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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Nairalander Unjustly Sacked Today by ItzWonderz(op): 8:46pm On Jun 13, 2017

Boujurz:
Dis company wicked the first paragraph got me rolling on the floor

Lolz

Help out a brother plz. Thanks

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Nairalander Unjustly Sacked Today by ItzWonderz(op): 8:44pm On Jun 13, 2017

kowema:
And u had to publish all the info available plus company details n urs.
Discreet test failed!, Emotional maturity failed too. Maybe d reason for ur lay off.

Its called frustration dear,,frustration. I pray u dont encounter it.

And thanks for correcting me on d "discreet".

And plz,,just help a brother out not judge,,plz

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Nairalander Unjustly Sacked Today by ItzWonderz(op): 8:37pm On Jun 13, 2017

TGM2015:
The reason is clearly state my dear. Your mind has not been on the job. As simple as that.
And if I say say something, for you not to notice the reason why the company withdrawn your service is a clear evidence. Moreover a check on your post confirms this. You spend a lot of time on social medias/forums and this has affected you.
On your request, a reasonable business minded person can not get you a job with this, if not for anything, posting an unedited official (confidential) letter online.
The company has done you and themselves a good favor.

If only u knew d zeal and strength i carry out my work diligently

Besides,,i only go on social media after d day's work wen am at ohm.

And thanks for correcting me on "editing the letter"

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Nairalander Unjustly Sacked Today by ItzWonderz(op): 8:29pm On Jun 13, 2017

rollUP:
Take heart. Better days ahead.

Amen bro,,i claim it.

And in any way u can help out,,either u got a friend or som1 who needs someone for a job,,plz help put a mouth for me.

Thanks

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Nairalander Unjustly Sacked Today by ItzWonderz(op): 8:28pm On Jun 13, 2017

Livebygrace:
They don finish u with the first paragragh now. Wetin u do them? God will grant u a better job.

lol,,i no know bro

Even the other staffs and the HR/Admin were suprised wen d MD issued d letter out.

I believe God is in control. But in anyway u can help me out,,either through job links,,i wouldn't mind.

Thanks a million

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: A Nairalander Unjustly Sacked Today by ItzWonderz(op): 8:26pm On Jun 13, 2017

grayht:
the Lord is ur strength

Thanks brother,,but in any way that u can help me out,,either through job links or anytin,,,i wouldn't mind.

Thanks

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Jobs/vacancies Section Chatroom by ItzWonderz(m): 8:23pm On Jun 13, 2017

Plz,,am an industrial trainee student who studied computer science. I currently in need of a job either in lagos or ibadan.

Plz help a brother out. I also have some level of experience in the I T world having worked in a server room before.

Thanks

Jobs/Vacancies › A Nairalander Unjustly Sacked Today by ItzWonderz(op): 8:22pm On Jun 13, 2017*

Am an Industrial Trainee student who was currently doing his training (until this noon) at a Firm.

Got d sack letter for reasons unknown.
I know a lot of Nigerians are going through hardship right now so i wont bore u with mine.

Just need someone to plz help me out with a job (either in ibadan or lagos) as this will enable me to cater for my younger ones who are under my care.

Am a computer scientist with some level of experience in the I.T world,,having also worked in a server room. I know some1 is out dere who is looking for whom he/she can help,,plx just help a brother out.

U can reach me on 08149809464

Thanks a million to you all for your time in reading this.

Celebrities › Re: Floyd Mayweather Postpones Africa Tour Over Must-Win 50th Fight by ItzWonderz(m): 7:39pm On Jun 13, 2017*

NaijaOrNothing:
Sorry Fam I would like to help but It's not possible

Just lost mah job today man
Bro,,no help is small,,,even if its to link me wit anoda job,,i no mind abeg

Celebrities › Re: Floyd Mayweather Postpones Africa Tour Over Must-Win 50th Fight by ItzWonderz(m): 11:59am On Jun 13, 2017

Na person wey don chop dey fyte na
Am hungry ooooooo

Sumbori epp me wit #200 so i can find sumtin to eat embarassed

Anybody,,sumbody,,just #200

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: 20 Things You Should Never Do At A Job Interview by ItzWonderz(m): 11:39am On Jun 13, 2017

Amosjaj:
Never take tramadol to boost your confidence or smoking kush before going for interview.

Why??

