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Programming › Re: Bash Shell Vulnerability Affects Linux, Unix And Mac OS X by ITbomb(m): 7:55pm On Sep 26, 2014
DonaldGenes: Microsoft OS is not always secured, do you know I can remotely shut down your system if I know your IP address?

Have you seen that simple CMD promt code before?
C:\shutdown /i
Guy you no fit, shutting down a private ip address node needs more than that
Programming › Re: Bash Shell Vulnerability Affects Linux, Unix And Mac OS X by ITbomb(m): 7:49pm On Sep 26, 2014
Where are the anti windows fanatics wit their unhackable OS.

Let me get on the practicals, I will be back
Family › Re: What Is The Most Difficult Thing To Find In Life? by ITbomb(m): 7:33pm On Sep 26, 2014
The g-spott
Politics › Re: NIGERIA: A Nation Of Fools by ITbomb(m): 6:04pm On Sep 26, 2014
GEJ Till 2019
Haterz go and dieeeeeeeeeee
Science/Technology › Re: Google X Balloons Will Circle The Earth To Deliver Internet by ITbomb(m): 5:41pm On Sep 26, 2014
After giving us phones that track all our life activities and location, they now want to make sure all those phones are connected so that they can upload the information.
Hope it is not what I'm thinking
Politics › Re: Nigeria Receives UN Commendation For Containing Ebola by ITbomb(m): 3:29pm On Sep 26, 2014
In other news, US president has doubted that Nigeria has contained the Ebola virus. The US government had earlier insisted that it is only when Nigeria allow the virus to spread that it will send assistance and the Antivirus.
Phones › Re: Why You Should Go For Airtel 2gb For N2000. by ITbomb(m): 3:11pm On Sep 26, 2014
[quote author=]looks like you're a blogger.[/quote]30 minutes on your blog, I'm impressed
Phones › Re: Why You Should Go For Airtel 2gb For N2000. by ITbomb(m): 2:27pm On Sep 26, 2014
Mikkyboy10: Gosh!!!....i don't even know the type of subscription i should be using again.... Wat about GLO data plan coz etisalat service is not good in my area
GLO normal data subscription is just not good unless you want to tweak your Android, which some people might say it is dangerous, and use the bis
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Fight Among Themselves In Madagali,30 Killed- V O A by ITbomb(m): 2:10pm On Sep 26, 2014
Reminds me of this post www.nairaland.com/1833105/witches-declare-war-boko-haram#25045023

The only difference is that the witches said he would be paraded on the streets and making confessions not killed
Phones › Re: Why You Should Go For Airtel 2gb For N2000. by ITbomb(m): 1:39pm On Sep 26, 2014
True talk

I'm not the type that wait till night in order to use Internet so MTN nite plan do not favour me and I don't want endless tweaking

Nite plan is only good for those who spend the day chatting and night downloading movies. For us that make money on the Internet Airtel offers the best deal and it is very stable in my location
Technology Market › Re: Brand New Android Tablets From Just 9k Online by ITbomb(m): 1:21pm On Sep 26, 2014
priceman: ol boy, you know that you can turn your smartphone into a wifi router and use that for you tablets ans laptops as well as share your connection with those around you?
Hope you know how using your phone as Hotspot dey drink battery, again no.
Unless I wan use am to watch movies
Technology Market › Re: Brand New Android Tablets From Just 9k Online by ITbomb(m): 1:09pm On Sep 26, 2014
You mean all those Wi-Fi only pad?
I don't think it will work well where I am
Romance › Re: Running A Runs Babe. by ITbomb(m): 1:04pm On Sep 26, 2014
Falseman, leaking our secrets on how we Bleep the wannabe girls since 1914.

If I catch you eh
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Lagos State Civil Service Commission Recruitment September 2014 by ITbomb(m):
Good if it is true
Meanwhile somewhere in Akwa Ibom, someone is not able to organise a successful recruitment to civil service a year after initial advert and the state is broke in spite of getting the highest federal allocation.
Airport staff are protesting non payment of salaries for more than 4 months and no promotion since 2009
Politics › Re: Who Will Emerge Nigeria's President In 2015? by ITbomb(m): 12:52pm On Sep 26, 2014
Competence
insecurity due to the nefarious activities of boko haram: A sect created by nocturnal activities of past leaders and left unchecked by previous administration to grow into a terrorist group has for the first time been tackled headon with reported success even in the face of organised blackmail and sabotage both by opposition and international supposed allies

cankerworms of corruption: For the first time, it is no longer business as usual, with the passing into law of the Freedom of information bill, more corrupt activities have been exposed, Nigerians who never knew how the budget was spent or the activities of NNPC (which previously was a blackbox where past administration use to siphon money), now can ask questions and demand for probe of public officers. Pension funds which has over the years been a out-of-watch mess is now subject under probe and investigation.

