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HOW TO SAVE PICTURES ON YOUR LAPTOP FROM ADOBE FOR DUMMIES. . ON THE TOPMOST BAR WHERE THE NAME OF THE FILE IS WRITTEN [TITLE BAR], MAKE SURE THERE IS NO '[SECURED]' WRITTEN BESIDE IT, IF IT IS THERE THEN GO SLEEP OR SEND IT TO ME TO UNLOCK. IF NOT GO TO THE NEXT STEP . Find the zoom tool on the adobe reader [ kind of magnifying glass] and click on it until the picture is proportionally sized on the screen. . On the front row of keys on your laptop which starts with 'ESC' then 'F1' follow it and u will find 'Prt Sc' with 'SysRq' written below it. . press 'Shift' and that 'Prt Sc' simultaneously that is to say at the same time. . Go to the bottom left corner of ur laptop screen and click that round blue button with designs in it [ XP is rectangle ]. When u click on it [it is called 'Start Button' , immediately on top of what appear you type in 'Paint' then wait for the Paint application to appear on top of the list of programs. . Click on that Paint program and when it open the application window, what you will do is to press the bottom left key on your keyboard 'Ctrl' and the key 'V' simultaneously. What you see is what you get. . To resize it and cut off irrelevant parts, come to my room for part two of the lecture series. |
If u need help , ask nicely, I will give u step by step guide |
80 billion / 3 million = 26,666 Naira |
johnny handsom: Android can only open 2 or 3 apps at a timeFor some people that jump from 3310 to BB, their first experience of a real phone is BB and as such they don't know that all they are seeing for the first time was already enjoyed by many years back. Eg. Many talk about email, push emails was already on symbian before 2008. Opening many apps and switching between. Since 2009 , symbian has been running multi-tasking. The good thing about BB is that it opened some people's eyes to smart fone but the smartest one always stepped up their game to Android. The Ultimate OS |
he he Another Crapberry vs Droid bashing *grab my popcorn* following on my faithful symbian with long battery life via Joiku Wifi hotspot . My 3 Musketeers below. Ever faithful over the years
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It is not normal for a male to be a virgin and have wet dreams |
and the trouser don even tear. #NOTINMYGENERATION |
Tashamania:And u r trying as much as possible to stay away from married men by accepting their gifts , right? Clap for urself. I don't know when girl will use their brain to realise that every gifts carries an obligation and needs to be repaid and that goes beyond 'thank you' . Or u think all men are mugus that u can chop and go. I have bad news for u, we treat our investments well so that we could get our dividends as and when due. So stop complaining , accept the gifts , be a good girl and share the punny. |
onila: i really do love being a virginWith this kind of hallucinations getting into ur system, I won't advice my daughter to be a virgin till 18. It can affect someone's mental state. BTW , do u realise that a baby's head gonna pop up through that tiny hole? U better start making that hole more elastic for safe painless delivery. And when I say make it more elastic , I don't mean doing other urself. Get a d¡ck. |
tpacalipse: Virginity Hallucinogens Euphoria Madness Nairaland.You do well. Thanks I have been trying to isolate her dysfunction for weeks now. Finally Virginity Hallucinogens Euphoria Syndrome |
Sweetlemon: .... sometimes I actually find myself controlling a sudden urge to wring my fiance's neck for allowing me go through so much heartache before showing up his sexy a.s.sThey disregard all warnings and advice but suddenly turn professional counsellors after making the same mistakes all girls make. Put urself in the position of those virgins u r advicing and remember when u were head over heels with the bed guy insulting people that dare to tell u the truth and warned u about rushing. In spite of that all u ever wanted was his hot d¡ck inside of u , now u ve gotten it , why the regret and advice? Fishbrains. |
jerusalem101: Just the same way u guy over there sees all southerners as nyamiriTheir own is even worse. To them , Nigeria consist of Hausa , Fulani , Kanuri and other Nyamiris. |
That is the same amount as schools outside the country. The idea is , instead of sending ur child outside let them stay back , enjoy the same facilities and quality of education as abroad. However note that private school are mainly for parents who could afford sending their wards abroad but just prefer them back here and also for those that have sworn never to pass JAMB and the parents says 'u must start school this year' apart from that I can't see why people should chose those prisons over our prestigious federal universities |
13volts: Boko Haram is a product of Kanuri. Kanuri being a minority tribe in Nigeria.My question has always been , 'why have you people [ especially Hausa ] allow this small minority to corner all positions and wealth allocated to the North' . Hausa claim to be the largest but even the Fulanis topped them in the game |
iDoPub: 3. Your tears. A study, published some years ago in the journal Science, found that when men smell women’s tears, they became less sexually aroused and were less attracted to the same women than when they smelled a saline solution that was dribbled on the women’s cheeks.@OP , I ve seen so many consoling turn to a hot sexx. A weeping girl makes cuddling much easier and before u know it , there is a hardon. On two occasions, I ve seen a heartbroken girl run to her best male friend to tell her side of story and then they realised they were more than just friends |
Has Big Brother started? She will probably blame it on her fellow housemates. . But @OP , ur gf no try at all but na opportunity for her to stay two more night . Looks like she came with just one set of cloth |
Acidosis: loll... especially the way they expand their mouth like imbeci.... when talkingYou always sound respectable but I'm beginning to doubt. It is a 'lol' to you but not to some 4million people somewhere |
Well Well If this is what will help stop the barrage of girl-on-heat topics and continuous cramping of internet bandwidth with 'I am a e-virgin' [sic] slogan. Then head down south and get laid. . We need some space here |
I would rather a girl gives me all the green light and encourage me in conversation than tell me she is into me when I ve not even indicate interest. However if we have been talking for some time , nothing wrong in the girl asking the guy to take the relationship to another level |
drnoel: I agree with u but it would be nice to hear directly from channels TV so we can see the whole interview ourselvesIt was not an interview , it was a town hall like meeting and that was his full direct answer to a question about what he has done to a certain community. |
He should ve just kept quiet . Nigerians forgets easily |
splashbaby: When will this one make the front page?U suppose know Nah The illuminati wannabe will soon be disgrace at the BBA show . She is going down |
I would assume u spoilt her with gifts and enough caring when u were dating her for ONE year and u just didn't give her the opportunity to developed deep natural affections for you. If u are an oil worker which I think u are , u are not alone. Many always have this complain after marriage. What I found out was that the girls behave well as soon as they know they will soon hit and when they are in, they want to be in control especially when u are away from home. U ve to keep ur stand as the man of the house without being arrogant and insensitive. |
I doubt whether the some women's brain can analyse what u just put there. They think they deserve something they don't know how it came about in the first place. Praying senselessly that the guy that hooked her up in the club should marry her or at least be with only her. #FISHBRAINS |
Fresh Air, I know there will still be people complaining that it is photoshopped |
The same soldiers that United Nations say they are only good for roadblocks during peacekeeping while waiting for the Marines to arrive. |
onila:YOU FOR OPEN BLOG AND SEE WHO CARES ABOUT THIS BORING LIFE OF YOURS |
Samunosuke: My GoT interaction goes like this:In that case i would not touch those books till i'm thro watching cos when i hold a book ,i dont keep it down till i'm thro |
nichole2: . And many more years darling. , AMEN.The darling na for who? Hope say no be me. Me wey u give 25% TWENTY FIVE PERCENT , ME!!!!!! IT, wey lecturer bin dey look him fine innocent face and just say , ' this boy is a brilliant boy , I will give him 90 no matter Wetin him write ' U come read my proposal finish come give me 25%. God is watching u in 3D and Google glass |
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