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Politics › Re: Buhari Pictured Alighting From A Helicopter by itsMrIke(m): 11:33am On May 17, 2015
Texcoco:
[color=#1980BC] There is nothing stylish about an illiterate nomad who feels more comfortable on horse back or foot herding his cattle than cavorting in a rotary winged V/STOL aircraft.... [/color]
And another idiot has been given a phone with internet...smh
Romance › Re: How Is This Possible?::pictures!!:: by itsMrIke(m): 7:50am On May 12, 2015
OP you are so ignorant and rude.
Why poke your nose into others business. If she is your friend, are you happy that some mor.ons here are insulting them without even knowing them?

And to the lot of you who have chosen to insult these girls, continue wallowing in your stupidity. They have a family and they are happy, but you people are lonely and sad yet you think you are better than they are.

SlowPokes every wia...SMH
Romance › Re: How Is This Possible?::pictures!!:: by itsMrIke(m): 7:43am On May 12, 2015
kradleber:
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You are calling them Animals cos of their sexuality?
Thank you. I thought I was the only one who saw the idiotic post.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 1:55pm On May 07, 2015
Juonx:
Ooh now u r. lamenting..
welcom. to naija, my friend resumed long ago!
fellow faan staff.. i congratulate ya'll, n som of u shuld stop psychin ursefs joor
Oh please shut up!!

Can't you see people are celebrating the fact that their names just came out? Are u alright??
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 1:53pm On May 07, 2015
Of the 3 people in Enugu SO II, only the guy there has his name on the list of those sent for PFT/interview.
While the AFO II person's name isn't in the said list.

Hmmm...
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 10:23am On May 07, 2015
olisaemeka777:
Those names were not shortlisted for PFT/Interview! So how did they end up being on the final list! Is this not a FRAUD?
I believe the SO II, AFO II and DMO II lists are fraud. Anyone one in the house whose name appeared in these lists can help us out.

Now we can see what the HMA; Rep; Senate, MD etc lists are all about from yesterday morning.

You see it now.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 9:34am On May 07, 2015
Chai!!!

With all my analysis, my name still didn't come out?? Well, it is all good. Guess I will move on to other things now.

Congrats to the successful candidates.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 7:57pm On May 06, 2015
DeanOlamide:
Like seriously? U don hammer finish... congratulations.... I swear u are good to go.... where u do ur pft?
Thanks bros....hahahahahahahahha
I did mine in Enugu.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 7:46pm On May 06, 2015
DeanOlamide:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha thank u ooooo bros.... Wish them upgrade me to dt.... how u take grade ur self abeg
okay, make I tell you and @octoriaric

Name: ItsMrIke
Post: SO II
Qualification: B.Eng.

Evaluation Score
CBT - 16.6% (i.e 83/5)
PFT - 12% (Yes o, I try well well for dat one grin)
Interview - 45% (I finish work for here, plus I don pray tire join am)
Height - 4% (I pass 1.7m well well na)
Age - 2% ( sad I don reach 30)
Qulification - 3% (I no know how to grade this one sha)

Total - 82.6%
Remark by Recruitment team - Very good result, placed on Merit list.


Well na my prayer point be this sha....hahahahahahahahaha
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 7:32pm On May 06, 2015
DeanOlamide:
31 during the application and exercise = out but 30 during the application and exercise = check.

You good to Go.
Omo bros, na you for coordinate this recruitment for FAAN o... You try...hahaahahahahahha
Well done my guy
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 7:29pm On May 06, 2015
yemostar:
@ItsMrmike, can u see now my bro, the other day i raised an issue concerning this, asking why the pple with Bsc would apply for lower cadre positions and u seconded the question but some pple were strongly against this and caused a lot of uproar! Now only God will help them now since FAAN is now serious with it...
Yes o Yemostar. I remember vividly.
Even this my guy DeanOlamide follow shout us down. Now FAAN has stated it in bold letters.
Well, I still dey hopeful till list come out.
I just graded myself and I scored 82.6%...Hahahahahahaha na #Godwin o
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 7:25pm On May 06, 2015
DeanOlamide:
Age................ normal naija working age to 30 = check. Below and above sorry.

Qualification......... eg university diploma is not equivalent to OND if u applied with university diploma u are out and if u exceed university degree in any position, trust me u are out.... the highest they can accept for any of those lower cadre is a Degree = Check...

