Khurtz:
the wait is becoming unbecoming...at the least put out an official statement to calm or reassure investors. the silence is taking things for granted.

Your money done go Bro. Bluekey na thief them be. Next time, don't be greedy

Ambode was right about sanwo olu's mental problem after all. Furcking afonja piggy

CanadaOrBust:

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Nope. It’s all about WOMEN. Whatever u do to a man don’t take his woman. That’s also the root cause of racism - white women prefered the black man’s sexuality. That’s also why Igbos are left alone in Lagos - they don’t take Yoruba women from their men[/s]

Afonjaic dumb comments are neva disappointing [sub][/sub]

monaPhilz:
Took them almost forever while Nigerians are been killed hourly if not every 10minutes

Shut up

Ogun kee u dia. Afonjas and lies.

Racoon:
Meanwhile a sitting president does not give a hoot because the lives of the citizens does not matter to him.

See sitting aboki president below sir

forghon:
Very good for my school I will donate a gallon of kero to burn my department down

b0rn2fuck:
Na wah, this man nah really Anti Okorocha government policy

Afonja mind ya business

anyimontana:
bat griller...will u shut up?

@

Omoslim26:
Oh how i weep for nairaland dis forum have been hijacked by some miscreants claiming yoruba nd igbo nd they are planing to turn it to yorubaigboland forum we cant even read any thread in peace again wit dis morons bringing their igbo vs yoruba matter
pls to d remaining sensible ones on dis forum if u make it to ftc u owe us a tiny favour of doing this

CURSE BE ANYONE THAT DOES AFONJA,IPOB,FL@THEAD,CONEHEAD OR ANY FORM OF TRIBAL BIGOTRY ON THIS THREAD
make we start to dey sware for dis bigotted bastards that have taken over the sanity of this forum

. I done taulks am B4, d rate that Afonjas dey commit suicide 4 dis country e just dey makes me dey laugh with mess dey commot for my yansh.

Shebi na dem taulks say dem want nxt levels

Honor10:



Shut ur mouth. That monkey u quoted is one of your Igbo sister. Don't be fooled

I no be ibo. I be bini boy

Afonjas problems. Not my biziness

Kingpee2:
[s]Some humans should have just come into this world in form of animals[/s].

Olodo commenting. Humans are animals

Thief*nubu's slaves

Afonja piggies always representing

Logobenz1:
[s]So after finishing some work related movements today,i decided to call it a day pretty early.say around 12 noon.
Was driving towards home from GRA port harcourt when I saw this pretty damsel walking along that birabi street,gra port harcourt.(around salvation ministries hq).
So I stopped the car some few feet ahead of her while looking at her from the rear view mirror.
She had some brown braids,a big blue gown but short,which didn't display her curves at all but she still looked pretty in it anyways,some white earpiece and some sandals.
If you see this babe you go shout!chocolate clean black colour,socculent body and sexy lips.infact the whole nine yards!
As she walked towards the car,my heart was pounding and all and I thought perhaps this one will just walk past and make me a laughing stock infront of everyone.
So I zoomed off and stopped again.she came close,brought down the windows and said hi.
I played the I know you from somewhere card and it worked.
Said some random things to her and convinced her to get I the car while I dropped her off.
She agreed and got in.then I confessed to her that I just made that up so she could feel safe with me and all...
We both laughed about it as we headed towards town(Azikiwe road)
Then we got to that secretariat and it happened that the place she was heading to and what she was going there to do is what I know very well and have a couple of guys that knows a thing or 2 about it.
I told her I could help,reach for my phone and called my guy nnamdi and as usual he could deliver.
So I handed her over to my friend nnamdi and we said our good byes.
I was just there at the lot looking at her as they walked away into the building and she turned and gave me a lovely look too and I smiled,butterflies all over my stomach and we waved at each other.
Damn I was excited and just smiling like a cow as I go home.reached home and told my guys about it and we were just happy and he couldn't wait to see her.
So around 4 pm I called her again to find out if she had finished with what she had to do?for where?there was a small issue and the guy that was to deliver the plan she came for wasn't around and she sounded frustrated and worried.
I told her not to worry that I am on my way(I could be a real sweetheart when I want to)
So I left Mgbuoba and headed all the way to town again and got there around 5;30pm.
Everywhere was closed and my guy said the only way we could do this is to go to the other guy's house to meet him and hand him the documents to process.(one land document like that she came to process for her dad from abuja).
So we all got in the car and headed off to meet the guy in Diobu.
Damn,there is no corner of Diobu we did not enter today looking for that guy.diobu can be very confusing for those who know.
This time it was like magic and we had gotten closer like we've known each other for years lol.my guy even thought she was my wife or sonething
So after all the stress,we got the guy and handed him the files and he told us to come back and collect the files tomorrow.
We said our goodbyes and we left.i had to go drop off my guy at his place before I took her to hers.
So her sister called and complained of how her tummy was paining her and she needed drugs and she sounded pretty serious.so we had to stop by at a pharmacy and we got the drugs.
While I was seated there,I noticed a ring on her finger at exactly where married people put theirs and was shocked.like what the hell?
So when we got out,I asked her about it and she said she isn't married but she wears it to prevent people from disturbing her and all...we laughed and left.
Now she also wanted to buy an extension,I still took her there so we get it.
The woman that was selling in the shop started to compliment me on how my fiancee was prudent on spending cos of the way she priced the extension eh
And she even asked me where my own ring was ?I said it's in the car and she didn't resist and just smiled.i knew this girl was already liking me lol.
So we got in the car and went ahead to drop my guy before taking her to hers.
It was already late like 9;30pm already and she was complaining how they lock their estate gate at 10pm.so I knew it would be so hard to catch up if I didn't drive like a maniac.
So I told her to belt up properly,engaged sport mode on the gear and hit the gas all the way.
So we were heading towards odili road cos that's where she lives,got to fruit garden and since I was coming too fast,some cops started flagging me and I didn't want to stop till I saw how they were cocking their guns
I did stop and the cops came,started making noise on how fast I was going bla bla bla...that there was a car snatching incident now and how are they sure we aren't the snatchers?lol.
They searched,checked papers and ids and all was good but they insisted on taking us to their head quarters.
I got angry and started yelling too and before you know it,things were getting out of hand till one other cop intervened.
After every every,i handed them 2k and we left.
Got to their estate and everywhere was locked.damn!all that struggle for nothing.
So she called her sister,she sent one guy(young boy of probably 20) that came and told security to open up since they didn't know her as she just came from Abuja some days ago for this assignment.
After plenty talk,they opened and i find them normal change unto guymen levels and entered.
Dropped her off,we said our goodbyes,she apologised for all she put me through and hugged me
The thing sweet me ehn!she asked if she could see me tomorrow and the way I take shout sure ehn lol.
So we've got a proper date by tomorrow and I am super excited.
She sounds smart,well brought up,no pride,reserved,clean,no make up or gold nose,no lashes,just some short,pink talons and very clean body
Let's see how it goes tomorrow!wish me luck.
I go sleep well tonight walahi.
Love is a great feeling and I sabi fall like mumu[/s]

This Fuulish boy, Je chu pe ego

I hope not fulani herdsmen

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The interest Rait dey too low

Ikengawo:
this is why allah refused to give him a reasonable voice.

Afonja fulani herdsman, Radarada yen yen yen