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These pictures are better than the ones on the front page.

Nice one

GEJ till 2019

Yeah, I noticed that as well, 80% of people I know who have a yahoo account had experience of internet since 2000+, but now every dick with a droid must have a Gmail account.

If I were to employ based on this, I will take those who are operating the two accounts cos (1) You probably have long experience of Technology and Internet (yahoo) and (2) You have evolved which means you are not afraid of trying new things and sticking to the best of the two situations

When Obama came and talked about strengthening our institutions, you clapped for him without understanding how it works.

A president set out policies and make sure all appendages of the government are sync in executing it.
The president should never be the Petroleum minister or Finance minister or any other. Those office are meant to get the policy outline and work out their implementation. If the president notice that the ministry or department is working outside the plan, that is when he steps in. He should never run the ministry.

Do you know anything about delegation of duties, do you know why the US Secretary of State is so powerful that he/she can be sent to talk with another Head of government?

You always open your mouth in wonder when you see democracy working in America but when it is implemented here, your decades of infused "Strong-man" mentality does not allow you to understand the very basic of true democratic government

The Sule Lamido that I know is planning ahead to 2019 when he wants to take over from Jonathan and he feel Obasanjo is the only person that can guarantee that.
Jonathan and his new breed of politicians are very unpredictable especially considering what happened in the primaries for many PDP warlords

Do you really need answers to these?

ayukdaboss:
You can either move that bus forward or backward, the sign on that bus represents backwardness no matter how much you want to twist it.

I told him to forget that you still would not understand him.

We take President Jonathan and Prof Ajienka for bringing Facebook to UNIPORT

My Uncle seems to agree with your Uncle on this

Adesiji77:
No, Union Bank used to be Barclays.

Alright, got that
Bank of West Africa › Standard Bank › First Bank

All the females above me are all suspects, see as dem rush to book space on this wichy wichy thread

I thought Barclay was First Bank?

Emeka71:
Please what is the code for migration to MTN super-saver+

abanicool:
pls,can u give me d code to suscribe it.thnx

*408# or text 408 to 131 to migrate to supersaver+

You can also try

MTN SmoothTalk Plus:

Flat rate of 15 kobo/second for calls ACROSS ALL local Networks after the first minute of the day at 40 kobo per second.
Free N300 airtime weekly to call 1 (one) registered special number on N200 recharge.
Free 10MB weekly on N100 recharge.
FREE Happy Hour calls to MTN numbers from 00.30am to 04:30 every day (including weekends) as long as you have minimum balance of N100 in your account at 00:30.

Dial *401# to migrate

Old movie

This is going to be a blockbuster
Booking my space

Meanwhile, Congrats on your new appointment at the presidency. Reno will now answer to you *lip sealed *

This is more like what I would have love to write but Aunty Ngozi can never write this.

wetindey11:
Did u mean d 25mb is only allowed for chat?

No but it won't last for any other thing. I'm talking about the very basic uses especially for people that have another device say tablet or iPad or laptop for browsing

If you are a heavy Internet user or facebooker you better get a subscription

MTN Supersaver+
(somehow same as smoothtalk)
40k/s for first minute then 15s to all networks.

Good for businessmen that make calls irrespective of network or location (like homezone) . N100 gets you 10+ minutes.
You also have 10 + 15 = 25mb every week in case your phone is just for chats

Email for a fresh match.
ultafuto
Thanks

puntersmind:
Notice: All those who have been bombarding my email for fresh match/Rematch, now is the time to send me your info. It's becoming increasingly difficult for me to pay attention to this forum, so I am gonna help match prospective interns for the LAST time. I will also Rematch the rest, as long as they provide company information for the rematch. SURE-P GIS has put a temporal stop on Matching/Rematching until fund is approved for it by the National Assembly. They can only continue paying interns that are already engaged in the scheme. I would however, conduct final Match/Rematch for interns in here. Instructions: 1. For a fresh matching, provide the company information for such matching (Company approvals is suspended for now). 2. For Rematch, provide the information of the company you were manually matched with at an internship fair venue. 3. Company information should be provided in this format: (i) Name of Company (ii) Address of Company (iii) Name, Phone Number and Position of a contact person in the company. 4. Approved hire limit of such company 5. Number of interns currently engaged with the company. Company information with interns data should be sent to my email address directly. If you have not had any email correspondence with me yet, then drop your email address and I will contact you. I will give you all a 5-day window to send me the required information.
For outstanding payments issue, ensure that your employer had filled and submitted the Outstanding payment sheet and followed the necessary steps of re-marking the time-sheets. If your employer has not done this yet, beseech him/her to do so, (Even though the 9th of February deadline has long passed) it would still be treated against February stipend payment. Stipends for January has been released today, so make sure your message settings is alright. Alert things.

Cheers Everyone.

Everything you mentioned there has its remedy and that is the beauty of Android. Full control to fire up your device or take it slow.

You can't compare old Nokia phone with just facility for phone calls and sms to a full flagged smartphone. So Picanto uses less fuel than than Highlander, so you will go for Picanto even if the two are for free.

If you really want your android to run as Nokia old phone then root it, greenify most programs, install a firewall and grant access to only opera mini and WhatsApp, set the network mode to 2g and watch your battery last you 3 days

Is it not what is on ground that is put on tv?

I can give up a whole year of sex for 900gb with speed of 13mbps

The way I'm seeing this

Belonging to a political party lower your chances of heading any interim government contraption so to position yourself well for any eventuality, denounce your party alliance public in appropriate time and instigate crisis to warrant the ING

E NO GO WORK

GEJ TILL 2019

That is why I don't lock my window on highways

And now?

Under Obasanjo I used to sleep for 2 days at the petrol station, now I choose the station with the best meter to go.
Under Obasanjo Roads were death traps as public transport used to take village roads to bypass impassable roads, now roads are so smooth and an additional choice of train
Under Obasanjo Armed robbers operated weekly in major cities now police are patrolling everywhere with good vehicles
Under Obasanjo We couldn't get fertilizer even at inflated price, now fertilizers are delivered before the planting season even begins.
Under Obasanjo Foodstuffs were so costly during Xmas, the past Xmas under Jonathan was the best in over 30 years.

Jonathan remains the best President

It works

You will get members no matter the name

Thunder fire you there for creating this topic

Ok, you are still a student. When you go service and they unfortunately post you to one village, na there you go know say all those things wey girls for town dey do na just child's play for village wey people dey Bleep inside compound