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nigerdeltaa:
send a text message to mr b with another line. inform him when the sister comes around again

Yeah, set them up with the brother.

If it were another person I wouldn't say anything since the girl dey carry am come but Mr A has betrayed the trust and goodwill of the parent of B&J and for that reason alone he is guilty and should be exposed

50calibre:
every growing girl will masturb*ate at some point, it's just nature & failure to acknowledge this means you're not fit to be a parent.

Sarimah, is this true?

AndreRose:
What was her look after you called her name? Was it someone that was caught in the act look or just a normal "oops my nephew saw me scratching my vagina look"?
She's your niece talk to her too.

Sarimah:
don't tell her mum yet ...why not talk to her first?wat was her reaction when she saw u?

I wonder o, you just saw what hundreds of other sec school girls are doing and instead of cautioning her you stand there like mumu.

Report to her mum, highest is for her to beat the girl and after that the girl finds more convenient means to carry on without being caught

Use am like that

I hate iPad photographers

Reminds me of naija eyez. WordPress dey sha

missjenna:
There is one thing that most Nigerians are guilty of and that is always looking for a way to blame their predicaments on black magic
Op sorry to say but I think you are one of these people

Have you tried asking yourself why he left you for another woman? Definitely there must be something that you must be doing wrong.

What is he saying to his people that he is using in poisoning their mind towards you. I think you should consider these things. Perhaps that's why he left.

Its a pity you were treated like this but I feel its carelessness on your part a bit because I think you should have noticed some signs.

Sorry op, I hope you find true love
Thanks and God bless

Sudden change in behavior and instant hatred for someone you have been with for 5 years without making efforts to explain why or what she is not doing really calls for concern.

On a very serious note I told someone last year that if I ever come home one day and start hating things or people I previously loved, she should take me to a prayer house. There was this girl at the workplace that usually brought food and most times it was irresistible, then she started coming closer, that was when I had to tell someone to watch out for me.

Okay nah

Meanwhile somewhere in a certain PDP state
This road is in the village far away from the state capital

beinstein:
Get yourself a new phone bro.
This time make sure you avoid any device with TECNO written on it.

So if it had Samsung on the body and fell into the water, it would still be okay right?
Why are you trying so hard to prove that 21m Nigerians have mental problems

And his wife called in from UK that he needs some rest.
I hope this is not another Turai trailer.

Just for a few days visit, hundreds of party loyalists are trooping out to London to see him, is it a condolence visit or a get well visit.
Ordinary visit for a lecture would just be for a few days and supporters would be waiting to receive him back not trooping out to confirm if he is still breathing.

If he comes back, I can't imagine that massive party from the airport that APC would throw for him.

Sai Buhari for retirement

Following

[size=16pt] GEJ fought Ebola to standstill, Liberia acknowledged and requested for our support

GEJ implemented power reforms , South Africa acknowledged and requested for our support

Now GEJ is fighting Boko Haram to standstill, Egypt has acknowledged and requested for our support

Transparency International has acknowledged the progress made against corruption especially as it has been separated from stealing to make sure those stealing government money are jailed as thieves.

Only APC can't see all these cos they are busy lying and fooling themselves with Oluwole certificates, London interview in Abuja hotel, "I borrowed N27m but my wife donates N135m"

GEJ TILL 2019 n beyond [/size]

Joel3:
ok. I cant pay any addictional token.

14k last bro. you dont need to bring it to my doorstep. You just call and wait me at a popular bank near me. I will meet you up there. But if its later than 3days from now. that's wednesday then forget it.

Lol, bros na Jumia you dey drag price like this? Come give deadline join

Wow,

That girl in red blew it, so hilarious

In other news 21 million Nigerians have mental problems
Read more here
https://www.nairaland.com/2158027/21-million-nigerians-mental-problems

How do I lace APC office with Juju mbiam

Sexycleopatra:
My boyfriend isn't allowed to flirt with the Op. If I catch him eh. Wil starve him of sexxx for a year

The only commodity you use to survive on? Tell me another thing

I hope Hausa translators will be in attendance as well

If we had no federal character or Niger Delta was a country, we would have been both the richest and the best per capita income country in the world

I am a Beneficiary

With their boxers lol

They employ strong gatemen or drivers

NNPC and Total E&P

Get a lawyer

There is no lies anywhere even when she said that you are her first date. Because from the tone of the text, someone she didn't have any thing for force himself or tried to force himself on her and it would seems she was hurt and maybe heartbroken and possibly still having the hurt with her.

If you must tell her, start by reassuring her of your total love for her, personally I would ask her why she has kept that text of over a year old in her phone. If it was as a reminder of a bad experience, it's time to move on

Momma2:
Thanks y'll. What I was wearing is irrelevant(jean and a big top). I just had a baby 3weeks ago.
And I will tell my husband.

Keep us brief on your husband response, if I were him I would not take any confrontational step. I would just avoid and keep a close watch on the friend, if I have time, we plan together to set him up, either using recording devices or signal to step in when he wants to start something funny again

They understand themselves

One thing I have come to realise is that while most other tribes marry for love, Igbos marry mostly anyone who can take care of them and the love seems to grow after marriage. Apart from that, they are generally suspicious about other tribes, you can't say a word in another tongue that they won't ask 20 questions for explanation but they will flow in their tongue with their friends with no one raising an eyebrow.

Finally, to please their family especially Mumsy. Dare you marry a Yoruba woman when Mama had told you last Christmas to come home and marry, you go hear am

Only 24?
Make it a hundred.

The only law I know about handling girls (yeah girls not women) is "GIVE THEM MONEY"

A girl's only prayer is that the guy who gives her more money should not cheat on her and the rest of the 24 tales you wrote there.

You need proof? Ask Annie

chymystique:
@ d bolded, Just his asss?? Which part of his asss? Lol. His dickens nko?

No matter who is involved never play with the dickens. You can touch it, cuddle it, s**k it but never block it or kick it. The guy's village, his committee of friends and his descendants will never ever forgive you

Slimzjoe:
Op Pls I Have a Few questions....Av been In The Blackberry Family for a Long Time Now and I Just Joined the Android Train.....
The Fone Is 'Levono'
My 1st Time seeing The Product

My questions:
1) What is Rooting
2)What Are the Benefits
3)Can It Damage Your Device if Not Properly Done
4)Are There Any Requirements For Rooting?


Op Abeg I Need Answers To this questions

My dada Have Plait Finish Ontop Android Matter

Check here for everything you need

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Soon we go to start to read prepared interview and audio like Yar'Adua