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Women are not good with power
They are always insecure and want everyone to bow to them.
They go extra length to show that they are in charge

Make dem comot for person shop first

If "Dad is a millionaire and mum a professor", her bride price won't pass 100k.

Only poor people put a price on their children

Of course, even me I will deny
It's too embarrassing

Meanwhile let's wait and see what the excuse would be when asked to produce it

Let's say you live in a self contain 150k - 180k
Keep 15k per month for rent
R = 85k
- normal savings 10k
R = 75k
- TP (4h per day) 12k
R = 63k
- call credit (1h per day stingy) 3k
R = 60k
- NEPA + fuel 10k
R = 50k
- Food 5k per week 20k
R = 30k
Provisions (toothpaste, beverages etc) 10k
R = 20k

The above is basic

20k remains for the "luxury" below

Water money
Uncle buy me biscuit
Send money to buy drugs for mama
Some drinks
Sweetheart mumu button (urgent 2k)
New shirt and trousers
New (ok) shoes
Repair gen

DAramis:
Not only humiliating, it will break him (and if care is not taken, might take extreme decision just to exit this world.... It was already alleged that he is an alcoholic person). The wife is the only thing he got now since he separated from his family.


But on a lighter note, He could have stilled married a sweet 18 year old girl with tear rubber permit rather than this his current wife with [b]fairly [/b]. I have never heard any single scandal about his elder brother's wife sha.

You call FOUR (4) YEARS fairly used?
You are part of the problem

DAramis:
It will be very unfortunate if this megahn dump Harry if there should be any issues between them in the future.

I hope she would be willing to make sacrifices for Harry just like he did for her by sacrificing his family and choosing her. But in Africa, such cannot happen sha because you marry into a family not an individual.

That's what I have been emphasising

Didn't she saw the family she was being married to
Her leaving Harry would be so humiliating

As far as Nigerians are concerned, IN CASE OF ANY DOUBT, PRESS TOYOTA

We only buy other brand if we really know about it

Audition for Man of the Year 2021 has just been closed

Amma buy dat niqqa a beer every fvrkin day till the end of the year

Picshure or

Why the threat, must it be about war?

Can't we disintegrate or restructure peacefully

Anytime oppressed people talk about getting their fair share, they respond with war stories

justosee:
We are all Christians but the Catholic church refused to appoint someone who was most qualified because he is black.

If you mean the office of the Bishop of Rome, it is high level politicking and it is selection by voting not appointment of the most qualified member

Ddokie:
Tell the Pope that there is nothing wrong with being tribal in Nigeria.

Being tribal simply implies looking out for the good of your own people.

See the ones we call Christians in Nigeria
Luke 8
But He answered and said to them, “My mother and My brothers ( your own people ) are these who hear the word of God and do it.”

Of course

They did it before, they can do it again

For those who were not old enough to read newspapers back then. (thank God for GSM) I will recap

Military oversaw decay in public infrastructure, government workers were owed months, Nigeria was a pariah state, killings and heavy armed robbery all round.

PDP came and restored back Nigeria even when oil was sold for $25 to 30.
PDP brought policies and blueprints that shaped all aspects of the economy, from banking to manufacturing etc
PDP took Nigeria from a battered economy under Abacha to the top 10 fastest growing economy in the world

APC happened and bastardized everything.

Don't give up, PDP did it before, they can do it AGAIN

I think the main issue here is that the pussi is too wide

If you have fairly good roads and a reliable mechanic, go for evil spirit and enjoy a classy ride

Lower maintenance costs = Lexus

With melting dashboard

Not just the usual throttle engine, check tyre and shock, leakage kind of check

For Tokunbo, also do VIN check and history
- if accidented, the extent of the damage (chassis, cooling, airbags, engine)
- if flooded, bigger issues later

ayarandy:
Good evening my beloved NLders. Please I need an informed opinion on which of the aforementioned brand i should go for . Thanks

Why not
Hyundai Elantra instead of Sonata
Or
Nissan Almera instead of Altima

Lesser issues. I will rate Elantra above all

I drive a Hyundai Accent 2013, going pass 150km and still strong, lubricated by Total quartz 7000 mineral based synthetic (can't afford full synthetic sha)

When Presidency is more powerful than the President, the country is a joke and need not to be taken serious

First stop >> Oyigbo

A State with one of the worst basic education infrastructure is building a N30bn worship centre.

Who did we offend?

Monogamy:
You dey mind FG, if they are given order for shoot at sight with anyone seen with AK-47, no be opportunity for bandits, terrorists, criminals to upgrade their guns?

No need to upgrade, na who shot first obey the order

The slowness is mostly on MTN network

I'm now using Opera with VPN activated (private tab) and everything is OK

It's just a flesh wound, nothing to worry about