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slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Na wa
Anyway every one got a right to decide his or her sexual orientation


But wetin dey wonder me be say me nor go fit leave the snail like succulent, wet, moist, slipery, soft, juicy, foamin, creamy and slimy pussy of woman for a man ass
The sweet moaning sound a woman makes alone self whenever you insert your fertile rod into them can't be compared...
Never I will never leave vagina
A vagina feels like a moist, wet, warm satin or silk sliding over my penis. It feels absolutely awesome
Like hot wet magic. I love when the clit swells and especially when I feel her center of gravity enlarging as I massage it.
Warm wet paradise especially if it has fat lips it swallows it so nicely.
Warm smooth with ridges wet and slippery. It gets wetter and wetter.

You have just spoken like a closeted homosexual.
Look at all the words you used to describe a vagina..lol
Only closeted people take this much time to validate themselves.
But you do you.

KillSars:
Shey all diz filthy spirit no dey tire to dey jump from one place to another?
Abi which kind wahala bi diz, pesin go fear STI still go come fear spirit wey get jumping skills join...

Abeg any female in need of a male stripper, I dey available..
My waist no fit do pas 320°, so no expect 360 abeg
I get a little bit belle no be the ball type sha, 6pac is still a work in progress..

Price is negotiable

You just give me better laff this morning
Men too dey need male stripper. No restrict your market for this economy

amenn500:
Are you married? if yes how many children do you have? Do you think running a family in this LAGOS of Nigeria na beans? Dont come here to come tell me how to run my fams.

Young man, I am married. With one daughter. Do you know why I have only one child after 5yrs? Because I have the sense to plan according to the availability of the parents involved.

You don't want anybody to tell you how to run your family, yet you brought your problem here. You are a learner.

Keep doing what you are doing. Your arrogance will soon blow up in your face. And na here we go dey wait you

Rita5:
A old man like you with a shaking marriage who can't understand simple social ques dey run enter nairaland dey shout I am confused . Something a small child will observe and know what's going on is what you are dumbfounded about and you dey form who born you to advice me . If you have had a little bit of emotional intelligence this situation would have been very clear to you. Na the woman wey marry you Bleep up. Well Nigeria has always been a place of desperation no surprise she followed you to the altar. Do well to tell her hello for me.

My dear, just rest. No stress yourself again. Let OP do whatever he likes. I have read all comments so far, and he seems to only like the comments of those who support him or are encouraging him to believe his wife is cheating in him. Na here we go dey when he go come give us update. Abeg ignore all the people insulting you. They will soon call me SIMP.

You can't talk to a man like this, obviously why his wife will agree with him and still do what she wants, because he doesn't have rational demands.

Just imagine the reason why OP wants her to stay home on Saturdays, is to "have her all to himself". This is the most selfish and possessive thing any man can ever think, how much more say.

OP, truth is Saturdays are a good day for her to go the market. If you keep commanding and banning her not to go, you will end up with a resentful wife. Do you understand how her shop works or its needs?? Try to understand her business. Then you can know how best you both can manage your time.

But trying to think you can command and ban your wife is going to cause more trouble than it will solve.

And relax with this Head of the house thing. This believe has killed many marriages. I am a Man no dey work again. Only small minded people think like this.

Good luck to you OP. And yeah, the rest of you bone heads can come call me SIMP. I am ready

siofra:
How do you think women feel when you people catcall or hit on them when they don't want it


Gay men please don't stop. Keep up the good work!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This can't be explained enough.

GAY, STRAIGHT, BI OR WHATEVS...Let's all just stop hitting on people who are not interested in our advances.

OP, I hope you have not continued to hit on a girl who has told you 'NO' before, believing you can convince her to like you... well this is exactly how they felt.

