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BANGA SOUP: I nid a 12yrs old girl for a serious relationship plsGo n sleep before I get you banned |
' Catch them young and they shall be yours forever ' I read it somewhere. Who was that talking about underage rubbish. May kim target your head with the next nuclear missile |
sunnyzik: Before i gained admsion 1n2 sku..dis yr..Thank God for your admission. You are now an undergraduate so reduce 2go , face ur studies and learn how to write in English. . For those crying cradle robber , you are old cargoes simply jealous of the younger generations having fun. 16 is no baby , dear |
esere826: Also ensure that we all get our rain coats and umBLelars ready ahead of the rainy seasonSeasons of romance and love can come at anytime and I would not risk going outside and be robbed by vigilantte just to get a rain coat |
On a more serious note. I ve been having problems with No. 4 'gifts': It is said that ' where a man's [or woman's] treasure is , that is where his heart is. The value of a gift is relative To me , a gift of 10gigabytes internet would be much more romantic than a freshly pluck rose flower from Paris. And for most girls , a BB curve 1 is more preferred romantic gift to a candle light dinner anywhere. Gifts ruin relationships when the value of it is correlated with the quality and frequency of gifts especially when it is one-sided cos most girls believe the only gifts they can give are boxers and sexx. |
ATMC: @itbomb .after you refused to teach me, i learnt d hard wayI'm so sorry to hear that, so can you pls come back and 'learn' me what you learnt? I can be a good practical student , u know. |
[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]It is so sad when you guys gossip about me on this thread and beyond [/quote]Beyond Nairaland , they wet themselves on the bed thinking of Mazi |
Br3nd4: the fúçkYou should be proud of me , Always by your side , bearing the shiny golden 'armour' to comfort you and bring you warmth even when Pa is whoring around. I'm always there to give you 'everything'. |
Just Enjoy Edible Potty Soup NIGHT |
Br3nd4: Smh... Sapphire dear, dont listen to them, Mazi's always gonna go for anoda galThat he left you doesn't mean he will leave another girl. At least you have a handsome, intelligent , romantic, nice and caring son as a souvenir . Let her go , u may never know |
So ATMC , u know all this and you are still keeping me waiting. |
Sapphire86: U agreed that afta me, u wldnt do any girl againFOR WHAT!!!!!! Monopoly is not part of the games allowed . How could u be so selfish , if the girl before you had reasoned like you , would u even have the opportunity? Just collect you own share of the pounding and pass to others. There is love in sharing |
A Nice Girl Electrifies Romance ENJOY |
Silly mistakes girls make. He touched you and you kept quiet. Giving him cause for a repeat performance next convenient time. What you should have done is , at that moment slap his hands or face hard , pretend it was unconscious. Anyway for now , u just have to be bold and tell him privately that if he ever does that again , you will tell your friend. If u can't tell him then text him 'What u did last nite was so disrespectful and degrading of your person , pls don't ever try it again or I will tell my roommate ' |
This is the equation , they don't believe in the boys and they know even if they win , no Adenuga dollars for them |
and yet another sk thread. Why don't you fools stop jerking off with that monkey's name on your lips . Who even knows him outside nl apart from biatches that his hopeless e-fame has help him Bleep |
chukymoney: Whao its amazing i made this post 7years Ago. A lot has really changed so many things has happenned, i had to read the post again and try to remember which of my EX i was referring to.Your English has still not improve, I was about asking you to rephrase the poo you wrote in the opening for easier reading but when I saw this, there is no hope comprehending |
Fourcade: Am done reading!I thought your father paid all your school fees complete. Why did you skip the English classes? |
A very confused girl who cannot control her emotions and allow homeless dudes to take her to shanty ghetto and make luv. . Chilo cut the picture of a wife who could sleep with the driver just because she has a thing for him . I don't like this story Sorry to say this cos I can't even join sentences together and make people read |
Only Over Zealous Electricians Dies |
C'mon, you only sample what should make make people lick mouth, not this |
He is saying that a female producer wants to sleep with him |
When you go save all your documents in the cloud, when you need it urgently, network no dey, na there u go return to file cabinet. Dem no fit connect common voice calls, them want hold my documents for me/ rubbish |
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[/quote]Beyond Nairaland , they wet themselves on the bed thinking of Mazi
And that wud be you abi? Mstcheeew