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[quote author=uj_sizzle]wetin dey hapun for tinapa?[/quote]Some poolside tinz, then go to Stadium for live music after that sit out at the Millennium Park, then straight to my hotel
'pant no re iro'

This should be on the Frontpage as well
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What do you think?

.well I'm all here for you.
Before we begin , I want to introduce you to one of the most important tool on Nairaland.
It is call pm.
Here's how to use it. Click on my name, the on my profile, u would see 'send email to ITBOMB' just click on that then go down and click send.
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When u do that successfully , we shall continue the tutorials in another place and time

Abi no be Press release?
Next we go heard BBC interview that he is well and he is playing golf, then a jet would bring him back at nite.
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In a few days time they swear in the Deputy Gov

Sorry to derail but actually it should be ' Hired Purchase'
The topic is somehow misleading

Can he Bleep?

[quote author=uj_sizzle]*yawns* i feel bitchy tonight [/quote]The feeling is mutual, wish u were here at Tinapa

adonisyung: Congratulation bro!...........plz use ƔΦU̶̲̥̅̊r first salary for tithe!and expect wonders in ya work place

Like I said

^^^ we are getting somewhere

Remember to drop ur tithe to the Nairaland Ministry Worldwide.
I'll privately mail u the official bank details to avoid abuse

Leaders of tomorrow can't organise a credible elections
I laugh in Annang

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Where have you been, Mr. ITbomb![/quote]Gathering cash to spend during Calabar festival

Caracta: Moiskweetoh has more letters than COW. You know i didn't go to school. I can't even spell my handle- caracta

Yea it is quite understandable, whatever u missed upstairs , u have compensation in between
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Pls lets not quarrel this night

Caracta I missed u
Maria I missed u
Come here my remaining Charlie's Angels

Redmosquito: ***Points screwdriver at his mouth****
What were u saying again?

U cannot fit do nothing
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Say any other word and I get u banned

Caracta: Moistkweetoh...

That small creature , u cannot even spell it, how will u be able to spell big creature like 'COW'

atbu1983: You are not used to having a caring nice guy by your side.

Two bottles of burnt barley and sorghum for u

MyNameIsIT
Does it sound weird?

Still have to wait a few seconds before my sign in click respond

Ojukwu discovered River Imo

Writing him a letter , reminding him of good days is not sneaky at all.
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What if I'm the guy and I reply u that ' I didn't know u spend the whole day thinking of that when I'm enjoying with me new angel '
How would u feel?

285 feets above sea level in some shallow waters facility

Maybe it is because of the kind of girls u hang out with,

she is tired of her friends, in fact she is
tired of going on dates and parties

I surely will not pray for a retired dates and party goer.
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It is written somewhere, 'catch them young and they shall be yours forever' , no someone who will be comparing you with Ex no. 4 and 6.
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Advice: know a girl before u say 'I luv U' and even think of marriage, especially if u found her online

and they need toll gates for maintenance of roads

***singing Fela***
Basket mouth don come again e o

Chokolee: First to comment..yeeeeah! If u comment after me..you are third..

I didn't say anything o

I heard some children were throwing xmas bangers in the direction of the chopper, one caught the blade.

This has been confirmed by Ukpaka reporters no need for further confirmations

.when are they going to predict that the price of ▒▒▒▒▒ will go down.

[quote author=Mynd_44]And how will I read Muki's PM?[/quote]Same way u read the other one.
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No more comment. Case closed

[quote author=Mynd_44]Okay.

OP, try sending her a PM and telling her exactly how you feel and let's see how it goes[/quote]So that u can read it shea