Make we all dey rest for this life sef

Originalsly:
I'm still chewing on her story ... just can't swallow it. Too many things not normal. She had reservations about travelling alone as a female ... but yet slept naked? ... on pretty much the first night? Lights out... room dark... rapist somehow enters the dark room ... takes off all his clothes... lays besides her on the dark bed... and strokes her breasts? .. rapist engaging in pre intimacy? ... and steering her hands to get a grip of his gadget? This must be the world's gentlest rapist ... the first and the last. More like they were probably hanging out earlier... she got high... he brought her back to the room... she undressed and fell aleep... and he made a move. He first fondled her breasts... and she didn't react... said she thought it was a dream ... maybe he took that to mean it was OK to continue ... got undressed and ready for action... and continued where he left off... handling her breasts and moving her hand to get a good grip of his goody... and that's when she came to herself.... two hours down from the high.... when she can now smell the guy. Place was dark... can't see... but knew the guy was naked. Wake up with strange naked cool and calm man in bed... and wouldn't scream? ... even a dumb woman would scream so loud that every drunk in 5he hotel would hear... it is the go to weapon in every woman's defense arsenal. But noooo ... she is thinking of running her hands on his body to identify him... really? The guy in turn ... finds her mouth in the dark and covers it. At 2 a.m he agrees to leave the room to go get a condom... from where?... the Mall?... and return to start the main course. Really?... just one more ... the guy took $1100 from her purse ... out for the day with $1100 in purse?.. in hotel? Why didn't the guy take it in the first place while she was asleep? More like the guy took back money paid for services not rendered.... more likely one of the Russian guys she was hanging out with all day. Almost nothing she alleged makes sense. I agree with the findings that it was a personal matter ... agreement gone wrong. Extortionist.

I know you think you are intelligent, so I will allo you enjoy that thought.

Now, she mentioned that she informed the attacker that she has HIV. You think that will not slow down a rapist or make him hesitate?? That was quick thinking on her part.

You seem nor to understand that there are different ways rape occur, your myopic mind is fixated on the premise that all acts of rape starts with brute violence. That is childish thinking, but again enjoy your thought.

You have failed to see that the Hotel did not deny her claim or their actions after the attack. Their statement is just a complaint of how they are getting negative reviews.

Now some of you are saying she should have fought the case. How long would that have taken?? She is alone in a foreign country with a huge language barrier and the police has already show that they are not going to help her, yet you think she would have felt safe to stay there and fight in court?? The hotel knew this and that is why their statement stated that they would pay her any damages agreed by the court. Ofcouse they knew the lady will not go to court.

I don't know what women did to some of you that you are always quick to disparage them, but make una dey calm down.

Wow...just wow.

I fear for such people

Beress:
Request for the redesignation of my appointment to an administrative staff

Request for the redesignation of my appointment as an administrative staff

Request for the redesignation of my appointment to administrative staff

Request for the redesignation of my appointment as administrative staff


Pls which is the best to use among all these. It's meant to be the title of an official letter I want to write. I want to change from clerical staff to administrative staff.

I will appreciate your response


MODIFIED

Having listened to some grammarians here, I now have two options:

Request for Redesignation to Administrative Staff

OR

Request for Redesignation as Administrative Staff

Pls which is the most appropriate

I am seeing this late, but I hope you get to see my post.

The correct title is either of

Request For Redesignation To An Administrative staff

Or

Request For Redesignation From A Clerical Staff to An Administrative Staff

This is because, you are requesting to be redesignated to another position/unit (not as).

While the 2nd option states where you are currently designated and where you wish to be redeisgnated to.

Please 'as' should not be used in any of the options

Well I knew Ifeoma died, because Oy didn't marry her. And he has expressed regret in an earlier post about not marrying Ifeoma.
With the way he has described their relationship, only death could have stopped Ifeoma from marrying Oy.

Rest In Peace Ifeoma.

As someone who went to ESUT and lived at Artisan Quarters, I can relate to so many of the stories Oy is talking about.

I remember how it used to feel whenever war started in town. How scared you get for your friends you know who are cultists.But you still move about calm because you are a ju.

That was the beautiful thing about Enugu. They will never kill a ju. It is like a sacred pact they have. They can intimidate you, but never kill you. Except if you are related to a cultist and they need to drop a message.

That we experienced too too many times. One time on the 22nd of Dec., we were all woken up by gunshots at some time past 2am. We all stayed in our rooms worried. By day break we heard women crying. We were then informed that the mother and youngest child (girl) of a popular cultist in the quarters was killed. Omo, we just pack our bags and headed straight to Peace Park to board bus to Lagos, before stray bullet touch bois. No be my Christmas bois go spoil for me and family.

Deadmeat:
But even if I don't, someone will still disvirgined her. May not even be her husband

Yes someone would still take her virginity.

But you lied to take it. You knowingly made a false promise. You deceived her. You took her innocence.

Now think about it... Will you be okay if someone treats your future daughter the exact way you treated this girl??

Your answer should tell you all you need to know.

Very funny and informative.

This should be on Front Page.

Where lalasticlala go this morning sef??

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Wizkid my niggar.....that is why he is always in my playlist along with burna boy and tuface....

