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Lord jesus,,into ur hands we commit her soul n frgive her of all her sins. Amen

Hmmm,,,d story sounds similar to the last tym arsenal was raped by bayern,,


By d way,,it remain small aunty chi chi fr molest me dat tym,,,,i still dey find her till today make she finish wetin she start

flyca:
Please let them be!

No 1 citizen of the country never show us him own. Why hold another down for the same offense

I concur. This country is already messed up

Hmmmm,,baba God,,its me,,dont"t hang up

PrickGetSize:
Just provide me with good shelter and clean babes with slippery pussies. I'd impregnate over 900 women in 3 months, by the special grace of God.

,,slippery pussy?? Man,,dats d best sex feeling eva,,but u go just dey release like tap...shuuuuuu

ZubbyGodson:
I've been sleeping after the match till now

,,,thumbs up bro

when weed is involved

HARDDON:
Obviously, you havent checked d epl table recently!
Update your brain's data bank.


Bloodz Remains Red!


3:0

I hope u"ve checked d epl table naw bro,,,so u can update ur brain"s data bank,,,hehehe ,,still in d 6th huh,,,never disbelieve d words of Wonders

ZubbyGodson:
You lied......... We're stepping up to 5th..........Quote me after the game is over

Lol,,,am quoting u naw,,, ,,wts ur position on d table..?,,,,i cant hear ya

As much as i hate Man u,,its 100% sure dey"re gonna win,,,but d funny tin is,,,dey"ll still b stuck at d 6th position on d league table,,

i tout dey were done wit dis poo,,,dis news toke makinwa issh don dey gimme headache,,abeg wu get panaweed fr deir,,i nid am fr my headache

Kondomatic:
I see him getting promoted

Iffa hear

henrydadon:
reason why am not into posting my stuff on social media no more..i realise people are just living fake lifestyle and just trying to keep up with appearance..

it more like you are under pressure to show the world how good your life is..when it not all that good and rosy..a typical will snap up to 100 picture on their picture just to upload two best one that they look good..it all fvcked up

I concur fam,,,Its also as if,,evry1 dis days just post tins fr d amount of likes and comments,,,,people aint real anymore,,

lol,,,D dogs b lyk In emmanuella voice "Aunty why re u lieing,lieing,lieing??"

Hades2016:
LOL ..... go Yankee make you see talented barbers .... Both black and white

U don get am man,,,it just b lyk say Naija barbers na learners fr deir side

Factfinder1:
If you are cute and you cut any of this hair styles pm me

Do u wanna promote us,,cos i dont mind if u do

She should ave smoked confarm osogbo weed instead of aboki weed,,,RIW (rest in weed),,sorry,,i meant RIP (rest in peace)

Young03:
Ayam laffin in chinese

smoked weed n died?

Inhaled CO2

may God help her so that wen she reachs heaven enof weed go dey for more highness

lol,,,smh,,u sef don high

It must ave been d herb dat d woman sells dat attracted d man back to her,,,anything "gbo" (e.g,igbo,agbo) cannot be trusted dis days again,,,

I rest my case...court,,arise

I got some examples here dat could help us,,,this are new modern words recently added to the dictionary with deir meanings.

1. Bling (n): Expensive, ostentatious clothing and jewelry.
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2. Bromance (n): A close but non-sexual relationship between two men.
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3. Chillax (v): Calm down and relax.
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4. Crunk (adj): Very excited or full of energy.
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5. D'oh (ex): Exclamation used to comment on a foolish or stupid action, especially one’s own.

