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From the sound it, it seems the woman is the one with the problem. You have a man willing to make sacrifices for your sexual satisfaction, but you are choosing to play confused It is obvious the man is open to talks on how to better your sex life, please do not frustrate his efforts. Help him, allow him take other natural drugs, and bitters - they help men last longer in bed...Meet him half way woman, and stop running around the internet asking for what isn't missing!!!

tosyne2much:
picture of your dicck or adontbelivit

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

I don't know why I always laugh whenever I see this 'picture or adontbelivit' phrase... Oga wetin u wan use pishure do ni?

MrCork:
...ermm bro, maybe u shud go to food section ther is no red velvet hear: ...well, for the record, In London & U.S, Cake means *Bottom* ....but I guess ther in Africa, u people callit *Nyansh* . ...so does Thread now make sense?

You are making yourself sound even worse than ur OP...

We already understand ur cake euphemism (yeah grab a dictionary Londonboi), we are simply telling you that your Original Post is STUPIID niccur!!!

tonychristopher:
thats nice and I love your guts ...can I ask you something

have you ever made love to a lady
then lets compare it to the man

so how do you manage to cope ...with this
have you ever think of having kids


I am sorry to ask these questions... they might evade your privacy but pls understand me

Still gnawing at that bone, are we?
You my friend, are Bi-curious.

Here is what you will do...

Get a good recording device, record their noisy love making..

Then play it as louD as possible in the morning when the entire compound is awake, just keep doing that morning and evening...make we see weDa them no go shame!!!

AirstarKane:
Lwkmd nairaland won't kill me still waiting for comments like picture or adonbilivit

Hmmm...but the FTC has something like that na...LOL

debada:
Why is this even your train of thought? Just curious. ....

Thank you for this question...
Why are supposed straight opening threads about GAYs left, right and centre
All you niccurs aren't being honest mehn!!!

What nonsense!! Now I am convinced the moderators in Nairaland are Drunk. So this made front page?

Big Hiss!!

So D'Banj and Asa were in the same category and D'banj won Go home MAMA awards, you are drunk!!! Nonsense!!!

Orijin101:
R.I.P English

May your soul rest in perfect pieces

Hahahahahahahahaha...Yes o Orijin101 the thing tire me o.

And OP why are you still chatting with someone's wife Delete her number oga, and stop replying her messages.
But why you do only on(c)e na?? Na you no satisfy her when una dey date na!!! Hian

Danjuma827:
When we look at the Biology aspect of it. the major reason women prefer guys like us with long and thick dick is simply because they enjoy it more during sex. long dicks touches the cervixs of women and this alone can make her be in orgasm. and gives the the full pleasure they deserve.

You just said the dumbest things about sex oga. So you think bruising a woman's cervix is pleasurable Welldone o!!!

krazydave:
but then what about those women that constantly drive their husband to the edge??

cc: damstarr
-xender
-Xavierblue

If she drives you to the edge and you can't cope, then end the marriage...this is Nigeria, divorce is not expensive...don't lay a hand on your wife or girlfriend sef, unless na during kinky sex wey una two agree to.

From this your post, it seems you are reasoning along the lines of the moronic pastor ba??

So Jim Iyke don Dey get man boobs?? Na wa o

Now I am convinced the MoDerators on Nairaland are not as intelligent as I deemed them to be...
So una put this thing for front page Arrant Nonsense!!!
U can ban me if u want, but whoever decided to move this to front page is an iDiotic fellow... Simple...

And the Aborki went on 2 knees? He for lie down flat to propose na...

proxillin:
Boy...You are a good talent.
We need people like you.

We can help you refine your potential.

We the corporate coordinating committee of Vaseline Association of Nigeria (VAN)

Nothing do you boy..

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha...Chai!!! People of Nairaland una no go use laff kill me!!!

tonychristopher:
My brother, I have said it before and you keep accusing me, bikonu what do i need to gain. You wont understand the importance of good Bleep...lol maybe you have to get me your sister so that she can test my manliness and if i have gay leaning

were you aroused by the picture also ?


no mind me, i need to go extra mile to prove it


biko nu hapu m aka

Na true, give you his sister, then you bleep while imagining you are bleeping him ba?? Biko goan sidon one corner oga Bisexual!!

tonychristopher:
so what makes you feel I am a gay..I used the picture for illustration

for your information I AM HAPPILY MARRIED MAYBE BRING YOUR WOMAN SO THAT SHE CAN KNOW IF I AM NOT A GAY

I am straight as an arrow

So you think being married exempts you from being GAY?? The fact you chose to use caps to tell us that shows you are not so convinced yourself.

tonychristopher:
if I am a gay may it never be well with me
but
if I am not a gay but you accuse me of been a gay may you never see good things in your life
thats settled

Just see how you are cursing anyhow...oga stop this desperate attempt to convince yourself or anyone else...no one cares if you are gay or not...But you definitely are niccur

Lilswaghanxum:
If your teeth strong,you fit use your teeth break the ice

Hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha
Abeg na where dem they see people for this NairalanD

superleo1:
True doe and the gay org.y pic is hot.
I had a hardon staring at that.

Hian!!! Nwoke'm jide ya nwa yo na...Orgies are always distracting to watch...gay or straight!!!

superleo1:
True! I found out that my highly homophobic friend is gay though he's not aware that i know.

It is very much obvious that this tonychristopher is a closeted gay... See his feigned ignorance and anger at the gay act and then his sudden interest to be educated about it...From the posts I have read so far from the OP, he is definitely GAY, but why he is fake bashing GAY people is what I really don't understand...

Oh, so na him post all the gay pics sef...smh

ahsekeena:
Looool.
Pls send me a wedding I.V when the bells start chiming

Jacksparrow0712:
Lol. Who invites the bride to her own wedding? Never heard that before

Oya two of you should go get a room biko, and allow others to post comments na...haba!!!

CUM4WHAT:
[size=28pt]I ONCE RECEIVED A HANDJOB
FROM A DUDE AND IT WAS GREAT...........
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But oga you are straight na, how can you be collecting handjob from a guy bikonu

Why not?

Why is no one telling us the bail conditions? Infact make una no post anything about these men again until una get full details!!!
I wonDer how the MODs thought this is front page worthy sef...Nonsense!!!

Oga OP what type of news is this?? You are suppose to put at least a summary of the story if you want people to take this thread serious... Do you even think lalasticlala and seun want anyone to leave Nairaland to go read news elsewhere
Nwoke m do d needful biko!!!

Hian!! Something must be wrong with this so called man of God... So he is asking us to give to the needy, yet he is busy sharing cars to celebrities
As some Nairalanders would say 'Yeye dey smell'...nonsense!!!

Felitsa187:
What's ur beef? And I don't get how this is soo annoying that u had to start a thread on it to publicise ur annoyance. And Btw, don't generalise. Keep ur frustrations to urself cuz ur clearly d only one complaining abt wat ur gal does to u. If u don't like it so much, tell her dude and don't make a public statement abt it. Jeez!

Aunty calm down, the young man is just trying to make light of the situation na...

But seriously if you will not follow to eat the semo, then you will not share the fish na...but for meat no problem.

alexistaiwo:
hey. watch it DON'T CROSS THAT LINE

Watch it ke? But she is right. You should tell your sisters and female cousins to stop the annoying act or are they not 'Ladies'? Hian!!

Ebiz12:
So what is wrong me asking for a piece of his meat/fish.
For me most time its not about the meat/fish,I just like to worry am

Actually I like girls like this and I won't mind sharing cos I know Dem go worry me tire, my last babe was like that and I miss it!