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Lol...

For those of you claiming knowledge of the Constitution and protocols (yeah seunmsg & Tonyebarcanista, I am looking at you guys), please go back and read the post again.

It is said there that it is an 'environmental report', not a financial one.

So please go and check what the Constitution says on the protocol for an Auditor-General presenting an environmental report, then we can take you guys serious.

Nonsense

nickkylawve:
am immediately turned off by a guy who looks like he spends more time maintaining his appearance than I do. Complicated hairstyle? Muscles that clearly take many many hours in the gym to maintain? A tan from a tanning bed or a bottle? Totally not interested. I like to take care of my body, but if he's going to make me feel like a slacker for not doing my hair or faking a tan or spending time in the gym, I'm not interested in that relationship. I see men and women drooling over body builders and models all the time, and I just can't relate. Anyone who spends that much time focused on how they look is not compatible with me. so what turns you off

@ emboldened, who tans in Nigeria? Young lady shut up please. Your post reeks of jealousy. You don't want a guy who feels good about himself, enough to take good care of himself What a laugh

Okay see better source. I dey come, make I read the tori

See source

In sensible countries, he would have

Ahan, wetin spoil the handle of her top drawer?
And why the top of the drawer scatter like that?

Arrant nonsense

“We want Mr President to use his good offices to call the operators of these anti- graft bodies to order in the interest of peace. We should not bring down the shining light in Nigerian politics just because someone does not want to see his face. President Buhari should not keep mute on Saraki’s unjust persecution,” the group stated


Now I am certain we have scoundrels for senators. Really? So instead of these men to think about how best we can fight corruption, they want the president to stop a legal process, because if involves their leader?
Shouldn't they embarrassed that they voted a questionable character to lead then in the chamber?
I am ashamed for for these men.

Just see these pics on Vanguard site.
Derenle is really channeling his inner Cautlyn Jenner.
Please no judge am too much, I believe he needs to come out of the closet as a Transgender and get on with his life as a woman....

What do you guys think?

And she proudly flaunts it
Smh

Meet Thalia Almodovar, a fan of Kim Kardashian who was born a man.Mr/Mrs Almodovar spent over 70,000 pounds on image enhancement surgery to transform himself into Kim Kardashian.

The 28-year-old now enjoys preferential treatment in clubs and restaurants because of his/her newly adopted Kim K’s look.

Do you think she looks like Kim Kardashian

NB: Last pic is actual Kim Kardashian.

Source: http://nigeriacamera.net/photos-meet-the-man-who-changed-himself-into-kim-kardashian-lookalike-with-70000-surgery/

Abeg OP go and sidon one place.

There is no one true way to interpret a Nigerian accent. What with our very diversified ethnicity which influences the way many of us speak the English language.

Maybe an Igbo accent would have sufficed considering the Doctor is an Igbo man. Then again our people have formed the habit of removing traces of accents when we speak English especially we educated ones, so we often times come off as un-Nigerian.

Even the Nigerians who have starred in Hollywood movies don't even give good Nigerian accents...Take Chiwetel Ejiofor, or the guy that acted as Ike Dubaku on 24, or the guy that acted as Mr Eko on lost.

So give the guy a rest biko!!!

lalasticlala:
https://mobile.twitter.com/Gidi_Traffic/status/638619739892355072

Lalasticlala I am beginning to worry for you and other moderators on Nairaland.

Can't you see 'Mounted' written on the Van That should have told you that the van belongs to the Mounted Troops division of the Nigeria Police Force, which uses Horses.

Even if Gidi traffic is ignorant (as are many bloggers in Nigeria) you people here should know better. I hold NL in high esteem, but lately you people have been floundering.

Please try and regain common sense and stop embarrassing yourselves!!! Haba!!!

Seun abeg take note and retrain your MODs...SmH

I have had/been to graduation ceremonies and there is absolutely nothing special there. It is just an official event in the school na. If she will be having a party afterwards, then I am sure I can make it after attending and showing good presence at my friend's wedding.

But a friend's wedding?? Really?? If you are available on the day, you have no excuse to miss it na.

This news has been featured in front page before na...

Go home Nairaland, you are Drunk!!!

It seems the application is closed. Now what they have there is just Expatriate positions.

Those people who doubted, I hope you haven't discouraged others from applying.

[quote author=Doxkelly1 post=37248493][/quote]Go back to the site and click on 'login' on the top right corner.
Enter your details and fill out the form.

olanje:
It's a fat LIE Dangote is not recruiting for now, it just a jobsite probably generating traffic. Pls don't fall for this

Why do you think it is a lie, I checked the site, it looks real to me

Hian!!!

Nothing new here na....
We know this already

misreal:
INDICATIONS have emerged that the United States’ government is sending arms to the Nigerian military in its efforts to crush Boko Haram.