Culture › Re: Thread For Those Who Love Weed by ItzWonderz(m): 9:12am On Jun 13, 2017

fabiano09:
Get fresh herb,remove all the dirt and unwanted stuffs like sticks,then boil some clean water,fill a 5ml cup with it,then add your herb to it and cover. Allow to simmer for abt 5 minutes. Then add your milk,preferably rich milk like peak,add enough or to your taste and stir slowly till it has mixed well. Then cover and allow to cool for like 10 minutes .
Voila your herb tea is ready!
drink slow,do not eat the weed or else you will likely go into coma lol,seive it out and dispose. Thank me later.

U b boss fr dis herb oh,,i go like learn more bout it.
Do u ave a whatsapp group or sumtin for dis fresh herb,,i go like join man

Culture › Re: Thread For Those Who Love Weed by ItzWonderz(m): 8:50am On Jun 13, 2017

sagieramos:
Count me in. [url]facebook.com/stanley.o.ramos[/url] is my fb profile

Share me d link make i join or gimme ur number make i chat u up so u go fit add me

Green herb fr life grin

Culture › Re: Thread For Those Who Love Weed by ItzWonderz(m): 8:48am On Jun 13, 2017

calobinna:
that's the golden routines mehn....ur head is there!
#teamlegaliseherbs

Shey u get whatsapp group fr dis green herb,,make u share me link niqqa.
#teamlegaliseherbs

Sports › Re: Throwback: When Pele And Arthur Ashe Were Caught Up In A Nigerian Coup. by ItzWonderz(m): 5:27pm On Jun 12, 2017

U really expect us to read dis long stuff,,come on man,,,u no get fear of God again nii

Politics › Re: Ladies Join Topless Protest In Lagos #OurMumuDonDo (Photos) by ItzWonderz(m): 1:03pm On Jun 12, 2017

Vaseline crew too much fr dis nairaland,,, una wehdone oh grin

Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Doesn't Know That I Am Multi-millionaire by ItzWonderz(m): 9:24am On Jun 12, 2017

MaestroZeus:
please I need 10k for d collection of ma ND result u can do a broda good by jst giving me small out of ur millions...3025888573 Skye Bank Ajibose Timilehin...God bless u

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Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Doesn't Know That I Am Multi-millionaire by ItzWonderz(m): 9:22am On Jun 12, 2017

CuddleBear:
Give me 10k out of that millions
thank you

I shoot dat foolishness from u sad

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Politics › Re: Nigerians Raise Over N2M In 8 Hours To Honour Slain Hero, Sergeant Iboko by ItzWonderz(m): 9:19am On Jun 12, 2017

idu1:
RIP sir.

But what makes him leave the post where he had enough cover for himself and adequate advantage to kill those thieves is what I still don't get.

No 1 lesson wen facing an opponent in combats,, Never ever face an opponent from a place with not less dan 2 exits

Politics › Re: Nigerians Raise Over N2M In 8 Hours To Honour Slain Hero, Sergeant Iboko by ItzWonderz(m): 9:15am On Jun 12, 2017

Partnerbiz3:
Eiyaa.
I fell like crying..

Se below shaa..

I use God beg u,,go borrow sense abeg

Crime › Re: SARS Operative Shoots Man Accused Of Being A 'Yahoo Boy' Dead In Lagos (Photos) by ItzWonderz(m): 7:28pm On Jun 11, 2017

NwaAmaikpe:

His goons should cut off his dreads and sell...it's good money in my area

Chai,,i weak for u oh

Sports › Re: Alex Iwobi Shares Throwback Photos Of His Family by ItzWonderz(m): 10:21pm On Jun 10, 2017

jerrythafinisher:
walai.. that 100 wey I pay go watch that match dey pain me gon... ma use d money buy weed pay me die

lolz
Talking bout weed,,i got whatsapp group for dat

Sports › Re: Alex Iwobi Shares Throwback Photos Of His Family by ItzWonderz(m): 10:14pm On Jun 10, 2017

Savage!!!

Ruggedfitness:
As you can see, he started football while he was quite young.. Maybe 8 or 10..

Shockingly, I see some 30 year old men playing football in local clubs hoping to get into the Nigeria Premier league...

The most successful people are always the biggest dreamers, I mean those who started when they were young...

I remain Paul Samuel FitnessDoctor

Health › Re: Benefits Of Marijuana(weed) by ItzWonderz(op): 7:16pm On Jun 10, 2017

Airoflaw:
yea..it also help to increase d number of crazy men in town..

lol,,its only dose who take it in excess dat go crazy bro

Culture › Re: Thread For Those Who Love Weed by ItzWonderz(m): 4:43pm On Jun 10, 2017

Herapal:
Guys, let's form a Naija Facebook or WhatsApp group to the glory of the almighty God for the herb that heals the nation. I'm currently on a two-week tolerance break to reduce my tolerance to the herb. Nairaland can even create a section for the bless plant, it would help a lot of people. calobinna sagieramos rasojie fabiano09 fnep2smooth stupor jimmy101231 BarryX

Recipes for edibles, information on tolerance break, conic shaped blunts, different strains and hybrid.

