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Br3nd4: Okay game over. Everybody out >>~I will always be ur nemesis at the end of the thread. The thread will be locked at page 300 , so peeps continue posting |
Mbaise? |
The name of the evil spirit following you is Odudumini, it is a half developed demon that attract small gilrs to its occupant, after taking enough of the girls, it would render the occupant impotent. Any mature girl that comes near the occupant will have slight mental sickness. . I heard it is cured in Anambra but you may try India. Sorry. |
Most Nigerian Pastors would prefer the God of the old testament with quick judgement by fire than Christ's grace and mercy |
kedukc: See, we're all humans, we all got some soft spots and if you hit mine, i'd melt for sure.Can u pls give me a hint on those soft spots, amma hit someone. |
Br3nd4 n tonbari , u guys should settle the ish offline , this is a public faceless forum so u wouldn't bring anything personal here . Apart from that , we are tryin to tidy up this place after the heavenly visitations today . Thank you |
tonbari: Br3nd4 why didn't u tell me Mazi is inspired? Oga mazi i hail thee. The ENLIGHTENED ONE.. #illuminatiA whoring father Mama wey bin dey eye Corper for sec school and now an Illuminati Uncle? God forbid . Amma go for a DNA test Something fishy about this family |
onila: most of the guys that tried to fuc..k me were gatemen, houseboys etc. .I was never approached by an educated Nigerian manNo wonder u can't hold an intelligent conversation especially with educated minds like me. . You suppose go village go make enquiries why gatemen , houseboys, mechanic , aboki shoe maker dey follow u . I will always mention you in my prayers |
[quote author=m-ployer]What about Stroking both?[/quote]Get him for eternity See Wetin so-called virgin dey for her room dey imagine, Touching a man's Pen¡s instead of learning how to earn her respect |
I thought you would say your christoian faith does not allow you to sleep with two girls at the same time |
This boy you are risking ur future and education for , has he buy drink to see ur parent? . You have exams that will place you on better places for the rest of ur life with a good grade and you are here crying over a guy that can never be with you in next 3 yrs |
maureensylvia: insults are welcomed.I was about insulting u before I saw this I don't give solicited insult. It is obvious that your man truly loves you . The dollar u r enjoying now is probably cos of his marriage of convenience. If he has assured you of full affections and time as wife then go ahead. Make sure u secure ur life and that of ur children by having some properties in ur name . Enjoy the dollar |
Bed . *I no understand why I dey always think of bed when I see your name, do you work with Vitafoam?* |
mikeyhernadez: In the real sense,actually no man on earth is a MAN of GOD, rather a SERVANT OF GOD.How do you know the mind of God is you are a servant. Servants are not joint heirs with the Son or have any right of inheritance of the promise |
Friendship is Learning Love Safely TITHE |
SailorXY: Spartacus died?? Kai! So what happened to his body in the Series?Una wey dey like part 2 , 3 ,4 to 10. Person don die u still dey ask Wetin him body do as him die. Oya go watch The Walking Dead if u dey interested in what thee dead can do . Wey that guy wey say Spartacus na drama abi na series of soap Operamini |
luvmijeje: Today by fire and thunder I'm going to church.Church makes you feel so humbled and grateful to your Creator |
Br3nd4: Making your intentions known from the start doesnt appeal to most ladies.That is a lady speaking but there is always a greater danger of finding yourself in the dreaded 'friendship zone'. Tactful approach needed |
repogirl: Please can we stop the s'ex talk before this thread is moved to the sexuality section?Section where the word of God is discussed is Religious section and I expect all to visit it today. |
rakumiii: Its one thing being a ssex addict....being a p'edophile is something totally way disgustingI notice in nl when someone mention about sleeping with 16 yr olds , everybody will be shouting p'edophile , cradle robber. Are 16 yr olds babies? An average Nigerian teenager starts having sexx at 14 yrs and at 16 she has started leaving behind his age mate male counterpart and sought for older guys. A 21 yr guy opened a thread recently about a 16 yr old he is lusting after, n people where on his neck as if he has committed a great sin of sleeping with a girl 4 yrs younger than him. . The fact based on studies shows that it is very rare for a 18-21 yr guy to get a gf of his age bracket so they go for younger girls. . 60% of guys here on nl who did NYSC in schools had slept with their students . [this is no time for confessions, I had already seen the priest] . Kanu Nwankwo married a 18 yr old and they have been dating n probably fucking before then. Our mothers were prepared n given in marriage whenever they had their first menses probably 16 , a 23 yr single was considered a disgrace to the family. . So I ask again , are 16 yr old girls babies? [Someone should open a thread on this , I will help push it to Frontpage] |
Bantino: Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! Wetin concern uThe way you are following her up and down nl is quite irritating even at 12 midnight. Can't you see she look scared? |
Bantino: This NL suppose get instant private messaging system, if not, for be me and u n'abaliaAnd what private matters do u want to discuss at this unholy hour. Oya go iron ur cloth , tomorrow na church |
vision2050: new year prophecies have not come to pass.Pass me the mic when you people are done talking about Mazi and his teenage girls |
Obinoscopy: Caracta was just a fling, there was nothing btw me and alasiby. It was just Uju and it was a long time ago. I'm sorry and will make it up to youWait o , Caracta don turn to fling? Just two months I left you , guys just dey fling you up and down with catapult I've lost faith in Nigerian girls , I'm going to India |
Br3nd4: I Win! Hurray *jumping and crying*Sorry dear, try again next time |
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