₦airaland Forum

Jakarta:
Ogbeni throwaway your dictionary rap for bush, that religion is synonymous with anything terrorism.

Hahahaha, you are not a Muslim. Besides, you sound just like an extremist.

LZAA:
Complaints to or against 

hehehe complaints to you and that pic you posted, have mercy on hachenoire please

dmexy33:
In 2023, I was defrauded the sum of 2.5 million naira, I first reported to the EFCC and they requested a bribe of 1 million naira, I reported to the police and they said "debt collection is not their jurisdiction" I have to go to court to file a direct criminal complaint and the judge sent the case for investigation at force headquarters in Abuja, specifically the force intelligence department (FID). On getting to the FID I was told to pay 300k naira for tracking and I said I didn't have such money then one Mr. Theophilous the secretary to the IG FID said I should get out of the office and never enter there again. I left and searched online for the IG FID and called him, he answered and instructed that I give the phone to Mr. Theophilous but Mr. Theophilous was being aggressive and refused to talk to his boss. I am documentating this so that incase the police get involved while I take necessary steps to get my money back it will be on record that I have followed due process and right now I'm left with no other choice.

'Defrauded' .... Leave that money, there's more coming from where that came from. Leave that money, or you'll leave that money.

Caaz:
He's trying so hard to defamed women ...reasons why I suggested he asked his MOTHER to cue him with answers.

Obviously from his question...you can tell
1-- he cannot hold a job down
(Trust him to vuvuzuela how he run chains of businesses )

2- He's trying to be another ubunja(local wannabes) even ubunja the forunner of this pills,don't happily marry and growing Potbelly with baldhead to compliment it.

Hahahahahahaha why na, please have mercy na OMG ROFL

Caaz:
I m not a man.
First off...
He asked a very absurd question...seems the women in his lineage depends on men for money and small needs,so the reason why he's stereotyping women.

Na how goat take stand for market,go determine how buyers go take price ham.

Does this question he asked...sensible at all?

oh k I didn't know you were a woman, nice meeting you. But wait, you're really funny because this proverb you dropped here is killing me with laughter.
You are right though, that's why I gave him that reply thinking he'll get it but it appears he does not. Either that or he's deliberate farming for a gender altercation on this thread through rage bait.

garykoeman:
Nigeria remember this too.

hehehehe is it by comments?

Ofunaofu:
For those ready to die for Tinubu and the APC, remember this:

El-Rufai did far more for Tinubu than many of you care to admit.

He answered questions on Tinubu’s behalf at Chatham House, defended him when it mattered, and did much more.

He even sued the CBN for Tinubu

So, before you start wearing your political loyalty like a badge of honour, remember who did the heavy lifting when Tinubu needed it most

Word. Therefore don't be a use-and-dump material for anyone!

Caaz:
Why asking strangers...when your MOTHER is there to cue you with answers.

Don't forget to asked God why he created eve hanatu,when he ought to have created Adam Adamu only?


If Una don puff all this Una Scottish inhaler,Una switch box go just dey knock anyhow

hahahaha ROFL man your last paragraph got me convulsing in laughter OMG!

Goo0dHardDick:
You're sounding emotional.

I want you to be logical in answering questions.

Does a man depends on anyone to feed him to survive?

A woman literally depends on a man for everything. She expects you to go get the job and use the money to take care of her meanwhile she went to school but sees no reason to work, since you're the man she expects you to do all that for her.

What's the point of educating her then?

Hehehe do you have a job?

BlackViper:
https://www.aljazeera.com/sports/2026/10/28/china-says-it-takes-mbappes-apology-seriously-after-mao-dictator-comment

Mbappe was just a tool, the mission has already been accomplish end.

LZAA:
Please spell words correctly

Hahahaha why naa have mercy na

Kalulu44:
Lolz! Thank you ezigbo nwanne

Yaa gazie

TheHatofEsther:
My head is crashing out lately. Iam going to be needing new a job right now as we speak. Only God knows when last I drafted a Cv

what can you do or what do you know, besides what you read in school, that can bring solution to others?

Goo0dHardDick:
What's the point of educating a female child if they'll still depend on a man for literally everything in life?

I am yet to understand why exactly women are going to Universities if they'll still depend on a man for everything.

A video trended online where some students were signing ou, and they'll asked what are their plans next., a female student said her next plan is to marry of course and become house wife. I was shocked brainstorming why them did her parents wasted so much money on her education?