Davido nor get talent....
Ogbeni na my playlist be this....you can't find Davido in it
Jcole
Jesse jags
The weekend
Imagine dragons
Sia
Burna boy
2face
Katty pery
Passenger
Bruno Mars
WizKid ( balogun the real niggarrr)
Avicii( rest in peace)
Twenty one pilot
The Chainsmokers
Dig the kid
Cold play
Khalid
Maroon 5
Calum scot
John legend
Selena Gomez
Post malone
Ellie Goulding
Christiana aquilera
A great big world
Rita ora
Clean bandit
Dua lipa
Martin garixx
Major Lazer
The night
Edsheeran
Taylor swift
One direction
Lewis capaldi
Sam smith
Ariana Grande
Kehlani
Billie eilish
Camilo Cabello

From your players, I just know that you and I could be very good friends if we ever meet in person.

Second time you are posting a playing that resonates

Textra:
Please, bed bug is actually one of my greatest fear growing up. I can't just imagine having it in my room back then due to people experiences... The shame, if it follows me outside. Lo, and behold, I can't really say how it got it into my room. My fear has turn to reality now... I rented a room, clean it bought everything new, and after a year I allowed a friend to stay with me, whether it was from him or I got it somewhere else I don't know, but i am dying inside seeing it, I have tried all that I know... Killing it alone makes me wanna vomit... Please, what should I do, to eradicate this enemy.

I just sent you a message.
If you still need help, I can tell you what to use to get rid of it, without having to destroy anything in your house

It is very obvious that Seun and his mods have an agenda. If not, why is this story pushed to front page, eventhough nothing new is being said here

A Japanese court has ruled that not allowing same-sex marriage is unconstitutional, according to Kyodo News agency, a landmark decision that could herald a new era for marriage equality in the country.

It's the first time that a court has ruled on the constitutionality of same-sex marriage in Japan, the only Group of Seven (G7) country that has not recognized either same-sex civil unions or same-sex marriage.

The case began in 2019, when three couples in Hokkaido prefecture filed a lawsuit claiming 1 million yen (about $9,160) in damages each for the psychological harm caused by the government not allowing same-sex marriage, Kyodo News reported.

Japan does not recognize same-sex unions nationwide, although some parts of the country issue "partnership certificates" that grant some rights benefiting heterosexual couples to same-sex couples.

Sapporo District Court in Hokkaido ruled Wednesday the government's lack of recognition for same-sex marriage was in breach of a section of the constitution that requires equal laws for everyone, Kyodo News reported.

But the court dismissed the couples' claims for damages, according to the agency.

The law in Japan

Homosexuality has been legal in Japan since 1880, and the country is relatively liberal compared with some other Asian nations. Only one place in Asia has legalized same-sex marriage -- Taiwan.

Two Tokyo wards passed an ordinance in 2015 that allowed same-sex couples to get "partnership certificates" giving them some of the same rights as married heterosexual couples. Since then, dozens of municipalities have passed ordinances unofficially recognizing same-sex relationships.

But activists say Japan's LGBTQ community still face prejudice and the country hasn't yet enacted a national anti-discrimination law that would protect LGBTQ people from discrimination.

Non-profit Human Rights Watch, along with other LGBTQ organizations, has been calling on Japan to adopt an Equality Act ahead of the Tokyo 2021 Olympics.

Source: https://edition.cnn.com/2021/03/17/asia/japan-same-sex-marriage-intl-hnk/index.html

Wow!!!

Before you all insult the CEO, this is he manifest sent to him...

Biafran4life:
And what difference did the idiot called Obama of the Democrats perform in his 8yrs apart from promoting gay in Africa.What reforms did he make to protect the blacks and stop racism

You are a stup1d m0ron.

Iwantpeace:
I Need Advice About My Brother Inlaw Attitude

Hello good morning Nairalanders. I have been a guest and a member of this forum for quite some time now. I have equally seen and learnt from the inputs of many issues brought here especially family one. So I decided to create this new account.

I am a new married woman, my marriage is barely 3 months. Before we got married I and my husband agreed that visitors will not stay longer than 2 weeks in our home. Although he begged me that his immediate younger brother whom has been staying with him will stay for a while or comes to stay with us anytime he is on holidays.

I reluctantly agreed just for peace to reign. He shuttles between our home and my SIL homes for now. To cut the long story short, prior to when we got married that I go visit my then fiancé, anytime I cook this guy is fond of dipping his hands into my pot of soup or food without asking me and this is what I am not comfortable with and I really don't like it. I have sister in law too and I have sisters too anytime I go visiting I don't dip my hands into their pot of food without their consent I see it as something disrespectful.

