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Honestly, this is something I can't imagin happening. But in response to the topic, the curses alone that's associated with this action is enough punishment for him or her.

How can I slap an elderly person? Unthinkable!!

Is this a joke?

Ok

How can a girlfriend do that?

Hmmm...if this list was God's criteria for making heaven, all girls/women would be heaven bound...

Yungwizzzy: do you want to get rich and stop any useless Boy/Girl to stop collecting your bf/gf??


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Lol.

Jonathan's story will be told as he who saved Nigeria from the brink.

I believe that inside our forests, there are plants that hold the cure to this disease. May God enable scientist to find them.

I'm in shock!!
God, please don't let this become a reality.

If this is true, then wishing you a happy married life.

Are you guys not tired?

I must confess that i used to be a victim of this. However, truth be told, its not easy to 'look before one leaps'. How can i not be attracted to someone that attracts me? Of course you don't have to follow up on every attraction. But the bottomline is that the attraction is there, and it is that attraction that makes one leap first and look later.

dre11: when should i come

Will tonight be too late?

dre11: don't u think u asked in a joking manner?

Did it sound like a joke to you?

dre11: am i to answer that question?

If i didn't need an answer,would i have asked?

dre11: the contract nah........ when am i going to see the papers and contract then?

When do you think you'll be ready them?

padeolu: am trying now to, she seem to want it. She sat on my lap this evening. Mehn! Her yansh is so fluffy.

This is your relation (whether distant or immediate). She's looking up to you as someone older and wiser. Don't encourage her. 'Flee', i believe is the word the bible used when it concerned the sin of fornication. If you don't want it to happen, it will not happen.

Cutekriss:

That was then and i did no such thing like reporting. However, i took her advice very seriously and avoided the sons of Adam as much as i could

Take things easy dear. It is well.

Don't do it.

Arrogant

dre11: you didn't give me the go ahead.... did u?

I'm giving you the go ahead now... What's stopping you?

dre11: seems she rear bees to have known this....... Are u into agriculture?

Do i have to rear bees in order to know what sound they make?

dre11: aw did u know its being used by a bee?

Isn't that the language of the bees?

dre11: should i do it?

I'm not stopping you, am i?

Nothing that fantastic. However, she did tell me that girls don't play with boys. That i must not allow them touch me because it is a sin and Jesus doesn't like it. Anyday a boy touches my breast or bum bum, i MUST report to her asap!

dre11: haven't u used it before?

Why should i, do i look like a bee?

dre11: **morning**
don't u have 4 eyes to see the lines?

*morning*
Would've loved to believe you but...do you really mean it?

I think i've found my missing 'rib cage'

dre11: hum!!!!!!
So what do we do again?

What does 'hum' mean?

dre11: em!!!
Em!!!!!

Can i draw it on ur dp

Will i be visible for my eyes to see?