CC seun farano justwise nlfpmod mynd44 dragnet puskin

Hehehe your question is the same as asking what's the point of educating the boy child if they'll still depend on a job of another man or woman to feed

minsfelix2:
Hello Nairaland
On the 29th of July i was robbed at weapon point around Ikeja on a Thursday night returning from church.
These criminals collected my two phones and powerbank, forced me to give them my device passwords. I managed and reached home with the last cash on me and started using my neighbors phone to call my close ones to tell them of what happened. The next day(Fri 30th) i went to retrieve my SIM card to insert into a friends phone to open log into some apps, so i inserted the SIM card around 6pm in the evening as directed by the simcard providers which was when the sim will be activated . Lo and behold😭😭😭 i started receiving gmail notifications that my Fairmoney app has been used to borrow 200k to pay back 99k in 4months thats a total of 397k.
I went to ikeja that week to make police report but from desk to desk of different police personnel i met at Area F Ikeja started to task me on money to pay to help treat the issue, i dont have these monies i had to abort the move and move on.
But i am still bothered about the loan adding in my name.
How can i pay a loan i did not take😭😭, i have borrowed 30k earlier in may from Fairmoney and i paid them back transparently without any hitch.
Now this situation what do I do?🤲🏻🤲🏻😭😭😭

Either you are paying for some sin, or you are paying for something great the universe is bringing your way. Set your heart to pay up that loan, the universe will direct you. After paying it, forget about the matter, sit back and watch what is going to happen.

bigpicture001:
Mark this word...

After the election if APc wins..wike will trump up some excuse and mark the plaza for demolition ..

Mayb he will say it was built in railways line

hehehe

Kalulu44:
Thank you my Gee, honestly I fully understand him. I too was surprised the comments didn't go the way I was expecting it to. But him coming out to say it, will now make some people rmbr the tribe and region the individual came from.
There's a way he could have said it and I will clap for him like:
This are the individual spoiling our image, thank God the comments here so far didn't go as it usually does.
You can see with this comment, no mention of tribe or region.
.
But he blatantly said thank God everybody face the individual and not his tribe and region. With this, you will make some people to go check his name again and then come back to do that thing you initially was happy they didn't do. Which means you're the one that incite them.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 Omo I don overshoot sotey I no know wetin I dey yarn again, but I hope I make some sense sha

heheheh brotherly here is water, drink.

Jakarta:
Why must the terrorists be from Islam? To get terrorism tendencies na requirement to join Islam, why always Muslims?

well it's because the Koran ACTIVELY contains the part which encourages aggression against non-muslims and aggressive method of conversion. So the PTB's extract the violent part of the Koran and use it as materials to create a group of brainwashed 'muslim' extremists. Then they use them to achieve their goal, after mission is accomplished those groups become expendable and can be obliterated at anytime directly or indirectly by the same people who created them, unless they manage to outwit or resist them. This is the case with the Taliban, for example. The Taliban was a CIA project in response to the KGB's ( Russia) creation of the Mujahedeen in Afghanistan during the Cold War. Just like the Mujahedeen later went rogue and turned on their creators to the extent of kicking them out of Afghanistan, so the Taliban also went rogue, turned on their creator (USA) and also kicked them out.
Now make no mistake, they don't only use Islam, they also use every other form of religion like Christianity, Judaism, Bhuddism, etc. For example Lord's Resistance Army operating in East & Central Africa is a 'christian' extremist group which was created by the CIA and MOSSAD and another example is 'zionism' which is a political ideology for 'Jewish' extremists and you can see what 'Israel' is doing in the middle east, and in other places today. So what the PTB's do is they extract the extreme/violent part of any religion, look for gullible, impressionable, emotional and ignorant people, brainwash them and then use them after which they dump them until they eliminate them.

vRendoh:
because Nigerians no even care for their neighbors. Politicians, DGs, permanent secretaries, and civil servants dey do their own thing; the street Nigerians dey cut themselves in the name of things hard. The circle is vicious and endless. A little sincerity in all we do will go a long way to improve things.

Barman please give this man one Azul! How i wish the masses were united!

Hotice085:
G

Hehehehe Mission truly accomplished
https://punchng.com/anambra-community-celebrates-return-of-slave-descendant-from-us/?amp
This little chitchat is just warning up where are you running to
Gate of Return abounds in your domain

Hehehe wail on! You can even somersault if that does you better, because no one cares. Mission accomplished, like i said. Game Over!

ogascomax:
You have a point. Imagine leaving Monday you will need to build infrastructure in the bank. 10 years later that money plus interest may not be able to build same infrastructure.

Over! And the masses are cheering because all they want is solution, even though they can't tell between solution and problem. Unless it's pointed out to them, babies.

shegra58:
we go soon Dey hear “if not rigging Peter Obi would have wòn” soon 😂😂

Hahaha
gerrara here

MrsAyomide:

🚨 ETHIOPIAN CHRISTIANS MOURN 60 MASSACRED IN DEADLY ISLAMIST ATTACKS

Ethiopia’s Orthodox Christian community mourns 60 innocent Christians killed in two attacks on October 20 and 24 in Oromia.

