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[quote author=G.star]No wonder yansh dey sweet u!![/quote]Na jealousy go kill you. This yansh too sweet, abi u wan taste?

[quote author=pearl~hapi];Dand yes we already know nl is fun.teach us what we do not know[/quote]Baby, go to church , make NL no spoil u o

Now I can see , you have a special gift of disvirgining girls.
That's all God blessed you with on earth
Do you ever think of building a strong relationship or you just want to pip your ego with another of your victims

[quote author=G.star]Try anti-retro-virals.[/quote]Ok We've noticed you. . . You can now go and
play outside. . .Son

What exactly do you want from us?

pearl~hapi
I always daydream about her beauty

I can't really tell off hand .
I will need a pic of ur hand and another of the alleged V punny before we can make a deduction

sKy007: How come it is the man moving his waist up and down vigorously and the girl doing nothing is crying ' you are killing me o'

pearl~hapi is a virgin pls , she may not understand y

I am e-sleeping with pearl~hapi

Fesisko: it seems u have emptied ur drugs.did you need more medication?Foolish hi-diot.

At least you know she is referring to.
It aint my fault two drunkards conspired to
conceive you so stop hating.

bunmioguns: .
.I knew ur response before even viewing ur comments, can u do me one favor? abeg jst lay low make i see better ppl

OODDEEHH!!!

[quote author=pearl~hapi]doooo oooor!hapi aff strong!and wah waz dah on fb!ur issues are pilling up[/quote]Apologies Domina

Yea still dey find trouble , make trouble no find u o

Yea we have aliens from Mars and demons from Jupiter and some familiar and unfamiliar spirits

Jus when i thought i'd finished classifying all d
madness on NL,u suddenly pop up!
No offence bro..but things like this jus dnt worth opening a thread for.

anything with Kobojunkie in it, count me out

[quote author=pearl~hapi]dream kor ni!u shall only have another nightmare of your village juju chasin you.[/quote]U don start shea, you no go sleep
I will give you one now that will make you cry to your bed

[quote author=pearl~hapi]@searchingforlove*sheby guys don finish for ur niehbourhood+i percieve jealousy[/quote]I have a dream
That i'll find luv on NL

[quote author=pearl~hapi]ITbomb u r really a bomb.u r distinguishli wiked!lmao nd u musto appologise for dis.anyways I didn't do all of dat listed ooo nd am no mor a babe•i nau chew bones nd am a preety fast gurl.I learn fast[/quote]She is killing me softly

Has pearl~hapi seen this?

so true
=((º°˚˚˚°ºНAĦAНAº°˚˚˚
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waiting for one year for a single piece of punny?
Even devil would agree , that is evil and plain wickedness

That's my girl

slimyem: smh @the perl-happiness...
can someone please tell her to get rid of the annoying and useless bold dots?

get used to it. MOR0N

Sijo01: Nxt time u murder my handle, am gonna eat u raw!


Back to topic,...... Good to know that you are learning fast...... I guess you are ready for induction......oya, get th following items after which you will be officially welcome to the bashing club:white she-goat, white duck, white cloth, the front teeth of lioness(dis wil bring out d action in u) n above all, a might grass-cutter n a turkey foot.

You forgot the feather of a nine year old vulture that will be use to chase away the evil forces of 190, Mr. Cork, sexkillz and their likes.
and a chameleon egg that will help you stay away from Ban especially from sexkillz after he unsuccessfully tries to chyke you.
He is the moderator. Dont ask me how. in Nigeria everything goes

Rocktation: Just look at you now, teacher. Your presentation is poor. Without hassle, a good writer would put the suspense in a story, without making it seem as though it's a quick puzzle that everyone must solve. It's an effort made, anyways. Now, the literature section is to the left. You really should go polish up your skills.

and you think this is a quick puzzle that everyone must resolve?

Rocktation: When murky reactions to preceding actions are celebrated, confusion becomes the order of the day. Unfazed by the unwavering glare of atonement in the dim future, the bloke's entire globe condenses with shimmering sensations; the aftermath of a revenge dish eaten cold. His left feels so right and he tells himself, 'atimes, bad is good'.
And for the world and himself, he stays prepared to argue his right to be fine again.

Keep smoking that sh.!.t

If you can't beat them, You join them
Blend in.
Once again, Welcome to Nairaland

[quote author=pearl~hapi]Well here cumz d concludin part of my story•for dat waited long for dis sowi for d distractions nd delay•. D lady happened to be an only child from a wealthy home,she had all she needed•she got into skul nd met d young guy wu wasn't rilli frm a wealthy home•she gave up everytin for her,her skul fees,her feeding moni nd all dat her dad eva got her•she knew was brilliant nd cud build up a future for dem both•after skul,d guy graduated as expected yle she was jt dere hopin to be seen tru by d guy•d guy got all d moni he needed nd proposed to her•he tuk her home to meet he's parents nd behold standing before d young lady was her uncle who has been havin issues wit her dad•now she had lost everytin nd not onli had she been goin out nd slipin wit her cousin,bt she had lost her education nd d tot of standing to tell her parents her tale made her feel terrible nd helpless•dat z d end of my stowy•i love u guys to bits#Godknowz#[/quote]Sweetheart. The story look hurriedly concluded.
How do i get the full script. Remember the audition penal had already been seated. I cant give this to them na.

All we are saying is
Continue the story if at all you were not scared

[quote author=pearl~hapi]The young lady cried all day nd night•refusing to eat nor talk to anyone•her family wondered wat cud be wrong wit her as it was unusual of her•all she did was wallow in tears,screaming out a young mans name each time her friends consoled her•on the long run,she opened up to a friend of hers on why she's been in pains•guess wat it is she told her frnd•*crack yhur brains*[/quote]

nikkyshyne: •So, she got• pregnant and• the guy dumped• her arse?•

So ends the story , u all can now go outside and play.
Thanks for scaring away the OP
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