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RETIREDMUMU:
cook 4 me, sweep 4 me, wash my clothes for me, wash my clothes 4 me, run errands 4 me, fetch 4 me, buy something 4 me, fucck me real good, provide 4 me

and am urs

Unto Say na she born u.
She 4 clean ur Yansh too

Las Las wetin b d moral lesson

I just dey watch d idiot wey post dis rubbish
E be like say u wan dethrone "lai Mohammed " and take over

buchilino:
WHO R DOSE DAT SAID BUHARI IS BRAINLESS. LESS DAN 2 YEARS TO ELECTIONS, HE NOW REMEMBER HIS 5K PROMISE, SMART GUY

E be lyk say u jux dey wake up from sleep

#5000 e fit buy three square meals,
Am ashamed of did country

enjoying herself ;DD
Does guys shudn' t av been arrested

midolian:
All sort of food and films i guess.

May I hear.

God save us


Still wondering why dis shud be done by d military

Gentlevin:
@op.....weldone on your new story story episodes....d other day u claimed u had a spirit/marine wife..https://www.nairaland.com/4089937/spirit-marine-wife-need-deliverance.......and now u claim to be sleeping with a married woman....Kwantinue OK....I raise cap for u...

u must be following did guy bomper to bomper

Ehh! Na only no 1 make smol sense






Am coming with broom and parker to park d rest

truth4u:
You lied.....some people are just lucky, favored or whatever you call it while others are disdained, hated, unlucky and unfavored... Perhaps, even retribution from people past lives are unable to explain while some are favored and others unfavored.....

You people should stop deceiving people with all these Christian bla bla bla

If u don't believe in Christianity, den shut ur f.. king mouth, why discouraging others

Pended

Drank till he passed out ;DD

Dis guy deserves a standing ovation

Once upon a tym! , tym, tym


Eh he! Ohaneze can u repeat ur moonlight tale

Dis is a YAMARITA story

U can ask Olamide

Dis is a "YAMARITA" story


U can ask Olamide

Oloripelebe:
I no read the news but i know say na lie.. .APC fit lie

Baddest guy

I dedicate dis "Middle finger"


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Wahala.

Daeylar:
If they don't want to come don't invite them na,
I know I'm different though, no time for stress,


I would have asked you to try and resolve it but I don't like the way they are threatening you.

You come first, before anyone, even your family. So do what's best for you.

I respect ur opinion, but dats not d best option in dis case. Can u visualize ur wedding day without any family member from ur side, although they ar still alive, truly speaking U won't enjoy dat, so I believe d man should try and sort tinz out with d help of elderly ones in the family

ajibsca:
Ethiopia airline should do it. I once flew Rwanda air about 3 yrs back. Was the most uncomfortable flight I've been in with no where to hang ur leg,small chairs and worst of all the screen . You have 1 screen to 3 people not the usual of you having your own screen and we all have to watch same thing meaning you can't watch movies of your choice or anything u like . I had to go to their office in Dubai to ask if I could get a refund for my return ticket but it wasn't feasible. To worsen the whole journey ,the officials at their airport seized all drinks I bought in Dubai duty free (about 4 bottles of Jack Daniels) as well as other peoples food items etc said they won't allow anybody board with food or drinks. The stupid official even told me its either I drink my whisky or leave it so I had to ask him is that how you drink whisky? To cut the story short, I had to almost finish a bottle of Jack Daniels before entering the flight.

Next episode pls.

Sabrina18:
Cos I like to be sexy as hell on my wedding day. All eyes on me, I wont want to disappoint anyone that day .

Pleasing everyone and disappointing God... Wey done Ma�

PoliticalThuG:
Buhari Is A Terrorist

Dis guy dey vex......... Make Ina make wayooo!

NtoAkwaIbom:
Ipob will tell Us Akwa Ibomite, that Nigeria is trying to stop us from getting a seaport, and here is the government budgetting for us to get a seaport...
I wonder what they will say again.
I wonder what Ipob terrorists will use in baegaining again..
E dong red for dem

And u don't ask urself "why now" after so many years. Abi na today dey discover d water? ....

superemmy:
Cownu men will always be cownu men

KABIRU!!!!

Compiled TRASH

Compiled trash

Trash

Theakthedream:
Where is the judgment gonna come from?
From a zoo judge or and Ipob judge?

Ipobs are not just terrorists, they are also foolish.

Punk ass talking from his anus

makydebbie:
But then, you're generalizing yourself.

He's got a point..... Clever is far different from intelligent (think u got wot he meant by d word "clever"

omenka:
I'm a wheelbarrow pusher, haven't you heard? So, I get alot of spare time to give pigs hell..

Now, what do you do for a living that you have no spare time but follow me from "morning till night", so much so that you know all the threads I comment on?