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Br3nd4: no weapon fashioned against my us shall prosper. IJN.

The same prayer some policemen prayed before we finished them.
Now go to ur man before I arrest u for wandering and sexual assault

Oahray: so you can...? I'm so watching babe!

Now where is the Jhyde? *caressing concealed gun*

*standing beside him with concealed machete* ombatse style

Winch wey dey block Nairaland servers , una no go sleep make this forum rest for few hours

In a democracy , which is more powerful?
The ballot box or a piece of paper containing signatures given in exchange of cash.
Akpabio gooffed. He should limit that politics of imposition to Akwa Ibom .
I love secret ballot

obailala: I'm a bit lost in this whole NGF chairmanship brouhaha. Please can someone . . . . .

Ok , get the pic on how this add value to the life of a typical Nigerian on the street.
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The Chairman of NGF has the power to influence other gov to determine how federal excess money are shared.
If the gov decide to challenge the fed govt and want more of the money , the fed govt may not be able to pay fed contractors [whether they did the work or not is none of ur business for now]. and if they don't pat contractors , then no market for building materials and the food bukas normally erected around site. And the man on the street is idle and no money .
However the state contractors may enjoy then with everyone down the chain.
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So depending on the side of the divide that you are , Fed or governors . Whosoever run tinz in NGF controls the flow of cash and invariably has a upper hand in 2015

Goddex:
Don't mind the antics of these APC asss lickers and their gutter news media. GEJ and his team just secured AU's endorsement for a seat for Nigeria in the UN security council and they are here spreading lies. . .

They can never report that .
If he speaks , na problem to them
If he doesn't speak , they cry around like babies

GOT introi ?
Press the damn forward button

And fools believe this totally

sad

After watching my gov show of shame ,
Wembley tinz on my mind
I just hope the better team wins that will crush Chelsea 5-0 in the super cup.
#TeamBayern

I'm sorry to hear all these that guys and girls are passing through just to belong to the 'relationship' group.
1. U just finish sec school and end up living in a guy's house n he is beating u.
2. Lazy , dirty Igbo girl . You knew all these for the period u were with her yet u still loved her then. Check ur head
3. Cattle rearer, ur gf sex partner called u that and u were still there with her.
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Before I identify with anyone as my gf , she must be worth it. Cos I won't toast u today and love u tomorrow , we just need to be friends a while n I know just how to prevent myself from getting into the friendship zone.
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One of my ex is married, another about to and yet another outta the country . Wonderful ladies all of them . And the present one is such an angel.
BTW , I had a fling that held me by the belt near an ATM machine [though it was away from public view] and insisted that I withdraw 10k for her. That should be my worst experience

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Dee60: at a time they all felt GEJ stabbed them by the emergency rule he proclaimed!

It has nothing to do with the emergency rule , the gov are even happy with it as they were afraid even of the Boko boys cos they know the power of the force behind it

The economic situation in the country , like it or not, makes that very difficult.
A girl may love you but she has needs especialy if she was brough up in the mentality that the man is the provider.
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Some girls even after marriage to their provider still hang out with the one they loved.
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And for some, what you called love is just an appreciation for being so caring.
Ask any girl the description of her ideal man. Caring must be there.

Shugamania: I just say make i pity in condition noni.

You didnt have to come here and announce to everyone that you give 'it' to me out of pity.
This is so embarrassing to my person as if you didnt enjoy it as well.

I love the creeks, can they take over all the camps in the creeks?

hmm , I love those signatures

Sorry we didnt feel the need to tell everybody.
NEPA aka PHCH is observing WORLD EARTH DAY , so switch off everything and save the earth

Br3nd4: Friday night was awesome. . . On my bed was the ITbomb . . . .ahhh the best thing that ever happened to me

You can say that again baby
Anytime u need me again , amma gonna give u double

Shugamania:

Make chief Kola just catch u there.

Wait o , una don share all the punny finish eh?
I feel so cheated.
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Who is free? , pm me and ur life will never be the same

The mistake GEJ pawns did was to have that mentality of 'Anybody but Ameachi'.
They forgot to do a background marketing of their candidate .
One of the reasons OBJ had a landslide in 1999 was that the opposition presented a relatively unknown[at least to some section of the country] candidate and most of us were forced to vote the devil we know.
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In the same vein, from feelings gathered from Abuja has it that some governors voted against Jang just because they didn't like the way he emerged.
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So me too , I would have voted for Ameachi cos the imposition of Jang was an insult to some. Mimiko would have been preferred.

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BTW ; who are those two governors that betrayed GEJ, we had 18 signatures but 16 votes. I love secret ballot

talina:

U were about saying something sweet girl

Nigerians are the most enterprising of all Africans .
I believe the only thing we need is light , we can provide the rest including security.
But inadequate statistics is also not helping matters for the foreign investors. Not even a proper database of her citizens

It takes a rigger to know when another rigger outsmart him.
Amaechi na wise man politically.
Akpabio thinks it is by licking another man's yansh as his own sycophants are also licking his in his state.
Akpabio should know that politics is not about gathering people in a room and share money then STRIKE out any name that they dont like and imposing a senator, it is about earning loyalty and respect.

It takes a rigger to know when another rigger outsmart him.
Amaechi na wise man politically.
Akpabio thinks it is by licking another man's yansh as his own sycophants are also licking his in his state.
Akpabio should know that politics is not about gathering people in a room and share money then STRIKE out any name that they dont like and imposing a senator, it is about earning loyalty and respect.

Banti nearly fight me because of woman.
Never worry there will be more exclusive action tonight

Viewing this topic: I.Joan(f), ITbomb(m)

what Seun and Obinoscopy has joined together . . . .

princesa: how can you talk Christ and ....... in one breath, one mouth, one post, you must be a pro hunh

Maybe that is why you love me.
After speaking in tongues , we get into the bed and make babies

K, guys
have to close for the weekend, thanks for enduring me all along.
Forgive me if I had hurt you.
Now shugamania, let's kiss and make up so that you go to ur Banti.


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C'mon now, its just a kiss
Have a wonderful evening and love one another as Christ loves us

Shugamania: None of the above.
Go and woo Joan properly.

Joan is a born-again sweet christian
I prefer someone less decent
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Br3nd4: Tah! Do you knw Banti?

Sounds like a dog name, is it a retriever or a bulldog?