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Computers › Re: How Do U Save Pictures On Yr Laptop From Adode Reader by ITbomb(m): 5:37pm On Apr 23, 2013
HOW TO SAVE PICTURES ON YOUR LAPTOP FROM ADOBE FOR DUMMIES.
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ON THE TOPMOST BAR WHERE THE NAME OF THE FILE IS WRITTEN [TITLE BAR], MAKE SURE THERE IS NO '[SECURED]' WRITTEN BESIDE IT, IF IT IS THERE THEN GO SLEEP OR SEND IT TO ME TO UNLOCK. IF NOT GO TO THE NEXT STEP
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Find the zoom tool on the adobe reader [ kind of magnifying glass] and click on it until the picture is proportionally sized on the screen.
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On the front row of keys on your laptop which starts with 'ESC' then 'F1' follow it and u will find 'Prt Sc' with 'SysRq' written below it.
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press 'Shift' and that 'Prt Sc' simultaneously that is to say at the same time.
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Go to the bottom left corner of ur laptop screen and click that round blue button with designs in it [ XP is rectangle ]. When u click on it [it is called 'Start Button' , immediately on top of what appear you type in 'Paint' then wait for the Paint application to appear on top of the list of programs.
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Click on that Paint program and when it open the application window, what you will do is to press the bottom left key on your keyboard 'Ctrl' and the key 'V' simultaneously.
What you see is what you get.
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To resize it and cut off irrelevant parts, come to my room for part two of the lecture series.
Computers › Re: How Do U Save Pictures On Yr Laptop From Adode Reader by ITbomb(m): 5:19pm On Apr 23, 2013
If u need help , ask nicely, I will give u step by step guide
Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom Defends Borrowing N80bn From Foreign Bank by ITbomb(m): 7:33pm On Apr 22, 2013
80 billion / 3 million = 26,666 Naira
Phones › Re: What's A Blackberry Capable Of That An Android Phone Is Not by ITbomb(m): 6:43pm On Apr 22, 2013
johnny handsom: Android can only open 2 or 3 apps at a time
For some people that jump from 3310 to BB, their first experience of a real phone is BB and as such they don't know that all they are seeing for the first time was already enjoyed by many years back.
Eg.
Many talk about email, push emails was already on symbian before 2008.
Opening many apps and switching between. Since 2009 , symbian has been running multi-tasking.
The good thing about BB is that it opened some people's eyes to smart fone but the smartest one always stepped up their game to Android. The Ultimate OS
Phones › Re: What's A Blackberry Capable Of That An Android Phone Is Not by ITbomb(m):
he he
Another Crapberry vs Droid bashing
*grab my popcorn*
following on my faithful symbian with long battery life via Joiku Wifi hotspot
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My 3 Musketeers below. Ever faithful over the years

Romance › Re: Is It Normal For A Male Virgin To Have Wet Dreams? by ITbomb(m): 10:42am On Apr 22, 2013
It is not normal for a male to be a virgin and have wet dreams
Events › Re: Photo: Craziest Wedding Dance Steps You've Ever Seen! by ITbomb(m): 11:32pm On Apr 21, 2013
and the trouser don even tear.
#NOTINMYGENERATION
Family › Re: Dealing With The Pressures From Married Men by ITbomb(m): 7:00pm On Apr 21, 2013
Tashamania:
I try as much as possible to stay away from married men who approach me for friendship, knowing fully well that their "friendship" all bores down to one thing and that is : Spoiling you with good stuffs of life and at the end, demanding to see or have a taste of what is underneath! angry


:Is this some kind of wickedness of some sort?
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I want to know what such men want. What abeg? This is beyond me!
And u r trying as much as possible to stay away from married men by accepting their gifts , right? Clap for urself.
I don't know when girl will use their brain to realise that every gifts carries an obligation and needs to be repaid and that goes beyond 'thank you' . Or u think all men are mugus that u can chop and go. I have bad news for u, we treat our investments well so that we could get our dividends as and when due.
So stop complaining , accept the gifts , be a good girl and share the punny.
Romance › Re: Calabar Men Are The Sexiest Men In Nigeria? by ITbomb(m): 6:52pm On Apr 21, 2013
onila: i really do love being a virgin

