₦airaland Forum

u guys think it's easy on the side of men? U tink it's easy to be eating one type of food daily(say, eba and okra soup)? Or u tink it's easy watching just one TV channel forever(say Emmanuel Tv)? Haba mana, man need try anoda tin once in a while

the IT boys dont wanna update something and later the oga at the top will say it's anoda

mine is showing "Number plate has been assigned to ...... However, vehicle registration is yet to be completed"

Zumarocket: emenike and enyama

mikel made plenty errors dat slowed our game...

Naija for fall my hands if no be say i fone dat ref.

so u actually called the ref? Na wa 4 naija connections oooh

after a few yrs,the technology (platform) changes. so how dis boy go wan use dis certification take find job wen him graduate now? it means him go de write new exam each time d platform changes......waste of money. but i congratulate him for his courage sha

bodashee: yeah. it is true. it crashed just few minutes after take-off. i work around airport road, and one of my co-workers was stuck in the traffic that resulted from d crash. the plane is a small plane, Associated Airlines. it was chattered to carry Agagu's body to ondo, along with some other people meant to go for d burial in Ondo. not too many survivors as of now. lets be praying sha, becuz where d plane crashed is really close to where fuel for the airplanes is kept.

this is not a good omen at all

gas is cheaper but charcoal is cheapest

BBC, Aljazeera and CNN will play low on this good deed by a Nigerian. But if na Abdul Mutallab and that British born Nigerian wey mistakenly stab solja, dem go dey play am from morning till night for 14 days

Sam0: Pls wat about people with natural open teeth?cos i will like to join the military

No sir, u wont b taken because ur open-teeth makes a natural window for a bullet to pass into ur mouth

berem: I love the shape of Fashola's head in the third picture. no insult intended!

I hope the exercise is free sha! can't wait to have my residential card.

EKO ONI BAJE O!

How does it compare to map of Nigeria?

aeu1: Forum members, kindly advise:I've heard severally that 1.6L engine when it gets old, the weight of Golf strains it, is this true, and if one, prefers 1.6L engine with Factory AC, is it available? Some people are claiming 1.6L engine don't have factory fitted AC
N/B: 1.6l sized engine with AC is preferred because of insistence on minimal fueling expense. Advise please

I use a 1.6L engine and it came with a factory fitted chilling A/C.

alienvirus: I have VW beetle for Mr Adeboye and Peugeot 504 (300, 000km) mileage for Oyedepo.

"The god we serve is not a poor god and so i will reject your gift"

"Sow as much as God has given to you, pay your tithe, i shall not collect this meagre gift because you are a multimillionaire that can afford a Lamborghini"

@Digriz, i can send u a copy of the manual at a relatively cost if u so wish. Send me ur email and small recharge card to get data on my modem and u will get it in 1hr

Oga Siena,
i use a manual tranny 1996 golf 3, 1.6 and i am facing dis challenge:
(a) Temperature is always midway at 90 degrees even at highways and on aircon.
(b) Temperature bgins to rise steadily if i run into any slow traffic or i drive in a crooked, bumpy and untarred road (at low gear).
(c) I have never changed the coolant because of my inability to get G12 and hence i have diluted the exixting mixture with water.
(d) Thermostat must have been disconnected but does it really matter? Afterall it's just a golf 3 and moves fine except for the rising temp immediately i approach a traffic hold up.

Pls, how do i go about tackling this issue? Do i need a radiator wash? Do i need to fill the radiator with any off-the-shelf coolant? Do i need to reconnect d thermostat? Is it a problem caused by my recent changing of spark plugs?

@Siena,
pls strongly consider opening up of a VW/Audi workshop in naija. Preferably, in the outskirts of Lagos or Ogun state (or even in Oyo or Edo state).

Ur online and free-of-charge assistance is highly appreciated but we still can't find auto mechanics that can administer ur prescriptions.

Thanks a lot, ur reward will start frm this world

@OP, jus check by d top right hand corner if there is any number handwritten in pencil (dis shud b ur nysc state number given to u in d camp).
Dis is d only way to fast-check a genuine nysc cert.
There is anoda way dat involves using mercury light but send me mtn 600 b4 i go tell u

Hello NLanders, i jus observed that MTN family & friends numbers are presently being billed same as other MTN nos.

This whole thing started a few days ago and when I called Mtn customer service to report the matter,i was told its a network problem that they have been trying to work on. The customer agent even testified dat the error is making d network to be charging F & F nos @ 25K/s.

Fellow NLanders,is dis not a scam? Are we not being compelled to vomit what we hav eaten?

Pls, show dis on d front page so that NLanders will be aware(because a lot of ppl are nt even aware of dis gimmick by MTN)

if GEJ can giv state pardon to alams, den Obama can equally grant dis boy Presidential pardon......i jus dey tink out aloud

@OP, pls tell us if d slaughtered students are of southern or northern origin. We need 2 knw if dis BH boys only kil igbos and southerners alone or if they kill muslims and northerners along too.
May d soul of d innocent students R.I.P

dis issue is somtin else....ppl are rili cmplaining abt dis slot at The arena,oshodi. It's high time d govt closed down dat branch

although am a strong xtian but am truly hapi dat janet jackson has converted to islam. God, am so hapi because she gonna find peace here on earth and in d hereafter. Thank God she didnt join any of dis funny religions like,em,em,em,em, abeg call dem 4 me

eggheaders: dude the hypocrisy of you and your comrades in stupidity knows no bound.ain't y'all nitwits the one saying your brothers should come and establish whatever business they doing up north in the east that life is more precious than whatever money they making in the north.double speaking runs in the DNA of mo.ronic simpletons like you turncoats.and again you wanna start the ethnic shyte again.we will be ready to give you and your fellow subhumans the adekunle treatment.

pls, don't giv dem adekunle treatment. Its 2 early to start callin for dis

May d almighty deliver us all frm d spirit of vocabularism. Amen

if na GEJ vehicle break down for angola.he wil imediatly sack his Protocol officer and den order for d purchase of a bullet proof chopper

The meeting is only for presidents whose wives speak impeccable English

dis combination is nothing but wishful thinking. We all knw dat IBB,OBJ,GEJ and other corrupt past leaders shall neva allow buhari to step into dat seat.....

They all knw dat d man will hunt dem down

Arysexy: so d people that wia killed inside luxurious bus are not innocent?

my broda, two wrongs don't make a right. it is beta to allow 100 criminals to go (instead of hurting 1 innocent soul). the bus bombing was a bombing encompassing any passenger in d bus (whether muslim,pagan or xtian) but fegge killing is selective,can't u see?

Idi Amin: U DEY KRAZE SHEBI U HEAR ME SO. BETA CLOSE DAT STINKIN HOLE AT D CENTRE OF UR FACE U CALL MOUTH IF U HAV NOTHIN SENSIBLE TO SAY.

Idi amin, ur name alone has already shown what u are. i dont need to argue with u. pls, try to always write ur forename in full [Idi0t] and stop shortening it

And this ariaria and fegge boys will be f00lishly jubilating that they have staged a reprisal. i laff in vernacular....hahahahahahaha....Na common hustlers una just dey beat for nothing. You guys should be selective in ur targets. Try to choose the real perpetrators of the crime. Go to north and look for boko members and stop hurting innocent people that are seeking economic and security asylum in your land

it doesnt bother me cos they are all PDP states

but i tot dis govt ppl hav realizd dat nigerians hav bcom wiser dan b4. We don read thousands of all dis vision and project plans.....none has eva seen d light of d day.....all na job.
Iya basira,abeg serve me eba and owho soup o'jare