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Br3nd4: Haha... Dry

Tah, go write ur own

Rap maestro: ole, barawo... Na only u deserve gud thing? Me nko? We mu7t share dat girl o

Wait o , which one be this?
Are you people here to celebrate with Foxy or to drag girl. Party never start , una wan break bottle.
Foxy , we might need more bouncers and JTF on standby

[quote author=Yellow_Mosquito]ITbomb... This is supposed to be Foxy's eve not your room to touch Nichole.... You no know say she dey reserved for Foxy? [/quote]We are saying the same thing.
Hope Foxy can make her moan and satisfy her ravenous lust tickling her to make some part of her body hard and another part dripping wet.
As for me and my family , we shall continue to serve the lord

nichole2: Hahahahahahahahahaha. No need I dey kampe with my soft drink .

Everything about u just dey soft , even ur t¡tz.
U really need a man

Madam , u too brilliant
Fine job

U forgot to tell us how much Rochas paid u not to impeach him

Girl: I'm warning you, my Mummy
is coming back soon..
AKPOS: But I'm not doing anything..
Girl: That's why I'm warning you, Hurry up. .
.
CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket you've
bought tonight Sir, Why?..
AKPOS: Yes, that Idiot at the entrance keeps
tearing it.
.
TEACHER: What's your favorite flower?.
AKPOS: Chrysanthemum.
TEACHER: Spell it..
AKPOS: I was joking o. My favorite flower is Rose, R-O-S-E.
.
Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl.
Akpos: Hello!
Ugly girl: Hi!!
Akpos: Wanna dance? Ugly Girl: Yes (excited)
Akpos: OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your
friend..
.
Papa Akpos: My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do
Teacher :- Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spell "LION"...
Papa Akpos : Ah Ah...y big animal , You know say na SMALL pikin......You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like " MOSQUITO"...
.
Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a
woman. What do we learn from this?
Akpos: We should stop wasting time in studies
and find that WOMAN
.
Teacher: Make a Sentence with 'Big'
Akpos: The Ram Is Big Teacher: Make a longer sentence.
Akpos: The Ram is big ooooooo
.
OPERATOR: 911, wat's your emergency?
AKPOS: Two girls are fighting over me..
OPERATOR: So?.
AKPOS: The ugly one is winning.
.
Teacher: Who can state one diff btw a Bird and a Fly? ..
Akpos: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.

The bar shall be open all day and nite for fans.
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Sole Chairman
Alomo Allocation Committee

All bad boys are good , nice gentlemen during the chase. After the punny has been plucked , they look around for a fresh catch , the poor girl would not consider the change , all she remembers are the good times , praying that the guy would change back and being jealous that another girl is responsible for the guy's change

Br3nd4: Trust me. . . You dont wanna mess with me *warning*

U no go cool down make I advise u cos after u mess with those bad boys that gives u all those lines , u will still come back crying to us , good guys, that all guys are the same and heartless

No be blindness people dey go so
2 years from the launch , another company will be making money selling eye drops for google glass users. Another will be millions richer doing research on how prolong use of google glass could cause eye cancer

^^^ we heard u the first time
Make we hear word
Any other story concerning PDP Elders' meeting?

Source pls
If this is true then it is really goodnews,

Nine months and no punny , ur guy na proper gentleman cos for me 3 weeks no show, I don delete you

Anybody that cares about reducing the further procreation of ¡imbeciles should help prevent this propose joining of these two dickheads

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From there I go to wherever catches my attention

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First to comment and wish Happy Birthday in advance

Caracta: I WAS Obinoscopy's friend. Everyone pls take note. We are now enemies.

Hmm , loving ur enemies as Christ commanded