Nigeria will eventually legalize the herb! And we'll be the Martin Luthers.

"I spark the b
Buddha, then I have dreams like Martin Luther"- Germaine Williams (aka Canibus)

Gimme ur whatsapp no so i go fit mssge u and u go add me to d weed group. thanks

Jokes Etc › Re: Funny & Inspirational Marijuana Quotes by ItzWonderz(op): 1:34pm On Jun 10, 2017*

SuperSuave:
God blessed us with the wonderful plant

Abii na

Jokes Etc › Funny & Inspirational Marijuana Quotes by ItzWonderz(op): 1:18pm On Jun 10, 2017

1) “I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is an herb and a flower. God put it here. If He put it here and He wants it to grow, what gives the government the right to say that God is wrong?” – Willie Nelson / Musician, Writer, Actor, Activist

2) Of course I know how to roll a joint.” – Martha Stewart / TV Personality, Writer, Business Woman

3) “The first time I smoked was at home with my mother and stepfather; they were like, ‘If you are going to do this, we’d rather you did this with us.’” – Matt Damon / Actor, Writer, Producer

4) “Remember they used to be like who is this? Now Im up in this bitch. Smoking weed out in London. They bringing me fish and chips.” – Wiz Khalifa / Musician

5) “When you smoke the herb, it reveals you to yourself.” – Bob Marley / Musician, Activist

6) “I wake up early in the morning and it feels so good. Smoking on some shit that you wish you could.” – Snoop Dogg / Musician, Actor, Activist

7) “Marijuana is not a drug!!! I used to suck dick for coke! You ever suck DICK for marijuana?”- Bob Saget / Actor, Comedian

cool

“Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn’t the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?” ― Bill Hicks / Comedian

9) “I don’t consider weed to be any worse than having a beer.” – James Franco / Actor, Filmmaker, Professor, and Writer

10) “Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the body than alcohol when used on a regular basis (Google “Science”).” – Nick Offerman /
Actor, Writer, Carpenter

Education › Re: 6 Ways To Boost Your Creative Thinking by ItzWonderz(op): 1:07pm On Jun 10, 2017

Laive:
Nice one... Another key thing is to learn at least some basic programming. It's fun and makes you think extensively.
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Chewing (not smoking) a little weed has generated promising results. I don't know about the scientific evidence, but I've observed a slight boost in reasoning ability among people who chewed very little weed than those who did not. The harm comes when it's chewed above a certain amount.
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P.S. This is not an advice to anyone to start chewing weed. This is posited ONLY for educational purpose.

Chewing weed?? Dat will b kinda difficult to swallow for some people n will it work better dan wen smoked.

Health › Benefits Of Marijuana(weed) by ItzWonderz(op): 12:53pm On Jun 10, 2017

States around the country — more than 20 in total — have legalized medical marijuana.
Experts have been changing their minds too
- recently, CNN's chief medical correspondent Sanjay Gupta reversed his opinion on medical marijuana.

And even though the benefits of smoking pot may be overstated by advocates of marijuana legalization, new laws will help researchers study the drug's medicinal uses and better understand how it impacts the body.

Currently only 6% of studies on marijuana analyze its medicinal properties .
Keep in mind, though, that there are negative effects of smoking too much pot or using it for non-medicinal purposes. When overused or abused, pot can lead to dependency and mess with your memory and emotions .

1 Marijuana can be helpful for insomnia. I can speak to this personally, having suffered from severe insomnia and finding doobs around the age of 15 or so, I began sleeping through the night.

2. Smoking the green wrangler can be very helpful for people going through chemotherapy. The effects of smoking marijuana often ease nausea which many chemo patients go through. An added bonus is that unlike pills, smoke cannot be vomited up and just keeps on working. Pretty sweet, right?

3.Many of the world’s most creative people have smoked the dank. Puffed the sugar daddy hooch-momma a time or two. It’s either that or Heroin, am I right or am I right? Where do we start and where do we end? Bob Dylan, John Coltrane, Jerry Garcia (this has been disputed in the mainstream media and other unreliable sources), some say Bob Marley took the weird from time to time . . . . .

4 Individuals suffering from Glaucoma have reported an easing of the many associated symptoms. That’s dope. It straight up eases their eye hurt. Word.

