₦airaland Forum

Gamine:
lol

ignorance

ignorance

ignorance

this thing kills ooo

iya abeg make u find dictionary

u dey internet na

i think say na latrine i dey, _{hisses and walks away.}

debosky:
@ topic

grass-cutter (bush meat), cow meat, goat meat, buffalo meat, camel meat, deer meat, antelope meat and dog meat

planning on eating monkey. rabbit, squirrel and cat meat by the end of the year

i trust you man,seen dem all,ate dem all.

naija_diva:
what the hell is bush meat?

bush meats are meats from the hell.

segoye2:
Mr. Iya Aje & Associates, Eku Iranu oooo, Ede ku oro koro lori ile ede abinibi wa. Gege bi eti mo, Ogbeni Wunmi, bo tile jepe o so awon oro dara dara die si ori awon threadi bi meta kan, eyi to ku oro re ni ori threadi miran, paapa julo lori eyi ti ose ti tire gangan (ede re), se ni laanu pe isokuso ni ojasi. koda, eyi fi han daju wipe Koda, ko duro gba eko to yekoro lowo obi re, eyi paapa si je ki opa danu etore ni ori nairaland.com.

Ero o daju, ogbeni Seun Osewa je omo kekere kan ti o ni awon imo ti a le fi ran ni lowo. Ati pelu pe Omo Odua too to ni, nigba ti ogbe ero ti a mo si iluwa yi sile, ogbe kale fun awon oni laakaye lati wa si ori re, ati lati jiroro loro ohun ti oto ati ti ko to ati lati fi anfani yi ran awon eniyan kokan lowo.

Gbogbo akitiyan Ogbeni Seun Osewa lori nairaland.com ni eti n fin sunni. Koda, opolowo were ti n gba oruko ni ofe lai san owo kan kan. Ko da, WE SHALL UPGRADE SOON TO PAY PER REPLY OR POST.

Mo moyin si Oloye Isokuso, koda kadara wunmi oni pe ba yin, as soon as I get back to the UK, I will ensure you handover your username. Eyin oponu eyan yi.


@replinish,how u dey?

sorry man,your time is up.NEXT PERSON  PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

omoge:
Iya aje, yeah it's true. awon ti won gbe ni biyi ni good chest, by the way, talo fun e pe Niyi ni oruko no? it's Nillychester. it got nothing to do with omu (maybe sha as a young chick  )
so chill man mi o dig?

alright baby,howdy?i hope kool?rmain sweet like a candy and fresh like a virgin.

what do you thimk?

chiogo:

wow, that's how they start. kolomental case!!

SEe na the question wey we ask you be dat?i wonda how many times you write waec and jamb exams if at all you write any,meanwhile you just got a carry over{cov}sorry you have to go back and ansa the question again,i wish you best of luck,you will need it.

younghoodi:
am trowing up,am muslim so i only eat chicken,goat,sheep fish i never taste any meat then this

na lie which day you go mosalasi last,you wey i dey see for mushin hotel every evening with paulina

naija_diva:
i hope you don't think u are funny.

whatever you think,i TICK

naija_diva:
don't be speaking that shit to me, since when i'm not allow to laugh.

naija diva naija driver sorry o,i no dey speaking sit{shit}to you,you are very free to laugh like a jackal na you  get your mouth

naija_diva:
lmao

anoda odi don enter this place again,
ewo tun ni lmao?
olorun  ma gbawa lowo awon odi ati akalolo yi o.

The world especially nigeria is blessed with lots of delicious meats,from cow meat to dog meat,bush meat to frog  meat etc,what meat have you eaten  before and how did they taste?
As for me i have only eaten monkey meat,frog meat,lizards,cats,camels,gorrila,pythons,crocodiles,zebra and lion meats,these meats are good with pounded yam and egusi soup,you nko tell me your own.

younghoodi:
babab babab babab

na who bring deaf and dumb come here?
anyway bo pe titi akalolo a pe baba,
younghoodi young[b]IDI[/b] you are welcomo uno,dalu,sonu de zua.

omoge:
hey iya maye (aje) which kin question be that now eh? if i know the type, then i go decide. by the way you know tell us boya iwo ni okurin to wa ni window yen. awa fe mo o.