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6. Droolworthy (adj): Extremely attractive or desirable.
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7. Frankenfood (n): Genetically modified food.
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8. Grrrl (n): A young woman regarded as independent and strong or aggressive, especially in her attitude to men or in her sexuality (A blend of “Grrrr” and “Girl.”)
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9. Guyliner (n): Eyeliner that is worn by men.
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10. Hater (n): A person who greatly dislikes a specified person or thing.
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11. Illiterati (n): People who are not well educated or well informed about a particular subject or sphere of activity.
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12. Infomania (n): The compulsive desire to check or accumulate news and information, typically via mobile phone or computer.
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13. Jeggings (n): Tight-fitting stretch trousers for women, styled to resemble a pair of denim jeans.
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14. La-la Land (n): A fanciful state or dream world. Also, Los Angeles.
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15. Locavore (n): A person whose diet consists only or principally of locally grown or produced food.
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16. Mankini (n): A brief one-piece bathing garment for men, with a T-back.
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17. Mini-Me (n): A person closely resembling a smaller or younger version of another.
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18. Muffin Top (n): A roll of fat visible above the top of a pair of women’s tight-fitting low-waisted trousers.
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19. Muggle (n): A person who is not conversant with a particular activity or skill.
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20. Noob (n): A person who is inexperienced in a particular sphere or activity, especially computing or the use of the Internet.
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21. Obvs (adv): Obviously.
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22. OMG (ex): Used to express surprise, excitement, or disbelief. (Dates back to 1917.)
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23. Po-po (n): The police.
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24. Purple State (n): A US state where the Democratic and Republican parties have similar levels of support among voters.
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25. Screenager (n): A person in their teens or twenties who has an aptitude for computers and the Internet.
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26. Sexting (n): The sending of sexually explicit photographs or messages via mobile phone.
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27. Textspeak (n): Language regarded as characteristic of text messages, consisting of abbreviations, acronyms, initials, emoticons. (wut hpns win u write lyk dis.)
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28. Totes (adv): Totally.
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29. Truthiness (n): the quality of seeming or being felt to be true, even if not necessarily true.
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30. Twitterati (n): Keen or frequent users of the social networking site Twitter.
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31. Unfriend (v): Remove (someone) from a list of friends or contacts on a social networking site.
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32. Upcycle (v): Reuse (discarded objects or material) in such a way as to create a product of higher quality or value than the original.
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33. Whatevs (ex, adv): Whatever.
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34. Whovian (n): A fan of the British science-fiction television series Doctor Who.
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35. Woot (ex): (Especially in electronic communication) Used to express elation, enthusiasm, or triumph.

Guru9ja:
Baba, have u created an email address first. Jamb registration will begin nextweek

http://www.guru9ja.com.ng/2017/02/know-create-perfect-email-address-jamb-pre-registration-tip/

I ave an existing email,,or do i need a one??

Abeg,,wen jamb form go come-out,,all dis one no concern us,,na form we need not foam or regularization or regularaton or wateva

hmm,,,so dem go do their honeymoon and give birth to at d same time abii,,,

Just take a study round nigeria envrioment n look at what people need,,use dat need to ur advantage and ur new source of income.

Nbote:
VASELINE CREW OVER!!
VASELINE CREW OVER!!
We are in d line of fire!! Nyash Nyash all over the place!!
We need backup!! I repeat We need backup!!
Get in here and collect ur VASELINE from the guy at the forefront over and out!!

Guy,,u b actor of d year,,na u get am,,,take am

schumastic:
is it just me or is that her camel toe in the third pix

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Bad ghuy,,,ur eyes sharp oh,,,tuale sir

pyyxxaro:
If u can't put his picture

Then what's the essence



Just Kukumaaa put Snake picture

Make we know say naaa snake de do birthday

abii oooo

maestro299:
5-1 to Bayern!!! If to say na me be Wenger, I for don sack myself before referee even blow final whistle. But the old papa no get shame. Next week he go sign new contract. Smh.

And thats y arsenal no fit progress forward. This kind tin no fit happen fr psg or madrid,,,dem go don sack d coach befre d next day sef

lollmaolol:
quote author=ItzWonderz post=53735737]But hw is it a suprise if its already on social media

It's a surprise to the housemates, they have no access to TV or internet, they are only limited to Big Brother house and compound.

They will be surprised to see him, trust me.

ohhh really?? Thanks fr d info

They shud ave taken my advice n just stick to watching psg vs barca ysterday dan goin out tu pay 80 tansan,,, ,,,,,dose guys go wash plate and pot tire

But hw is it a suprise if its already on social media