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unite4real:
in fact if they want me to believe this crap; Taaaaaaaaaaaa!!

They wan make you know so that when you see your governor and president spending more money than they earned, you start asking questions instead of to say that na their time

Fornication is abusing sex by having sex with multiple partners just to fulfill your lust.

You dey collect something put for your body when you no know how e take come. I dey watch you.

Ever since the drones arrived to provide air cover, the military have been going deeper into the forest. I hope Boko saboteurs in the military do not crash the drone during operation.

Sai GEJ

seriousbabe:
I don't get anything for my boyfriend during valentine

He won't accept any gift from me

Friendzoned and LDR peeps need not apply

CrazyScientist:
If she buys you boxer and singlet, buy her face towel!

#BringBackOurElection

Add handkerchief there

izzieman:
1. First, call them into a room (one at a time) and ask each what they saw. It could be that they did not see everything.

2. If their description is different, supposing kid A. says Mommy had her mouth on Daddy's weenie, and B says Mommy was holding Daddy's Shlong in her hand, go with B and explain to them that Mommy was helping Daddy shave it.

3. If they both say it was the thing in the mouth, tell them it is not what they saw, when mommy shaves Daddy, it hurts sometimes and since she did not bring any shaving cream she was spitting on it so that Daddy does not hurt.

Of all the explanation, I believe this shaving story is the best cos for one they would not be able to imitate it as they don't have pubic hairs

drnoel:
?? Listen to u. The explanation is as simple as it comes.

Ur dad's peepee was peppering him. So mummy was blowing air on it to stop the pain.

And one day he will ask a girl in school or even his sister to blow his peepee cos it was peppering him

Una suppose upgrade.

What is really your profession, selling e-books or importation?

Who come go Ghana nah?

emmiesky:
Confused about that too. Choosed 2 tho.

If your height is 1.81m, you choose 1 in the m box and 81 in the cm box.

Chai babe,
That bastardd wey do you this kind thing eh, god go deal with am personally

Ndo eh, biko

The tipper spoil?

A quick critique

Andyblaze, is that you?

Children seeing their parents in missionary style is excusable (dad on top of mum nothing else) but seeing mum eating dad's thing is disturbing
How do you explain that?

Computer science student being jobless and sitting idle at home in 2015?
Regular salary job may be hard but small jobs to give you some cash and experience abound.
Don't you know how to install software, troubleshoot system, networking, Web design, app development.
See as I arrange am? Start from the easiest, installing software and work up. In the course of your small jobs (some may have to be for free) you will surely meet with people that will demand for your cv

That is what happens when you find love on 2go

iceberylin:
Something must kill a man,bro

An asss? Seriously

It is a sin, in fact that is why I had pulled down my profile pic so that ladies won't sin because of me

drwebs:
This topic should make Front Page, the issues discussed here are too serious to be relegated to the background. Who says GEJ is clueless? I've never seen any Nigerian President who loves Nigeria like Goodluck, he's indeed Goodluck to Nigeria. Nigeria needs to get it right this time around, no manipulation of elections, Jonathan made sure we had a Free and Fair Elections in 2011, he's still committed to doing that, let's all support him. Say NO to rigging of Elections by using underaged voters and foreigners, Say NO to Election Rigging by using cloned PVCs. Say NO to Febuhari and March4Goodluck

I think he is clueless.
For all these to happen all in the last one year and allow to flourish without his knowledge is serious.
Even when Goodluck talks about strengthening institutions and giving inec independence, there are checks and balances for every system and the presidency is the check for an independent body like INEC.
80% Muslim appointment for top position in a sensitive federal body like INEC under your administration? That is cluelessness.

Notwithstanding that
GEJ TILL APC PRESENTS A BETTER CANDIDATE

Seun, 5 years from today, someone would post a screenshot of this misleading thread and the fine print would be too small to read the contents. He will accept the misleading information as truth and posterity would judge you for allowing the misleading title to stay up.

Your thread will be closed in 3.....2.....1..... https://www.nairaland.com/1243015/game-thrones-discussion-no-spoilers/43

Una no even wait

The only language Buhari understand is COUP, KILL, BLOOD, KWORUPSION.

he doesnt even know which body is conducting election or his vice name

Last time he said there will be killings and violence when it happened, he denied it.
Now, God forbid, this his plot happens , hope he will not deny making the statement.

DSS where are you. #incitefullstatement