high levels of illiteracy : For the first time millions of Nigerian children are enjoying free and compulsory education from primary to secondary school, and the establishment of more than 8 federal universities and Polytechnics with takeoff grant fully paid. The high level of illiteracy occasioned by neglects by previous administration has been reversed as more Nigerians are in schools and also creating more opportunities for anyone who is aspiring to have higher education

and unemployment : Establishment of YouWin funds has made hundreds of youth owners of businesses, Agriculture has been revamped creating employment as Nigeria is now self sufficient in rice production, cocoa exports has resume, infrastructure construction throughout the country has brought jobs to engineers, technicians, artisans and even food vendors. SureP is providing thousands of jobs and workers are enjoying better salary packages evidenced by more building projects and ownership of cars by civil servant which was not the case at least for the past 30 years.

epileptic power supply: After years of neglects by previous administrations, (30 years without any investment in power generation or transmission) the administration of President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan has successfully bring to live many power plants and also successfully handled the privatisation of power companies which was previously shun by investors as being non-viable, we are seeing improved power supply all over the country

bad roads: Federal roads which were eyesores in the past have been reconstructed and expanded by reputable construction companies, East West Rd is 80% completed, Benin Ore Rd neglected by many administrations has been constructed, state governments are also commissioning new roads every months with PDP states like Akwa Ibom building quality two Lane road networks in areas that for years have totally cut off from the rest of the country

deficient infrastructure, : Our national gateways, the airports that had been a disgrace has been totally remodeled across the nation, modern taxis now ply the roads, rickety molue is no longer the only option to use public transport.

poor healthcare : more health centres have been built in the present administration within 4 years than in the 30 years of previous administrations of about 4 different heads of state. Ebola that is devastating other West African countries was effectively handled and eliminated through the robust health system established by the present administration.


Detribalism: For the first time a leader from a particular section of the country doesn't flood his cabinet with individuals from his part of the country, rather the administration of President Jonathan has the North as majority even to the anger of his zone. A leader that has shown more concerned to the plight of Northern almajari children neglected over the years when their 'tribemens' were in power.

President Goodluck Jonathan represents the new change we needed in this country as the old cargos who milked us dry and kept us in bondage can never be allowed to take charge of this country again ever.
Years of neglects of key infrastructure has been tackled by Jonathan and they are afraid that their Avenue to illegal wealth is being cut off.

President Goodluck Ebele Jonathan must continue till 2019 to completely erase the decades of decay and institutionalised corruption
Health › Re: Multi-tasking Makes Your Brain Smaller by ITbomb(m): 10:36am On Sep 26, 2014
E mean say Seun might be having a very small brain cos the guy sabi multi-task
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I'm A Fresh Graduate And I Won't Take Any Job Offer Below 250K Per Month by ITbomb(m): 10:33am On Sep 26, 2014
That is why he is called Fresh graduate, after 1 year and still waiting he will understand why I can't argue with him now
Politics › Re: Sentiment Apart, Jonathan Was A Mistake Piloting Nigeria Ship by ITbomb(m): 9:11am On Sep 26, 2014
jayonpoint: Jona made yet anoda blunder; if I'm nt mistaken chibokgirls issue had bn on since April Wich mks it already 5months (165) there abt n Jonathan said its was over 3months?
My eyes couldn't bear to go through the whole gibberish cos of disjointed grammar and spelling murders, however you need to go school go learn the use of the word OVER.
They say that you are over 20 yrs old and you keep insisting that it is a mistake that you are 20 yrs and 7 months old there abt (sic)

Now who is the mistake

40 millions Nigerians can never be wrong in endorsing President Goodluck Jonathan


GEJ TILL 2019
Politics › Re: Senate Okays Jonathan’s $1bn Loanrequest For Arms by ITbomb(m): 4:33pm On Sep 25, 2014
I like this script
Sheriff enter PDP, Jonathan declare, dem kill Shekeau, Boko Haram surrenders, some abducted girls released, money approved for security, campaign starts. Yeah

GEJ Till 2019
Education › Re: Has NUC Resolved To Scrap Out Carryover In Universities? by ITbomb(m): 10:50am On Sep 25, 2014
Yeah, dem don scrap am, now if you fail a course, you would have to repeat the year and all the courses, inu?
Family › Re: Refused To Take Second Wife, Pls Advice by ITbomb(m):
Now this is a good one