Facts that the US is sending arms to Nigeria came on the heels of the US Ambassador to Nigeria, James Entwistle’s revelation in an interview with one of our correspondents that the US government never placed arms embargo on Nigeria.

“There’s been a lot of misunderstanding on this issue before, during and after President Muhammadu Buhari’s visit to Washington. Let me be clear about a couple of things. One, we had worked very closely with Nigeria on the Leahy Amendment….The second piece of misinformation, which has been bandied about in (newspapers’) headlines, is that the US has lifted its arms embargo on Nigeria. There was never an arms embargo,” Entwistle said.

According to Radio France Internationale, the US Defence Security Cooperation Agency records show that the country’s Department of Defence is set to transfer military material to Nigeria.

The RFI noted that a DSCA list of “so-called Excess Defence Articles” slated for Nigeria indicated that the US Army was about to transfer Caiman trucks, armoured vehicles designed “to defeat current and emerging threats,” according to their manufacturer, British-based BAE Systems.

The RFI added that the US government was also sending armoured vehicles known as MaxxPro MRAP (Mine Resistant Ambush Protected), made by Navistar Defence, an Illinois company, and Israeli-based Plasan Sasa.

It is unclear which Nigerian military units will receive the equipment, but the report said that the US government had confirmed that deliveries were pending.

When The PUNCH contacted the state department to confirm the types of military hardware the US would be sending and when deliveries of the weapons would be made, the newspaper was directed to contact Nigeria’s Ministry of Defence.

The spokesperson for the US State Department, Noel Clay, via an email to The PUNCH, said, “The United States is set to expand its efforts to provide bilateral security assistance to Nigeria to counter Boko Haram. We will refer you to the Nigerian MoD to confirm the arrival of any US-origin material, but we can say that a key component of our security assistance to Nigeria in recent years has been training on the importance of respect for human rights and professional military conduct.

“Impunity for human rights violations by security forces not only tarnishes Nigeria’s reputation, but cannot prohibit us from engaging with involved units. We will continue to work with the Nigerian military to ensure they conduct disciplined military operations in accordance with clear rules of engagement and international law; treat all detainees humanely; allow access for independent monitors to all detention facilities; and hold accountable the perpetrators of unlawful violence.”

Meanwhile, a former Head of State, Gen. Yakubu Gowon (retd.), has said that prayer is the best weapon against terrorism.

Gowon, who is also the founder of Nigeria Prays, a non-profit organisation, said this on Sunday at the National Prayer Rally, which held at the Olive Tree Parish of the Redeemed Christian Church of God, Ikoyi, Lagos.

He observed that Boko Haram insurgency had been the most disturbing of all the problems of Nigeria.

“There is need for Nigerians to begin to change their orientation and begin to pray according to the will and purpose of God. The only way prayer can be of benefit to all is for us to ask that God’s will be done. We should pray that God will answer our prayers in way that it will be a blessing to all,” he said,

Gowon, as Nigeria’s ruler between 1967 and 1975, prosecuted the Nigeria-Biafra civil war.

He said the incessant suicide bombings in the country were enough cause for worry.

He said, “It is sad that some people wilfully take their lives and the lives of others. This is a great concern. There is no longer respect for lives. There is no regard for human dignity. This is worriso

Source Da??

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hematemesis

This can actually be a cause of what happened to the girl. The thing is, she could have been saved if people had left their phones and tried to help her.

It is a shame what humanity is turning into...SMH

Confrontation:
Seriously, the person who introduced this wooing drama is the most _stupid & hopeless being in the history of _retards.
Even a goat's IQ can't function this way.
The repulsiveness and gravity worthlessness of this thread is unmeasurable.
Going further, the emergence of this shitty thread could be traced down to certain factors - solitude, introversion, lack of ideas or poor logical reasoning, excess data from respective mobile network and idleness.
Jeez! Da fuq is going on?
How can people be this blinded to the extent of throwing off their dignity completely?
The chief annoying issue is the fact that the girls in question who are being wooed are maniacally laughing out their _asses while some cocksmoking _cunting _idiotic guys stress themselves to come up with lines for them.
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T!
I'm highly disappointed.
Weep not Nigeria!
Shaking my head vigorously in disdain.

Everything you said

I have been taking the pains to avoid the foolishness that is this thread for weeks...yet they keep shoving it in our faces.

Are people this insipid? Asinine mofos everywhere!!!

I just tire

Can we trust this ur source

Nairaland is beginning to look like a cheap blog ... Which MOD brought this to FP biko nu

OP which kind thread be this Any man who thinks he neeDs to be validated on social media surely has a complex problem...

By the way pishure of ur so called big kini, or ....you know the drill...

Idiat sombori

mecuzee:
The ones I know are enough as am not planning a career as a gigolo!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
You made me spill my Legend...haba!!!