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Tolexander: The reduction in fuel price is one of the reasons why i very respect Umar Yar'adua!

But then , there were still long queues

I see someone in her small cubicle having fantasy on how to snatch another woman's husband .
Goodluck to you.
Who go siddon 2 hours dey listen to ur chit chat especially like those u post on nl .
Let me tell u young girl , what is going on in their mind is ' how soon will this girl stop talking and start rubbing my belle, hmm let me patient for 1 more hour'
Get a brain

Obinoscopy: Bad idea. Stick to ur fiancee, she's ur best option .

The fiancee dey Calabar dey watch movie now..
Me I dey very far away alone

When I see this on the frontpage, I will complete my comment
Has any registered graduate gotten a job yet?

[quote author=tosh_acer]What a comparison. Even fuel price in Britain and America is going up.[/quote]The irony is that the same reason the Nigerian govt is giving to increase is the same the SA govt is using to decrease.

1. NOI talks a lot about international oil price as being high
2. NOI and Sanusi keep saying that the weak purchasing power of the naira is the reason for their proposed increase while some weeks ago they were celebrating that the naira has witness more stability than the rand
3. Why cant govt adjust the lifting price of petroleum product downward for independent lifters but keep blaming the subsidy cabal for every witches and wizard in the sector.

When the eight largest producer/exporter is hellbent on increasing the the price of the same commodity

The South African Department of Energy has announced that the next fuel price adjustments will be effected on Wednesday, 1 May 2013. The current fuel price review period closed on 25 April 2013.

As has been indicated by the department in earlier statements, the price of fuel has followed a downward trend as evident in the over-recovery in the prices of all grades of petrol and diesel in this adjustment. The reasons for the movements in the fuel prices are as follows:
*Decrease in the price of Brent Crude oil

The average Brent crude oil price decreased by approximately 5.48% mainly because of the supply of crude oil outstripping demand during the current fuel price review period (27 March 2013 to 25 April 2013). The following are some of the contributing factors:
Slower than expected economic growth in China and the USA, the two world’s biggest economies. Continued economic weakness in the Eurozone as well as the slowdown in in fuel consumption in Japan added to the weaker demand. In addition, the International Monetary Fund lowered its outlook for world economic growth to 3.3%, down from its January forecast of 3.5%.
The resumption of crude oil flows, which had been shut for most of 2012, from non-OPEC members increased to supply crude oil to the market.
Crude oil prices are, however, expected to recover as refineries, particularly in the USA, come back into production ahead of the driving season. Geopolitical occurrences in North of the African continent are also expected to make a contribution to the upward movement of the crude oil price.
*Decrease in the price of International petroleum products
The prices decreased drastically due to weaker than expected demand for petrol in the US and this led to an average decrease in the international product prices.
*Recovery of the Rand / Dollar exchange rate
The monthly average of the Rand strengthened against the USD$ resulting in the decrease in the Basic Fuel Price (BFP). The Rand benefited from capital flows to emerging market economies as a result of the following:
The Bank of Japan’s plans to embark on a monetary stimulus over the next two years and
The US Federal Reserve being unlikely to end its quantitative easing programme soon because of sluggish growth in the world’s biggest economy.
These monetary stances contributed to capital inflows to South Africa through investments in bonds.
*Adjustment to the Slate Levy on petrol and diesel
In line with the provisions of the Self-Adjusting Slate Levy Mechanism, a Slate Levy will decrease by 6.56 cents a litre from 21.92 c/l to 15.36 c/l and will be implemented into the price structures of petrol and diesel with effect from 1 May 2013.
*Anticipated fuel price adjustments
Based on the average unit over-recoveries and the implementation of a Slate Levy decrease of 6.56 c/l on petrol and diesel, the following fuel price changes will be implemented on 1 May 2013, namely:
Petrol (all grades): 73.0 c/l, decrease;
Diesel (0.05% Sulphur): 55.56 c/l, decrease;
Diesel (0.005% Sulphur): 56.56 c/l, decrease;
IP wholesale: 58.0 c/l, decrease;
SMNRP for IP: 77.0 c/l, decrease; and
Maximum Retail Price for LPGas: 81.0 c/kg, decrease.
*South African Department of Energy press statement

http://sweetcrudereports.com/2013/04/28/south-africa-to-reduce-fuel-prices-may-1st/

You have a really patient man for a husband .
Your husband and your children comes first.
You were married out of ur father's house to ur husband's house .
Your husband telling u about ur calls mean he has been observing for some time now and feel that some people might be influencing u from outside and it is true cos u say u could do anything to make ur siblings happy and that may include going against ur husband since he is the odd man out in ur conversation circle.
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Limit the time spent on calls with ur 'former' family . Bring that closeness into ur new family and put ur husband first before anyone or anything including ur BB

Obinoscopy: U should have told her u're the helper pastor was talking about. Invite her to stay over the night to witness the "release of the helper"

But this one I dey talk with my fiance every nite before I sleep except yesterday , how will I explain to her that some girl needs me as an helper and she just came to say hi and she will be going back the next day

Obinoscopy: ITbomb u didn't need to collect her number, u should have done the needful .

Needful ?
'learn' me

Which one be Mrs Killz again ?
U people are taking this online stuff too serious.

Those boys wey him help deliver the crude oil never pay so him no wan excuses , once dem pay him go retire

jhydebaba: @ITBOMB, open another thread for that girl, else, I'll detonate u.

If u wan make that girl get story , that means say u wan make I collect number to do necessary follow up. I bin swear say I no go dey collect woman number for one month

Pastor say turn to ur neighbor and say, u will see me in a new place' na so she turn face me
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Pastor even say ' pray God should release my helper' she no even wait to hear whether to turn to ur neighbor or not na so she turn to me.
I resemble helper?

to say no be the flash wey no wan disable I for snap am now

this girl wey dey eye me for church na wa o

and you stayed all night thinking about this.
Next time u pass there write ur name and number on a piece of paper and wrap it with 1000 Naira note then give to her when next u are passing.

Love

The Authorities had banned me from taking pics after this my pics went viral.
A year ago.

I would like to see Mynd especially his teeth, i percieve some smell whenever he speaks or type.
And hornipipe , i always wonder how he types without brain

onatisi: itbomb ,the yeye mods have moved ur thread to joke section

WTFuck

Br3nd4: so you liked the post so that what will happen?

SO that the Devil with a Hornlike aPipe would be ashamed

hornipipe: Check her question at 8:55.

U dey fear me?
Why u no tell am the question

Br3nd4: Im asking a question..
He is what?

hornipipe, this is for you
fast fast

Br3nd4: Yes he is??

I no understand una,
He is what?

diarra94: why nt other art forms? Besides this picture above, a sculpture of two black unclad pple is nt pleasing at all.

I need to understand your point of view.
Is it the black that is not pleasing or the unclothedness [maybe u wanted the girl to face you]
Or you sont like sculpture at all.

princesa: this guy na learner, na Itbomb you dey follow talk that one?

The guy is confused

hornipipe: Yes he is!

Who una dey call horse princesa , you no know say horse na person wey get big rod or u wan tell people how u take see am.

princesa: is he also handsome?
the info is as important as jamb answers for tomorrow

Check my profile
If that is the only thing you need to pass JAMB then forget JAMB start preparing for post UTME.

They want to first do it before ACN comes up with another MEGA after taking the MEGA PARTY franchise.
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I wonder when are we going to get MEGA Power Supply?

It is now a family affair.
SMsH

What remains now is to send Idowu to Literature

diarra94: Oh lawd, wahala dey oh. what would you do if the sculpture had a va.gina?

It is all more lovely

I luv art and ingenuity