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She did the right thing by walking away.

'Men will be men' should never be an excuse to toil with someone's heart. We keep forgetting we will have daughters someday.

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Someone wrote "419 Government"

Does he even know what it means?

Smh

This is hilarious

OkuFaba:
Such people need to be raped before they finally accept that Mr DICKson was created for their kittykats

Something is definitely wrong with you... Never should rape be joked with.

I am an Igbo man (@ least by origin)
I am a Igbo, by Nairaland tribalistic standards.

But it would be silly of me not to note the questions you have raised. I really don't like to delve I to this Kanu issues, as I believe I can never be influenced by somebody I know isn't very intelligent.

How can you keep ur family in the UK, own a dual citizenship and claim you are Biafran?

I have heard Kanu speak and spew so much hatred , that I wonder if my brothers from the East are really hardhearted. Haba!!! When did we Igbos become such a hateful group?? We used to be peace loving people who could live & succeed anywhere and everywhere.

Who thought us to hate so much. I will not support Biafra, because it is founded on hate.

So bash me if you want. I am a Nigerian and that is just about it. I don't judge tribes or religions, I judge people as I meet them.

Come to think of it, I have met more evil Igbo people than any other tribe sef.

To my Yoruba brothers from the West, or Afonjas according to Nairaland tribalistic standards. Stop it!!!
Never allow yourselves to be roped into a ridiculous tangle spawn in hatred. You people have been very accommodating. Why feed hate with hate?

To my Hausa brothers from the North, (don't know what Nairaland calls you)...you people have enough problems/crisis to deal with. Let us join hands together and deal with BH and herdsman who are hell bent on destroying your reputation of being homely and honest people. You can't fight the Igbos away, because we are an essential part of you people.

We all compliment eachother. So let us learn to tolerate our differences and embrace our similarities.

Peace

Chai

As a 'Igbo' i say congratulations to this very talented 'afonja'. Thank you for making urself and Nigerians proud

This is as comedic as it is silly.

Hope they are not serious?
Why do we always put the cart before the horse in this country

Wait, make I laugh finish

QuietHammer:
Why did you hastily assume that she is a feminist? She is pro-choice and just mirroring the pro-life's stance on abortion through that ridiculous bill of which she also knows is laughable. ...unless you are trying to say every person who is pro-choice is a feminist, which would be more laughable.

Finally!!! The only person who has comprehension prowess. Every other person who have read this post have displayed their idiocy... I was about giving up on Nigerian Youths until I read your comment.

Thank you very much...You people train you well

So he arrived the wedding at 'quarter past 4:30'

There are indications that the Assets Management Corporation of Nigeria (AMCON) has taken over Arik Air over huge indebtedness running into several billions of naira.

Although details are still sketchy, the AMCON management are expected to release a statement on the matter any moment from now.

Arik Air around midnight released a statement through their spokesman, Adebanji Ola revealing that: “Operatives of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) on Wednesday, 8 February 2017 visited Arik Air’s head office.

More details to come later...

>>>I have friends who work in Arik Air and this has been confirmed by them<<<

Lalasticlala, Seun and co please move this to the right section.

Thanks

Source:. http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/223041-breaking-nigerian-govt-takes-over-distressed-arik-airline-gives-lifeline.html

This is serious.

I don't know how things are done in IMSU, but the general thing is that before your name comes out for NYSC, it means you have a result and have completed your clearance. Only students cleared by their department, faculty and registrar can have their names sent to NYSC.

Secondly, results of students sent for NYSC must first be approved by the school senate. At this point, all cleared results are final and subject to collection.

Thirdly, matric/registration numbers always comprise of year of admission/department or faculty/number, so it is almost impossible to to have two people with the same matric number. If this is the problem, then the two of you who have the same matric number should be in this predicament.

If you have been through lol these then you know you have no problem, ur HOD is just being either lazy or vindictive.

So gather urself together, write in a very official capacity to the Registrar of the school, the Dean of faculty, the Dean of Exams and records and the VC. Give them time to resolve it, letting them know you wish to take further ction.

After which you should sue the HOD, the department, the faculty, the registrar the VC and the entire schools in a joint suit. You have grounds bro. You have nothing to lose and make sure when you sue you ask for damages cos they have wasted 4years of your life you can't get back.