se o ro pe oyinbo pepper ni mi ni?emi o ki nse oyinbo pepper o,
oyinbo ye wa sile mi lati wa ba househelp mi sun,but o salo nigba ti o gbo sound moto mi

now to my question,
is it true pe awon ti won di nkan si chest dada{breast}ni won ngbe ni ilu yin ye nillychester niyichester?
se oruko governor ilu yin ni NIYI ni abi why ti e fi npe ilu yin ni NIYICHESTER?
e ni lati ni awon oyan nlanla ni chest yin nibe ye

seun mr ban ban se you dey read wetn people write,abeg unban the guy before we too go ban you for nairaland o abi you think say we no fit?

inside mosque

abeg make we hear word,se na those agbero{touts}and area boys wey dey come toast you,you dey complaining for here like say na beta pple dey disturb you,if ramsey noah,rmd,segun arinze,zack orji,2 face,not to talk of me come toast you wetn your for do?you go carry your noise go world court,abeg mai shonu.

doublehark:
@ n-guage, iya aje,PTH I think you all did not get him well.I DONT THINK HE IS SAYING SHE deserves praises, all he is trying to say is its kind of swell that our mother tongue could get that far.Face it, How many millions speak Yoruba? can you compare the number to d number of people speaking the 2 world most spoken language? Let's not let hatred cloud us, i was equally suprised the 1st day i heard Yoruba on Encarta, its simply fascinating and i am proud to be of Yoruba origin.

in dat case all the yorubas all over the world should go out tomorrow and do thanksgiving

you are welcome
may i ask u a quepon question?

ko ye emi gan gan boya man ni mi abi woman[b]S[/b],
o depend lori mood mi cos nkan mejeji ni moni labe ti won de nsise dada,abi u wan try?

how about dis one for sunday service?

rePENIS ore mi atata ma da awon guys ye lohun jare,
bakana ni gbogbo won ri,
imagine one of them fe ma toast mi lori net,
mi ya sa lo ko ma fami nidi ya
moreover mumsy mi ti warn mi pe ki nma bo pata mi fun any useless man,
bawo ni awon oko{no be penis o because i know say na that one go dey your mind now} e nko?
se o nwole dada?
se won repenis e abi iwo lo repenis won?
hmmmmmmmmm,mo jeri e ore mi atata.

and so wot?what is the big deal in that?don't we sing in english too?abeg make we hear word jare,na people like you dey make this oyinbo people and their lang feel superior and special.

hey baby na wetin?
i just dey catch my fun 2 reduce my BP,abi u wan help me reduce am?
which song u wan make i sing for you?
u know say i freak for you,i no just know y.

just for a start and specially 4 you,
ti nba ti ri omoge ti nillchester leyin mi,
inu mi adun ara mi a ya ga ga ga ga,
ni sale lo wa{i wonda wetn u dey do 2 isale}tabi yara lo gbe wa,
to ba ti gbohun mi o,
masun mo o dakun sa ma bo,
omoge dudu,masun mo dakun sa ma bo,
ti nillychester mi,masun mo o,dakun sa ma bo,
nle omoge dudu,masun mo o dakun sa ma bo,
ore{fear dey catch me to call u my wife} mi dada,ma sun mo o dakun sa ma bo.


Dat was a song by ebenezer obey for mko abiola in d 80s,that means say u go popular and be rich like mko,
but no marry plenty like the man o and no drink tea anyhow,u know say na tea them take kill the man.

may i ask u a question?no fear no be say i wan toast/propose to you and i no wan beg u for money?

i no de do,3 is a crowd and he fit wound u,finish wid am first before i go come do ma own,mi o ko ajeku.

chiogo:
@Younghoodi, thanks for breakin' it down for him, buddy. lol, ummm, i don't know if that person is male or female ohh, look at d name, iya aje---mother witch! , some people just can't mind their beeswax.

@Iya Aje, Thanks for d sorry but no thanks 'cause am not stressed, am just chillin'.u be "didinrin", hope u understand that one. u shld have said u wanted to join d conversation, u're welcome to, Young and i were just chillin', u're free to join now so don't get jealous like that.

omoge:
ko so lo ko lo ko, eiye badan ma lo kan eiye
ko so lo ko o si o, eiye badan ma lo kna eiye

whistling, hooray hooray it's friday. tgif

this is the original version of that song,
koso loko loko, omo bere ma muyan omo,
koso loko loko,omo bere ma muyan omo.
Na so ma mummsy sing am for me when i still dey wear pata.


