₦airaland Forum

tnaidaR:
I don't agree but I'll just let it pass

why you no go gree?abi you be kofi from ghana?

no na yoruba language be our ovisial lanaguage

i never finish this one wey i dey,
u dey ask me anoda one,
abeg make i finish this one first before we talk dat one,
but naija sweet sa,na only for naija anythn fit happen.

omoge:
Awa o soro ile wa oo
awa o soro ile wa ooo
igba kan o si o ye
igba kan o si ka wa ma soro
awa o soro ile wa o

humming and whistling igba kan o si ka wa ma soro
awa o soro ile wa o


Eka ro, eku isimi

he be like say na one of those local primary school wey them dey call,igbo elerin primary school or mushin olosha primary school you go,
na there them dey sing this kind song,
unlike like my own nursery school where we dey recite,
twinkle twinkle little star,
abeg no send your pikin go that kind your primary school o,
make she no come dey sing fior us,
awa de awa ma tun de,
ogongo baba eye,kiniun loba eranko{2ce}
a ju won lo teletele,oju ni won ya o

             or
nsa nsa elubo pere pe,
eni mo sa elubo,pere pe,
ana mo sa elubo,pere pe,
elubo mi o gbe,
pere pe,
okan mi nu,
e nba wa.

what can nigerians do for me?

so none of una don chop human being before?
even those of una wey be WINSH,una sabi lie no be small,
see blood for una mouth.

omoge:
ummm, humming and whistling

oro di hmmmmmmmmmm,oro pesi je o,oro di hmmmmmmmmmm,
omoge wetn you hum?
abeg yarn me somethn.

omoge:
time to chill wo bikini lo swim o jare. awon ara ile ti wo sebi awon ni won mo yoruba ju, e gbe lo jo.

asko o, tobito
to mo de re, ta agba re
full stop
bere mo le ko ya were
express

boo fredi is coming boo

mo ti wa e,wa e o baby,
ase nile yi lowa ere ya,pele oju o,etike,
bebe idi e o eru

debosky:
iya aje elenu rirun, e tun ti gbe wahala yin de biyi?

aye n'reti eleya mi o

won reti eleya mi oo lojojumo

won ti pe ra won jo o lati petan mi

won ni mi o mo ju'le adura lojojumo

won ri mi lona ile adura won ma petan mi

wa ni 'o tun ti n'lo' nitoripeee Iwo ni kii doju timi

kila ti se?a sa le para wa si ijoba lorun,
awon eleha re nko?se o nwole dada?

a be be bi bo bo bu,
a ba baba a baaaaa

lalaboi:
sunny ade ma pami ohhh

owo rubbbu ti wan oh!! daddyyyy

why you no finish the music?
na guys like you no dey make girls to reach climax,you go just leave the girl hanging,
from there she go dey look for candle or bottle,anyway na like dis sunny finih the song,

sunny ade wa pami owo ile mi titan,
wa kan mi nibadi,ki nto gbe je

@omoge wetin dey happen?
i just dey gbadun you,
only say,you dey too far

ma fowo kan be ye ijo ni ko bami jo o daddy,
aye jo sir,
e fimi sile.

lauryn:
just curious, what does a porcupine taste like?

imagine yourself giving a man a Mouth Action,dats how it tastes like.

baby mi show colour e remove pant e,ka jo ma gbadun,
baby mi show colour e remove pant e ka jo ma gbadun,
a jo ma logba yi pe o,

yoruba--------wa do mi da da{i love you}

Gamine:
aah, thank u very much

you mean you didn,t know that before?no wonder.

Yesssssssssssssssssss,they have ido{clitoris}

and so what?whats the big deal in that/
what will you say about the terrible state of nigerian languages in europe and america?
abeg leave matter oyinbo no be our language,
if oyinbo no fit speak my language why should i kill myseslf because of his own,
TABON MEN,
[b]GBUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA[/b]

abeg if ramadan wan enter make he enter,make him no break my door with him knock.

segoye2:
Ok oooooo, I appreciate oooooo, Till then ooooo, !

GET LOST

segoye2:
Baale, mo ma de wapa ooo, visiting and knowing around ma crips lo je kin pe kin to wa si ori alantaku yi. I should be regular soon.

Eku ise opolo ooo, Ede ku oro awe wunmi ti osora re di abiku. Oma ye laipe yi.

same old story and style,you are nothn but a bore,
YOU CANT DO NOTHN THE WORST YOU CANT DO IS TO BARK,YOU CANT BITE,
now i,m ready for you one on one,
call it fire for fire {apology to tafa balogun},
if only you know who you are dealn with,
you just picked on the wrong person.

@segoye,who cares who the fok you are in yorubaland,nigeria and even the world,as far as am concerned,you ae MR NOBODY,i repeat YOU ARE MR NOBODY,you think you can just walk in her and intimidate me?if thats what you have in your little myopic mind,sorry you,ve got another think coming,go ahead and do your worst,i need not to tell you that,i will always be bak,for your information,YOU CANT DO ME NOTHING,THIS SITE DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU AND YOU HAVE NO FOKN RIGHT TO DETERMINE WHAT GOES IN OR WHAT DOES NOT GO IN,YOU CANT GAG ME[/b]as far i,m concerned you [b]are just another rat here on nairaland,if you hate my sht so much on this site,i have 3 words for you GO TO HELL _{hises and walks away}

you too,ma gbe nkan si nkan lo,but ma je ko faya o,ko de ranti lo KONDOMU,i dont want 2 lose u man,ki awon ota ma le yo wa.
I,mout of here for now,ma catch e later,
take kia.

there is joy in sharing,i just hope her name is joy.

ol boy,you sure say no be alum se take wash the place to make it tight like virgin own?
hmmmmmmmm,my grandmother too fit claim say she be virgin o,
abeg shine your eyes,virgin no dey for labour room.

Ore mi ferlie ma da bobo ye lohun jare,mi mo nkan to fi ara e pe lori nairaland,to nse bi eni pe ohun ni HOLIEST SAINT in the world,
mi mo eni to npakuru mo lori nairaland,mi mo eni to so fun pe ti ko ba si nairaland a ni saye mo,
nitori bobo segoye ye,ma de wa bere baba nla isokuso ati isekuse ni nairaland,
so ko rady lati hang ara e and awon ti won ban ki awon na ready lati ban,
ti omode ba gbon ogbon kiku,iya e a gbon ogbon sisin,
se o get mi,
bawo ni life?
keep on rocking,
awa la bori awon ota wa,lase edumare,
eni ba lawa o ni wa,awon gangan la ni de ba,
one love rod

they are not yorubas,they are foreign slaves claiming to be yorubas

n-guage:
A girl once asked me if Africans ''click-clacked'' like monekys

chineke,na God go punish dat yeye girl,i hope d girl no be your girlfriend sa?

@pth i love the way you write and reason