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Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by ITbomb(m): 10:39am On Apr 15, 2013
Br3nd4: Okay game over. Everybody out >>~
I will always be ur nemesis at the end of the thread.
The thread will be locked at page 300 , so peeps continue posting
Family › Re: How Can I Continue To Love My Wife by ITbomb(m): 10:01am On Apr 15, 2013
Mbaise?
Romance › Re: Small Girls Having Crush On Me by ITbomb(m): 1:16am On Apr 15, 2013
The name of the evil spirit following you is Odudumini, it is a half developed demon that attract small gilrs to its occupant, after taking enough of the girls, it would render the occupant impotent. Any mature girl that comes near the occupant will have slight mental sickness.
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I heard it is cured in Anambra but you may try India.
Sorry.
Education › Re: See What Happens When Students Are Late To Church In Bowen University by ITbomb(m): 1:08am On Apr 15, 2013
Most Nigerian Pastors would prefer the God of the old testament with quick judgement by fire than Christ's grace and mercy
Romance › Re: Start As Friends Or Declare Your Intentions From Start? by ITbomb(m): 12:06am On Apr 15, 2013
kedukc: See, we're all humans, we all got some soft spots and if you hit mine, i'd melt for sure.
Can u pls give me a hint on those soft spots, amma hit someone.
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by ITbomb(m): 10:50pm On Apr 14, 2013
Br3nd4 n tonbari , u guys should settle the ish offline , this is a public faceless forum so u wouldn't bring anything personal here .
Apart from that , we are tryin to tidy up this place after the heavenly visitations today .
Thank you
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by ITbomb(m): 9:52pm On Apr 14, 2013
tonbari: Br3nd4 why didn't u tell me Mazi is inspired? Oga mazi i hail thee. The ENLIGHTENED ONE.. #illuminati
A whoring father
Mama wey bin dey eye Corper for sec school and now an
Illuminati Uncle?
God forbid
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Amma go for a DNA test
Something fishy about this family
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Culture › Re: Nigerian Mothers Shld Be More Careful With Their Young Daughters Around Men by ITbomb(m): 7:56pm On Apr 14, 2013
onila: most of the guys that tried to fuc..k me were gatemen, houseboys etc. .I was never approached by an educated Nigerian man
No wonder u can't hold an intelligent conversation especially with educated minds like me.
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You suppose go village go make enquiries why gatemen , houseboys, mechanic , aboki shoe maker dey follow u
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I will always mention you in my prayers
Nairaland General › Re: Stroke A Mans Dick, You Get Him For One Night. Stroke A Mans Ego, by ITbomb(m): 7:49pm On Apr 14, 2013
[quote author=m-ployer]What about Stroking both?[/quote]Get him for eternity
See Wetin so-called virgin dey for her room dey imagine, Touching a man's Pen¡s instead of learning how to earn her respect
Romance › Re: I Have Made 2 Girls Pregnant. by ITbomb(m): 5:36pm On Apr 14, 2013
I thought you would say your christoian faith does not allow you to sleep with two girls at the same time
Romance › Re: I Love Him But He Loves My Friend And She Dont Love Him by ITbomb(m): 5:34pm On Apr 14, 2013
This boy you are risking ur future and education for , has he buy drink to see ur parent?
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You have exams that will place you on better places for the rest of ur life with a good grade and you are here crying over a guy that can never be with you in next 3 yrs
Romance › Re: Help. Two Masters In The Same Ship by ITbomb(m): 5:31pm On Apr 14, 2013
maureensylvia: insults are welcomed.
I was about insulting u before I saw this
I don't give solicited insult.
It is obvious that your man truly loves you .
The dollar u r enjoying now is probably cos of his marriage of convenience.
If he has assured you of full affections and time as wife then go ahead. Make sure u secure ur life and that of ur children by having some properties in ur name .
Enjoy the dollar
Forum Games › Re: form a new name fromThe Username Above by ITbomb(m):
Bed
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*I no understand why I dey always think of bed when I see your name, do you work with Vitafoam?*
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Of God Or Servant Of God? by ITbomb(m): 12:23pm On Apr 14, 2013
mikeyhernadez: In the real sense,actually no man on earth is a MAN of GOD, rather a SERVANT OF GOD.
How do you know the mind of God is you are a servant.
Servants are not joint heirs with the Son or have any right of inheritance of the promise
Forum Games › Re: Make A Sentence From 5 Letters **reloaded** by ITbomb(m): 11:38am On Apr 14, 2013
Friendship is Learning Love Safely
TITHE
TV/Movies › Re: Game Of Thrones Vs Spartacus by ITbomb(m): 11:16am On Apr 14, 2013
SailorXY: Spartacus died?? Kai! So what happened to his body in the Series?
Una wey dey like part 2 , 3 ,4 to 10. Person don die u still dey ask Wetin him body do as him die.
Oya go watch The Walking Dead if u dey interested in what thee dead can do
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Wey that guy wey say Spartacus na drama abi na series of soap Operamini
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by ITbomb(m): 8:15am On Apr 14, 2013
luvmijeje: Today by fire and thunder I'm going to church.
Church makes you feel so humbled and grateful to your Creator
Romance › Re: Start As Friends Or Declare Your Intentions From Start? by ITbomb(m): 8:11am On Apr 14, 2013
Br3nd4: Making your intentions known from the start doesnt appeal to most ladies.
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For me starting as friends has always worked..
That is a lady speaking but there is always a greater danger of finding yourself in the dreaded 'friendship zone'.
Tactful approach needed
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by ITbomb(m): 8:01am On Apr 14, 2013
repogirl: Please can we stop the s'ex talk before this thread is moved to the sexuality section?
Section where the word of God is discussed is Religious section and I expect all to visit it today.
Literature › Re: NYSC: PPA:- Place Of Promiscuous Assignment by ITbomb(m):
rakumiii: Its one thing being a ssex addict....being a p'edophile is something totally way disgusting
...thanks...
I notice in nl when someone mention about sleeping with 16 yr olds , everybody will be shouting p'edophile , cradle robber.
Are 16 yr olds babies? An average Nigerian teenager starts having sexx at 14 yrs and at 16 she has started leaving behind his age mate male counterpart and sought for older guys.
A 21 yr guy opened a thread recently about a 16 yr old he is lusting after, n people where on his neck as if he has committed a great sin of sleeping with a girl 4 yrs younger than him.
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The fact based on studies shows that it is very rare for a 18-21 yr guy to get a gf of his age bracket so they go for younger girls.
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60% of guys here on nl who did NYSC in schools had slept with their students . [this is no time for confessions, I had already seen the priest]
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Kanu Nwankwo married a 18 yr old
and they have been dating n probably fucking before then. Our mothers were prepared n given in marriage whenever they had their first menses probably 16 , a 23 yr single was considered a disgrace to the family.
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So I ask again , are 16 yr old girls babies?