The Church condemned the “brutal and merciless massacres” and demanded protection… pic.twitter.com/KDhOSfWnIk

— Mossadil Commentary (@MOSSADil) October 27, 2026

Nlfpmod Nlfpmod

lol politics. They create Islamic extremists and send them to ravage an area, while they come in as 'messiahs' to free the area from 'Islamic terrorism' in exchange for your lands and resources. Whereas they are the real terrorists.

AMINDA:
Even the spiritual seers are begining to say the same. When you have the right data, you can predict the future. Science is spiritual.

“Tinubu, Atiku and Peter Obi will contest the 2027 presidential election. Peter Obi and Atiku Abubakar will battle for first position, but Obi will eventually win. However, he will not be declared the winner; they will give it to Atiku instead. It won’t be funny.”

- Edo State… pic.twitter.com/zq9LXsjpoD

— CHUKS 🍥 (@ChuksEricE) October 27, 2026

Hehehe even another spiritualist mentioned Atiku, and Shettima, and Tinubu not finishing his second tenure.

ZombieTERROR:
Things were cheaper under Buhari

chai.... Tinubu oooo
weapon fashioned against Nigeria

hahahaha but the pic you posted is about electricity not food. Besides, didn't he tell you recently that he is 'eradicating' poverty?

givedemwotowoto:
You people say he was only popular online, una don see crowd on ground, and you’re still saying it’s not by crowd. What do you people want? Lol

Hehehe we only want solution

Iexclusivenews:
(iexclusivenews)–Defeated Brazilian presidential candidate Flávio Bolsonaro and his family have arrived in Miami, Florida, after receiving US visas following his loss in the country’s presidential runoff election.

The senator, an ally of US President Donald Trump, arrived on Wednesday, October 28, after leaving Brazil despite a Supreme Court order requiring him to surrender his passports.

This online news outlet learned, according to reports, that Bolsonaro travelled with his wife and two daughters, crossing into Argentina before flying through Ecuador to Miami.


A senior US State Department official had earlier confirmed that the United States would issue visas to Bolsonaro and his family and permit their entry.

Why Flávio Bolsonaro left Brazil
iexclusivenews gathered that Bolsonaro’s departure came after Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes ordered him to surrender his passports within 24 hours as part of an investigation into alleged money laundering.

The senator is under investigation but denies wrongdoing. His departure followed his defeat to incumbent President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva in the October 25 runoff.

Lula won 51.79 per cent of the vote, while Bolsonaro received 48.21 per cent, according to reported election results.

Flávio Bolsonaro had previously said he intended to remain in Brazil and organize opposition to Lula’s government. He has not conceded the election and has questioned the result.

Trump’s support raises questions
The arrival could add to tensions between Washington and Brasília. Lula had accused the Trump administration of supporting Bolsonaro during the campaign, an allegation rejected by US officials.

https://iexclusivenews.com.ng/flavio-bolsonaro-arrives-in-miami/

hehehe meanwhile maduro was accused of drug trafficking and extradited by the same USA...

Foreign231:
What’s your advice ? Do you think it’s normal ?

lol Read. There's my advice bro

givedemwotowoto:

VIDEO; MASSIVE LOVE AS HIS EXCELLENCY PETER OBI THE MOVING PRESIDENT ARRIVES AKWANGA NASARAWA STATE❣️✅🇳🇬

NIGERIA MUST BE OK🇳🇬✅ pic.twitter.com/61bepLAaqq

— PRECIOUS ORUCHE 📌 (@MamaPee__) October 28, 2026

Hehehe is it by crowd?

givedemwotowoto:
This young Nigerian could barely contain his excitement as he ran alongside Peter Obi’s motorcade in Nasarawa State, jumping with joy and shouting, “You will win! The youths are with you!”

His emotional display captured the enthusiasm and hope among Nigerians supporting Obi’s presidential ambition.

Goosebumps all over my body watching this! 🥹✊

He was energetically telling Peter Obi, “You will win, the youth are with you!”

He represents all of us; he just didn’t hide his own feelings!

A New Nigeria Is Possible! ✌️ pic.twitter.com/AjhpinZ5N6

— Okwute (@trapwiz_dmw) October 28, 2026

hehehe excitement for an expected baby

omenka:
https://www.instagram.com/p/DfCmLH8MvyX/?xtok=Y3VwN2hiaHEwNjcw

Cc: Nlfpmod, Mynd44.

“I wish everybody in this country left money in the bank they have interest..." Hehehe And then what happens to the 'interest' when the currency is devalued or when inflation occurs? This my brother, it's well.

Bayoonanuga:
Seun mynd44 nlfpmod Dominique

In some places it will be cheaper, in some places it will be costlier.