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SageTravels:
Bloggers will not allow us rest again with banky w n Adesua Etomi's post. Any single tweet Now na News.

waiting for throwback pic

I swear man,,just tire me. I don weak fr dem bloggers

Crauxx:
And some stupid united fans go dey compare my boy to ander herrera.

Na punch i go give persin wey come my side talk that nonsense again.

The only player who reaches half of ngolo kante in the premier league is idrissa gueye.

Herrera ko , fidel castro ni

But Eden Hazard also deserved it. But not as much as kante

No mind dem baba,,me sef i go epp u double d punch fr dem

generalbush:
Just learn an ICT skill... Trust me!!

http://topwritersden.com/top-5-skills-in-nigeria-in-2017/

Bro,,u"ve said it all. Nigerian needs more I.T people
This is still the best job so far,,if u"re good,,u dnt need to work fr anybody n u"ll b making ur millions on a weekly basis

leksmedia:
This reminded me of a dude in my area, who started hitting the gym after his girlfriend complained she likes guys with big muscles , So dude registered at the gym, he is always hitting the gym between 6pm to about 9pm daily. In no time he has started building muscles , 6 packs , loking all cool. Everything was going fine until one day he forgot his sneakers at home, so he decided to quickly rush home only to see his girlfriend kissing one pot belly mature man as she jets into the car and he watched them zoom off. Dude couldnt believe his eyes, he called the babe, she didnt pick, after series of calls she didnt pick only for babe to call back around 11:30pm in the evening to tell him she hasnt been feeling fine all day.

lol,,,poor lil guy Dats y i always tell mah niqqas,,neva trust a girl, no matter hw honest she sounds

*Jokes for Matured people*
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Q : *Why Are Condoms Transparent?*
A : So That Sperms Can At Least Enjoy The Scene Even If Their Entry Is Restricted!

...
Q : *What Is The New Aids Awareness Slogan?*
A : Try Different Positions With The Same Woman Instead Of Same Position With Different Women.

Q : *What Will Happen If Earth Rotates 30 Times Faster?*
A : Men Will Get Their Salary Everyday And Women Will Bleed To Death.

Q : *Why Do 90% Girls Have Left Boob Bigger Than Right?*
A : Because 90% Boys Are Right Handed.

Q : *What Is The Difference Between A Panty & A Stage Curtain?*
A : When You Pull Down The Stage Curtain, The Show Is Over, But When You Pull Down The Panty.. It Is Showtime!

Q : *What Does A Signboard Out Side A Prostitute?s House Say?*
A : Married Men Not Allowed Here. Because We Serve The Needy, Not The Greedy.

Q : *What Is The Similarity Between A Wife And A Chewing Gum?*
A : Both Are Sweet In The Beginning But Become Tasteless And Shapeless Later.

Q : *Why Is Sex Like Shaving?*
A : Well, Because No Matter How Well You Do It Today. Tomorrow You'll Have To Do It Again.

Q : *Why Can't Anybody Satisfy A Woman Completely?*
A : Because Nobody Has A Dick Made Of Gold, Decorated With Diamonds And Ejaculates Cash

Q : *Why Did Newton Commit Suicide?*
A : Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Motion

Q : *Why Do Men Wear Underwear?*
A : As Per Military Rules, All Types Of Weapons Should Be Kept Covered During Peace Time

Q : *Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?*
A : They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure?

Q : *Why Do Women Wear Panty?*
A : Because State Law Says All Man-Holes Must Be Covered When Not In Use.

shey i b first to comment or second??
thats all i care for

soberdrunk:
What type of 'low budget' girls did they organize for Kiss Daniels?.......

I tire oh,,abii babes no dey fr dat side nii,,all of dem b looking lyk dey avnt eaten for 2days

Best tip to protect ur card: Dnt show ur babe ur atm card neither shud u tell her your pin. Chikena

10. LIBYA
The 2011 Libya revolution has placed question marks on the military capabilities of a country with population of just over 6 million. Almost 3 million citizens are fit for service and just about 116,000 people reach service age each year but these small numbers correlate quite oppositely to the artillery and ammunition the country boasts of when compared with other African countries. Libya boasts of 500 tanks, 2,500 armored fighting vehicles, 400 self propelled guns, 800 rocket projectors, 1050 potable AT weapons, over 600 air crafts and 121 helicopters and $880 million pumped in to defense every year.

9. ANGOLA
Angola is the 7th largest country in Africa with a population of over 21 million and is located at the southern Africa. There are three components of Angolan military: the Army, Navy and Air Force and all of these have a combined manpower in excess of 100,000 divided into 87,000 active front-line personnel and 30,000 active reserve personnel. Angola has 140 tanks, 980 armoured fighting vehicles, 298 towed-artillery, 270 total number of aircraft, 98 helicopters with, 15 attack helicopters, 82 fighters/ interceptors. The country’s naval strength is boosted with 30 coastal defence crafts and 2 mine warfare and with a defence budget of over $4 bn, Angola is sure to continue to see a strong military growth.

