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I would leave for $100m

I can't believe this is happening in Nigeria,
You mean police arrested robbers when they were operating and they will be charged to court within 72 hours?

Normally, na to parade suspects dem don beat for over a week after they were picked from their homes and thereafter dump them in Awaiting Trial cells

Basket mouth don come again o

crazysaint:
Who are you among the three ladiez ?
Lovely pix though..

But no matter how classy a girl look, there's something fishy smelling down there... you know what I mean.


I de sleep sef

How can fish be smelling in a Poolside, you sef

Uyo training rounding up

Music

Which of them be Tinubu?

This is embarrassing

Lol

You think say Naija girls send for all those signs?
As long as the "caring" is guaranteed, they will still hang around hoping that you will change.

Once again lol to Naija girls

APC

Stop wearing jeans trousers

Which day she go do child dedication

The worst kind of friendzoning is when you tell her that you love her, she start laughing and say, "ITy abeg change topic"
You say you go rape am one day, she say "rape fire! You wan sleep for cell abi?
I ask," you for get mind to call police for me?", she reply, "you for get mind rape me?

I say please leave, my gf is coming, she say" When she come I go leave "

I say I no go subscribe again for startimes for her to watch, she say she go dey bring home movies cds to watch.

I think say na only me though I experienced it only on UC browser, other browsers both pc and mobile were ok.

UC started accessing the frontpage today after about 2 weeks

Gaidenk:
My elder sis is just two years older than me and she finished secondary school at 14. She had double promotion twice and my parents rejected the 3rd attempt. So know not everyone follows "the convention",and before you question the school system, her primary education was in the early 90's in from a school who's staff was mostly ghanians,liberians,Europeans and a handful of Nigerians. I even wrote and passed my entrance exams from primary 4 and got enrolled in secondary school to try and bridge the gap btw me and her and still couldn't catch up. So son,its very possible.

Okay, understood pop

End time daughters

Seun did answer a question like this in 2007, wait let me dig it up

Ever still SKINNY

You should have completed the bullshiit by threatening us to type Amen or the same thing will happen to our relatives and friends

madridguy:
PDP is worst than CANCER.

Yeah and the same PDP that created the Subsidy fraud is visiting Buhari every time Buhari visit Nigeria to give him advice.

Obasanjo + Atiku created subsidy, both of them are in APC now

Every location in Nigeria has its unique postcode, the area I am in PH has postal code : 560102
Go to http://www.nigeriapostcodes.com/ and confirm the specific code for your location

Noted

Youngzedd:
Marketing strategy, don't be surprised that only 5 pcs was sold at that price.

Yeah, limited stock, that is the idea
At least it was sold

If I had seen this post in May, iI would have thought they are referring to Nigeria

paramedic:
[b]THIS IS THE CHANGE WE CLAMOUR FOR!!!!

CHANGE, THE TANZANIAN WAY
"UPDATES FROM TANZANIA POST ELECTION ACTIVITIES
Last weekend they were opening parliament and there was a state dinner planned for all guests that was going to cost about 300m. President Magulufi cut the budget to 25m and ordered that the rest be taken to buy hospital beds for Muhimbili. They got 300 beds and
mattresses and 600 bedsheets from that money.

On 23rd Nov 2015 he announced that there will be no official ceremonies for Independence Day on 9th December, the money is to be used for more pressing issues and the day should instead be spent cleaning up our environment.

On Saturday 21st Nov 2015 a group of 50 people were about to set off for a tour of commonwealth countries (don’t know for what) but President Magulufi cut that list down to 4 people, saving government 600m in tickets, accommodation and per diems.

No more foreign travel, embassies will take care; if it’s necessary to go, special permission must be sought from him or Chief Secretary.

No more 1st class and business class travel for all officials except President, Vice, and Prime
Minister.No more workshops and seminars in expensive hotels when there are so many ministry board rooms available.

President Magulufi asked how come engineers are given V8s when a pick-up is more suitable for their jobs. No more sitting allowances. How the hell are you paid allowance for a job which you have a monthly salary? That also applies to MP’s.

President Magulufi has literally pressed the reset button; returning Tanzania to default factory settings, because that was the TZ Nyerere left us with.

On the day after he was brought to power, in the morning as State House officials were showing him round he decided to take a walk to ministry of finance, told them to get their act together, asked why some employees weren’t in office (ever since then the traffic jam in mornings has become worse) and ordered TRA to scrap all tax exemptions, everyone must pay taxes especially the big guys.

President Magulufi went to Muhimbili Hospital unannounced and walked through the worst parts that they keep hiding from important visitors. He fired the director, fired the hospital board and ordered that all machines that weren’t working (so that people go to private hospitals owned by some doctors) to be repaired within 2 weeks otherwise he fires even the new director; the machines were repaired in 3 days.

Finally, last week when going to officially open parliament President Magulufi didn’t go by plane, drove the whole 600km from Dar to Dodoma.

President Magulufi has reduced the size of the presidential convoy, even reduced the size of
presidential delegation that travels with him
President Magulufi chose a Prime Minister we haven’t heard of before, a guy with reputation for hard work and no corruption. All the big guys we expected could be PM have been let wondering what hit them. His motto is: Hapa Kazi Tu.
After President Magulufi visited ministry of finance and Muhimbii Hospital without announcing, it is said the ports, (most corrupt, delaying, thieving officials) were all of a sudden the most efficient place. No loads are missing, things are done quickly and that habit of forcing for a bribe so that your container is released is no more.
Oh, they say when he was confirmed as winner people started congratulating him and wanting
to bring gifts to his place he turned them back, saying he will receive all congrats over the phone, nobody should visit him.

All individuals/firms that bought state companies that were privatized but haven’t done anything (20yrs later) are to either revive the industries immediately or hand them back to the government.”[/b]

Greekgoddess:
Op u still dey here dey open thread while me i don dey trek dey go Cameroon like dis

Hey let me join you so that anytime we are tired along the way, we can *some text missing*

Igbo Elders should as a matter of urgency look into the bride price issue. It is getting out of hand

Be your own boss and solve the problem

When is the International Day of Solidarity with the Indigenous People of Biafra (IPOB)?

It means you know nothing about Black Friday, the western world shops that they are copying do sell at crazy prices. It is once a year and the benefits of the awareness covers any temporary loss in the long run.

Someone with a fast finger bought Infinixh Hot 2 for about 9k