Get yourself a very attractive househelp and let her serve his meals in the bedroom, make sure she takes her bath when your husband is at home and call her for an errand just when she is with only towel.
But do as if you no know wetin dey go on, men prefer stolen bread to the one given them
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Follow This Thread For Portharcourt Jobs by ITbomb(m): 10:03am On Sep 25, 2014
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Job Title: Hardware Technician


Job Location: Onne, Nigeria

Job Number: 1989438


Role Summary/Purpose:


To test subsea equipment according to standard operating procedures in compliance with HSE and Quality requirements


Basic Responsibilities:


Responsible for the assembly and test of equipment ensuring policies and procedures are stringently adhered to prevent HSEQ issues which should be carried out in a timely manner as per the work order routings.
-Ensure the traceability records of assemblies.
-Plan and implement an accurate and full handover to the appropriate person on the next shift.
-Responsible for ensuring that area of work is maintained hazard free and tidy.
-Produce relevant documentation on work.
-Oversee the production quality goods, on time.
-Participate in continual improvements for safety and throughput

Qualifications/Requirements: · Bachelor's degree from an accredited university or college (or a high school diploma/GED with at least 4 years of experience in a maintenance or repair position)
-Strong Oral & Written Communication
-Action & Results Orientation
-Demonstrable team working abilities
-Customer Focus: Maintains customer focus, both internal and external.
-Excellent Planning & Organisation skills
-Commercial Awareness
-Flexibility: Successfully adapts to changing demands and conditions.
-Problem Solving & Analysis.
-Sound Leadership skill
-Ability to read and understand drawings and engineering part specifications.
-Able to assemble products in accordance with drawings, engineering part specifications and assembly procedures.
-Good knowledge of products testing.
-Ability to manufacture hydraulic systems from schematic drawing.
-Risk Assessments skill
-Proficiency in MS Project Planning,Excel & Words
-Good Presentation skill


Additional Eligibility Qualifications:
· Knowledge of the Order to Remittance processes and inventory management techniques · Strong oral and written communication skills

· Strong interpersonal and leadership skills

· PC proficiency · Sound business acumen

· Ability to effectively interface with all levels of internal and external customers

· Knowledge of maintenance operations and external customer requirements

· Capable of preparing, coordinating, and maintaining accurate detailed documentation necessary for contract performance, with experience preferred

· Ability to perform forecasting, scheduling, pricing, warranty administration, and other related activity Self-disciplined, cooperative manner with a capacity to work in a multi-product environment.

-High level of HSE awareness. -Ability to work well on their own as well as part of a team. -Hand-on experience in mechanical fitting/hydraulic operations -Experience within the Oil & Gas Industry

Mode of Application: Click here to apply

Application Deadline: Not stated
Nairaland General › Re: Nigerian G0vernors And Their Permanent " Senator" Title by ITbomb(m): 9:47am On Sep 25, 2014
Senator is a lifetime title and much more prestigious
Car Talk › Re: Nissan Xterra VS Nissan Pathfinder (PHOTO) by ITbomb(m): 9:46am On Sep 25, 2014
I prefer the old mature box shaped Pathfinder to this new more rounded design, the previous one was more distinctive.

The Xterra would be good for me.
When do I get the keys?
TV/Movies › Re: Lilian 'SexyLeeLee' - Nigeria's Contestant To Big Brother Africa by ITbomb(m): 7:55pm On Sep 24, 2014
When is the sextape coming
Travel › Re: Pictures Of Air Conditioned Pedestrian Bridge In Port Harcourt. by ITbomb(m): 3:34pm On Sep 24, 2014
How long is someone allowed to stay inside the AC bridge
Celebrities › Re: Governor Rochas Okorocha Riding a Bicycle In Owerri by ITbomb(m):
Some people's mentality
Rather too condescending

Nigerian leader riding a bicycle
Aides sweating and running behind him
[img]http://4.bp..com/-9ag9O4UZVV0/VCHi9u_z2SI/AAAAAAADlo0/1Put5daJqCc/s1600/ByODbl8IAAEvn11.jpg%2Blarge.jpg[/img]

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American leader riding a bicycle
Aides following him closely ON BICYCLES
https://www.bellanaija.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Obamas-on-Vacation-August-2014-BN-News-BellaNaija.com-02-2.jpg
Romance › Re: Be satisfied with life by ITbomb(m): 10:56am On Sep 24, 2014
Ok

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