forum

The only girl I can treat like a queen is my wife, the rest are just for the highest bidder.
Me being with her at that moment as the highest bidder does not mean someone else would not place a higher bid and there she goes. Pure waste of time to keep a gf

Minimum age to finish sec school should be 16 no matter how brilliant you are.
If the kids ever goes into federal Universities, they will have psychological issues when mixing with older, bolder, more intimidating peer group.

Best for these set is to push them into the private University where they will still be in controlled territory and focus on their academics though these set can never compete in the real world with the ones who have passed through the necessary levels of human physiological development

This man suppose relax ffirst, already the state Assembly are against Bello, him for just cool down enter the office then start plotting for impeachment

klassiquette:
You've finally learnt the humility code.. Nice

I think he deserves a round for that

Just when I was thinking about someone saying that Innosson sounds local and Igbotic, I wonder what he will say about Kantanka Omama

You dey masturbate then you come be gay, find way sleep with your sister to secure your self-contained apartment for hellfire

If I have any car that comes with anything remote, that will be the first thing I would disabled.
I want to be in full control of my vehicle, if dem thief am, I will manually find the thief.

The first thing I disabled on my newly installed Windows 10 was cortana, I mean what are you learning my habits for?
I would never own an apple product that every key stroke is sent to servers in US

The situation of the ministers is pathetic.
There are only 3 ministers in Nigeria, Fashola, Ameachi and others, and the others are regarded as noisemakers by the president and has directed the respective permanent secretaries to report to him instead.

She should be taking care of her children

Why do Camry consume less fuel than Prado?

When she was receiving the caring why she go know where the money is from

I don't think APC were really prepared for what they are seeing.
Buhari will be surprised when he doesn't see any of his tactics worked

Mr Poster, are you a member of APC? Cos your lies are shocking

Just when we thought we know all the tricks, another one pop up.

Transparent breast lift for fallen angels? This one is very likely to pass our Poolside test without detection

We already have it on Telegram since 1867
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That is why I am so straight forward
I tell you, I can't be your friend, simple and they just go
Only one nairalander dey vex me , I tell am "I can't be just your friend either lover or leave", she just dey laugh me dey say "Oya come chop nah make I see"

Response how?
She don go nah, na to fish another fish.
We are not stingy, we treat them fine, take what we want and pass it around

Nah, if it was 2 weeks I would have say you are in hot soup

The first 500 was for ground testing

I think Buhari was preparing for tribunal and inciting almirijis? instead of to be sworn in. The victory took him by surprise

Can they survive the Reapers?

Rrankdonga:
Dear Dr Goodluck Jonathan.
Sir, while you have gone.

1.) Those who accused you of cluelessnesss are today taking selfies at the Auto plants and with Made in Nigeria vehicles a dividend of your auto policy.

2.) Those who insulted you and insisted that the Petroleum subsidy program was a scam just approved a 0.5 Trillion naira subsidy scam payment.

3.) The Professor who claimed your successor will definitely bring fuel pump to = N40 have suddenly gone deaf and dumb while fuel prize is currently cruising around 600 naira in some cities.

4.) Those who claimed you were heading to Chad to plan more attacks on us were the first to visit Chad after you left.

5.) Your agricultural policies which yielded a lot of dividend is the next achievement your adversaries are planning to appropriate to themselves.

6.) When the Treasury Single Account was been hailed as a super invention they concealed your name and in scripted theirs, immediately it had little issues they dumped it on you, tomorrow they will claim IPPIS.

7.) They said you lacked the political will to fight insurgency yet most if not all the LGA'S you reclaimed and handed over to them have been lost with unimaginable loss of lives.

8.) Those who claimed the presidential Air fleet was too large and a complete waste of resources have spent over 5 billion naira in just 6 months fuelling the fleet and junketing from one continent to another without any thing to show for it.

8.) You said your ambition was not worth the blood of a single Nigerian you proved it by your actions.

9.) The first female Cadets of the NDA are grateful.

10.) The First set of students from the 11 new federal universities who are now in 400 level are grateful.

11.) The first Sets of students from the University of Petroleum are grateful.

12.) The First sets of Nigerian Pilots trained abroad are Grateful.

13.) The Recipients of the Presidential scholarship scheme for first class students which was recently suspended by our change agents are grateful

14.) The recipients of the Youwwin programme and the Youwwin for women are grateful

15.);The beneficiaries of the innovation in fertiliser distribution will never forget you.
16.) The 1000 Beneficiaries of the TETFUND scholarships for Lecturers in Nigerian Universities are grateful

17.) The generations that will access information via the freedom of information act (FOI) will see your signature

18.) The Millions of Almajiri pupils across Nigeria who benefited from you milk of kindness will live to testify it.

19.) Those who ply the Abuja - Lokoja Benin road will remain thankful

20.) NYSC Members who will benefit and those who have benefited from the increased of allowances from =N= 8216 to =N= 19800 are grateful.

21.) those who benefited from 6000 minimum wage to 18000 minimum wage will forever remain grateful

May heaven and History be kind to you today and Always

You are Still the Best President so far.

God bless GEJ.
Credit;- wailingwailer00

Why you forget my constituency. SureP GIS, while APC Senators are opposing the promised 5k and their Baba had deny any of those scam promises, we are still getting our 30k and gathering internship experience.

God bless GEJ

Always the females

This is how they start before you come hear "Madam cuts housegirl brrasst, woman put pepper into the v of maid, Madam carry housegirl to fan her for 2 hours in salon"

If this is the change, when will it end?

But we still have not forgiven Ndigbo for the oppression during the short period and trying to change our names and the names of our towns

But Basketmouth is married, is she?

I wonder what you will learn about the resurrection

Get a tweak and dump their Internet

Have you heard of the 13 computers? They control the Internet and they are in America

What if you don't have any wifi connection to connect to?

I will pass