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Beync: Me?Ouch, that hurt! Sorry , I didnt mean to cut so deep. Use my shirt to wipe your tears Come let me cuddle you to sleep. Dont worry I'm not gonna try anything when you sleep |
I would like to see Adenuga and Dangote do this kind betting |
Virgin boss Sir Richard Branson got dressed up as a female flight attendant after honouring a bet he lost to Air Asia chief executive Tony Fernandes. https://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/67553000/jpg/_67553593_afpbranson.jpg Donning a uniform, he served passengers on an Air Asia charity flight from Perth to Kuala Lumpur. Sir Richard and Mr Fernandes had a bet on whose teams would finish first in the 2010 Formula 1 Grand Prix in Abu Dhabi. The plan was that the loser had to dress as a female flight attendant and serve passengers on board the winner's airline. BBC News |
Beync: thunder fire ur left nyash thereHelicopter jam ur mouth there |
Beync: hon u know God cannot finish his handiwork without all the necessary endowments. of course those boots and curves dint just come with empty skull, Lulepy Is beauty with brain trust meFor the first time you say something sensible. Who needs intelligence when all I need is your waist, your waist, your waist. *dancing etighi* |
^^^*CURTAIN CLOSE AS THEY ENTER THE BEDROOM* |
LastApostle: There is nothing wrong with this statement.Then the ends justifies the means then, I would love to attend your church, looks like what I ve been looking for. Do you mind giving me a scriptural backing so that I could use it as we approach 2015 |
The Federal government should have issued a travel alert to US especially in places like Boston,Texas etc due shootings, hurricanes and flooding |
princesa: my dear times have changed. we are in the dispensation of the 21st century wives, 21st century homes, 21st children...Alright then , you win 21st century bedmatics included , I believe you know that [s]not just laying down make i do all the work[/s] |
Minaak47: Dis no longer looks lyk a ladies tread 2 me... So i guess i can have my say 2... Most embarasing moment... Dat wud b back in d good old days wen bois wer still in sec skul...If na that your mast0rbation story wey u tell me, u wan put here, forget am ![]() |
princesa: @itbombYou and I know that the Bible does not allow such. It was Jacob that married 2 wives not Rachael marrying two husbands, let's bring godliness into our home. |
“God is a democrat, does not support rigging but if you rig and succeed, that means God approves of it.” Jonah Jang 2013 |
Oh BB so sorry to hear this *backstage* [s]serve her right[/s] ![]() |
AnodaIT: @ Obinoscopy, Thanks but it's hard to repent when the girls are getting prettier every day and always available.Obinoscopy, when you meet a pretty girl, the gentleman thing to do is to say hello and if she reply hi then it is the Lord's doing. What is there to repent? |
princesa: on one condition my loveWhere did you get that from? OMG my account has been hacked ![]() |
princesa: you telling that to a kidRemember those lovely time we had together I just wanna bring back those treasured memories. My luv |
princesa: he has a wonderful way of showing itThose stains you call lip stick, I told u again and again, there is a paint factory down the street where I work and when I get into the taxi at close of work with the rest of 'em , they stained my shirts. *straight face* |
El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Most people always say this before they are taken to Prophet for deliverance |
WHy Kenya loss that kind scoring chance |
I feel like pressing 'fast forward' so boring |
I'm not seeing any particular pattern of play Just passing and taking the ball up field to no one in particular. Is this what is going to face Brazil? |
What a pitch OMG |
*I caught her cheating on me* |
hayoakins: "IN" not "around"Hope you tell that to the mopol standing nearby when next you make the call 'around' the bank ![]() |
famuy35: This Internet Fraud news is UNTRUE! There has been no Internet fraud. They are conducting Planned Upgrade Of Their Banking Platform. The bank is closed from 12pm on Thursday, June 6, 2013 until 8am, on Monday, June 10.Concerning this youtube video. I thought they say we should not make calls in or around the bank premises. |
Ludey - Hips dont lie. Mazi, if u no vote for this one u. i will personally kill u
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adaobi123: Really ?Well the best dont win most times hope you have that romantic connection that Ogugua had to win this. Ask Sweetmelon about her experience |
Nadia - check out that fresh boobs and imagine how succulent the titz would be.
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'Professional evaluation' That is what he asked for: . 1 - Adaobi If I say something here, someone would skin me alive but Nowhere person dey wear goggle go win beauty contest , nowhere!!!
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[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Paste the link here, I'm lazy to start searching. Btw: what's in it for me? I'll await ITBOMB to make his professional evaluation of all nominees b4 I vote.[/quote]Loading . . . . |
It is always nice to have Two bank accounts Two sim cards Two cars Two jobs and One wife and another girlfriend |
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