Height === very obvious if u are up to the required height, thanks for coming = check and if u are below = out...

Why they emphasized on these is that some people actually escaped these like a guy that i met in Enugu was 37 and has doctored the affidavit that it was obvious..... and the other one that sat exactly closed with me during my interview was as short as this my phone.... I mean 1.4 and I was 1.85.... even the guy knew and he told me he won't make it and I said he should chill cos I knew he won't but I have to give him some hope....... so with that u will know that these little things will fail many...... start accessing urselves now....



Still hold strong.
So what about those of us who were 30 when we applied, but will be 31 later this year?

Some of us clocked 31 in April, which is still after the exercise.

Bear in mind that the requirement during application is that you can't be above 30 as at last birthday, which many of us fall into.

What's up with that?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 6:26pm On May 06, 2015
Juonx:
i dnt know aw ya'll will take dis but I know all tins work togeda for my good.FYI appointment letters v bin Issued out...they v bin posted out, u can scream n throw tantrums but D truth is recruitment is over.I spoke wit a friend who confirmed from one of us(i mean candidate like u n i who participated in d recruitment exercise at ikeja)he was posted to abuja n has resumed.Quote me... and move on!
I hope you know how silly you are now.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 6:23pm On May 06, 2015
falaye75:
Oga o. Why should faan call us for PFT when they know they won't interview us at Lagos center. Just visiting faan website, posted it there that interview is a most for APL which is 50%.just wasting my t. Fare. God is in control sha.
It is not everybody who did PFT that did interview. Only those who did well in the PFT were invited for interview.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 6:04pm On May 06, 2015
DeanOlamide:
U



Actually when I posted the criteria here someone from God knows where challenge it and I only walked away cos if I asked him how he got what he said he will end up embarrassing me and I stopped arguing with him..... well quite alright I will pull another issue up when I leave my office as regards some of us fate here cos majority bleeped up in the interview but calm down and don't rush me yet...... my call is still going and someone hasn't picked........



The criteria above was given to u all by me and I didn't omit anything from it and exactly what u all just saw on there website.....



Let someone pick the call first and I will be back....


Where is ibrostar and mofetemi I think the house deserve some apologies from them at least 20 pages of it....



Hold on people you all will smile soon, I mean the bold ones.....
Hian!!!


DeanOlamide this your comment ehn!! E be like who really proud of himself o.

Well kudos to you and ur contact. I respect Moral131's and your contacts sha.
Family › Re: Judge This Case by itsMrIke(m): 5:53pm On May 06, 2015
When you plan to visit someone with the intention of spending the night, it is expected that you will have to eat there.

The only time you can spend the night in a person's house without having to eat is if you got there late on an emergency.

This trip was planned, the mother was informed and she prepared to receive them. For the lady to refuse the mother's food speaks more of who she is as a person than the mother-in-law to be. It is obvious that she just followed the guy to his mother's place to fulfill all righteousness, that is no wife.

The man is a slowpoke as well. So he is going to spend the night with his mom and he still allowed his fiancee to cook and then proceeded to eat?? What kind of people are these? Don't they know how simple social meetings are done?

I do not support the mother's stance on asking the son to choose between she and the fiancee. I will instead have the mother talk to the son about the type of woman he plans to marry, if he insists then she should allow him go ahead and live his life. But please, people, do not ask the mother not to get angry, do not force her to forgive the girl and do not dismiss her stance, for I see too that this wife to be is far more than she is letting-on
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 5:34pm On May 06, 2015
From the Selection Evaluation Matrix, it is evident that some people here actually have good sources, because about two people mention the criteria listed above. Kudos to them.

Now, I will like to ask if anybody can explain how they plan to score for Age, Qualification and Height?? I mean, seriously how will those be scored?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 12:58pm On May 06, 2015
The likes of Mofetemi and Ibrostar can now see that they have been busy peddling nonsensical rumours since.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 12:40pm On May 06, 2015
osagiemi:
They also said something like course of study should be relevant to the applied position. So my question is what course of study should be relevant to fire positions and how does this really affect?
Fire and Security didn't carry any specific course requirement. It was just any degree.

It was even stated in that APPS link that was posted this morning.

I believe it is the DMOs that have course specification.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 12:22pm On May 06, 2015
osagiemi:
Guys click on the "final selection process" it says check back after one week.
yeah, just seen it too
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 12:21pm On May 06, 2015
komputa29:
By 29th of may I will be 31. Any implication?
I don't think so, because during the application process they said we shouldn't be above 30 as at our last birthday. I will be 31 by August 16. So as long as you were not 31 before you applied, you are eligible, though we will score low in Age.