8. TUNISIA
Tunisia is the northernmost country in Africa and home to over 10 million people. There are almost 5 million people who are fit for service out of the 5.7 million available manpower. The number of active front-liner personnel stands at 40,000 with additional 12,000 active reserve personnel. The country boasts of 350 tanks, 900 armoured fighting vehicles, 139 total aircraft, 75 helicopters, 12 fighters/ interceptors, 25 coastal defence aircraft all backed by over $550 million defence budget per year.

7. MOROCCO
The kingdom of Morocco is a country in the northern region of Africa with a population of over 33 million. The country’s military arm known as the Royal Moroccan Armed Forces is responsible for land-based military operations but in addition to the army, Morocco also has the Navy, the Air Force, the Royal Guard, the Royal Gendarmerie and the Auxiliary Forces. There are about 17 million available manpower with over 14 million people fit for service, 195,000 people in active front-line service and 150,000 in active reserve. Morocco has 1,348 tanks, 2,120 armoured fighting vehicles, 323 total aircraft, 139 helicopters, 70 coastal defence craft and spends over $3.4 bn in defence budget.


6. KENYA
Kenya is a major commercial and technology hub in the East Africa. Officially called the Republic of Kenya, the country has a population of about 41 million residents. When it comes to military strength and fire power, Kenya is a force to reckon with. The country has enough military strength to afford to always send some on a peace keeping mission in other African countries. Almost 20 million people make up the country’s man power and more than 12 million of these are fit for service. 839,000 reach military age every year. Kenya has 24,000 active front-line, 5,000 active reserve personnel and boasts of 186 tanks, 2000 armoured fighting vehicles, 134 total air crafts, 66 helicopters, 14 coastal defence crafts and with Kenya’s defence budget on its course to hit $5 bn by 2018, we might see the country advancing way ahead of others on this list.


5. NIGERIA
Located at the shores of West Africa is the country that is home to a staggering 170 million people. With the available manpower of over 72 million people, there are more than 40 million people who are fit for service with 3.5 million people reaching the military service year every year. Nigeria has 363 tanks, 680 towed-artillery and more than 1,400 armoured fighting vehicles. Nigeria has 96 total air crafts and 36 helicopters, 51 coastal defence crafts and 2 mine warfare. The large population is kept safe with a yearly budget of over $2.3 bn.



4. SOUTH AFRICA
Republic of South Africa, is an African country located at the southern tip of the continent. South Africa is the 25th largest country in the world by area and the 24th most populous country with over 54 million people. When it comes to military power, South Africa has got what it takes to be among the top countries in Africa strong enough to be recognised. Half of South Africa’s population are within the manpower class; 14 million are fit for service and almost a million people (964,139) are getting to military age annually. South Africa has 88,000 active front-line and 17,000 active reserve personnel. On military equipment, South Africa has 191 tanks and 1430 armoured fighting vehicles, 118 self-propelled guns, 240 rocket projectors and 213 total number of air crafts. 4 frigates and 3 submarines keep the shores safe and there is over $4.6 bn spent on defence every year.

3. ETHIOPIA
Ethiopia has a population of 94.1 million. It is Africa’s oldest independent country and its second largest in terms of population. Ethiopia has found a way to transform her population into a military stronghold in Africa. With a manpower of 38 million people, 24 million of this population fit for active service and almost 2 million people reaching the military age every year, the country is one of the strongest in Africa. Ethiopia has over 560 tanks and 780 armoured vehicles, 183 multi-launch rocket system (MLRS), 81 air crafts and 39 helicopters to hover around any country plotting any form of invasion.The entire Ethiopia’s defence is supported by 182,500 front-line personnel and over $340 million defence budget to take care of things every 365 days.

2. ALGERIA
Algeria is a country consisting of 48 provinces and 1541 communes. It is the 33rd most populated country on earth with a population of 39.21 million. More than 20 million people make up the manpower and over 17 million citizens are within the active service year. Algerian military is made up of modern army, navy and air force. The country is largely financed by oil and Sonatrach, the national oil company, is the largest company in Africa generating revenues in excess of $76.1bn and employing over 120,000 people in 2012. Algeria has the second largest army in Africa and in the Arab World, after Egypt, and has Russia and China as her strategic allies and arms furnisher. 672,993 individuals reach the military age annually. There are over 500,000 active front-line and 400,000 reserve personnel. Algeria is equipped with more than a thousand tanks, 1800 armoured fighting vehicles, over 400 air crafts, 188 helicopters, 6 submarines. With a defense budget of over $10.5 bn, Algeria will continue to be among the African countries with the best military strength.

