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U looked fully dressed to me, so uncomfortable.
Can u loosen up a bit while I eat

Caracta: Make a choice...
Which one are you hungry for, on your scale of preference?

Belle first
Feed me
Then any other kind of food, i'll feed u

Caracta: Just tell your wife you need to seal off a contract deal on your birthday. After which both of you can go on vacation with the kids.

That's my lady, bring the food pls
Or which one should I eat first?

Caracta: You mean, your birthday?

No , if I be with my family on my on coming birthday then on ur own birthday , i'll be with u

Caracta: *tears streaming down my face in a pool of anguish*

Come my luv, u know I can't stand the tears of a lovely lady , tell me what should be done and what should I tell my wife

Caracta: You don't have to kill her.
Forgive thy neighbour as thyself.
You have me. Worry not.

Lets strike a deal, u let me be with my family and I'll be with u throughout on ur birthday
Agreed?

Amen also
I hope your prayer pass the ceiling

Caracta: You deserve to be happy.
What makes you think your wife is not even having an affair?
I mean...she...she...she has not even allowed you to touch her...in three weeks.
And she doesn't bother where you spend the night.

You know I've been too busy to know about that if at all she might be doing it.
I hope not cos I will kill her

*holding her close*
Sorry dear ,

she was a queen before our marriage.
Her sagged br.east is because she breastfeeded my only son and heir.
So don't go there pls and don't spoil this night with you
Touch my belly , lets start something

Angel I owe a lot to you, I will make my decision and everyone will be happy.
Have u seen my son recently, the boy is big but getting too like her mum.
I need to spend time with him more

All you say is true, how can I ever deny that, but does that mean the business trip story would end up in ur bed signing documents with my natural pen?

Which one first, food or massage or talk?

*kissing her passionately*
I'm not reviewing any plan , I told u I'll be with my family.
That I'm here doesn't mean I'm with ur plan. Just that, I've been locked out of my house by my own wife and will u pls be magnanimous to give me shelter

Caracta: Oh, here comes my love. Can't wait to tell him my plans for his birthday

oh sweet , how was ur day,
u r smiling too much for my liking, hope nothing mischievous is going on

*Next day in office thinking*
My wife has refuse to talk to me today and my mistress is reminding me of the sweet moments.
God knows I really want to be with my wife but . . . .

got an idea.
Wifey has angrily decided not to talk for a whole day cos of last nite, so mistress can have the whole day.
Any good?
Let get something tonite

Bolushalom: play d wifey?

Yea

@Bolushalom, can u do the work?

Cuddlemii: Ok, send your team mate a pm
Merry Xmas

team not ready, Cuddle , wifey is nowhere to be found, and some liquor is making feel dizzy
Don't know whether I can make it after 10

delkuf: . but to accentuate issue, women are cheat, dog, lies

That includes your mother and sisters

Caracta: @bolushalom, you are right. Men can be very funny. Let's just pray we get the reasonable ones.

Come on Caracta , u know responsible guys like me abound , just that when the partner becomes passive, emotions grow wild

Bolushalom: Guys dont cheat because their wives r nt appealn, they cheat cos they are selfish nd greedy

Shall we open another thread about this or I should stand in defence of guys here

*already sleeping *
*curtains falls*