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SMsmallH for our young girls

J12: Unfortunately, they're.

Obviously some dickheads believe they have the heavenly right to bed all hot girls and when they are turned down , they cry ' my ex fine pass u '

Redmosquito: Vannie! U seen my PM?!

Did they release u on bail or u jailbreak?
I'll put u back in there

abiL: SK,
Did She turned you down?

A million dollar question

QUESTION: Is he from the SS
ANSWER: No
Next person!!!!!!

Emzybrown: dnt understand futo do they operate 5.0 or 4.0 point scale.

5.0

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Ogugua wey fine pass u never make this kain noise. . .smh. . .
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This is plain childish.
That she does not fall like others to ur silly flirt made u so bad that u ensured she didn't get the Miss Nairaland.
Now u just made urself look silly by not getting over her.
Download her pics and start jerking off

this is indecency

so
No be them teach us how to make a country ungovernable?
If SS no win , we will make oil unproducible . *add new word*

We no dey go anywhere nah

For FUTO , if u messed up in ur first and second year , forget 2.1

Seun , which kind bad belle to clean those pals name for no. 8

I prefer 2.1

Nigeria does not even know how much is fed into the grid.
When Nnaji was there we generated 4k but power was everywhere , now above 4k, we can't see light for 20 hrs of the day

polokor60: The purpose of this scheme has been defeated,scrap the damn programme.

The army said they can't take orders from a bloody civilian except he is the CinC

which kind set of people?
They really need to be on a short rope or else they will tangle themselves
Jaybee n sexkillz well done

Sijo01: Lol........ Have been around, kinda missed u, no msg! Not fair u kno...... How you?

I'm good , still kicking bad aszz
Lets go off nl, jaybee dey vex dis days

Lynix: Holy schmucks! Who else got banned?

I warned them , they be busy about now creating a new ID

Sijo01: ^*thinking*........hmmmm, have we??

Surely , the feeling and aroma is still fresh
Where have u been?

bayulll01: @op congrat nairalander are so dumb,instead of you to ask the op reasonable question on how he scale through the interview pathetic pple asking for offering

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Seriously OP, tell us about ur interview experiences

@ OP, thanks for replying my pm.
Don't forget to email me the teller no. for confirmations and double blessings.
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God bless u for supporting the ministry and being an encouragement to others.
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Nairaland Ministry Worldwide
... where small shotz are turned into BIG SHOTZ

Sijo01: *yawns, wipedface, peeps in, falls back on bed*

U smell familiar, have we hug before?

190: sexkillz and Jaybee

why

This boy, u too like complain

Revolva: Seun should be given a national award - for this platform NL see how it has connected people and solve some problem

Person wey no gree follow me go some award nite wey even Linda Ikeji went. Make him hid for that Ota.
One day a site would come down and in 3 days we shall raise it up better and stronger

Four things
1. Cook for him
2. Listen to him [develop skills of holding a healthy conversation]
3. Buy little lovely romantic gifts for him
4. Respect him
Above all always follow your instincts
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And one more thing
U seem too eager to give 'it' to him whenever he would demand for 'it' [at least he don try to hold am this long] .
My advice, DON'T .
Tell him at the first time , u r not ready , if u give in at first asking, he will surely treat u like one of 'em and get bored

[quote author=uj_sizzle]what happened to chivalry? [/quote]There is full chivalry for taking a girl who had earlier warned u that she feel b¡tchy to your hotel room.
Not to do so would be wickedness and inhuman act to the girl

[quote author=uj_sizzle]everything sounds cool except the last part [/quote]So where else u wan go after the tinz I don spend for pool side , fuel to stadium and pay for drinks and suya and liver.
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Make I just go drop u and say goodnight?
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My village go disown me

una no go kill me with laugh , which one be ' samaritan purse' again ?
After u don collect finish , u still get ' other offerings'