1. EGYPT
Egypt is a country in the north of Africa with a staggering population of 94 million people and has faced major political crises in the recent past but this has not changed its position as a leading African country when it comes to military strength. A significant percentage of Egypt’s population (over 35 million) are fit for active military service and more than 1.5 million individuals reach the military age every year. With almost 5000 tanks including armoured fighting vehicles, self propelled guns and towed artillery, Egypt is a force to reckon with when it comes to Africa. Having a total of 1,100 aircraft including 245 helicopters, 343 fighters, 390 trainer aircraft and 28 mine warfare, 84 serviceable air ports and a budget of over $4bn pumped into Egypt’s defence every 365 days make Egyptian military the strongest among other countries in Africa.

olafunny:
I wanted to comment, then i remembered i don't know what to eat this morning. And u are here fighting over efe richer dan skales.

I tire for dem oh,,,me sef wey b say i no knw wetin i go chop dis mawing,,not to talk of afternoon

We really dnt know what Nigeria is turning into,,things are not safe anymore. Below is a snapshot of a nairaland who was a victim of a robbery attack this week!!!! So person no fit waka wit ATM again?? Wot of if we wanna make an emergency withdrawal

tuscani:
Your boss is a Nija man, so how are you sure he is not reading this now.

Exactly,,e shudnt ave posted tdis,,e might just get into more trouble again,,best e leaves dat company asap

As far as dat style is a crazy style,,,am giving a thumbs up to d barber who cut it,,damn,,dat barber go sabi work die

On how he was made a pastor in the church, Pastor Abel said his parents offered him to the church as a first fruit because of inability to have children. “I was given to the church as a first issue.
My parents were married for many years without any issue, so they vowed at the alter that any first child God gave to them would be given to the church. That was how they gave me to the church" he said.


Hmmm,,,seems like his heart wasn"t in it all along

goldbim:
correct guy!!too expensive,whether you like it or not you'll most likely smell of sweat,booze or smoke ....(it depends)some people prefer club because it's an avenue to jst hangout and some are also there for business ...as for me I cherish my sleep!!i can't shout...

Nothing like sleep in this world

Amberon:
Moses?

He has calf injury

How honestly do u expect persin tu read dis kind tin finish,,shey na fairytale story b dis or truelife story,,na wa oh

adewumiopeyemi:
Guys nairaland pool party is coming up dis easter and is going to be fun an intresting we did it last year December. Nw we doing the second party dis easter is going to b fun if u intrested to join the whatsup group pm. Me

shey make i give u my no make u add me fr d group??

Dat guy up dere na real yahoo guy,,He reaped wat e sowed,,dats to tell us all dat dere is no shortcut to success(b it yahoo or fraud or wateva),,,it can neva last

berrystunn:
On the dashboard

Aiit,,tanks fam

berrystunn:
Send all your topics to nairaland @ nil.com

do i do dat on gmail or where??

We no con knw wu better pass btw arsenal & psg,,,smh,,,but it does luks obvious as if Arsene wenger gave psg some nice tips b4 d match

Donbounce:
On a more serious note, if you biliv it was fixed signify, I can't be the only one thinking this.
I'm still in shock. I hate Paris saint German with all might, so much hatred for one team. If I were the largest shareholder in psg, I won't let Emery enter the bus. And I'll sack him with mouth no letter.

I can't read any sport news today just because all I'll see is #lapulgba, #leNeymer, #loCatalan. I'm sad, so sad.
This isn't football, it's pure madness. I'm sorry I'm bugging you with what I feel. But If you're reading this I have few points to give ://
● NEVER TRUST THE FRENCH. (it happened in world war too)
●UEFA ISN'T CREDIBLE
●DON'T TOY WITH BARCA,UEFA WOULD FIGHT YOU.
●EMERY IS A FOOL AT FORTY
《《more importantly, all psg players should be flogged by the itsekiri/fulani ethnic group》》

☆PEACE
#che

i SWEAR MAN,,,Emery Bleep up,,,imagine say..psg dey defend fr 90 mins wen dem suppose attack

pls hw do i post topics on nairaland??

henrydadon:
so you want me to run for president and to acquire all this things..wont you label me as a corrupt president

Nah,,,i wont but i myte just tag u as a 419 president

shortgun:
Old men involving in rape is becoming rampant these days....
What do u think is responsible?

Konji is responsible

buy fr wetin,,,i go rather buy bread n akara wit vaseline

Vaseline crew,,where ya @...fr d lady in black??

She luks old fr a futballer,,shey she go sabi play ball wella sha

henrydadon:
bros she is not for sale..but i wil accept

two range rover
autobiography

a house and a plot of land at banana island

7 iphone 7

2 mobile filling station..

if you can fulfil this little demand i promise you she yours

Smh,,,Y u no just kuku run fr president so u go get all dis things

Jabioro:
Eyah! RIP OP what about her phone ? Just asking as a clue..

obviously,,u didnt concentrate on d post wen readin,,it said,,there"s nothing on her to trace who she is