5 moking weed is good for your teeth.

6. For certain severe anxiety sufferers, particular strains of Marijuana have proven to be helpful. I went through a hot minute dealing with some strong anxiety issues. I had anxiety dreams that would wake me up in the early dawn with my heart just racing. I found that different types of weed were good for anxiety and others were not. For me it was the Indica varieties that helped ease the brain strain and the Sativas that magnified the anxiety and made me feel off in public. While many folks would agree with that sentiment, I have read accounts of the exact opposite. You have to see what works for you.

7. That business chills you out, it helps with relaxation and is good for mental health in some individuals.

8.The pot can also be good for helping folks with health issues that make them lose weight by increasing their appetite dramatically.

SOURCE: inpore.com

So wen next a person pass u dat blunt,,plz dont refuse it. Thanks for taking ya time to read dis

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Education › 6 Ways To Boost Your Creative Thinking by ItzWonderz(op): 12:31pm On Jun 10, 2017

Many people think you're either a creative person or you're not. While I agree that some people may be slightly more predisposed to thinking creatively than others, I think creativity is a muscle that can be exercised and improved upon. Here are six ways to stimulate creative thinking.

1. Consume content that's way outside your comfort zone.
We all love reading about stuff in our industry, but typically this doesn't boost creativity. If you're lucky, it might help with motivation or inspiration. If you want to get your creative juices flowing, start consuming content you wouldn't normally consume. Read blogs outside of your industry. Read books outside of your normal genre of choice. Heck, grab lunch with a complete stranger (just make sure they're not a bad stranger).

2. Write a 500 word article with no topic whatsoever.
This is a fun exercise I use when I can't seem to get my thoughts focused or come up with interesting ideas. I'll open a blank document and just start typing. No headline, no topic, no editing, and most importantly no self-critiquing. I just let my fingers start typing and let my brain decide what words get written next. Usually I end up with some pretty weird and crazy stuff I'd never share, but I always feel a boost of creative energy afterwards.

3. Go see a movie in a movie theater.
Movies on the big scene are one of the last few places you can enjoy a complete sensory-captive experience. The giant bright screen. The sound-rumbling surround sound. The smell and taste of freshly popped popcorn. The somewhat uncomfortable seat with plastic armrests that don't move. Whenever I leave a movie theater, my mind is always spinning with thoughts and ideas.

4. Take a phone call with someone you don't know.
Hearing someone's story that's completely new to you can be an eye-opening and mind-expanding experience. Maybe you'll learn something from them? Maybe they'll give you a new perspective you've never heard about your stuff? Maybe they'll drop knowledge bombs on you?

5. Eat differently.
There are studies upon studies that discuss how our diet affects the way we think. Want to start thinking differently? Start giving your body different (and healthier) fuel. You'd be shocked how much more creatively you can think and act when you eat a healthier diet.

6. Do the "No Bad Ideas Brainstorming" exercise.
Get at least one other person to join you for a 45-60 minute brainstorming session. No technology and no criticism whatsoever. Bring a topic or idea you want to brainstorm to the table, and just start riffing on it back and forth. Write down all your ideas (on actual paper) and don't critique a single idea. It's important to do this in person and to make absolutely sure you don't have any negative energy or feedback throughout the process. You may end up with 100 horrible ideas, but I bet you'll have one or two good ones. Plus, you'll get better at this the more you do it.
You don't have to be a creative thinker to be able to think outside the box, you just need to do more stuff that stimulates creative thinking. Even the most creative people need help getting inspired.

Romance › Re: Dont Know It To Ask For Forgiveness From My Ex (advise Needed Urgently) by ItzWonderz(m): 12:15pm On Jun 10, 2017

Frankicent:
Just pm me

Gimme ur digit den,,make i pm u for whatsapp

Romance › Re: Dont Know It To Ask For Forgiveness From My Ex (advise Needed Urgently) by ItzWonderz(m): 10:28am On Jun 10, 2017

Frankicent:
If this story is real you a big fool..... Hmnn no wonder ladies would always have a man to make them bow down to Herr and take stupid order. This gal you plead with and even went as far committing suicide cause, of one gal.. List she had would be fine face, and...shit ass....

Anywy you need help me....i go guys who can move your beta male nonchalant attitude to a bold alpha men.

In time this useless gal who almost made you committ suicide would come beg you..trust me. If you have the patience you become an alpha soon... Pm me.. make I share the group link with you.

Niqqa abeq,,add me to d group via 08149809464. No knowledge is wasted Thanks hommie

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