Again, I couldn't talk then because I feel he may say 'ha dem never marry her she dun de get attitude', now he's continued the same attitude. Yesterday, I made food for the house, dished his own, he ate and slept off when he woke up late in the night he went to my pot again and spoilt my dishing spoon in the process. meanwhile I have not dished out my husband's meal.

Coincidentally, my husband came in from work at that moment and I was going to the kitchen to serve him his meal when I saw him doing what I don't like. When he saw me he said 'this spoon dun spoil '. I kept quiet. I later discussed with my husband, told him that I am not happy with the way his brother is entering my kitchen anyhow n because I am someone that don't like keeping things in my mind I like saying it out to free myself. When I told my husband he said we will talk in the morning.

This morning, the first thing this brother in law of mine was to go straight to the kitchen to look for something to eat. This is someone that will eat and keep the dishes, whenever he is around I don't stay in the living room anymore, my room and my phone is my companion because we stay in a one bedroom flat for now. He's giving me this attitude of it's my brother's house so I can do as I please, when he comes back he expects me to greet him first. I am not saying he cannot stay but my main issue is that he is tempering with my kitchen and trying to flex muscles with me.

Pls how do I handle this issue with my husband amicably because up till now he hasn't said anything and it's bothering me?

Dear OP, I hope you get to read this.

What you have described is not a problem. The problem is YOU.

You did mention that your BIL lived with his brother, before he married you, so you have to understand that he is used to dishing his own food whenever he is hungry. Do note that the only thoughts in young boys minds are food and girls.

He is living in your home, but you want him to feel like a stranger? Dips his hand in your pot? Don't be ridiculous, the food was cooked for everyone in the house, so how is it your pot? Is the young man not a member of the household at the moment?

What you want is to have control. I don't understand why women do that when they get married. Outright control will backfire in this case.

If you don't like the idea of him dishing his own food, then tell him, not Nairaland. It is fine. Just let him know he can ask you anytime he wants to eat. And remember you can complain that he is disturbing you. And since you know he likes to eat at night, you can also dish out some food in a container and inform him to eat that if he wants some food later.

Leave the bot to enjoy his holiday and allow your husband o rest. Believe you have more problems in front to deal with, stop creating silly ones for yourself.

Ladylite:
Didinrin people, naija is slowly becoming an atheist nation o.

So the same Jesus that says if your eye causes you to sin you should cut it off.... Yet no one is quoting such scripture, everyone is attacking the pastor...

So if your child is telling you that the school they attend is not helping them academically... Wouldn't you change your child's school?

What if you owned the school and students are getting distracted by a sexy teacher, wouldn't you change the teacher or fire her.


Abeg this generation has cobwebs in their brain.

You fail to see the point.
The problem is Adeboye's son, and not he secretary. So I the eyes of the so called son(or his pencil as the case may be) will cause him to sin, the he should either gorge out his eyes or cut off his penis and not render an innocent hard working woman jobless in this harsh economic climate.

Nonsensical rubbish

Hahahahahahahahahahhaha

Lalasticlala, seun, ishilove, come o, we global now.

Yeah, yeah

OP will you keep quiet already.

After quoting Deuteronomy 14:26, you are still writing the thrash up there. So the phrase "whatsoever your soul lust after.." means what then. Then to quote context, you are bringing and entirely different book from the bible?

Such brazen display of wanton ignorance and foolery.

I am sure you will say communion wine is grape juice, yet you will ignore the part where Paul admonished the early Christians who get drunk on communion wine while others were yet to partake.

Go read your bible to understand and stop being clever by half.

This is sweet... no forming, no pride, just humility for your kids

Hahahahahahahahahaha
Nigerians have time.

I saw the kissing Live...I am surprised many people didn't see them, they were the only people I saw throughout the embarrassing fiasco that is Tacha's stupidity.

ifyalways:
Is this Jolly Papa ?

Will surely miss him .

No this is not Jolly Papa. Jolly Papa works with Arik Air, and he is still active. In fact he is flying tomorrow sef

Excaperx:
My friend aunt took some tablet medicine two weeks and she complained that one of the drug stuck on her heart.

Efforts has been made to remove it, we later found out that the drug hit some part of the heart and it was open.

Her chest is now paining her, please help.

Lalasticlala mynd44

Drug stuck on her heart??

How exactly do you think the human body works?