i wish other girls experiences it

in yr twenties and still a virgin

amazing smiley
With this kind of hallucinations getting into ur system, I won't advice my daughter to be a virgin till 18. It can affect someone's mental state.
BTW , do u realise that a baby's head gonna pop up through that tiny hole?
U better start making that hole more elastic for safe painless delivery.
And when I say make it more elastic , I don't mean doing other urself.
Get a d¡ck.
Romance › Re: Calabar Men Are The Sexiest Men In Nigeria? by ITbomb(m): 6:25pm On Apr 21, 2013
tpacalipse: Virginity Hallucinogens Euphoria Madness Nairaland.
You do well. Thanks
I have been trying to isolate her dysfunction for weeks now.
Finally
Virginity Hallucinogens Euphoria Syndrome
Romance › Re: When You Propose And She Slaps You & Reacts This Way by ITbomb(m): 6:13pm On Apr 21, 2013
Sweetlemon: .... sometimes I actually find myself controlling a sudden urge to wring my fiance's neck for allowing me go through so much heartache before showing up his sexy a.s.s grin
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Virgin girls out there. Please, please, please, don't be in a hurry to have sex.
They disregard all warnings and advice but suddenly turn professional counsellors after making the same mistakes all girls make.
Put urself in the position of those virgins u r advicing and remember when u were head over heels with the bed guy insulting people that dare to tell u the truth and warned u about rushing. In spite of that all u ever wanted was his hot d¡ck inside of u , now u ve gotten it , why the regret and advice?
Fishbrains.
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Is NOT A Hausa/Fulani Phenomenon, It Is A Kanuri Thing by ITbomb(m): 5:59pm On Apr 21, 2013
jerusalem101: Just the same way u guy over there sees all southerners as nyamiri
Their own is even worse. To them , Nigeria consist of Hausa , Fulani , Kanuri and other Nyamiris.
Education › Re: Babcock University Increases School Fees, Now Up To N3million by ITbomb(m): 5:56pm On Apr 21, 2013
That is the same amount as schools outside the country. The idea is , instead of sending ur child outside let them stay back , enjoy the same facilities and quality of education as abroad.
However note that private school are mainly for parents who could afford sending their wards abroad but just prefer them back here and also for those that have sworn never to pass JAMB and the parents says 'u must start school this year' apart from that I can't see why people should chose those prisons over our prestigious federal universities
Politics › Re: Boko Haram Is NOT A Hausa/Fulani Phenomenon, It Is A Kanuri Thing by ITbomb(m): 5:56pm On Apr 21, 2013
13volts: Boko Haram is a product of Kanuri. Kanuri being a minority tribe in Nigeria.
My question has always been , 'why have you people [ especially Hausa ] allow this small minority to corner all positions and wealth allocated to the North' .
Hausa claim to be the largest but even the Fulanis topped them in the game
Romance › Re: 4 Things That ‘unexpectedly’ Turns A Guy Off by ITbomb(m): 5:37pm On Apr 21, 2013
iDoPub: 3. Your tears. A study, published some years ago in the journal Science, found that when men smell women’s tears, they became less sexually aroused and were less attracted to the same women than when they smelled a saline solution that was dribbled on the women’s cheeks.

