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I'M ALWAYS FOR PRE-MARITAL TINZ

190 can bear me witness, the lady is not a Nigerian

Just when we thought we have treated all relationship problems. Another one surface.
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Now wey hole dey disturb another hole when rods full everywhere , Wetin we go do?

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What is it?
Another smartphone?

Celebrating Anti-Nature
Go and multiply
I wonder how many Nigerian girl would listen to her tale

WebsiteDesigner: Even without d 2weeks declaration, how much work does civil servants usually do during xmas periods? How many go to work? Most still take d time off, officially or unofficially.

People talking about economic implication as if the state depended on the civil servants for revenue.
Even if they are there, work is not done except maybe the cleaners

So if na Cross River wey dey go one month holiday, them for riot

I thought it was only applicable to girls.
The one who give us late night worries is the one our heart is as long as we have had a breathtaking beginning

La Professeur: i saw dana crash on France24 breaking news flash then i tuned to NTA for more detail and they were showing 1998 wrestling..what a shame, the other day it took them until the next day to announce the bayelsa helicopter crash with their erroneous reporters.

U go blame them?
All their reporters have been assigned to the politicians, apart from that , here is the procedure.
Chopper crash in Bayelsa.
Who is nearby? None , all are with His Excellency.
Lets send a team down there. Forward the team list to the DG for approval

bloody thread

I believe its time for me to get one of these smartphones.
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Sent from my Nokia 3310® wireless phone provided by Nitel.

omarky: Local station hass nothing to offer... The only thing they know how to do is to make noise on the activities of the state and federal government.....

Of course that is the main reason he say u should watch local stations.
He has a lot of free air time to talk govt 'achievements' on local tv and he is raged that people don't watch him

My fiance is one of the main reason I still have an MTN line for FAF. Same for her
For guys , if the talk is getting interesting , we better get a location with two bottles in between

They say they want a God fearing, honest guy but a nice guy is too boring.
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What I found out about them is that they want player who goes to church.
A nice guy who would shut them up when they are messing up.
An outgoing social guy who would be at home with them

U may not be able to pretend u don't know her and woo her back but one thing sure do work.
Once in a blue moon, create a scene, quarrel and stay apart. Then plan to woo her back.
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Here a paradox about relationship. The thing dey sweeter after a makeup.
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Come on, if not any, we all need Hilux for God sake.
Or is there a Nigerian Hilux equivalent

hrmkz: Jesus is lord!

U never see something

everything look good on paper, Nigerian leaders weyyy lack conscience, go carry the appliances and lock them for their mansions

Come on , the world is coming to an end in a few minutes and u people are still fighting instead of to line up and receive ur trumpet

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What?
Pass a budget in December?
Wey the people wey dey wait to negotiate their cut from the MDAs before approving allocation

and then , you kiss and make up
I will personally witness the kissing

unconfirm report . . .

Buy her a bible and invite her to prayer meetings

she is using her fourth airtel line after much stolen fone wahala so I gave her
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MUM4Z , Z for zain
Then for the other lines
MUM5M for MTN and
MUM6E for etisalat

Disappointing

Who is getting this contract?

Yes
Unfortunately , sex has been overrated

abiL: How will this information stop me from divorcing my husband in 2 days time?

190?