ara nbada oko o je o,oko oko o a pe bani sun,
oro oko,ise oyun le,oro oko kanpa ise oyun le,
obo mo ma doko,ma doko dan dan,{2ce}
oko temi ma ni o,
ara nba da oko o je o ye o,oko oko o a pe bani sun
madam o si nile yi o e,omoge o si nile yi o e,
ise oyun,ise oyun mo wa jade o,
e je nfeso joko,oko to le,
le o e
ara nbada oko o je o e,oko oko o a pe bani sun.

debosky:
Mio ni oro lati so fun eyin mejeji, oniranu gbaa ni yin

awon omobirin ti e daruko yen won bo lati fun yin lesi.

kini won o fi wa se,
nairaland la wa are bikan,
ile lapoti njoko de idi
a nreti won,
dakun lo pe won wa

padi mi fadi ma da obosky lohun jare,o fe ma le fun  wa bi eni pe omo jesu lohun,
obosky to ti do gbogbo obo awon omo oni buredi agege,iya onisu ni yaba,iya olole ni mushin,iya alaso ni osodi ati be be lo,ka m ti so ti awon ti nairaland  bi ti nana,ikamefa,omogenaija,thiefofheart ati bebe lo,infact o ti soro tan speaker lawa DOER NI OBOSKY

mr ferlie:
mo like fresh,thick,tight and deep obo.
ti obo ba deep daadaa, mo ma nlike e gan nitori oko mi gun(long) gan.
ti obo ba fresh and thick,o ma ndun suck daadaa. infact that is the best.

Dats good,ore mi atata,
ni temi emi feran obo ti o ba nta sansan,ki nse eyi to nrun o,but eyi ti won fo dada ti won wa fi perfume si lori,
o de gbudo wa well shaved,mi o like obo ti o ba nirun lori ju bi ori omo tuntun,
mo de tun like eyi ti o ba ni[b] IDO[/b] ti o ma mu ki omoge ma gbon lese ati ni gbogbo ara ti enia ba gbeika,ahon abi oko le,
mo tun like obo ti o  ba panu de,ti ko si enu sile bi ti awon ashy
ju gbogbo  elo mo like awon obo ti a mo si sweet sixteen tabi under 20,
je ki fi iyoku pamo ki pator mi ma lemi ni church  ni ojo sunday

debosky:
iya aje ati mr ferlie, mo ki yin kuu'le o

oro obo yii ti n'dun mo yin ju sa, eko fun ra yin laye lati ro oun gidi. afi obo saa lojojumo

ki Olorun ko yin yo o!

a ki e kabo o mr OBOSKY debosky,
bawo ni se o mu obo oko re wa sode loni,
abi o ti gbagbe e sile nana

mr ferlie:
iya aje, obo yaapaa ni sango ota, orisirisi obo lo wa nibe: thick, deep, skinny, fleshy, shinning ati wide one. won si wa affordable pelu.
obo abuja ti won ju.

So thick,deep,skinny,flehy,bony,shinning,wide,fresh,tight,wetie,dry,smelly,cheap and expensive obo yi ewo lo appeal si yin ju?ki de ni reason te se like e?

mr ferlie:
ki olorun yo oro obo kuro ni oro re o.

mr fadi,e dakun e mo sebe o,
omode lo nse,ko mo iyi obo ni
ko mo pe lai si obo ko si okunrin
lai si okunrin ko si obirin
la lai de si obirin ko si ile aye
kolrun ma yo oro obo ninu aye wa o.

mr ferlie:
iya aje, obo yaapaa ni sango ota, orisirisi obo lo wa nibe: thick, deep, skinny, fleshy, shinning ati wide one. won si wa affordable pelu.
obo abuja ti won ju.

lorokan sa e feran awon obo iya oniru,alata,onisu,elelubo ati gari?

mjay:
o ga fun eyin people yi ooo se isokuso ni won ni ki e ma so ni?

yes daddy

mjay:
iya aje se aje ni e ni tooto ni??

o nbi mi oooooooooooooooo,
edumare ba mi fun ni ansa.
se iwo fe gbaje ni?
na the name wey the administrator approve for me be that o,
i give am fine fine name,him talk say na iya aje fit me,
i be iya aje,but i no be[b] WINSH[/b]

pari owe yi,
epon to feyin ri?
oko gbogboro mo gun mi labe?
eni a ngbobo lo ba?
bami do aya mi?
ko sohun tobo re?
kilo nkoja loju epon oba ti ko do oba o?