That is my hope anyway. God help us bro
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 12:13pm On May 06, 2015
Now we can heave a sigh of relieve.

But I am still tensed though. As am exactly 30 now.

SMH...lol
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 11:45am On May 06, 2015
House, please open the FAAN recruitment page now. It has been changed.

There is no more APP link.
The Successful Candidate list has been removed.

They now have a FINAL SELECTION PROCESS link, but it is empty.

Hmmmm....
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 11:17am On May 06, 2015
This APP link has fraud written all over it. I am not sure we applicants were meant to see that.

I just hope the purported free and fair recruitment process is not about to be tainted by HMA/CHIDI and the FED/SEN who will not be returning in the next dispensation.

All of us that tweet should start making noise now. FAAN's handle is @FAANNIG
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Khiaa. by itsMrIke(m): 10:51am On May 06, 2015
Happy Birthday Khiaa!! You are one of the few open minded and intelligent people I know.
Many Happy returns dear.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 7:10am On May 06, 2015
@ Adekunletosin. Just opened it. This getting serious. Whatever do they mean by 'DISQUALIFIED BY'?

And what's up with the options on the 'LIST'?

Hmmm..
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 1:55pm On May 05, 2015
When I also suggested we start a campaign to get a response from FAAN, some people here called me a desperado. So let's keep waiting in silence.
Romance › Re: Guys Be Sincere, Will You Miss Class If You Teacher Is Like This by itsMrIke(m): 9:11pm On May 02, 2015
Untainted007:
Just imagine if your Mathematics teacher is like this, will you ever say you don't like Mathematics, then you may have to skip her classes? Be sincere pls
Like how exactly?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 7:13pm On Apr 30, 2015
osagiemi:
some things were at stake, like the info on cancellation. Maybe they had the intention who knows(that's just my opinion though), hence the delay. But I know since the minister has directed the MD to carry on and conclude the recruitment process, we'll be hearing from FAAN ASAP. That I'm very sure of.
This is the FAAN twitter handle @FAANNIG
Let us follow them, they have been twitting updates up till interview level, so let us mention them in tweets and see if we will get response, at least on the delay.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 5:34pm On Apr 30, 2015
Smallville4live:
Helpful Information:

Shortlisting will continue until the final physical fitness test or until the target shortlist is met for each State. Where necessary, we will start another round of testing for States that are not meeting their target.
The impact of the selection process is that candidates that scored high (70% and above) may think that they should have been shortlisted. They may not have been because someone else in their State that applied for the same job scored higher. This was addressed by the additional shortlisting of the high scorers.
A candidate with a lower score from another state may have been shortlisted for the same job because that candidate is the highest scorer for that job from his/her State of origin. This is in line with the application of the Federal Character rules.
A candidate with a Master’s degree applying for Security Cadet, Assistant Fire Superintendent, or Assistant Security Superintendent is considered over-qualified and may not have been selected.
What is the relevance of this information?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 4:09pm On Apr 29, 2015
3poundz:
lol........ he actually fainted during the initial pft...but still he ws invited for interview the nxt day..... im sure those who did theirs in abj must have seen the insidence occurred. After finishing the interview he toht everything ws over,bt they texted him to come back and do the pft..... thats when they told him how important it ws..... he said there were also ppl that had problems the previous day and couldnt do the pft and were invited for interview.... they were asked to do it after
This story still sounds fallacious oga. How can someone who fainted be called for interview?? The fact he fainted should have already disqualified him as being unfit na. What criteria were used in Abuja centre? It is surely different from the ones done in other centres. This sounds dubious, if it indeed happened. It will mean some hanky-panky is at play here.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Faanrecruitment Online Aptitude Test. by itsMrIke(m): 1:40pm On Apr 29, 2015
3poundz:
lol....... the final score is a function of ur test score points+ pft and interview ....... the best scorers will be chosen first then followed ny the odas till the states slots is filled. A frnd of mine applied..... [s]he did his interview before the pft[/s]...... he even travelled bt they sent him a text to come back and do his pft.... wen he asked they said its a function of the final score
This sounds implausible. We all did PFT before we were selected for interview. So how exactly is your friend's case different?

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