Please share your thought...
@OP , I ve seen so many consoling turn to a hot sexx. A weeping girl makes cuddling much easier and before u know it , there is a hardon.
On two occasions, I ve seen a heartbroken girl run to her best male friend to tell her side of story and then they realised they were more than just friends
Celebrities › Re: Unbelievable Tonto Dike Bed-wet....view Pictures Inside by ITbomb(m): 5:29pm On Apr 21, 2013
Has Big Brother started?
She will probably blame it on her fellow housemates.
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But @OP , ur gf no try at all but na opportunity for her to stay two more night . Looks like she came with just one set of cloth
Romance › Re: Calabar Men Are The Sexiest Men In Nigeria? by ITbomb(m): 5:19pm On Apr 21, 2013
Acidosis: loll... especially the way they expand their mouth like imbeci.... when talking
(lol) apology to all calabar dudes. grin
You always sound respectable but I'm beginning to doubt.
It is a 'lol' to you but not to some 4million people somewhere
Romance › Re: Calabar Men Are The Sexiest Men In Nigeria? by ITbomb(m): 5:16pm On Apr 21, 2013
Well Well
If this is what will help stop the barrage of girl-on-heat topics and continuous cramping of internet bandwidth with 'I am a e-virgin' [sic] slogan. Then head down south and get laid.
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We need some space here
Romance › Re: What's Soooo Wrong In 'a Girl Asking A Guy Out' ??? by ITbomb(m): 12:36pm On Apr 21, 2013
I would rather a girl gives me all the green light and encourage me in conversation than tell me she is into me when I ve not even indicate interest.
However if we have been talking for some time , nothing wrong in the girl asking the guy to take the relationship to another level
Politics › Re: I Was Misunderstood - Akpabio: Was He? by ITbomb(m): 1:38pm On Apr 20, 2013
drnoel: I agree with u but it would be nice to hear directly from channels TV so we can see the whole interview ourselves
It was not an interview , it was a town hall like meeting and that was his full direct answer to a question about what he has done to a certain community.
Politics › Re: I Was Misunderstood - Akpabio: Was He? by ITbomb(m): 1:30pm On Apr 20, 2013
He should ve just kept quiet .
Nigerians forgets easily
Celebrities › Re: Tonto Dikeh Giving An Illuminati Gesture by ITbomb(m): 11:52am On Apr 20, 2013
splashbaby: When will this one make the front page?
U suppose know Nah
The illuminati wannabe will soon be disgrace at the BBA show .
She is going down
Family › Re: My Wife Has Changed Negatively, Please Advice Me. by ITbomb(m): 11:45am On Apr 20, 2013
I would assume u spoilt her with gifts and enough caring when u were dating her for ONE year and u just didn't give her the opportunity to developed deep natural affections for you.
If u are an oil worker which I think u are , u are not alone. Many always have this complain after marriage.
What I found out was that the girls behave well as soon as they know they will soon hit and when they are in, they want to be in control especially when u are away from home.
U ve to keep ur stand as the man of the house without being arrogant and insensitive.
Romance › Re: 4 Well-kept Secrets About Womanizers by ITbomb(m): 11:28am On Apr 20, 2013
I doubt whether the some women's brain can analyse what u just put there.
They think they deserve something they don't know how it came about in the first place.
Praying senselessly that the guy that hooked her up in the club should marry her or at least be with only her.
#FISHBRAINS
Family › Re: Pple From Good Backgrounds Do U Forgive Thieves? by ITbomb(m): 3:40pm On Apr 19, 2013
Politics › Re: More Progress On Benin-ore Road by ITbomb(m): 3:35pm On Apr 19, 2013
Fresh Air,
I know there will still be people complaining that it is photoshopped
Politics › Re: Soldiers Punishing A Civilian In Public (Pictures) by ITbomb(m): 3:34pm On Apr 19, 2013
The same soldiers that United Nations say they are only good for roadblocks during peacekeeping while waiting for the Marines to arrive.
Family › Re: Pple From Good Backgrounds Do U Forgive Thieves? by ITbomb(m): 3:30pm On Apr 19, 2013
onila: grin i try

yea hes the same guy
YOU FOR OPEN BLOG AND SEE WHO CARES ABOUT THIS BORING LIFE OF YOURS
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Discussion (Beware Of Spoilers) by ITbomb(m): 2:37pm On Apr 19, 2013
Samunosuke: My GoT interaction goes like this:
Watched season 1------Read all available books(1-5)----------Watched season 1 again--------Watched episodes 1 & 2 of Season 2-------Gave up watching and I'm patiently waiting for d next book.

I'm my opinion, season 1 really follows the book almost word for word but from season 2, I started seeing deviations which turned me off. But you should be able to comfortably watch season 1. Might force myself to watch season 2 due to extreme boredom.
In that case i would not touch those books till i'm thro watching cos when i hold a book ,i dont keep it down till i'm thro
Nairaland General › Re: Thank you all for your love and care to me. I LOVE YOU ALL**kisses** by ITbomb(m): 9:13pm On Apr 18, 2013
nichole2: . And many more years darling. , AMEN.
The darling na for who?
Hope say no be me.
Me wey u give 25%
TWENTY FIVE PERCENT , ME!!!!!!
IT, wey lecturer bin dey look him fine innocent face and just say , ' this boy is a brilliant boy , I will give him 90 no matter Wetin him write '
U come read my proposal finish come give me 25%.
God is watching u in 3D and Google glass

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