My 2 pence

Isn't it the same Ooni that did thanks giving in Church

Why is there so much talk about the health of the President The man sef should just come back and deal with all the mess we are facing in the country

codedtins:
already dis dumb ass risky niggi is in for it.
under buhari regime
u exposing your sexual orientation
face
and also harsh tagging and instagraming yur gay ass.
soon hed be used as scape goat
cause of dis same bobrisky motherfhucka
dumb niggis look at 18 years like 1 year.
wtf
the devil in man.
dis niggi has got somany demons following him and copying him
an nysc homo did d same advert
waiting for a fellow dick to do dis disgusting shiiit.
all cause of money.
ugly ass risky die by anal cancer piece of shiiit.
dis niggi.
gay ass niggi prince.

died of some deadly disease. aids

gays dont use condom
most gays Bleep so very hard almost damaging the intestines
wtf so disgusting

in wiz khalifaz voice.
my body be black and yellow
black and yelloww.

disgusting piece of shit.

Okay, I hear you...
Now pass the weed to the next guy...

BeeBeeOoh:
Stop over-speeding like Dangote truck looking for things to crush. Is Buhari an ex-convict or not??

Why are you Nigerian Youths si incipid

Buhari is not an ex-convict. He was never convicted of any crime. He was only imprisoned by a Military Dictator. Huge difference!!!

But your Ibori was convicted in a court of law and served his full term. He can even face charges upon his return to Nigeria. And could be convicted again.

So tell me, why are you strongly supporting a criminal?

You deserve the leaders you get

Isryl02:
Orisirisi awards. NDLEA abi wetin dem call dis one

Bros abeg this ur comment gave me a good laugh... Thank you very much

So UNILAG law students couldn't win a simple debate?? And they lost to faculty of Management Science?? Kai!! No wonder our Judiciary is in tatters, when Business Managers are better argumentators than Lawyers.

kenonze:
Stoned? = wrong grammar
Stoned= A state of mind which occurs after smoking enough marijuana to the point where the user stares blankly into whatever catches his/her attention.
E.g
"I was so stoned I didn't notice the movie was in French."

Hurled missile should be a better phrase.


N/B stoned is totally different from "stoning"... .. .. Which is a form of capital punishment by hurling stone at someone until person kick the bucket

So no one is going to correct you? Okay.

'Stone' is a verb, and it's past tense is 'stoned'....
So madam keep kwaayet dia

DhimxyMaxwell:
Idiot gerara here

Incipid Buffon

EgunMogaji:
1) I'm extremely happy for them.

2) May god bless the mod that frontpaged this.

3) Many Nairalanders will be agitated even though they woke up sweaty with mosquito bites all over

4) Someone is going to accuse his father of being gay

Do you blame them. Ignoramuses everywhere... And to think they believe themselves to be sensible

DhimxyMaxwell:
Fool you must be gay

and you must be an 1mbecile

Beautiful

sukkot:
who is dat cute lil girl in glasses ? she doing it big

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3936451_freetrainfromlagos4_jpeg02adec612f54b271949bd8b3e83e7c05

We should all pause and take a moment to appreciate the majesty that is this little girl in glasses.. So much confidence in such a small body...she slaying abeg!!!

dainformant:
Governor of Willie Obiano Anambra State, came to the aid of a woman who was involved in an accident after she was knocked into gutter by a Toyota Corolla car along Adazi-Enu axis of Awka – Nnewi Road earlier today...

The victim, a young lady in her 40s lay inside the water channel with the car on her and no one to help lift it off her until the governor’s convoy pulled over. Obiano immediately came out of his car and walked towards the victim to effect her rescue, ordering his men to lend a hand and take her to the hospital in his ambulance....

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/05/governor-obiano-stops-his-convoy-to.html

So many things about this article reek of BS.
1) young girl in her 40s Did I read that right Or are my eyes toying with me

2) she was in a water channel, yet her clothes are dry...really

3) the car was on her, so the governor ordered his men...okay I can't even complete that nonsense. So a car hit the girl and climbed on her, yet the pic I see shows a young lady with no mangled parts Was it a toy car that hit this lady

I pray for the well being of the victm, but please let us chill with the exaggerations na...haba!!!!

Can you imagine this church poster?

For me I had a good laugh...

Lalasticlala, seun come and receive blessing o

But this one no go belle-full me na

How are we supposed to know

alatbaba1:
Confirm FP material. Wake me up when dis reaches FP

Dem lalasticlala never wake up na