[Someone should open a thread on this , I will help push it to Frontpage]
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Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by ITbomb(m): 12:13am On Apr 14, 2013
Bantino: Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Wetin concern uhuh
The way you are following her up and down nl is quite irritating even at 12 midnight.
Can't you see she look scared?
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by ITbomb(m): 12:00am On Apr 14, 2013
Bantino: This NL suppose get instant private messaging system, if not, for be me and u n'abalia
And what private matters do u want to discuss at this unholy hour.
Oya go iron ur cloth , tomorrow na church
Forum Games › Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by ITbomb(m): 11:27pm On Apr 13, 2013
vision2050: new year prophecies have not come to pass.
Pass me the mic when you people are done talking about Mazi and his teenage girls
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by ITbomb(m): 11:18pm On Apr 13, 2013
Obinoscopy: Caracta was just a fling, there was nothing btw me and alasiby. It was just Uju and it was a long time ago. I'm sorry and will make it up to you kiss
Wait o , Caracta don turn to fling?
Just two months I left you , guys just dey fling you up and down with catapult
I've lost faith in Nigerian girls , I'm going to India
Forum Games › Re: ~<<The Last Person To Post In This Thread Wins>>~ by ITbomb(m): 11:13pm On Apr 13, 2013
Br3nd4: I Win! Hurray *jumping and crying*

Im coming lemme prepare my speech.. *blows nose* im so happy smiley wink lipsrsealed cheesy shocked grin; sad undecided
Sorry dear, try again next time

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